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STICKY
GIVE ME THE STICKY NOW
NOW
NOW
NOW NOW NOW NOW

Someone got the Na'Vi WE WUZ KANGS sign?

>tfw just ordered pizza before seeing this draft and gonna miss the game

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aaaand RIP pubs

>GL HF
AHAHHAHAAHAHAH

this was first

B

FUCKING

M

:THE GAME

>THIS GAME

HOLY SHIT WHAT

BASED MOO

LMFAO THE BM DC ARE OUR BOYS

>not watching because these 2 teams are boring
>see techies, pudge pick

what happened, why would they pick this

year later, her curse is still working

What a time to be alive

>gl hf

GOOD

LUCK

HAVE

FUN

>even a weeb can BM

GL HF
L

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F

GL HF

>REMEMBER IF THIS WAS LEAGUE OF LEGENDS BOTH TEAMS WOULD BE FINED AND SUSPENDED

>pick Pudge
>feed and lose
LUL

do they just not care or is it rigged? they picked techies into shadow demon wtf?

>That pud death
RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D

This is all scripted

REMINDER ITS RIGGED


THey were told to throw and picked a memedraft to excuse themselves

> it's that honeypot stage of the tournament
Wings just saving strats for later rounds, chill out every1

Why would Wings be fined and suspended tho? For picking heroes "not in the meta"?

>when you realize you memed too hard

inb4 they write '?' in allchat after missed hooks

That's what Riot did.

what a shit stat

>Skycuck
>Techies
>Pudge
It was really nice of Wings to literally throw this game from the start for DC because that's the only explanation I see for this shit

a guy got fined for using an emote as BM

This pudge is actually just useless

the china hook meme LUL

Dat eclipse...
As a Luna player I feel the shame.

yeah, one team got fined because they picked one support hero and played him as a core or some stupid shit like that

Riot said it was just bming

>suicide squad
NOOO PLEASE STOPP I WANT TO GET AWAY FROM IT

>pick outside the 10 hero meta
>lose

wew

TI is literally rigged

I wonder who valve chose as the winner

>B-but memes
they are literally playing for 8 gorillion dollars first place
1 gorillion 3rd place

Jesus fucking Christ how much do Riot hate their players? Is that like the excessive celebration in sports?

>techies
Just meme my shit up

Hey dipshits

IF YOURE DEFENDING WITH TECHIES YOU FUCKED UP, YR DOING IT WRONG.

remove techies

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>be wings
>rich chinese guys who don't give a fuck
>take DC to the cleaners game 1
>be so confident that you literally throw the second game for shits n giggles picking pudge and techies
>come back and handily humiliate DC in game 3

These are truly the ourest of guys

Can you do this with remotes?

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WESTERN DOTA CRUMBLED BEFORE ASIAN OVERLORDS?

post cute sheevers

>2011
>whites

>2012
>chinks

>2013
>whites

>2014
>chinks

>2015
>whites

>2016
>????

JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY

DO NOT OPEN

Yes

FUCK

I found the goldmine lads, sheeverfags get in here.

usnaps.com/#/gallery/dota2-2016-0808-11

>yfw Jimmy snatches this tournament victory

I should have listened.

Podchan!

>you're in a bo1
>about to be eliminated
>you pick tinker, the 10% winrate hero

>drafting Storm Spirit when the other team has Silencer

Wait, what.

2 axe wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=vE8XJEeOpyA

why is it so empty?

I'M GONNA MARRY PODCHAN

dicks out for harambe

1st for EG vs the chinese menace

go jimmy!
go north america!
go quest nutrition!

don't worry, VG.R picked Storm Spirit

And then there's this fucking retard

Because it's day 1 of a 5 day event

BibleThump LET JIMMY WIN BibleThump

IVE SPILLE DOPS MUCH FUCKING POPCORN TODAY HOLY SHIIIIITITTTTTTTTTT

>hype casters
>draskyl
lel

Is she wearing contact lenses?

That's what happens when chinks and gooks take over your game. All the "pros" are soulless and ugly as shit.

See: Starcraft

When did DotA turn into such a good looking game?
League looks like garbage in comparison

Oh god he gave her fucking flowers

can the crowd see the holograms?

Why is F-whycchi so cute?

bloba 2 is dead game

source?

she already has a boyfriend, you know...

check her twitter

you're a good man user

shame about the low quality

when is the cosplay on

EVERYONE WENT TO THE BATHROOM

Yeah that was worth using all your regen

based gentleman

most of the people are just normies that just go to socialize and because it's a big event.

we're the real hardcore fans

n-no...

RIP JIMMY

>all of that wasted regen
gg

jesus fucking christ

...

>already feeding

LMAO PINOYS

great job jimmy+4

THE TILT IS REAL

>pignoise

>twitch shit on Veeky Forums

Fuck off

This TNC draft relies entirely on the tinker

this is going to be similar to MVP vs OG game 3

>pinoy choking