/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Try hanzo
>32/4
>Nobody knows how to deal with a good hanzo
Just picking off a genji ult charging towards your group is so fucking satisfying

I want to make Hana open up like a flower

Here you go

>incapable of losing weight
Nice try moron

She's actually perfect

This is me btw guys let me know what u think

...wow.......
the hall of fame completed with just one post....

incredible......

Am I a good Reaper?
Anything I should do to improve?

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Reaper.

Will sombra be a defend hero?

How do I stop being shit with Genji's shuriken?

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Defend or attack. I'll say attack because stealth for defense isn't too helpful.

>I am cute

You're not McCree, friend.

Where's her cock?

How exactly does being on fire work?

pharah and tracer have no drawbacks

I just found this, thought it could be relevant.

Also, post crossovers?

I just played a comp match on offense where I was with a 4-man premade and 2 of them went torb and symmetra. We didn't even get the payload around the first corner on route 66. Then they blamed me saying I was trash.

Give me a single reason to continue playing competitive.

do helpful things, get more fire points
it's just an indicator of how well you're performing in the match

fuck you

tfw no sombra
tfw they'll never release her until someone cracks the password

It hurts.

Reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=96-a8qiU3Xk

youtube.com/watch?v=4LgZdVJhlPk

youtube.com/watch?v=kW_iXZi0kOw

>just a bug bro

>blizzard: some players are just REALLY good... they have been playing for YEARS and have YEARS of previous experience... (like actually less than 10 people across all top 10 teams)

>we have zero tolerance for cheating

kys

If it's something like not moving to be stealthed then it could be defense.

see

do your job (healing, killing, and objectives) and you get heat points
if someone is on fire it means they're playing well

*kysses you back*

EnvyUs.Taimou's incredible tournament aimbot!

>Tracer
>Never seen a dick before

>It's a "battlenet fucked itself over and now it won't go online, and you can't go to the website either" episode

>Only missing 10 Rio items
>Got Tracer's Rio Flag skin half a dozen times
>Running out of time

BLOODY FUCKING HELL.

Aren't I guaranteed a new item every 10 crates or something? I'm contemplating buying boxes :(((

When it comes up with "heading +9" with the little icon and other shit like that (every bit of damage counts too), it fills up the little bar under your player icon. Bar gets to the little mark, you're on fire, because you've been doing stuff.
Doesn't really mean a lot, especially on healers who get it just through any healing pretty quickly, but pretty cool anyway

>Rank 47 friend wants to play
>End up going from rank 61 to 58
>Claw my way up to 61 again on my own
>Rank 47 friend logs in and wants to play

there isn't one unless you're also in a premade
don't believe the hype about those solo queue players who climb from 40 to 60, they literally spend dozens of hours doing so and it's really not worth it
the only thing you get from comp is a golden gun. that's it. it's a stupid grind for a fucking shitty gun that hardly anyone will notice or care about because it's mostly about the time investment rather than your skill
the only decent thing to get from comp is the animated spray, and it isn't even that good
just stop torturing yourself bro. stick to quick play like i do

>See this picture
>my music says "IT DOESN'T MATTER" in a crescendo type deal
>start tearing up
youtu.be/cZjSrW4p7r8?t=2m10s
it matters to me ;_;

>4 man group joins
>they have a ranked 59 zarya
>she shields me while i have my shield up
>deploys random ults far away
>my dps is non existent
>for some reason we have a lucio while defending
>the enemy team also has a rank 58
>and a 70,69,69,65,67
>team REFUSES to fight ever
>they chase genji around like a bunch of idiots
>they wont push the cart
>they wont defend the cart
>They wont contest
>they wont group
>lucio has gold damage
>I cant drop my shield or i will be destroyed by their zarya who is fully charged thanks to our mcree
How should I have handled this /owg/? I am part of the problem

THEN PLAY QUICK PLAY WITH HIM
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

M1 is long range, think of M2 as a shotgun.

Do we really need the "huur duuur white womin nignog bf" shit for Mercy.

how about you stop being a beta cuck and tell him you'll play qp with him but not ranked

Stop being a pussy faggot and if your rank drops you literally deserve it

Pharrah or Mei.

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>she shields me while i have my shield up

As a zarya player thats a legit strat to get free energy since they're gonna shoot rein shield and some bullets hit the bubble anyway. Meanwhile you can react to it and shoot a firestrike.

how many medals did you get? there are times where i get 3-4 golds as hanzo and even if it's a loss i just accept it since i clearly did my job better than others so it's evidently not my fault

InternetHULK literally has his aimbot bound to mouse1 so it fires whenever he shoots high noon. rofl

Is anyone on EnvyUs not cheating?

