How do I beat a 5.0 6th gen Mustang in my FWD car that is 2800 pounds , 140 hp, 190 lb torque

How do I beat a 5.0 6th gen Mustang in my FWD car that is 2800 pounds , 140 hp, 190 lb torque
Please help, they took my girl.

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Challenge them on a winding mountain going downhill since Mustangs can't turn and your FWD Civic can smash into the back of his car and make him lose control

It's not a Civic, there are no downhills.

Shingo pls go

Swap an F1 engine into your car and challenge him to a race on the toogay

Ebay turbo kit and nitrous. Sticky tires up front and spares on the back
I assume this is a drag race were talking about

It's already turbo

Moar tarbos

Then why do you only have 140hp?
Lots of nitrous you'll blow your engine but hopefully you put enough money on the line to buy a new one

Twincharge
>fart fan for the straights
> belt blower for getting out of corners

TORQUE 190 ft-lbs. @ 3500 rpm HORSEPOWER 145 hp @ 4300 rpm

Will I ever get her back? Give me some hope here.

How do I beat this mustang

Sell ur car and buy a gt350

Is it an Abarth? If yes, you'll absolutely smash the Mustang on any road that's reasonably technical.

no

>TORQUE 190 ft-lbs. @ 3500 rpm HORSEPOWER 145 hp @ 4300 rpm
the fuck is that a diesel?

no its petrol

This is corey you dipshit, don't respond.

Well considering the 6th gen Mustang has 435 HP and can actually turn now, there's not much you can do.

Guys I just want to get back at them, they took my friend's girl and she ended up getting syphilis. there's nowhere I can go. I need to win this race

#1: you're an autist
#2: it's the girls fault for her own actions
#3: if you don't know how to win the race already, you're not going to win

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I'm not Corey, and I've had it with your disingenuous assertions. I need HELP. How do I make a car better.

Ok corey

What's wrong with that?

bump

pls respond

Remove excess weight.

that would involve corey dieting lmfao

Less horsepower than a stock 5.0 from fucking 1985

Strip out seats and carpets, upgrade tires, add a turbo and upgrade cooling systems.

There's already a turbo
This is a 2.2 I4

Swap a 2.0L ecoboost engine in and sacrifice 10 lb ft of torque for 60 HP. Then do the weight reduction things like said.

>just engine swap it
Dude

It's a stock car

>giving this much of a shit about high school racing

Tell your faggot friend to get his own car and win his "girl" back.

I'm 22

She's mine now fag, just give up.

Fuck you Alex

That's even worse.

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This is a bafflement

>2.2 turbo 4
>TORQUE 190 ft-lbs. @ 3500 rpm HORSEPOWER 145 hp @ 4300 rpm
im guessing some thing late 80s dodge

FOUND IT
OP drives a 1990 MAzda MX-Coupe GT

Just race near a car meet, the mustang wont be able to avoid swerving into the crowd.

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not funny

Fuck I haven't read this in forever, still hilarious.

You're fucked m8.