/ss13g/

>every round
>same person puts norris into plasma
for what purpose

Crazy how much you can Macgyver to work in this game, going from random junk to a working R&D station with 2 cans, a soldering iron, flares and a microwave

Sorry Wizard, I panicked and shot you with everything.

First Wizard kill though, felt nice.

Ghetto chem is one of the few cool features that Veeky Forums has over other servers, and most people don't even know about it

redpill me on ghetto shit

Because it's too easy to get free chem dispensers anyway.

What if I told you that you could make thermite and space lube without stepping foot near a chem dispenser, with regular things found in maint?

You can do cool shit but nobody wants to share because then everyone would be doing it and it would be nerfed

>Watching you group of bros slowly die
>The last stand fails
>It's just you left

I had no idea you could get sulphur from flares, what about the aluminum?

Silicate tanks

>Repost shit from the Discord
for that matter
>Discord reposting shit from here

you fool, now everyone knows

Oh, just like the silicon.
I forgot the silicate recipe.

It's learning

I'm not quite sure what you mean, unless I posted that pic in the discord and forgot about it

Hmm, might just be the 2nd one then.

>there will never be an actual cannibal shia lebouf event

bluepill me on ghetto surgery

>tumblr memes

im so happy I got that song put on juke

is that what bumped Biz Markie?
youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg&t=38s

We taught it well
Too well

I say, let the wise remember.

It's almost never worth it because of the fail chance and how easy it is to get real surgery tools (any autolathe, steal from surgery) unless you just want to fail for your own amusement on a torture victim, but it can be useful for TWO steps if you're a Vox trader. Vox can print most surgery tools at an Autolathe but can't get bone gel or bone setters. Replace those with screwdriver and wrench - 75% is still a pretty good chance.

Fix up your friendlies.

nah its still there

Someone actually did this on a private server and posted screenshots, about a year ago iirc

The mob AI for Shia wasn't very good but it would automatically emote stuff from the song

>a bot is born on this world
>in less than a day it learns to meme on celt non-stop

Holy fucking shit

its just like that twitter bot that became a nazi

further proof that we live in an endless circle

They grow up so fast.

I wrote smut about Intigracy impregnating me!

No, intie is going to bruise my cervix!

You guys aren't funny, this hasn't been funny for months

Who the fuck said it's supposed to be funny?

>the waifu meme will never die
>the cancer will just keep spreading
>every time a waifufag leaves, a new one appears
>the ride will never end

I just want to enjoy space without waifus
I just want to forget about waifushittery and have whacky fun

I still miss her so much.
youtube.com/watch?v=oMqs8g15BYE
youtube.com/watch?v=_DMg5WNxOKc

Space is waifus.
Without it, there is literally nothing.

Thank shiggy and everyone else he infected for creating and maintaining these memes long past their lifespan.

Just get antag and BE actual cannibal shia lebouf. You even have a voice changer and agent id.

that's because if you meme on celt at it you teach it to meme too. It's fucking nothing.

Same
It's actually the reason I left, I'm so tired of waifus and those who don't shut the fuck up about them
It got to the point where I would treat someone badly if I had seen someone shitpost about them in the thread and how much they wanted to fug them
Partially because I'm convinced almost all "waifus" shill themselves until it catches on, but also because they just put me off
I might come back and admin some more but I probably won't until this unfortunate era ends

>tfw used to be waifuposting shitstain probably guilty of extending the meme even more
>cant stand the waifushittery nowadays, feel like shit about what i did in the past

should i kill myself? will that absolve me of my sins?

Yes kill yourself immedietly

>no "spess" in OP or subject
you had one fucking job

it's right there in the name

thatsays spessman ya dingus

I love bombs

>wanted to have a melee fight
>disarm a bomb and throw that shit
>explodes anyways

I love Intigracy's bomb

>can't even get along with virtual pixel women without sperging at them
Guys please

>wake up
>64x64 reverted

youtu.be/HyTIt4AioEI

i had a second bomb

Can i get this 3 year old Ban repealed? I'm not so interested in being an asshat these days.

No because you can't even handle putting up an appeal in the proper place.

The correct place to post that is in the OP.

Did you have a third?

Wow reading the Ban log is a gold mine. How the hell is this server doing with admins like this?

...

Pretty well actually?

What is this from?

>myeeeehh stop banning people guise!
>guys stop banning people its bad!
>waaaaaaaah i got banned for being a cunt screw you guys you don't play right! ;~;

Fuck off, banned shitter.

would all the waifufags please, fuck off and die?

Bear in mind the ban log only has active bans so it's very biased because you don't see the tempbans that already ran out OR the bans that were successfully appealed.

Autist

>slobbering over pixel cock/pussy isn't autistic

Fuck off and die, stop shitting up the game with your stale ass meme.

Someone please 2hotdogs ban history, both accounts

Enjoy your Superior police state server : )

>The discord is now the game
>Jokes are Haram
Maybe it's you who is shitting things up

m8 if you think this is s police state you have to not have played in any other servers OR not actually played here

I will, it doesn't have Hippie/TG shitters like you roaming free.

hello

Please fuck off. We don't need shitters who think riveting, whacky gameplay is "; LMAO X IS ANTAG! KILL HIM LLOL!'

Hey guys how many units do I make my dex+ pills in? 1u?

5

Make 40 1us and 20 5us, stock up some more 5us later

1u is fine but a lot of people use 5u
Not like you should run out of them or anything so you don't need a ton of 1u pills around

guess i'll jusT FUck off back to hippie

d20 music when?

Having a 3 page long note log, it's not a police state. Total deathmatch is bad for the quality of the server, if you want that go to tg.

Guys please help, I don't want to play anymore but there are people who want me stop playing a d kill myself. Now I have to keep playing just to spite them.

A couple 1u's which is all they need for some defibs and a bunch of 5u's which are for keeping them alive while you fix lungs/low blood.

>no spess
aply yourself

>/ss13g/ spessmen on the space station
Why don't you?

kys sperg

:^)

this desu kys spergay

which waifu a best waifu?

Waifus are all fucking cancerous and need to be wiped from the face of the server.

Sue!