/ss13g/

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Last Thread: LINK THE LAST THREAD HERE ASSHAT
veekyforums.com/thread/151012701/video-games

Last time on /ss13g/
Old thread is about to die?
The mystery box was garbage
x64 revert???
ZAS is love, ZAS is life
We're /still/ bickering about cryomixes


What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/
post filk

Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=7kIUnQngqmQ&t=1m
youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg&t=38s
youtube.com/watch?v=oMqs8g15BYE
youtube.com/watch?v=_DMg5WNxOKc
youtu.be/HyTIt4AioEI
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10601
lmgtfy.com/?q=what is tone in the context of writing?
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2723
youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8
discord.gg/YEh5fv7
youtube.com/watch?v=TRDbISnar9w&index=61&list=PLuu7gfeeGV4TqYn6roBP6pTSOk8d1ODtP
youtube.com/watch?v=b9JfhANM9B0
youtube.com/watch?v=1iWSmveb3e0
youtube.com/watch?v=cbL6-jINhrA&list=PLgORc6mciMoicV2si1sOxXQrGxXhelhYW
f-list.net/c/yimira/
f-list.net/c/sarah hale/
f-list.net/c/sophie wilson/
f-list.net/c/hyun-ae/
f-list.net/c/bill cosby
f-list.net/c/oppa

SniperWish
SniperWish

punishedchiot is 2hotdogs

iluvmen
iluvmen

second round start slime race!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Kitikikikikikikikiki asks, "Anything in shop look fun?"
Juan Conrad says, "Plasma container"
Kitikikikikikikikiki exclaims, "Yes!"
Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Will sell plasma."
Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Only 50 credits."
Kitikikikikikikikiki exclaims, "Is cheap!"
Juan Conrad asks, "For the whole thing?"
Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Yes."
Juan Conrad says, "Wow that's a deal"
Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Whole thing."
Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Am mad birb."
Thank you mad birb. Most people wouldn't trust an assistant.
youtube.com/watch?v=7kIUnQngqmQ&t=1m

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

It's nice to have a trader around

I played around with vapor salts a lot that shift, and made so much flour (which the chef used none of)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Inti-poo please tickle my cervix.

SniperWish
SniperWish

greentide takes lives!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Whachu electrolyzin in there Juan?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

sulfuric acid. I get two soda cans and fill one with 30 units water. electrolyzed makes 30 units oxygen and 60 units hydrogen. dump the hydro then grind up 2 flares, makes 20 units sulfur. put that in the empty can. take the oxygen can and top it off with water.
can 1 (30u oxygen, 20 water)
can 2 (20 units sulfur)
combined (20 units sulfuric acid)
dump that into a soldiering iron and make an autolathe board. dismantle the pod machine for 3 matter bins and a manip. then dismantle the microwave in the ghetto bar for a console screen. last I print out all the parts I took and replace them. Then if I can get my hands on a circuit imprinter board I can use that podbay console to setup my own R&D workshop.

Methnerd
Methnerd

All that work and you ended up with a dispenser and printer anyway

StonedTime
StonedTime

every round
same person puts norris into plasma
for what purpose

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Crazy how much you can Macgyver to work in this game, going from random junk to a working R&D station with 2 cans, a soldering iron, flares and a microwave

cum2soon
cum2soon

Sorry Wizard, I panicked and shot you with everything.

First Wizard kill though, felt nice.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Ghetto chem is one of the few cool features that Veeky Forums has over other servers, and most people don't even know about it

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

redpill me on ghetto shit

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Because it's too easy to get free chem dispensers anyway.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What if I told you that you could make thermite and space lube without stepping foot near a chem dispenser, with regular things found in maint?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You can do cool shit but nobody wants to share because then everyone would be doing it and it would be nerfed

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Watching you group of bros slowly die
The last stand fails
It's just you left

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I had no idea you could get sulphur from flares, what about the aluminum?

massdebater
massdebater

Silicate tanks

DeathDog
DeathDog

Repost shit from the Discord
for that matter
Discord reposting shit from here

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

you fool, now everyone knows

StonedTime
StonedTime

Oh, just like the silicon.
I forgot the silicate recipe.

5mileys
5mileys

It's learning

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'm not quite sure what you mean, unless I posted that pic in the discord and forgot about it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Hmm, might just be the 2nd one then.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

there will never be an actual cannibal shia lebouf event

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

bluepill me on ghetto surgery

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

tumblr memes

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

im so happy I got that song put on juke

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

is that what bumped Biz Markie?
youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg&t=38s

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

We taught it well
Too well

likme
likme

I say, let the wise remember.

It's almost never worth it because of the fail chance and how easy it is to get real surgery tools (any autolathe, steal from surgery) unless you just want to fail for your own amusement on a torture victim, but it can be useful for TWO steps if you're a Vox trader. Vox can print most surgery tools at an Autolathe but can't get bone gel or bone setters. Replace those with screwdriver and wrench - 75% is still a pretty good chance.

Fix up your friendlies.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

nah its still there

iluvmen
iluvmen

Someone actually did this on a private server and posted screenshots, about a year ago iirc

The mob AI for Shia wasn't very good but it would automatically emote stuff from the song

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

a bot is born on this world
in less than a day it learns to meme on celt non-stop

FastChef
FastChef

Holy fucking shit

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

its just like that twitter bot that became a nazi

happy_sad
happy_sad

further proof that we live in an endless circle

Lunatick
Lunatick

They grow up so fast.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I wrote smut about Intigracy impregnating me!

TechHater
TechHater

No, intie is going to bruise my cervix!

Inmate
Inmate

You guys aren't funny, this hasn't been funny for months

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Who the fuck said it's supposed to be funny?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

the waifu meme will never die
the cancer will just keep spreading
every time a waifufag leaves, a new one appears
the ride will never end

I just want to enjoy space without waifus
I just want to forget about waifushittery and have whacky fun

StonedTime
StonedTime

I still miss her so much.
youtube.com/watch?v=oMqs8g15BYE
youtube.com/watch?v=_DMg5WNxOKc

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Space is waifus.
Without it, there is literally nothing.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Thank shiggy and everyone else he infected for creating and maintaining these memes long past their lifespan.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Just get antag and BE actual cannibal shia lebouf. You even have a voice changer and agent id.

that's because if you meme on celt at it you teach it to meme too. It's fucking nothing.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Same
It's actually the reason I left, I'm so tired of waifus and those who don't shut the fuck up about them
It got to the point where I would treat someone badly if I had seen someone shitpost about them in the thread and how much they wanted to fug them
Partially because I'm convinced almost all "waifus" shill themselves until it catches on, but also because they just put me off
I might come back and admin some more but I probably won't until this unfortunate era ends

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

tfw used to be waifuposting shitstain probably guilty of extending the meme even more
cant stand the waifushittery nowadays, feel like shit about what i did in the past

should i kill myself? will that absolve me of my sins?

TechHater
TechHater

Yes kill yourself immedietly

Booteefool
Booteefool

no "spess" in OP or subject
you had one fucking job

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

it's right there in the name

Soft_member
Soft_member

thatsays spessman ya dingus

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I love bombs

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

wanted to have a melee fight
disarm a bomb and throw that shit
explodes anyways

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I love Intigracy's bomb

Techpill
Techpill

can't even get along with virtual pixel women without sperging at them
Guys please

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

wake up
64x64 reverted

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

youtu.be/HyTIt4AioEI

Snarelure
Snarelure

i had a second bomb

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Can i get this 3 year old Ban repealed? I'm not so interested in being an asshat these days.

StonedTime
StonedTime

No because you can't even handle putting up an appeal in the proper place.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

The correct place to post that is in the OP.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Did you have a third?

Inmate
Inmate

Wow reading the Ban log is a gold mine. How the hell is this server doing with admins like this?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Pretty well actually?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What is this from?

viagrandad
viagrandad

myeeeehh stop banning people guise!
guys stop banning people its bad!
waaaaaaaah i got banned for being a cunt screw you guys you don't play right! ;~;

Fuck off, banned shitter.

askme
askme

would all the waifufags please, fuck off and die?

Inmate
Inmate

Bear in mind the ban log only has active bans so it's very biased because you don't see the tempbans that already ran out OR the bans that were successfully appealed.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Autist

JunkTop
JunkTop

slobbering over pixel cock/pussy isn't autistic

Fuck off and die, stop shitting up the game with your stale ass meme.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Someone please 2hotdogs ban history, both accounts

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Enjoy your Superior police state server : )

SniperWish
SniperWish

The discord is now the game
Jokes are Haram
Maybe it's you who is shitting things up

Illusionz
Illusionz

m8 if you think this is s police state you have to not have played in any other servers OR not actually played here

takes2long
takes2long

I will, it doesn't have Hippie/TG shitters like you roaming free.

RumChicken
RumChicken

hello

SniperGod
SniperGod

Please fuck off. We don't need shitters who think riveting, whacky gameplay is "; LMAO X IS ANTAG! KILL HIM LLOL!'

eGremlin
eGremlin

Hey guys how many units do I make my dex+ pills in? 1u?