What's the next class that should get a new hero?

>if your rank drops you literally deserve it
Have you even played ranked? I've had so many rank losses due to leavers and trollers it's not even funny.

Reaper is cute!

reaper of course

>mfw playing lucio

NOTHING is more fun than this.

ok then its not her ex boyfriend its some guy who was a patient at her hospital and is a basic nigger and wants her ass
how do you deal with him??? how will you protect your waifu?

>>for some reason we have a lucio while defending
>>my dps is non existent
>>she shields me while i have my shield up
Sounds like you're just as retarded as they are, user

>want to play Rein
>team is literally too weak for my tanking
>have to switch to an offense hero

every time

Thanks I had a feeling I was wasting my time

I think the poster was thinking she'd be a highly contested waifu, so to me that con makes sense, but holy shit she has nothing but cons
version 3 with best girl Symmetra when

>rank 40

fuck this p2w game...

another tank or support, but with so many sombra hints it'll probably be an offense character

getting fucked by a thick brazilian dick while playing lucio is more fun

>standing around with your team firing marshmallows
>fun
I guess if you want to afk or something

Everything is more fun than solely running around babysitting your teammates

>fuck this p2w game...
(You)

Good God, it's beautiful. You made an art.

>Entire enemy team spawn camps
>GG

For other McCree players, do you click for each shot or hold your mouse button and hover over the general area of the enemy?
I've started doing the latter while trying to hit characters like genji, tracer, widow and so on with thin shiluetes, and I've noticed that I've started getting way more critical hits with McCree than before this way.

Shit I see what I was doing wrong at the time then. I could of been using that opportunity to recharge my shield some as well.
I got two for objective kills and time. I assume it is my fault because if I dont i'll make the same mistakes and end more pissed later down the road.

Mercy should have overheals like the Medic, it'd give her something to do besides hide when her ult is built and give her a useful gimmick that isn't her ult.

Before people say that this would make Roadhog or other tanks too beefy, remember that Zenyatta and Ana exist.

>this game's 'pros' are allowed to cheat
>it's extremely blatant they're cheating but no one cares, neither blizzard nor the community
>envyus, a team with two confirmed cheaters, is like 30-0 in the pro scene

>not being the igl as Lucio
You can literally boss your team around because you have speed boosts, which is an integral part of pushing and taking points

Blizzard lied
People died
youtube.com/watch?v=dErRj6V8_xQ

(You)

fuck you.

Unless they double bluff you and either sombra isn't what you think, or she's not getting released until their stupid puzzles and shit run out.

We could really use a new tank.

>not doing sick stunts with your wallride
>not pushing people off into the abyss

are you even trying?

>Actually enjoy playing zen since beta
>get called a fotm shitter
???

Pretty much the only reason I'm still playing comp is so I can make it to 60 and get 80 more comp points. I've gotten 1 win away from 60 three times now so if I don't get there before the season ends I'll probably just kms

thanks I live for (You)s like this

Alright educate me so I can know. I'm butthurt and salty but I need to learn

Depends on the map for me, some just have way better potential for wallriding shenanigans.

>Boss around
>Say Ill speed boost us at the choke point
>Nobody but me pushes through and I get killed
As if they will follow anyway if they don't when I plan out

thanks fellas

>play Lucioball
>bunch of cunts exploiting the hero switch bug
>their Tracer tries killing us
>my team still beats them
I hope you fucks enjoy your ass destruction and 7 day ban too

some people really like damsel syndrome, it was more of a personality test. retrospectively, implying that she's been pussyruined by a 7 foot nigger was a bit ott

the system is severely broken as the reward for winning isn't nearly as high as it should be compared to the punishment for losing
i did my placement matches and played about 10 games or so before i said fuck it and just stuck to quick play where i wasn't stuck with idiots in the 50 range and the MMR is actually more accurate imo

this skin when?

sleep tight reaper

>try lucioball
>lose 0 to 6
>stop playing lucioball
I don't see how people find it fun tbqh but to each their own

What's the problem? Everything is already *ABSOLUTELY FREE*. Do you just have a problem with *FREE* content that's give to you at no cost?

Can one of you post this in /lolg/ you'd be doing me a favor :0

You win dumbest post of the thread.
Take a breath, go look through some wanted ads in your newspaper.
Get some college brochures.
Anything really because you're a fucking moron and this game isn't for you. Quit your bullshit.

There isn't one because they're talking out of their ass. Look at the walls they're writing instead of flat out posting PROOF of the ludicrous crap they're spewing.