/owg/ - Overwatch General

>TFW I am kinda eh with Lucio

> 2 hanzos
> 2 tracers
> 1 junkrat
> route 66 attack
What would you pick in this situation, /owg/?

Some anons last thread wanted to hear my girly voice so here it goes.
vocaroo.com/i/s0OuwBgNanim
If you want me to add you post your bnet.

I want to kiss hana song's soft lips

will i get banned for afking in lucioball?

why is corrupted tracer a thing

A third Hanzo. Clearly they don't want to win anyway, so might as well have fun :^)

You pick up a gun and shoot yourself.

>everything looking like my life
>taking a shower
what the fuck is this shit? who does that, you will waste computer time

>Ana nanoboosts my Dragonblade 3 times in 1 game
>Never get more than a double kill each time
I can't help but feel like there was a feeling of disappointment from Ana's side.

Had this happen to me earlier while playing Lucioball. I didn't shoot anyone since that would just have been a dick move. Instead I shot the ball and caused it to spaz out everywhere and even scored a goal because of it.

Because it is 10/10

Pharah's metal thong

THIS.

>hurr muh hygiene
you're not going outside any time soon NEET-kun

>Hanzo's "I CHOOSE YOU: SPIRIT DRAGON" doesnt work if you have a wolf skin equipped

That sucks

Any recommended first person shooters for pc to practice aim?

So do I have to hold the change hero button on console and then the select button for the Lucioball hero swap glitch to work? I only had success twice and it's always a support character.

Quake

>playing mercy in competitive
>literally doing nothing
>Switch to ana
>healing the fuck out of everyone in record time
>its basically cheating
>roadhog with 20 hp
>press e and start pumping his ass full of golden goodness while he sucks down beer in gas mask form
>shoot ulting genji out of the air and begin teabaging his sleeping corpse
>ult an ulting zen like a fool so he can race across the map

>tfw no friends to complain with because console

tell your mommy you want a good computer

Have fun getting banned

>Have shield up
>Protecting the team
>Genji has ult ready
>Ana decides to boost me instead.

>five seconds later
>genjimain2k13:ana sucks, fucking switch.

>all skins except wolves
RYYYUUUUUUU GAAAAAA...
>wolves
whisper whisper KURAE
AW AW AW AWOOOOO

Why do you want to gimp yourself?

But muh good boy points go towards chicken tendies!

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I think we can all agree that this is the new meta post patch tomorrow.

>solo queue
>5stack and me vs 6stack
>cucked into healing role
>save game because I'm a lucio god
>"hey wanna join our team and be cuckboy again"

hehe no

Middle eastern women love themselves some German giants. Everyone else in the country is a cuck tho

That medal

so where can we get a group to play casul or mlg on pc? I'm down.
Highest rank was a 46-47 i think. WHOS DOWN?
I want to get some group xp bonus!

Witness me, Senpai!

>Ana's fw

>mfw just discovered d.va

>Reddit logic

Tracer's japanese "aw rubbish" makes my dick rock hard.

My tanks usually stick up for me because I focus healing first and fighting second

I want to make Hana Song cry.

She's so cute when she cries.

Because it's the same as normal Tracer. Just a lot more violent.

She's the newest meme pick and she's super fucking easy.

>not having tea time right after the game came out

kys

>drop 8 ranks
>get stuck there for over a week
>pick up soldier:76
>rise almost all the way back in 2 days
i am growing stronger

I have 8 hours played

The difference is non-existant. You can still hear the whispers loud as anything now that everyone's used to it because everyone uses the wolf skins

>Wanting a more violent Tracer
You are a terrible person, and I wish for a long and enjoyable life for you. Because that's what Tracer would want as well

Still stuck in 50-55 because of shitters who purposely throw the game when they can't play their "main"

Do we have to do placement matches when Season 2 starts?

>devs warned against doing it
>someone last thread showed a ban from it

What the fuck does that have to do with reddit?

I WANNA STAND TRACER UP ON A DATE!

>You see the moon?
>My ego is that big.