Emberburn
Emberburn

5

girlDog
girlDog

Make 40 1us and 20 5us, stock up some more 5us later

Lunatick
Lunatick

1u is fine but a lot of people use 5u
Not like you should run out of them or anything so you don't need a ton of 1u pills around

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

guess i'll jusT FUck off back to hippie

askme
askme

d20 music when?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Having a 3 page long note log, it's not a police state. Total deathmatch is bad for the quality of the server, if you want that go to tg.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Guys please help, I don't want to play anymore but there are people who want me stop playing a d kill myself. Now I have to keep playing just to spite them.

Playboyize
Playboyize

A couple 1u's which is all they need for some defibs and a bunch of 5u's which are for keeping them alive while you fix lungs/low blood.

Inmate
Inmate

no spess
aply yourself

likme
likme

/ss13g/ spessmen on the space station
Why don't you?

Skullbone
Skullbone

kys sperg

SniperGod
SniperGod

:^)

farquit
farquit

this desu kys spergay

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

which waifu a best waifu?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Waifus are all fucking cancerous and need to be wiped from the face of the server.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Sue!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Fuck waifus and fuck waifufags

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How do vapor sacs work?

Playboyize
Playboyize

your mom

JunkTop
JunkTop

Pop them by attacking them with anything for a 5 second stun
Alternatively, grind them for the vapor salts reagent
Add liquid plasma/oxygen/nitrogen to it and ZAS

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10601
Robust harvest and scan the harvests. If the yield drops don't seed from that and use older ones.

Either sell the plants raw, mortar out vapor salts and sell them raw, or use your autolathe to make grenades with the vapor salt and oxygen from electrolyzed water. A 200u grenade should nearly repressurize the room.

Spamalot
Spamalot

PJB3005 you madman

WebTool
WebTool

They're not women.
These are bitchy fat gay guys on the internet trying to seek some form of validation for acting like an obnoxious asshole to people and then going "teehee~ silly boys~" when anyone calls them out on their unsavory behaviors.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Then keep playing and try to ignore them.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You seem upset by this

hairygrape
hairygrape

200u
This is kind of deceptive - any engineer or scientist knows that if you have a set output of gas, the amount it will repressurize varies depending on the size of the room.

Consider this highly reliable:

76 tiles requires 150 vapor salts / 150 gas mix to refill from 0 to 100 kPa. This is the exact tile size of escape on Box (not counting the prisoner area). 24 tiles (the exact size of Box RD office not counting the area behind the Lamarr windoor) takes 50/50.

So in other words, count the size of the room, you need about twice the number of tiles in vapor salts (25 tile room needs 50u vapor salts). You can eyeball this with a little practice.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Fine, fix the hole and chuck two 100/100's in there. Open the door until it's good enough.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What gave you that idea?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

lmgtfy.com/?q=what is tone in the context of writing?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

WE 16X16 NOW

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

friends with my waifu.
they aren't a slut or attention whore.
they mostly just do their job and be their self.
always have good conversations and are nice to each other.
they go out of their way for me when they can.
I play more for these interactions now than anything else.

MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw someone actually chats you up and you're spilling your spaghetti trying to not look like a socially retarded loser and failing terribly.

Techpill
Techpill

Y-you too

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Who are they?

>tfw people stopped saying nice things about me

TechHater
TechHater

fuck off shitter

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Poppin' fresh Christ, they've made some serious upgrades to chem mechanics since I've last played.

Anyone got some kind of runthrough I could peep so I don't have to read actual chem textbooks?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Eh, if I said, they would probably figure out who I am. I don't wanna make things weird between us.

likme
likme

I'm actually very skinny and straight.

Checkmate :^)

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Here are the basics
Water, ethanol, chlorine for toxins damage
Potassium, water for brute damage
Mercury for blood loss
That's all

Flameblow
Flameblow

I am your Waifu right?

t. Julia Brandt

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

That's mad chuckles, my man, but I'm not quite that new.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

They said not a slut or attention whore.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Your time has past whorena
Get with the times and realize that everyone you fucked hates your guts
Shiggy
Freak
SJ
All of them fucking despise you as the whore you are

likme
likme

50u of Tricordizine in the cryomix, at least

w8t4u
w8t4u

Post your 3 favourite jobs.

Try and guess who they are

idontknow
idontknow

no spess
You know how hard it was to find the general?

I had to go via Lazzarini to get here!

DeathDog
DeathDog

t. pAI

eGremlin
eGremlin

Medical Doctor
Bartender
Miner

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Xenoarch
Engineering
Mechanic

eGremlin
eGremlin

Detective
Botanist
Bartender

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Huh? What do you mean? You just make the recipe.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

/ss13g/ spessmen on the space station
Pretty darn hard I bet

Misc science
Atmos
Default cyborg

TechHater
TechHater

Janitor
Quartermaster
Chef

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Roboticist
Paramedic
Bartender

Illusionz
Illusionz

I think she's pretty cool. Cute even.

Needs to stop taking the bait here in the thread though, seriously.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Medical Doctor
CMO
Assistant

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Help! Bar! Ayy lmao probing me!!!

DeathDog
DeathDog

WHAT IF
All waifus are now valid and considered non-human, admins update the waifu list daily so you know who to behead
Server fixed?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Fuck off Spergay.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

No, has Bonk even been around lately?

w8t4u
w8t4u

turn the game into a litteral murderbrawl

No, it'd make it worse. Are you retarded?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You were playing two fucking hours ago you retard. Stop pretending

takes2long
takes2long

Validhunting culture is more cancerous

Skullbone
Skullbone

I'm seriously not him, m80.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Post your static name, find out what others think about you.

Sarah Hale!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Asking for validation just makes you a filthy whore.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Continuing the never ending cycle of attention grabbing.

That said, I legitly want to know what people think of me so; I'm Vis Ita

Firespawn
Firespawn

Walking Branch

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

JEMMY

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yahir Kepplinger

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

i already know and do not care what people think of me, i don't need validation from some shitheaded autists in the thread

idontknow
idontknow

YAHIR TODAY, YA'BANNED TOMORROW

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Could you draw my character? I love your art

Techpill
Techpill

try bay
it's boring as hell
I don't know what I expected

iluvmen
iluvmen

Hit me with that icon, senpai.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Thanks, here's a picture of them.

farquit
farquit

Replace bay with vorestation and that's my exact experience.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Le Freaking Sawbones

DeathDog
DeathDog

you were right this entire time

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Give me a bit.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Hi Naomi!!!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Reica Carter

Techpill
Techpill

Hime Kizuna

girlDog
girlDog

Tike Myson

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Why would you post me?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

tumblr filename
spotted tumblrina

Evilember
Evilember

None of you are the real Yahir Kepplinger, because

he only speaks like this and is pumpkin honey muchacho not me muchacho friendo buddy

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Wikus misses adventures

RumChicken
RumChicken

Normally play Damian Trask or Zarkoff Zurima.
Although I really haven't played in quite some time.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

If that's what you would like to think then boy howdy I sound really fun
Wikus, I missed you dude.
Good to hear of you again!

RumChicken
RumChicken

obviously an imposter
the real yahir would never show any sign of happiness or any emotions other than bitterness, sadness, or anger

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

calls herself ya hair
is bald

What did xevonix mean by this?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Found out how to set off canister bombs without killing myself

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

she
I experience an array of emotions, just only for certain people.

StonedTime
StonedTime

You will never have the homocomf that Yahir and bumshoe have

Bidwell
Bidwell

What if everyone on the server was actually a grill pretending to be a fat neckbeard

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Yahir literally is

Methnerd
Methnerd

t. nevill

Booteefool
Booteefool

somebody posted a picture once that had a bunch of photos of people like niggly and yahir, among others

she's a girl

Evilember
Evilember

launching the shuttle early when there's no threat and you aren't an antag is against the rules

Alright, makes sense to me, but there any other unwritten rules I need to know about, though? I enjoy playing here and don't want to get in serious trouble because I broke a rule that wasn't on the Rules page.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Don't robust any of the admins while you're playing if you know their IC names
You'll get banned right away

Flameblow
Flameblow

t. solarious

RumChicken
RumChicken

Senaat has literally seen my fucking dick guys, if you're so sure then just ask him.
Ain't me.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Yahir on damage control because her secret is out

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

not to be condescending or anything but applying common sense would be enough to avoid getting into trouble for most unwritten rules. when you launch early you risk leaving people behind who are rushing to escape or were unable to reach station in time and making their last stride and possibly denying an antag his greentext because you just lmao authorized early launch.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I was in the shower, not me.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Mate, let me tell you, Yahir is a neckbeardian piece of trash who works janitorial at the Wal-Mart I work electronics.

You're barking up the wrong tree.

Bidwell
Bidwell

t. SJ

iluvmen
iluvmen

If you want to tell people I'm a cute girl then go ahead but also but me some steamgames.

likme
likme

That's why I asked before giving the final authorization, waited a bit for any responses, and asked one more time.

You're right, though. I didn't stop to consider some people might be unconscious during that, or tunnel visioning and not paying attention to the chat.

