Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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THESE KIDS ARE SO FUCKING SHIEEEEEEEEEEET

SECRET IS THE PREMIUM KEK TEAM

HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>secret got a kill
S W N L
W
N
L

WAKE ME UP

SWNL

which team was the one that abused huskar in group stages? I forgot

>secret getting dumpstered this hard

lmao

Pick 2 greedy cores
EE ban pick isn't it

>secret are still getting 100k even when they blow cocks

makes you think

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN RTZ FOLLOWED THE THROW ORDER

EG'S THROW ORDER

ANIME ON SUICIDE WATCH

>PUPPEY DRAFTING

The networths are very close desu

if secret can hold until min 30 then LGD will have a tough time

reminder that rtz retires after this and it's all your fault

I HATE IT

ARTEEZY WAS A MISTAKE

>13 minutes in
>secret possesses 1(one) outer tower
holy fuckign shit

ARTOUR "lmao groupstages don't matter" BABEEV BTFO

secret elimination approaches

comfy burger brethren where we @ as we get to watch this humiliation

PPD PLAYED THE LONG STRAT FOR TI6

PUPPEY PLAYING FOR TI7

>the "secret" is that they are actually shit

>Synderen is placing at least level, perhaps better, than Secret

How does an alchemist lose mid vs jugg?
how does this happen

What's Secret's win condition here?

LAST PLACE BOYS

>2 reddit teams get shit on in day 1
absolutely splendid

I only feel bad for pld.
Such a good player in such a shit team.

this is probably the worst performance i've ever seen

>be a good team
>kick players, take arteezy
>be a bad team
why do they keep falling for this?

>give secret RTZ and Bulba
>gain Zai and Universe

Did ppd outplay Puppey?

>PLD
>no points in soul catcher
what

SEEN

SOME

SHIT

Guys, over under 12 AM as RTZ and EE dual suicide?

ee throwing on purpose to help his fellow chinks

>they didn't pick Huskar
lmao

at least its not shutout boys

have secret won a single game without huskar?

SECRET IS GETTING DUMPSTERED

Why

>"B-BUT THE NA P-P-PLAYERS. DELETE THIS"

>bulba the only one playing competently

RTZ, EE and Puppey are the problem.

PLD ain't bad, though his style doesn't fit this team.

goodbye secret

EE AND ARTEEZY FOUND DEAD IN THEIR HOTEL ROOMS VIA SUICIDE

>Agressif not choking for once

WINTER WYVERN IS DUMPSTERING EG

WYVERNFAGS WHERE WE AT?

How broken do you think Secret are, right now?

friendly reminder that hating Secret is quite literally the redditest thing to do

ALL YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP IMMEDIATELY

I'd like to see ANY of you play on the same level as Secret's worse player (Bulba)...

Who's watching the Cam Steam to watch EE cry?

Nothing more enjoyable than watching secret get BTFO.

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
I'VE COME TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN
BECAUSE OF A SHITTER SOFTLY FEEDING

holy fucking kek

...

They didn't even won all the huskar games, lol.

for XIAO8 to get a stroke

Secret is saving strats for game 2, calm down faggots

IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSS...

>picking Alch for Artour in an elmination match AGAIN

It's like they don't want to win

remember when secret was good? when they had s4, zai and kky to carry rtz and puppey?

Right here

>53 POSTS
>53 IP
STICKY FUCKING WHEN???

now lets hope navi loses for maximum butthurt

...

THIS ISNT ANY OF THE PLAYERS FAULT.

THIS IS PUPPEYS FAULT.

GARBAGE FUCKING DRAFT.

No armor nor movespeed: the hero

i bet her tummy smells like melon

>kick w33
>pick rtz
>playermaker hero pool(like puck, invoker etc) gets completely disabled

bravo """mastermind"""

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rtz is the most overhyped player in the history of dota 2

poopey has given up

you cant breed dragons

>Softly

Meme Ppy all stars team happpened

someone link reddit

I need to read the tears

>OG blown out
>fake NA team blown out
>Secret blown out
>Jimmy surviving

good day for burgers

wow umm this subthread is FULL of negativity, instead of cheering against a team, why don't you try to cheer FOR a team, like you guys were doing last series. like seriously though
why are you guys so negative and mean, dont you have any happiness in your life?>

>rtz playing alan, the chemist

Thats because Secret have Alchemist, who is inflating his teams networth but still isn't as ahead as an alch needs to be in order for him to win a game. Alch is still not as strong as the other cored on LGD with similar farm, but all of LGDs supports are getting farm and levels meanwhile Secret have three deadweight heroes

this is incredible

pld was never good at anypoint unlike his washup teammates. he got famous for feeding in creative places on cloud9. WAOW he forces two enemy hereos out of lane to kill him in the enemy jungle making space, fucking shit player.

EE drafted this game

>RTZ WILL PLACE LOWER THAN JIMMY HO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

puppey is honestly the most overrated captain in Dota

>under 15 minutes
>all T2 towers are down
just put them out of their misery so Artour can prepare his next speech to have PPD take him back

ARTOUR CRYING: /dota2ti_crowd
/dota2ti_crowd
/dota2ti_crowd
/dota2ti_crowd
/dota2ti_crowd

>majority NA team is getting shat on
>this is somehow a victory for NA

>implying jugg isn't inherently advantaged over alch in a 1v1