I'm the captain. I'm the man who killed Clement Ivanov.
Now say my name.
Tyler Reed
>EE is good
was this the worst meme of the last 3 years
Robert Gutierrez
Jimmy made a good choice.
Alexander Turner
SHITREKT
Evan Price
SECRET DOES IT AGAIN
Nathan Richardson
>fan of puppey since forever >he's shit now >his team's been shit for months
what do I do...
William Sanders
you guys think EE is retiring after this? he actually had good prospects for school. he doesnt need to put up with this shit.
Jack Johnson
can the audience see the shitposts
Gavin Moore
I strongly wish for any team that RTZ associates himself with to lose horribly
I have nothing against EE, puppey, pie, or bulba but I absolutely despise RTZ because of his enormous unwarranted ego and the fact that he has the most reddit stream imaginable.
It brought me great joy to watch that game
Thomas King
Not even mad at k-pop
Adrian Miller
What happened to RTZ
Luis Myers
BUT OUR TRASH user
OUR
TRASH
Christopher Cox
DCWNL
Ryan Morris
Post more, especially her tummy
Parker Ramirez
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from Secret's elimination tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Envy on this team? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe that the East is going to win another TI. I want a European team to believe in. I want Arteezy to win TI and prove all of the shitters wrong. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought they were playing well in Starladder???? This is so fucked.
Jack Walker
So are there any Envy fans that are abandoning him right now? I mean you may be able to forgive one, two, three severe mistakes during an online tournament, maybe even during a Major. But this useless fucker just costed you TI. How can you keep supporting him?
Jackson White
h-hold me please ;_;
Jackson Williams
Used the pub alch build
Chase Carter
Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I walked alone Narrow streets of cobblestone ‘Neath the halo of a streetlamp I turned my collar to the cold and damp When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light That split the night And touched the sound of silence
And in the naked light I saw Ten thousand people, maybe more People talking without speaking People hearing without listening People writing songs that voices never share No one dare Disturb the sound of silence
“Fools” said I, “You do not know Silence like a cancer grows Hear my words that I might teach you Take my arms that I might reach you” But my words like silent raindrops fell And echoed in the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed To the neon god they made And the sign flashed out its warning In the words that it was forming And the sign said “The words of the prophets Are written on subway walls And tenement halls And whispered in the sounds of silence”
Blake Carter
>Secret
Ayden Hill
christ this interview is bad and she just rolls with it
Brandon Rogers
Can the holograms see our shitposts?
John Sullivan
Post YFW Secret is now out of TI.
Camden Brown
...
Michael Sanchez
THE GAME LOSING SUCCUBUS DOES IT AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nathan Ward
*anime gaming
Levi Thompson
Is Josh our guy?
Brayden Howard
TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOOOOOWN
Andrew Powell
never 5get
Wyatt Ward
>RTZ is good >EE is good >Puppey is good Worst memes
William Ross
LMAO what a faggot. It's not selflessness if you brag about it on social media later and expect rewards (winning TI) out of it.
Isaiah Smith
Puppey... I expected more from my "rival"
Isaac Walker
F FOR GET FUCKED FAGGTOS
HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bentley Jones
2011: 1st 2012: 2nd 2013: 2nd 2014: 7-8th
> I'm gonna start my own team with GOOD PLAYERS who understand the meta and don't feed. > No more davai and (4) for me
2015: 7-8th 2016: 13-16th under a team that picks Techies for fun
NICE JOB YOU GIANT RETARD
Cooper Nelson
this fat fuck is looking for a job
Jason Jackson
YUROP
Jackson Davis
hoho HAHA
Alexander Campbell
what anime is EE in
Colton Adams
Imagine being Puppey in this tournament and having to be all like "damn, EEsama, you fuckin' good, all smart with your great drafts and horrific autistic strategies. I would totally win TI6 with you, both my hero and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck zai in his hotel room. Like seriously imagine having to be Puppey and not only sit in that chair while JackiEE Mao flaunts his disgusting strats in front of you, the favorable meta barely concealing his fuckups and crippling autism, and just sit there, game after game, hour after hour, while he perfected that playstyle. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking nipples but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, EESAMA PLAYS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his womanly fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later runner ups at Internationals for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Estonia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as he retardedly clicks away at his computer screen, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "fantastic (for that is what he calls hisself)" skills, the skills he worked so hard for in pubs in the previous months. And then the ref calls for another game, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Puppey. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Henry Bailey
PFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHA
Adrian Foster
>this shit >he's the one playing bad ???
Josiah Wright
>tfw
Caleb Edwards
Why are Dota players so awkward betas? Why can't be alpha dudes like League players?
Blake Lee
that game was longer than this resident circus freak's arms
Charles Garcia
>open qualifier team loses on the first round
no surprises here.
Ethan Hernandez
Never EVER start doubting.
Dylan King
is this the most beautiful woman in the dota 2 community?
Luis Allen
Puppey was the problem all along
Asher Cox
>This fat fuck is stealing food stamps
Andrew Thomas
...
Jordan Howard
...
Alexander Brooks
Guys what happened during the last fight?
Chase Perry
>SECRETSHITTERS HOW HOW IN THE ABSOLUTE, DEFINITIVE, UNADULTERATED FUCK CAN THESE PEOPLE BE SO GODDAMN DEPLORABLE I MEAN JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THIS PURE SHITSHOW OF ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITTERY HOW COULD A RATIONAL, THINKING, SENTIENT PERSON EVEN LET IT CROSS HIS MIND TO PLACE THIS TEAM AS HIS IDOL HIS SHINING BEACON OF DOTA 2 """SKILL""" IN THE PROFESSIONAL SCENE LET ME TELL YOU THAT NO MATTER HOW UGLY HOW STUPID HOW DISGUSTING YOU PERCEIVE YOURSELF YOU WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER BE AS PATHETIC AS A """FAN""" OF THE DOTA 2 TEAM RECOGNIZED AS SECRET
Cameron Cox
seriousness kaci is so fucking hot
Easton Nguyen
Was shadow demon a mistake?
0% risk illusion highground siege games are so fucking boring.