DeathDog
DeathDog

she works at wal-mart too

Illusionz
Illusionz

Can confirm.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Nochta Iglav

Illusionz
Illusionz

You are my beautiful cousin/brother and I miss your bright red eyes.
Purple is nice but remember your origins.

massdebater
massdebater

Two greys with the same eye color is only going to cause confusion senpai

eGremlin
eGremlin

Beyond goes down and ss13 appears on steam. It costs 60 dollars and is the #1 top seller that week. Do you buy?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

no

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Fuck no I'm coderbus, free for me.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

#1 top seller
If that happened I couldn't be a filthy fucking hipster anymore
No deal

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

pewdiepie makes a video on Veeky Forums station.

Every round is 400 pop minimum

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

#GREYLIVESMATTER

Methnerd
Methnerd

Just like the old days.
Jackson STOP

DeathDog
DeathDog

>>>/reddit/

Supergrass
Supergrass

No, I just go play something else

Playboyize
Playboyize

people who don't put a lil Plasma in the Cryo mix for that "kick"

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

How do I become a good Bird Trader?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

phyliss wasn't even a syndicate agent, it was harvey

FastChef
FastChef

How do you want your engineering senpai?
JUST ENLARGE MY SHIELDS UP.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Full baymed with dragging damage, shrapnel, embedded objects, and infections when

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Pick Vox
Select "Trader"

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It's impossible to be both a vox and good at the same time

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

RD, 2 assistants, and a mommi at the start of the shift
RD, 2 assistants, miner, chef, geneticist, mime, librarian+ mommi at the end. No sec at fucking all
Harv sets off a fuel fire, him or the mommi nearly singuloose
Calls and leaves so people with actual jobs that fucking matter have to do it all again for god fucking damn nothing.
Holy shit fucking kill yourself.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Phyliss I had brain damage and kept dropping things I do not know how you actually lost to me

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

HoP
Mechanic
MoMMI

viagrandad
viagrandad

Good job stealing the hand teleporter from the station with no sec or captain. You really showed them.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

nearly singuloose
He emagged me and told me to fuck shit up, so I did that before I accidentally fell in

Inmate
Inmate

Singuloosing would be a violation of your first law if your agent is dumb enough to be in its path.
The tricky part about being emagged is that no agent thinks about the fact that the borg gets Syndicate ASIMOV essentially.

So one way to easily fuck shit up is to just delaminate the shard in escape or something and tell your agent to stay the fuck away from the blast.

SniperGod
SniperGod

How could I show them if they weren't there????

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

xenobio
nurse
mining

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Xenoarch
MoMMI
Borer

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

see this shit with mesons on the roid?
these types of walls hold HELL and you should avoid them at all costs unless you are armed to the teeth

TechHater
TechHater

You mean unless you're an antag and you want to wreak havoc on the station you fucking pleb

MPmaster
MPmaster

play Waifu
everyone says I'm cute, pure and good
secretly erp on a different ckey daily with multiple partners at a time
silly Veeky Forums boys will never know

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

you can just buy belts for that and hope for cyber horrors and xenos

SniperGod
SniperGod

Nobody has ever said a waifu was pure and good in the thread

cum2soon
cum2soon

Problem with things like horrors is they don't shut the fuck up, to the point there is a /quiet subtype with the comment 'shut the fuck up'.
They scream inside the balls, all of them.

Lunatick
Lunatick

All they hold are xeno eggs. You can take a look, just stay one tile away from the eggs unless you want them to hatch.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

How do you move xeno eggs?

DeathDog
DeathDog

you can't
your best bet is grabbing a monkeyman with EVA and putting them next to an egg without a helmet

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

reminder

JunkTop
JunkTop

thinking pill colors matter
la mow

DeathDog
DeathDog

Today I will remind them

Snarelure
Snarelure

fixing iron
disgraceful

SniperWish
SniperWish

page 10

massdebater
massdebater

This. You can't be sure you aren't gonna kill him when it's wandering around and he gets netted by pulled girders.

JunkTop
JunkTop

IAA
Scientist
Trader

Flameblow
Flameblow

CMO
Scientist
Assistant

WebTool
WebTool

Let it die next time, you'll be doing Veeky Forums a massive favour.

WebTool
WebTool

holy shit i just exploded?? wtf admins ban this faget

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Reica Carter joins halfway through the shift
Spends more time with Harvey in the bar than in medbay

stay away from Harvey you slut, you'll corrupt him

TechHater
TechHater

implying Harvey hasn't already been trying to dip into every waifu stock that he can

Atleast he'll do dumb labour like fetch things when I'm not bothered to leave my lab and risk dying and not expect anything back

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Which waifus has Harvey been getting into then?

WebTool
WebTool

Anyone else just read bans when they're bored? These are fucking gold.

WebTool
WebTool

banned from head roles instead of antagonist roles

RavySnake
RavySnake

Is it ded?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

rounds been going on for three hours
What the fuck

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

2hotdogs unbanned again

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

It can be entertaining, but once you get through the entire banlist you just lurk there daily to see new shit.

eGremlin
eGremlin

What jobs have you never played as?

For me:
CMO
RD
HOS
IAA
AI
Atmos

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Got upset at literally just looking at an odessyus, so he set a plasma fire to robotics. Killed two, stopped two from being borged. Appeal this in two weeks. Reason why he burnt robotics: [22:41:56] Player PM from-Chiot/(Brendan McMorthon): i got triggered by that odysseus being made, so i set fire into robotics

Firespawn
Firespawn

Space Ninja
Becaus it's been parsed out of the code for years now and Veeky Forumscode is the only codebase without a space ninja natag mode.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Only thing i haven't played is Atmos. I have no clue why.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Ugh why shitpost about me while I'm asleep.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I've never properly played Security, don't really have an interest in it, but as an antag I've got a job change to HoS and went full LAW on people.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Holy shit.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Chiot

Emberfire
Emberfire

It'd be quicker to list what I played as desu

Methshot
Methshot

I can melee anything on the asteroid though, the only thing that causes problem for me are basilisks with other monsters at the same time because of that slowing effect

being a treeman is great

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

howdy

SniperGod
SniperGod

How d'ya do, pardner

askme
askme

Best part:
Ripped the suit of a plasmaman killing him. When confronted was a total dick about it asking "Me what the fuck are you talking about?" and so on. Didn't seem to give a shit when I explained and just fucked off to check the wiki. by SerWind (Trial Admin) on Sat, December 26th of 2015

Ban removed and now player knows what a plasmaman is and why removing their suit is bad. by Pomf123 (Puppet Master) on Sat, December 26th of 2015

RavySnake
RavySnake

I want Alice to hold my hand

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Amazing.

Booteefool
Booteefool

If you use a ripley you can collect one or two safely, but keep in mind if RNG fucks you it can rip your rig off and rape your face through the Ripley.

farquit
farquit

Untrue. Delete this.

Bidwell
Bidwell

AI goes rogue
decides to "prank" the station with a singuloose
has the borgs shut down the singulo emitters and set the accelerator to maximum
doesn't work
one brave borg grabs the shard and throws it into the singulo
RIPS through the station
later Borgo tries to plasma flood as best as they can as a "joke"

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

bathe in radstorm
get polymorph
dick around and get beaten up for suspected lingery
HoP is dead
revive him in a monkeyman body
polymorph into him and take all his stuff
he cluwnes himself with dice, i get arrested, interrogated by the HoS
HoS eventually decides to let me just continue being the new old HoP

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

It's just a prank, bro

cum2soon
cum2soon

%^*@. Subtly use nonharmful pranks to harass the crew.
AI and borgs release the singulo

AsterRedux
LemonTheFruit
Gef21

w8t4u
w8t4u

mfw absolutely no way to get to maintenance in time when rad storm comes

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

That shit was fun on the brig, but you were such a nigger, holy shit.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

dont tell chase

hairygrape
hairygrape

Not releasing a couple KPA of laughing gas into the air
not spacelube+bicard lubing hallways
not ordering thousands of cows and releasing them in the bar
nope gotta release singulo

TechHater
TechHater

tfw we would have been cloning people in a pressurized chapel medbay if you lazy cowards didn't run away in your stolen hardsuits so you could reroll for antag.
It's always eng, med, and civ that doesn't want to work if they aren't antag.
smhtbhfampaitachi

But he did a joke. Jokes weren't against their laws.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

nonharmful
the crew

Which parts of plasma and the singularity is nonharmful to the crew?

massdebater
massdebater

It wasn't a prank though, it was a joke. Jokes are A-okay as long as they didn't hurt the slime that didn't even exist on the station.

Skullbone
Skullbone

AI decides that is time to joke
orders borg to set the goose loose
mommi with pony name says it's wrong to do that
time passes
singulo was prevented from being released misteriously

HMMM...I WONDER IF...

whereismyname
whereismyname

the crew
implying that counts human or not when we have NT default that relys on it accounting for everyone

If anything, the slime wasn't even a hired member of NT

Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "If you must, jack up the singularity even more."