>solo queue
>5stack and me vs 6stack
>only the support isn't chosen
> pick Pharah instead
> "OMG dude pick support!"
> me: "You really want to be healed by a pick-up? I don't think so. You're premade, do it yourself."
> guy from premade forced to switch
> got PotG with Pharah

Calibrated at 55. Dropped to 51. Solo climbed to 67

If you're stuck there its your fault.

Reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=96-a8qiU3Xk

youtube.com/watch?v=4LgZdVJhlPk

youtube.com/watch?v=kW_iXZi0kOw

>just a bug bro

>blizzard: some players are just REALLY good... they have been playing for YEARS and have YEARS of previous experience... (like actually less than 10 people across all top 10 teams)

>we have zero tolerance for cheating

Since they're redoing the ranking system, probably

Rank 67 and a guy trolls the game with hanzo defence and bastion offence playing solo the whole game because I called symmetra a support.

Pretty epic desu. We almost won 5v6 aswell..
I thought I got away from this shit when I quit league.

This is a wonderful general! Do you know why? Cause the OP is of Jesse McCree!
Jesse McCree. Just look at that pert bottom and lewd lascivious eyes. He wants it. He wants to give it to you. Cowboys are known for covering long distances and staying in the saddle all night long. How long can you ride without falling off, /owg/? Here are five fun facts about riding with Jesse McCree!

1. He has a spray where he rides a horse!
2. Boys who ride horses are qt!
1. You have to open your legs real wide to sit a horse!
4. Jesse McCree opening them for ME

...

Just picked up Overwatch and I have bee marathoning it for the past 1 hour until I realized something wrong with the meta. Pharah and Ana are both Egyptian but they are Middle Eastern. Has Blizzard ever seen a globe? Egypt is in Africa, they should be black.

Yes

>pick mercy
>get charged off into the sunset by rein
>fall off edge but disengage from his loving embrace
>roadhog hooks me but takes a sleeping dart from ana
>teabag hog for four seconds and then dash away to my rein

Thank god. Finally I get a second chance.

I WANT TO CUT TRACER'S THROAT!

>you see the moon?
>my lucio playtime is that big

i'm just tired of getting cucked

I wanna cum on a Korean's face

sorry sorry im late
which one would you theoretically choose /owg/

WE

> "I love W" on the rose
> Exact same W we can find on Amélie's rifle
> Tracer was waiting for Widowmaker but she never came
> she's still wait for her
> she'll wait for her forever

Have you seen Egyptians or any North Africans? 8/10 got me to reply.

Then get a premade yourself.

I want to make Pharahs with Young Ana

>it's your fault
>68% winrate

Oh, okay.

Glad you got lucky, but if you can't accept that the ranking system if broken you're just a dumb ass.

How do I get better aim as McCree? I wanna be the wildest wild cowboy

I want to destroy Tracer's Chrono Accelerator and watch her slowly fade from existence.

Sad but I agree, Lucio is black but hes from Brazil and that's in South America, it makes no sense.

>2:00 que time.
are we dying?

>Get to hero select screen late because I needed a piss
>Team needs a rein in comp
>Never played him before
>How hard can it be right? my game sense will make it okay
>Mfw I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing and feel completely useless and my barriers and breaking in 0.2 seconds.

I want a cute Mercy gf to console when she comes home crying

Most Tracer x Widow stuff is pretty retarded desu. It's not tsundere enough.

>has a seven feet tall abusive black ex
>she actually dates a midget white engineer ingame

If you have a 68% winrate why are you stuck?

You need to stop being so biased.

>TWF I only kill 1 person with D.va's ult

How lame.

I don't understand that either, Lucio should be white.

Yes I have and they look like pic related.
Middle Easterners don't count. The Middle East is in Asia actually, Pharah and Ana are supposed to be Africans.

buff this

I want to be D.Va

...

TO WHOEVER POSTED BUCKY CAP LAST THREAD

Thank you

There are black people in South America. The English weren't the only people who had slaves.

kill yourself

So I have to pick Phara, or I'm a cuck?

That's what I'd like to know