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there is literally nothing wrong with Maut

>Maut cast

is DC NA or EU?

...

> that first blood

WHO THE HELL WOULD WALK THERE TO REACH THEIR LANE FFS

This post is dedicated to the ones we've lost.

1st for DC 2-0

ROLL OUT THE BARREL
youtube.com/watch?v=HmZYgqBp1gI

>maut casting main stage

>grill will cast main stage

JUST

Xth for Zai, the best dota2 player.

they're EU when losing, NA when winning

Dream cast team. Maut + capitalist or waga

Are these really unplayable?

Guys I'm worried...
Maut on the mainstage might actually mean *she* will be there too
what the fuck is valve thinking

SUPERIOR

NA

BULLS

>wake up
>OG is in the lowerbracket
uhhhhhh

i want to impregnate her

I LOVE POD CHAN

Pour a 40 for my niggas.

Podchan @ TI6 collage when

who is missing me

depends on how that match goes :^)

wings are our guys

commemorating nmaganes death with a brew pick

its over

IN WHAT TEAM IS SUNSFAN PLAYING AND WITH WHAT HERO?

nth for ruined predictions

...

I only just woke up. Really can't believe /our gooks/ did it.

ANNE AND MERLINI CONFIRMED FOR EG vs NEWBEE
JUST
FUCK
MY
SERIES
UP

>pick brew
>lose
nica game

best girl

arc warden is literally unpickable

BREED
AUROTH

everything is going according to plan...

Hey guys those holograms just gave me the idea how to make anime real

>Create an A.I
>Build an android
>Make it have soft skin and feel like a human
>Have multiple nano holo projectors on the body
>Will appear like anime girl, talk and think like a human (or whatever you prefer), feel and smell like you want

There we go. Anime can be real.

DC is NA right?

literally everyone my friend

Reminder that I'm the greatest honestly, stay tuned

...

Post that webm.
You know the one

cent isnt

other two are complete shit

Maut is a good caster you yuropoor fucks. Let's watch and enjoy seeing Moo carry his faggot yuro team against these chinks.

Praise Jesus

Hey, Brew is great early game.
>0-3 in 3 minutes
gg no re

Time to watch in-game and blast anime music during that match

she probably doesnt get paid much

i bet she'd be willing to do something lewd to some cash

nth for Reinessa

SHUT UP FUNNEK

can the crowd see the holograms?

DIGITAL CANCER

imagine a bunch of smelly dotards piling onto her

i missed the last game

did kpop win?

Where the overrated shitters should be

...

>holograms
it's AR

>YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND BURNING+ROTK CAST

WHY

EVEN

LIVE

arc warden is op as fuck and not in captains mode stupid fucker

Theres no way wings wins this

the Alch is going to get fuckhuge and thats pretty much the end of the game

I guess they still have a window to memepush but thats pretty much it

why not just get a real girlfriend?

?

Maut is casting at a TI and this beautiful aussie girl isn't? Seriously?

If they win this series, yes.

What holograms? Are you imagining things?

how can you see holograms if your eyes are not real?

QUAD LANE

COMING TO PUBS

SOON™

Can the heroes see themselves?

do people actually believe lgd will beat secret

>Not just letting Tobi, merlini and captialist cast the games in various combos.

>MOST POWERFUL TRILANE IN DOTA HISTORY
>""""""PROS """""_ NEVER RUN IT

DOTARDS?????????

YES! MVP dominated last game

Why would they?

he looks so happy :(

Whats the fun in that?

literally no one

i'm willing to contribute

Shut up Funnek

I can

3... melee?

It's Kunkka, literally the way it's spelled.
Why would you pronounce "u" as "a" or "o"? Retarded american

>Deciding which region a team is by their players and not where the organization is based in
Pure, unadulterated autism.

>norwegian rooting for EG

based

fuck off euro blogshitter
nobody cares

kpop won my friend

Good, fuck drow picks

>MAUT casting

youtu.be/fNkvg1xjv54?t=155
when he starts speaking in this cast it makes me CRINGE SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT

worked for MVP :^)

>MVP vs DC in the winner's bracket

fucking lmao

Pure, unadulterated eurocuck butthurt

what is the point of having a 80 gorrilion dollar tournament

AND INVITING A BUNCH OF GARBAGE CASTERS

get someone who isn't fucking shite for christ's sake, half the series will just be ruined by maut and annedroid

>dat gamer gut

Ha, I already fapped to her. She has no power over me anymore.

>Saksa 100% kill participation

This 7'2 CHAD is showing off in front of Podchan

DC is honestly playing much much better than either of the teams in the previous round

it's hilarious but DC is basically confirmed for top 3 at this point

>/d2g/ said A was the harder group.
nice understanding of dota you have in these generals.

YOU
ESS
AYY

WE
CANNOT
LOSE

im dancing im so happy

Don't worry, the biggest upcoming caster will be on soon

i'm talking about the part 2:35 in, to be clear

JUST

this wings draft is fucking garbage