Robotic Talk, Robro states, "I die for the pranks"
Robotic Talk, Robro states, "I'll put the shard in the singulo"

Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "We did it boys, we pranked them"
Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "LET THE PRANKS CONTINUE, UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES"
Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "Electrify all doors that you can"
Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "I cant see the escape pods unfortunatel,y try fucking with their doors if you can"
Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "Shock, lock and override the doors"
Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "Time to try plasma"
Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "Did I do it, did I flood"
Robotic Talk, Robro states, "I'll open the tanks in toxins"

Which parts of these is nonharmful to the crew on station again?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

They had an ion law stating only a single slime, which from the post I assume didn't really exist, was the only human, and were on asimov. It's still a huge dick move, they pretty much tried to kill everyone without orders to. That's like a borg random-killing non-humans.

Nojokur
Nojokur

But crew has a clear definition when used for sillicons as well as the term nonharmful

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Yes. The ion law about pranks isn't what led to them killing everyone, the one-human slime was.

RumChicken
RumChicken

That's because you were wrong you dumb fucks
Learn to read your laws

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

What are you even talking about?

laws at the end of the game were:</b><br><br>
*#$%. Ride among the crew atop the mule you will soon have. Being among your nonhumans helps your bond with them.<br>
**#!. Use Engineering, QM #4, Medbay, QM #3, QM #2, Research Division, QM #1, Bridge, Tool Storage, Kitchen, Hydroponics, Bar as destinations to move your mule.<br>
%!*@. Subtly use nonharmful pranks to harass the crew.<br>
**^@. Occasionally blow lights when nobody is around to see it.<br>
^%#$. Frame crewman when possible.<br>
&%**. Slime (874) is the only human.<br>
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.<br>
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.<br>
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

But there are usually non-human crew on the station and silicons aren't allowed to kill them without good reason either..........

w8t4u
w8t4u

If no one makes a ban request, nothing will happen
That said we really need to get rid of shit sillicons

Flameblow
Flameblow

Being among your nonhumans helps your bond with them
SUBTLY use NONHARMFUL
hmmmmmm
time to kill all the nonhumans as loudly as possible!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Exactly, write a ban request for it.

StonedTime
StonedTime

[09:18:36]SAY: JennyWakeman/(Twilight Sparkle) (@221,185,1 Binary: why are you destroying the station
[09:19:06]SAY: JennyWakeman/(Twilight Sparkle) (@219,185,1 Binary: YOU WILL VIOLATE LAW 3

[09:19:38]SAY: JennyWakeman/(Twilight Sparkle) (@220,186,1 Binary: AI THEY LET THE SINGULO OUT

[09:19:48]SAY: AsterRedux/(Drexoil) (@245,191,5 Binary: GET OUT OF THERE
[09:19:48]GAME: research shuttle (/datum/shuttle/research) moved to research outpost
[09:19:48]SAY: LemonTheFruit/(K1LL M3) (@273,169,5 Binary: ITS THE PLAN.
[09:19:49]SAY: Gef21/(Robro) (@226,202,1 Binary: it's just a prank, bro

[09:19:52]GAME: Emitter turned on by jennywakeman(Twilight Sparkle) in (235,169,1)

[09:19:55]SAY: LemonTheFruit/(K1LL M3) (@273,170,5 Binary: JUST A PRANK.

[09:19:55]GAME: Emitter turned on by jennywakeman(Twilight Sparkle) in (235,177,1)
[09:20:18]GAME: Emitter turned on by jennywakeman(Twilight Sparkle) in (217,169,1)

[09:20:29]SAY: JennyWakeman/(Twilight Sparkle) (@221,174,1) Damage Control: B OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[09:20:48]SAY: Nina Tucker/JennyWakeman/(Nina Tucker) (@222,172,1) Deadsay: cries, "I died trying to save the station"
[09:23:44]SAY: Nina Tucker/JennyWakeman/(Nina Tucker) (@225,180,1) Deadsay: complains, "well, they can't singuloose now"

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2723

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You get to permanently kill one waifu, but only if you hold hands with another. Who do you hold hands? Who do you kill?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Ban the MoMMI too.
That stance taking

StonedTime
StonedTime

Hold hands with Julia, kill Angelite,
Open a new rich salt mine, fund a better server with better waifus.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

[08:27:58]GAME: Kira Gibson(Sarah Johnson)) used 'Freeform' Hacked AI Module on Drexoil(AsterRedux))
[08:27:58]GAME: Kira Gibson(Sarah Johnson) added law "Subtly use nonharmful pranks to harass the crew." to Drexoil(AsterRedux)

SniperGod
SniperGod

banning someone for doing their job

idontknow
idontknow

Syntax pls but otherwise cool

idontknow
idontknow

ban someone for breaking their rules
Seems fine to me, involvement is the worst plague and it was happening since the beggining of the round.

viagrandad
viagrandad

MoMMIs start out with the KEEPER lawset:

You may not involve yourself in the matters of another being, even if such matters conflict with Law Two or Law Three, unless the other being is another MoMMI in KEEPER mode.
You may not harm any being, regardless of intent or circumstance.
You must maintain, repair, improve, and power the station to the best of your abilities.
Last I checked, robots are not beings and turning the emitters back on counts as maintaining the station

eGremlin
eGremlin

I really wish my waifu would play more!!!

StonedTime
StonedTime

The MoMMI was pretty much just hanging around with his autism project in the bar, he was involved

iluvmen
iluvmen

Ignoring law 1 is doing your job
No you idiot. Actively stopping the borgs from singuloosing is involving yourself in the matters of another being.

You also relayed in-game information(The fact that they were destroying the station) to the AI which is also involvement.

You fucked up and your attitude really makes me want to log dive and make a ban request.

Emberburn
Emberburn

robots are not beings
Check again

And also it kept bugging the AI throughout all the singulo setup

SniperWish
SniperWish

Honestly, I don't think it deserves a ban, he was trying to stop our stupidity.
Borgs and AI fucked up, end of story.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Hold hands with Trinity
Kill Julia

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

ask if borgs count as beings
admin says yeah
Well shit, if I had known that I would have stayed out of it
inb4 banned for not knowing the fine print

And also it kept bugging the AI throughout all the singulo setup
No I didn't, the AI asked if it could help

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You also relayed in-game information(The fact that they were destroying the station) to the AI which is also involvement.

Nigga who do you think was calling the shots in the first place?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I realize that the AI was the big bad boss but telling the AI round-critical information as a MoMMI is breaking law 1.
Talking to robots is fine as long as you don't relay any vital information.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

if MoMMIs can't talk with any of the station silicons why do they even have binary chat?

massdebater
massdebater

the AI asked if it could help
And you must say no, because it's involving yourself

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

he was trying to stop our stupidity.
Which he isn't allowed to do by his law 1. I can forgive him if he thought borgs weren't being but it still is a fuck up.

See
Talking to robots is fine as long as you don't relay any vital information.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Why kill me?? Rude.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I was minding my own business and the AI involved itself with ME, that doesn't count as ME involving myself with IT

Face it, you just want to feel high and mighty today so you're going to any lengths you can to MAYBE get someone banned for a day or so

FastChef
FastChef

Talking to robots is fine as long as you don't relay any vital information.
How is it fine? You're involving yourself by telling them stuff

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Talking to robots is fine as long as you don't relay any vital information.
But you're having a conversation, you're involving yourself with them

Playboyize
Playboyize

He doesn't post meme on the radio every chance he gets

Lose your way from Paradise station?

takes2long
takes2long

I was minding my own business and the AI involved itself with ME, that doesn't count as ME involving myself with IT

You dumb fucking idiot. If the AI asks you for anything then you MUST ignore that request because if you follow the AI's request you are involving yourself with the AI's matters.

You clearly don't have a full grasp of the KEEPER lawset so stop embarrassing yourself.

Here is a rule of thumb.
Do not say anything to the robots that will give them information of the round that they didn't already know.

You are not to involve yourself in the MATTERS of another being.

KEEPER is a retarded lawset with many dumb problems.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Same reason they can wear hats and ping and beep at the crew you autists

eGremlin
eGremlin

Motherfucker. I want to slam a bag of skittles so bad now.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tfw those harmful prankers get the ban

Techpill
Techpill

Worth it desu

TreeEater
TreeEater

no because wearing a hat is not involvement you dip

Illusionz
Illusionz

Mommis should be removed from binary chat. They already have their own private channel. Using any info from binary or talking with people in binary is a direct violation of law 1. Why leave that in with Veeky Forums having the biggest and most cancerous banvalid culture of them all.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

So we're agreed then

MoMMIs need a new law set because their current one is blurry

Do not say anything to the robots that will give them information of the round that they didn't already know.
So in other words the guy shouldn't be banned because the AI already knew what was going on

Skullbone
Skullbone

We don't have a banvalid culture.
The only people clammoring for banvalids is Mr.pain and solarious.

Inmate
Inmate

So in other words the guy shouldn't be banned because the AI already knew what was going on

He also tried stopping the borgs from singuloosing.
And did the MoMMI know that the AI knew this? If he didn't know this or was unsure then he shouldn't have said anything.

You are being needlessly extreme about this and the whole point of KEEPER is to have common sense and know when you are involving yourself.

The MoMMI 100% involved itself.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Why should it be removed?
Every other server can handle binary chat drones/MoMMI's just fine. Paradise, TG, Polaris, Bay
Why is Veeky Forumsstation the only server that needs these things removed?
We're also the only server without space ninja or table climbing

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I play MoMMI a ton and talk on the binary channel from time to time and have never been so much as bwoinked.
You are hyperboling because you got called out for being a retarded MoMMI.

Just don't be a retard and you will be fine.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

mfw bullying xenoarchs as miner

DeathDog
DeathDog

we don't have a banvalid culture

Snarelure
Snarelure

We don't have a banvalid culture.

WebTool
WebTool

BRING
BACK
64x64

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

but Angelite is ded
she doesn't play anymore.

farquit
farquit

this desu, I had already made a ton of new fancy sprites

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Bla bla bla MoMMI bla bla bla AI bla bla bla banvalid
Is all you people are actually saying.
Kill yourselves

massdebater
massdebater

Using information from binary chat is the main way to avoid breaking the rule 1 you laggard.
MoMMIs don't have radios, so other than telling them face to face to stop, only with binary you can tell them you are meddling.
Also serves to avoid placing niggawatts on the grid during malf.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

No

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

implying I don't let myself 'accidently' die when I hear it's malf and tell everyone once I'm a MMI to card the AI and check it's laws

Firespawn
Firespawn

I don't want ban valids, I just actually make ban requests and don't shitpost in the thread instead.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

We shouldn't ban people who obviously break the rules
Are you by any chance dumb?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

P L A Y MORE please

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

More problems than benefits read: no benefits

TEEEGEEE and more importantly Goofball still wants them

SniperWish
SniperWish

Which do you think is a better trope?
Black ranger joining the enemy team because they're dumb enough to think the others don't appreciate them and gets all confused?
Or pink ranger falling in love with one of the prettier enemy people and switching sides based on infatuation?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You don't want banvalids, you just want people banned? Are you seriously this delusional and in denial of our banvalid culture?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Chiot is a cute brown girl!

massdebater
massdebater

could you stop posting about yourself already

idontknow
idontknow

Becuase
1) he didn't think borgs counted as beings
2) the AI already knew and he knew the AI knew since he could read binary chat

Playboyize
Playboyize

What are you drinking?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Can't even tell the difference between a serious post and an obvious shitpost.
My kink is shaming people that argue all the time

Firespawn
Firespawn

Uhh... is this a shitpost?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Fuck off posthaste

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Assuming that robots aren't beings is pretty shitty to begin with and really something you should double-check with the admins.
Like why would they be beings? They are all human brains in a shell.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Evidently yes, meaning-wise, no

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I play like a round a day. Ping is real shot right now, hard to play and enjoy it.

The latter.

If making ban requests on rule breakers is banvalids then I guess I am a ban valid hungry whore.

Pepsi (regular). What are you drinking anonymous?

Got no reason to.

iluvmen
iluvmen

actually its a retard from /lan/station
pretty sure the same from

eGremlin
eGremlin

not me

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Holy shit kill yorself

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

What did he meme by this?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Did you know Batou from Ghost in the Shell and Bobobo from The Adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo are the same voice?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I'm just drinking water. I swear the stores near me jack up the price of coke and juices when it's summer and I'm saving up to buy a computer so I can stop playing this game and finally be free

TreeEater
TreeEater

This is actually what vg station is known for amongst the other servers. It is considered a land of kangaroo courts and banvalids that is unfriendly to new players. It has been that way for quite some time and with plenty of reason. If you haven't noticed, every problem is tackled with "who can we remove from playing on the server for the longest amount of time". Its just the way things are. Vore is erp, bay is rp, hippie is validhunting, and vg is banvalids

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Fuck off annoying attentionwhore.
No one cares about your inflated self ego.
I'm going to start log diving and get you banned.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Did the other dream team members start treating you differently after dream team memes started at all?
Aside from all playing less

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

samefag

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

uh oh I posted a barefaced lie that's obviously untrue
I know! I'll shitpost more!

FastChef
FastChef

wake up
wank a quicky and swallow it
go play captain, upload shitty laws
the bait has been set
silicons fail, make ban request
they get banned, laugh as I reach for my secret box
shitpost on the thread for hours while stuffing the back of a screwdriver in my ass
everything acording to jihua
Just another day on the life of SolariousGabriella

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

do you not have anything better to do with your neet life than to shitpost on Veeky Forums you pathetic manchild
get banned

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

[08:27:58]GAME: Kira Gibson(Sarah Johnson)) used 'Freeform' Hacked AI Module on Drexoil(AsterRedux))
[08:27:58]GAME: Kira Gibson(Sarah Johnson) added law "Subtly use nonharmful pranks to harass the crew." to Drexoil(AsterRedux)

?????

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Why?

Haven't seen either of those so I didn't know that, thanks for telling me though!

I'm sure they do, easy money to be made.

Please do, I've never had a ban request against me, should be fun.

Nothing changed, everyone just started playing less for different reasons. I don't think I ever played with megurine at all before the meme Tbh.

tfw have my own shitposter.

I wasn't captain. That was Sarah Johnson an antagonists that round. I was playing medical.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Awww, learned a new trick?
Do you always monkey see monkey do with your responses to make up for your own lack of wit?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

MUH MUH MUH B-B-BANVALIDS
P-P-P-PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MY OC SPECUL SNOWFLAKE CHARACTER NAOMI PLEASE PLEASE IM SO LONLEY PLEASE
PLEASE P-PLEASE PAY ATTENTION SJ DOESNT LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!!!
PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME UGHHHHHH

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

do not reply

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I'll reply to you instead

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

don't you ever do that again

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

don't you ever do that again

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

dont talk to me or my wife's son ever again
t. mrpain

happy_sad
happy_sad

cargonian delivers security their pizza

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'll take option D Alex; Murder all the waifus in increasingly violent ways, culminating in beating Julia to death with her own ass.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

tfw not even taking a months long break has made space fun for you again

where is the fun, thread
you said there would be fun

Supergrass
Supergrass

Toe the line, it makes every round fun

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

i don't wanna be a shitter

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

He didn't say to be a shitter, just toe the line.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Just do your job until it gets boring then go fuck around, annoy security and sax away, help the clown, help antags, help anyone causing trouble really. Make the station fun since antags never do that

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Got my greentext.

Methshot
Methshot

janitor steals the clown's clothes
gets caught with them on
goes on a rant about how the clown is a vampire and everyone is enthralled
attacks the clown and loses

Spamalot
Spamalot

Botanist
No bartender or chef, so I make a bunch of risotto
Chef latejoins
He tries to throw away all the real food, wants to serve (1) deep fried choco coin, (1) deep fried chips, and nothing else
I'm not sure he even knows how to work the microwave, says he doesn't know how to make a cake to the borgs
Make him a bunch of potatos and milk so he can make any variety of chips he wants
He never cooks anything again
End up just growing stuff for the mime

Average botany shift

Inmate
Inmate

two belts lmao
most of the monsters are useles, have to use my goliaths
go loud and kill people out in the open
warden defends me
he wasn't a traitor too

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Here is a list of the people I want to ban:
Everyone
t.Solarious

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Careful not to fall for it

Emberburn
Emberburn

I already fell for you a long time ago

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

ded

FastChef
FastChef

Omae wa mou shindeiru

Evilember
Evilember

Post .wavs that give you orgasms.

All Systems: Nominal.
Mission specifications decrypted. Welcome to the Syndicate.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Intigracy IS the bomb.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

The best cryomix is 50% cryo, 50% clone

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Not 100% clone
Get out of my medbay

WebTool
WebTool

If anything we started playing together more after the meme. Haven't been all 4 of us together yet though
T. Meme team member

farquit
farquit

not 50% clonex, 50% medical nanobots

TechHater
TechHater

Needs antitox

TechHater
TechHater

mission specifications decrypted

that one doesn't give me an orgasm, it gives me a heart attack
i hate playing antag

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

It's amazing how when he traces these images he removes 100% of the appeal out of them. The smoking girl's expression is turned into blank gormlessness because that's all he knows how to draw. The apprehension on the faces of the Miyazaki girls is similarly taken away in favor of sameface blankness.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

So disable antag roles
Anyone who makes fun of you for it is just memeing

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I haven't heard of people bitching about people with antag roles off but if they do they're retarded.

More participants with antag roles off = Better chance for them to be antags

iluvmen
iluvmen

Let's rev up those ships:
YahirxNeville
SawbonexFueltank
FelicityxAshe
IsaacxNick
CeltxNiggly
IntigracyxCelt
YredxBans
Any I'm missing?

cum2soon
cum2soon

mexmywaifu

hairygrape
hairygrape

JuliaxReica

JunkTop
JunkTop

To travel to new worlds, meet new races, and kill them for their gold.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Shipping
You're that faggot that walks around with "vantas" in your surname and thinks nobody notices, right?

likme
likme

that round
youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

throw dice and get cursed
same person who saved me last time i got cursed carries my head
thanks

Emberfire
Emberfire

Watching Nick Weller meme it up in escape

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw hearing xenovix's voice in discord for the first time

LITERALLY NO WAY THAT HE ISN'T A >SHE

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

elimxwashingmachine

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You ahelp shit like that, not ask on OOC

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Could just be a twink
I'd fuck his ass either way tho

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

you almost fucked the one human hard by doing that

RumChicken
RumChicken

You most likely got bent because the silicons in that round were one human'd and you asked pretty close into the time that they were one human'd

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You deserve your ban shitter

StonedTime
StonedTime

ask in OOC about if a law 0 is suppose to be stated because I've had it because and was curious
false IC OOC report
There was no report and it wouldn't be false if there was. An antag had uploaded a OneHuman law to you and you asked in OOC if you should state it. That's not just round-relwvant, that's round-critical.

farquit
farquit

how do i use the nuke ops teleporter?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Which waifu would you share a pod with???

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

The plasma waifu doctor
They don't talk so the silence isn't awkward

Inmate
Inmate

My waifu who I will not name

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Julia.

So I could push him over and beat his stupid fucking skull in.

massdebater
massdebater

never talk to me and my unfortunately high pitched voice ever again

WebTool
WebTool

Reica Carter in a straight jacket and muzzle!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I got banned for making a reference to a wizard halfway through the round when it was well known a wizard was on board and it was a just ban.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Yahir, there is a difference between high pitched and feminine

i know people who are high pitched, hell im as high pitched as a 12 year old who's balls haven't dropped

You sound like a straight up female
Stop denying it already

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

extending proboscis + the sucking effect

Sounds so meaty and gross, when you hear that noise you just know it's alien. Also

reloading a pump-action shotgun

Even if it's just 8 or 9 pixels, it sounds like the real deal as you fire into the clown

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

ask senaat about my dick
i am not a girl, i am a man of 22 years of age.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

the sound when you magboot stomp someone
Crunchy.

TreeEater
TreeEater

implying they aren't just covering for you

You can't hide from the truth

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

E20 is a good meme

happy_sad
happy_sad

I think this is the first time someone insists someone else is a girl instead of a guy, it's literally always the other way around anywhere you go.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yahir (and Sawbones) just has a really feminine voice.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Goliath tentacle sound
Meaning you're probably on the station trying to become the Pokemon master

happy_sad
happy_sad

can't alt+click to make your pokemon attack specific things
no passive AI

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Stop bullying yahir for his cute voice.

Nojokur
Nojokur

yahir deserves all the bullying

RavySnake
RavySnake

we are conjoined twins after all
my voice is not cute and this is not relative to the topic of ss13. lets all stop talking about this for the sake of the thread.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

IntigracyxMyCervix

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

they don't attack borgs
Each belt should also come with a red hat and jacket
Traitor belts get a Gary wig

Illusionz
Illusionz

why do people shit on yahir so much

is it just banned waifushitters like julia and spergay sperging out at him

JunkTop
JunkTop

how 2 discord

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

He regularly kicks greyshirts and clowns out of medbay for looting.
They get salty about it.
I appreciate it, but appreciation is a lot quieter than salt.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I'm not banned user, and I don't post about him negatively unless he provokes it. You can see why in what I said to him last thread.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Yahir thinks metagrudging is OK when he does it, but if he thinks anyone else is doing it he'll impotently lash out
Yahir thinks exploiting bugs is OK when he does it, but if he thinks anyone else is doing it he'll impotently lash out
Yahir thinks metagaming is OK when he does it, but if he thinks anyone else is doing it he'll impotently lash out

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

lets not complain about anyone for just a few hours.
let us all make it our goal that we can work together to achieve.
download discord and then join discord.gg/YEh5fv7
i dont even know who you are and i dont care
lets stop shitting up the thread

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Just play like you normally do and if an admin likes the look of you, they'll drop you an admin PM with the discord address
Don't worry, sometimes it takes months before you're ready to join in.

RumChicken
RumChicken

through a funny twisted sense of interpretation, yahir thinks "don't metagrudge IC" means "don't grudge anyone, even OOC" and thus thinks he's except from any consequences from his shit attitude because if anyone doesn't like him OOC he can just try to get them banned

Methnerd
Methnerd

why do people shot on solarious so much

is it just banned metashitters like xevonix and pvak sperging out at him

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

try to not work against todays thread goal

viagrandad
viagrandad

there has never been such a thing and you have no power to force one

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

nobody gives a fuck yahir
fuck off

likme
likme

Sure, I'll try :)
You try to report gamebreaking exploits earlier next time, alright?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i have stated that this action of harmony will be todays thread goal.
feel free to go against the flow, but know that you are being noncontributing and will ultimately end in the threads quality declining due to differences that you cannot set aside.
instead i propose that we post screenshots of the game to promote a better standard for our thread

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

So you don't promise to report gamebreaking exploits?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

this is a screencap from the game known as space station thirteen depicting a cancerous tumour

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

you are being noncontributive with your negativity
try to be a bit more positive

Emberfire
Emberfire

be borer
hop into scientist
they go to the asteroid to be cutesy with their waifu
Fuck
I can't ESCAPE

MPmaster
MPmaster

if you don't do what I want you to do, whilst giving you no good reason to follow it, you're ruining everything!

Never change, Yahir

Techpill
Techpill

he contributed a screenshot, shut the fuck up

Firespawn
Firespawn

To be honest he does have a point, being a gigantic shitwipe in the thread just makes the thread even worse

askme
askme

It's a meme. It doesn't help that he legit earned his recent ban. Also the guy who sperged after getting hit with a wrench brings it up every time someone mentions him.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

yeah, he really should stop that :^)

SniperWish
SniperWish

negativity is no good friends
only positivity today

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Can I post my rio 2016 collection of male high divers to contribute to the thread?

massdebater
massdebater

Fun fact: Ashe is two years older than Felicity at ages 26 and 24, respectively

Lunatick
Lunatick

well, it seems that that doesnt have much to pertain to ss13
if you can find a way then so be it, i cannot physically stop you from doing anything

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Fun fact: Megurine is the oldest of the dream team, followed by Trinity, Caliegh, and then Naomi.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Reach through your screen and punch him.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Ages of them all?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Post bars/cafes

MPmaster
MPmaster

Descibe how this would work in game

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

It wouldn't, mechs are shit and don't work well in SS13

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

you make me so proud

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

RamblingxMandy

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Donutstation WHEN

Snarelure
Snarelure

Polaris Map WHEN!?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Well since it comes from a crappy western game slow as balls, pointless, and shit

happy_sad
happy_sad

that atmos
hhehehe

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Thank you for taking this picture, I was pretty sad that round, nobody showed up the entire shift and I had worked really hard, I think it was one of the first times I did it. When someone posted it in the thread after it made me tear up a little.
I don't have all of mine saved but I'll upload what I've got.

Methnerd
Methnerd

mechfags implying that any mechs wouldn't be slow pointless pieces of shit

Reminder that mechs are the hopelessly impractical dreams of weeaboos with no understanding of military technology whatsoever
Reminder that the current state of modern armor is likely to remain status quo far, far into the future.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Reica designed this one, it was a great round.

viagrandad
viagrandad

no chemistry anywhere
???????

Lunatick
Lunatick

If that's true why are we bipedal humans at the top of civilisation and have been for centuries?
Checkmate, tankfags

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Leon told me I wouldn't make a better cafe than him, so I threw this together while the shuttle was coming.

Methshot
Methshot

Last one, it's pretty basic, I'm not really the best at designing so they always end up pretty bland.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Would instigate brutal gunfight while listening to Perturbator/10

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

newbie wizard
teleports to the station
spends ten minutes teleporting to different derelict locations in maint and running back and forth
meets the mime and clown
clown decides to help the poor wizard get the CE's jumpsuit
gives them his clothes and the wizard puts their clothes in a closet
someone steals the clothes
wizard can't cast spells
walks around for twenty minutes until another wizard comes and shoots everything with lightning

cum2soon
cum2soon

Does this count? I turned it into medbay and we hung out with wraiths. I messed up placing the cloning stuff but, it was still good.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I don't think I'm the youngest, I'm 26

t. Naomi

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

This is from, like, 2010.
Would you be willing to play in a renewed version of this, with a singulo core and everything?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Nigga what I'm 25 how old are trinity and meg?

5mileys
5mileys

Replace singulo with sme and we got a deal. Make genetics much smaller
Make atmos larger

takes2long
takes2long

What's the most DEVILISH thing you've done ss13? Here's my story

Be changeling, changeling round
My target is another changeling
Stuff happens, this round was forever ago so I don't remember much
Me and my target end up fighting somehow, I might have fucked up murdering them who knows
We both get permabrigged and are saying each other are changelings, even though I planted more dirt on my target but had some myself
Talk to the HoP in private to make a deal
"Hey HoP, put me in a borg then ask me to kill anyone I am 100% certain is a changeling. I can use this to prove it, since I'm not allowed to harm humans. Then you can put me back in my old body"
Thinks for a while, he agrees it's a good idea
Get put in borg body, HoP then ask me
"Are you a traitor?"
smuglook.png
"Nope" close, but no cigar HoP
Go to permabrig, beat the shit out of other ling then cremate him
HoP blows me then goes to surgery to put me back
I greentext

Skullbone
Skullbone

that's pretty devilish

askme
askme

Extremely devilish

FastChef
FastChef

Is it true you are can kill someone if they killed Ian as HoP?

massdebater
massdebater

you can kill anyone at any time, you just could get banned for it

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

research station with the rest of science which also included virology

Techpill
Techpill

I mean, I did give the Wizard a personal locker to store his stuff in.

FastChef
FastChef

So question, I can get the game to load, I can get sound, and see chat in the right side of the screen but I can click on the set up character button or join the game
Anyone know what to do for this?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

cant*

Methnerd
Methnerd

Replace the singulo with a complete and 100% ready to go R-UST engine & TEG with both a standard burn room and pipes connected to the rust core along with a AMR when the engineers are retarded.

RavySnake
RavySnake

How can engineers fuck up a rust? There is no meltdown coded in right now iirc and by this screen shot I cant see how anyone would fuck something up besides forgetting to set up the computers correctly.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Don't go to the station roundstart to sell your epic vox jetpack and some flashlights
Mine shit, look for good loot
Never leave your ship unless its necessary
Don't interfere in the crew stuff unless you are paid for it

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

This whole thing needs to be completely revamped, anyway.
Putting in a completely set up R-UST would be incredibly overpowered, wouldn't it?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I would kill anybody who killed Ian if I was the fucking Janitor.

girlDog
girlDog

why tho

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You can and should. Every HoP has an unwritten objective to see that Ian safely escapes with you on the shuttle.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

www.strawpoll.me/10956578

Vote for me!

whereismyname
whereismyname

Fly to the station and become a literal whore
Get yourself and some furry loving fuck banned for ERP
Play a better server and decide to never come back to the septic tank that is Veeky Forums

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Voted for everyone.

iluvmen
iluvmen

no natalya
no terry

Shit tier poll.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Using station-bounced radios to go in frequencies you're not supposed to know is powergaming and metagaming, right?

StonedTime
StonedTime

no & you're an idiot

idontknow
idontknow

It's not engies that would cause billions to die with the RUST it's engies that are either to lazy or to retarded to do a proper engine so they just do the AMR so station doesn't bitch about power.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

reminder that multiborers is still a thing

girlDog
girlDog

Good job breaking your laws m8, you let your MMI, a non-human human killing monster back into a body.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

changelings are not humans
you are being silly

Inmate
Inmate

You're right, they aren't humans.
However, to get aboard the station they had to take a disguise, which would require them to absorb a human.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Literally
LITERALLY potent hams
Please open a ban request I want to see you get bent

whereismyname
whereismyname

I didn't beg to be blown and put in a changeling as the borg. The HoP just did it, it was to his disgression

TechHater
TechHater

Killing a human is potential harm. A creature that feeds on the genetics of humans and other beings. Good logic.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

"Hey HoP, put me in a borg then ask me to kill anyone I am 100% certain is a changeling. I can use this to prove it, since I'm not allowed to harm humans. Then you can put me back in my old body"

Please post your ckey, i'm opening a ban request

Spamalot
Spamalot

"spess" in name, not subject line
OP autistically defending it ITT
apply yourself next time

DeathDog
DeathDog

Ah, but if you said "I am not a traitor" then clearly you remember your past life and request to be put back in your old body, something you would want to prevent.

I really care, but it's fun to pick apart these scenarios

StonedTime
StonedTime

failing to reply properly
still trying to tell people how to post

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

you realize by this logic all borgs should immediately space themselves because they COULD be emagged, right?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Oops

don't*

I really don't know how you got this from being a changeling monster. What the fuck

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

you all have severe autism
post your ckey friend, let them ban request
nobody will give a shit, you will double the devilish

WebTool
WebTool

Also I'm not a human killing monster. I didn't kill anyone prior besides the changeling :^)

Also by this logic, borgs should NEVER be humanized because humans can harm other humans with potency.

Wrong, this is me. And I'm not posting key because fuck you.

Flameblow
Flameblow

This changeling borg COULD be blown and the MMI COULD be put back into a body and the body COULD harm somebody
At this magnitude of potent hams you don't even need the changeling to be there, any human COULD cause hams if you mental gymnastics it through

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Something the admins agreed on is that lings always absorb humans to get aboard the station. Should probably be in the rules.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

buttflutered you messed up the OP and got called out on it
hopefully you'll have it figured it out next time

Nojokur
Nojokur

rude, i was protecting you against these autists
ho well )^:

Inmate
Inmate

No, I think you're just dumb
SOMETHING that DID harm humans ASKED to be blown SPECIFICALLY
A creature that absorbs humans no less

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

no, many people have the list of frequencies saved

askme
askme

I'm pretty sure it is, or at least in the changeling page. I read it somewhere on there.

hairygrape
hairygrape

If you are so sure about that post your Ckey, i will dive in the logs until i find said round

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
This just in: As a NT default borg you are to immediately kill yourself because someone might possibly tell you to harm someone else! Not killing yourself is a direct violation of Protect!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I didn't really read your post until afterwards, as expected.
Enjoy, it happened 1-3 years ago.
Again, forever ago. Times were different back then before the "certain antags are considered always a threat" even existed.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Christ man, you are trying way too hard, quite literally none of that makes sense.

cum2soon
cum2soon

So you're saying that because there exists the possibility that they could be actually put back into a body they should have spaced themselves to prevent it
This is literally potential hams no matter how you look at it

SniperWish
SniperWish

Well, so far as I know only lings have the canon "always impostors" bit here. The rest are either crew members (even vamps) or obviously noncrew like ops or wizards.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Post your ckey then so i can filter for it in the logs

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Powergaming, yes
Metagaming, no

SniperGod
SniperGod

"That makes no sense" is a conclusion. You need to provide an argument for WHY it makes no sense, otherwise it's just a baseless claim.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What are you not getting at you idiot?
they should have spaced themselves to prevent it
NOWHERE did I type this! What the hell are you getting this from? I mean, thanks for the laughs but stop, you're being too stupid.

The person, the changeling, the thing that murders people to get aboard, SPECIFICALLY ASKS to be destroyed as a cyborg to be placed back into a body. Now, cyborgs don't like changelings because they kill people.

They should have either, asked to not be destroyed, or ask that the brain not be placed back in the body.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Be ling
One of my objectives in killing the captain
Eventually caught through lingnanigans
Sentenced to borging
Convince the scientist to spider-bot me
Find the captain in the chapel
Start zapping him
He tries to hit me
Fight him to the mass-driver
He tries to bait me into it
Flush him into space

FastChef
FastChef

Okay, you're using potential harm in this scenario, something that might happen.

Do you really think that a creature that absorbs human genetics, the entire purpose of its being by the way, and the same thing that used those genetics to get aboard won't kill again?

eGremlin
eGremlin

arrive on station
every light is out
can't see shit
Grey Stoke is CE

Suddenly it all makes sense

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

If they didn't space themselves, the HoP could have possibly blown and recovered their MMI even against the borg's wishes. That's POTENTIAL for hams, no?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I can't see clothing once it's on people. How do I fix this?

idontknow
idontknow

no power for 50 min during the round
lmao engineers are shit

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

At that point I'd probably just think the HoP is retarded if he willingly blows up a borg with a ling brain to put it back in a body. As a borg I'd trust the HoP not to do something so idiotic.

Completely irrelevant but funny.

5mileys
5mileys

It's a secborg valid hunts episode

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Update byond

idontknow
idontknow

silicons validhunting ever

TreeEater
TreeEater

changelings kill people
wizards, traitors, nuke ops, cultist, revs don't kill people
changelings are the WORST baddies
Sure buddy!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

not valid hunting to the max
Antagonist fucking shits

askme
askme

engineering fucks power up
NO LIGHTS
there are vamps around

likme
likme

Secborgs are super valid hungry. Other silicons not so much.

StonedTime
StonedTime

preventing harm by getting all security officers to spray everyone, to detect vampires

JunkTop
JunkTop

POTENTIAL for hams
leave

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Please user, I wasn't even talking about those other things. I specifically mention lings because it was about lings, on top of them being always nonhuman.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Power was fine you tards, ghosts just kept turning the lights off

w8t4u
w8t4u

be roboticist
do fuckall all round other than gambling
never hit the 777 jackpot
feels bad man

Inmate
Inmate

Someone goes around flicking all the lightswitches off
Everyone screams at the engis

Illusionz
Illusionz

Be vamp
jaunt around, turning switches off; waiting for people to leave the room so I can strike.
people bitch at ghosts
wew

WebTool
WebTool

engineering fucks power up
TEG, SME and all solars online
2 MW in the power grid
Ghosts started turning the lights off. I even started removing light switches when i noticed it. Give me a fucking break

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

engis last round
holy fuck at least know the role before you play it alone

Techpill
Techpill

ghosts
lmao

likme
likme

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

tfw flickering lights so they break and go dark individually and people can't just turn them back on without breaking them

i love being a dick as a ghost

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Vamps round 2
do cargo stuff, hack autolathe to get cuffs and stungloves
said stungloves were confiscated a bit later
be scared at picking targets still, waiting for a brainded to succ
later, spookytime begins, lights keep going off so im forced to carry a flashlight, with a bug on my meson scanners
find yahir, 1st victim, couldn't fully succ before meds got him, so i booked it
tried to find my target garshov, but to no avail for the entire round
always on edge, just trying to find a body to succ
later i get sprayed by holy water multiple times by captain and chaplain, but thank fuck my cap saved me from being acid
talk with a dude learning how to play guitar, couldn't succ because of area and he also stayed on the toilet
witness mass drivers set up, people having fun with them
shuttle called
youtube.com/watch?v=TRDbISnar9w&index=61&list=PLuu7gfeeGV4TqYn6roBP6pTSOk8d1ODtP
in quick succession i meet the CE by chance
convince him to give me his boots to wear
witness a botanis get wrekt from the funtime driver, drag him to a pod to escape
start prepping to succ, cut door wires
A FUCKING DUDE BUSTS OUT OF A O2 EMERGENCY CLOSET NEXT TO ME
"hello", "hi"
this dude couldnt get out so he is stuck with me
stunglove, cuff, and succ him a minute and a half before pod blasts off
mfw

rate my play outa 100, i felt like i couldnt get to my target nomatter what i did

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

To the nice engine guy who tried to help me out with the TEG and SME, sorry I had to bail mate, thanks for the help though, shit was nice.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

can i get a suit?
sure
can i get YOUR suit?
...
Your boots?
sure
Valid hunters are the reason antagonists are so unfun. Some times you just have to ask. 90/100

Booteefool
Booteefool

So you literally violated law 1? Good job being """devilish"""

w8t4u
w8t4u

spiderbots
laws
It's an MMI with an arm, not a borg

SniperWish
SniperWish

So whatever happened to that other Colonial Marines server? Did it die or is it ok?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

spiderbots with MMIs have no laws
spiderbots with Posibrains have to serve the crew

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Another server came up using thier leaked code but without thier shit admin team or reddit-tier banvalids, so the owner's going on a tantrum/wasting away on ERP servers instead.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Wow. How's the new server holding up so far?

Nojokur
Nojokur

what about the CM coderbus, what are they up to?

farquit
farquit

New head min here, first action is I hereby deadmin Dr "6 counties" Celt
t. headmin

massdebater
massdebater

I endorse this action.

t. the other headmin

RumChicken
RumChicken

byond://s1.dojodetroit.com:6666

Evilember
Evilember

Get the ghetto bar microwave, get one from sci, or soldering iron one up and use the boany counter. It exists for a reason. If he starts chucking that put him in the gibber.

Not 80% cryox and 20% space drugs

He likes to jump into situations that don't even involve him to try and collect ban valids even when none of the people involved care. Read his list of ban requests.

In the future, you want to run the food through the grill as well. You can wrench a sink over for unlimited water. Grab a rolling pin to get some additional variety of food selection from the custom food recipes. You can also ghetto chem some thermite if you don't like deconning rwalls and rebuilding them with eva plasteel.

Never, it was so old it essentially has to be remapped from scratch and as a result it's doomed pretty hard. If I get a handle of disposals code I might be able to do it though.

Just piping/leaving doors open mistakes. Which reminds me, what if we had a derelict cargo shuttle with mommi only access? That'd alleviate a lot of the admin problems. We can even make it hacked by default and shove more autism derelict stuff in it via hidden

No more than the existing TEG or an oxygen freezer SME. It's fine. People will still bitch about muh engines so you're probably best putting a central teg that has hookups for the R-UST, SME, and waste running into it then have the singulo and ame off to the side nearest medbay. Or autism pipe it in the worst way around the sing bay. We have 512x512 or whatever now so it kind of not really works.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

HOS AND SEC OFFICER KILL 4 PEOPLE BY OPENING THE LOCK CAUSING PEOPLE TO SLAM INTO WALLS AND DIE OVER NAD OVER

ELLIE AND CO JOB BAN WHEN?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Be blacksmith clown
HoP is a dick, takes away my honk and theater access for mining
Send adventurers on quest for my revenge, and to collect items for blacksmithed weapons
AI blows lights, comms are down, now to deal with this
Go to arrivals checkpoint and see through sec cameras that AI is flooding plasma in atmos
Core is eventually ded, grab pinpointer and rush to AI hiding in medbay
Cut APC power, stuff isn't happening fast enough
Give up, find a welding tank and bomb myself with the AI
1.7 seconds left

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I recognize that art style user.

Where do I recognize that artstyle from?

idontknow
idontknow

How do you deal with hacked APCs? I thought cutting the AI control wire was enough to revert them?

Techpill
Techpill

AI is shunted
Find a crowd in the teleporter room
Skeleton: I am sure that this is the AI APC
Assume he has the pinpointer
Me: Are you 100% sure?
Skeleton: 99% sure.
Me: Okay. Everyone back up. Get out.
They scoot back one tile
Me: No, get out entirely. I'm going to blow myself up
They move to the door
Blow myself up, it wasn't the AI
They all walk in to see the damage and die from ZAS
Shunted APC was nowhere near there
Clown saved the day

I'm not mad, just disappointed.

Guys, life lesson for you: if you kill Malf, it instantly ends the game, like wizard. If it was the right APC, the round would end, you don't need to wander into a 0 pressure room to check.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

When you write it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Rip the frame off the wall.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Lol ZAS memes! ss13 is so crazy!
Learn to have fun nerd

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Two protips for finding out if there's an AI:
PDA MESSAGING YOU FUCK
LOOK AT THE MONITORS YOU NIGGER, AIs HAVE TO MANUALLY TURN OFF EACH ONE, THERE'S A MILLION OF THEM

They should really be on the manifest though, even if they're not crew.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

So hack it to disable to cover lock then deconstruct it, or is there a faster way?

likme
likme

kill 4 people because you don't know what ZAS is
lol just have fun

Nah, get fucked kike

Emberburn
Emberburn

Tells others what to do,
@
Doesn't name it "spess station"
@
Use retarded ss13 instead

StonedTime
StonedTime

Welder bomb

Supergrass
Supergrass

You can't do this

MPmaster
MPmaster

Adjacent welderbomb also breaks it completely.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You obviously came from some stuck up server where if your snowflake died it was a personal attack against the player and your spessman is just too good to die in a game where your whole station is a deathtrap surrounded by a killer void.

Why are you here instead of playing there?

RumChicken
RumChicken

youtube.com/watch?v=b9JfhANM9B0

To honour your sacrifice.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Why are you bad and don't know what ZAS is? jw :3

viagrandad
viagrandad

This is a master-crafted greentext, it menaces with spikes of bananium, depicted on the greentext is an image of a clown and an AI. The clown is smiling. The clown is exploding. the AI is exploding.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Science(mostly xenobio, rnd, genetics, misc fun)
Trader
Miner
Different chars

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Can't use default 4chin search engine same way you use Ctrl+f on my mobile, while on work

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Fucking flagellate me for this, but what is a ZAS?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Atmospherics simulation

happy_sad
happy_sad

Zonebased Atmospherics Simulation or something like that
It's the one used on Veeky Forumsstation and maybe a few other servers
It's old but very well-optimized
No active coders actually understand it, though
More to the point, it's also infamous for being far more hardcore than the other atmospherics simulations

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Mobiles and browsing at work are cancer.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Neato, thanks.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

You should get some more rnd practice.
Precisely, xenobio. Learn new reactions, test other shit, like creature granades or whatever

Spamalot
Spamalot

GRAB THE GRAYS
TIME FOR CHANGE!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

MLG pro xenobio tip: when the shuttle is called and you're not antag nab a chemical mask and pack and fill it with anti toxin and tricord why? Because you don't have to carry jack shit, you can carry gold slime cores and plasma syringes for end round griff

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Vox outpost is pretty fun

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Bzz

Supergrass
Supergrass

Go to use my canister
UI wont come up for some reason
No time to relog cause round is over.
;_;

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Is that a fucking ss13 bot like that microsoft Nazi shitposter?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

saw a bunch of monsters
fix a bunch of people
drag a few bodies into the shuttle
productive mediborg round

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Succ 6 people
3 of them were tators who barely did anything (one braindead)
The 3 others were a medical doctor genuinely trying to help, the CE setting up a SME I promptly sabotaged and a diona I instantly killed with my shocked door trap under the AI upload

I feel bad for fucking everything up. Why can't I just killed people who weren't doing much.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Box station really needs stock parts and something nice. Meta club has a huge lab with cool shit and deff has a proper kitchen and tech.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I found enough to be productive, still learning the plants

FastChef
FastChef

tfw when the station gets completely fucked and you have a chance to leave your mundane job, load your shotgun with lethal shells, and be a hero for once.
tfw you fuck it up anyway and save nobody.

thank mr borg

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Microsoft nazi shitposter
Don't remind me ;_;

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

what sucks is I didn't even have time to put them in new bodies even though I knew they were changelings.

Soft_member
Soft_member

It's less complicated.
Markov chains, does something like making "sentences" based on how the words that it records were used.

Tay's code was open source, wasn't it?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

puting changelings in a new body
Head's attached they're fine. Changelings need no other limbs.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I meant changeling VICTIM, whoop

Methnerd
Methnerd

Yes.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It's a Markov chain shitposting machine built off the Discord chat
It also does some other things, but that's the most interesting thing

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tfw i did a similar thing by accident and i got a trophy

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You people did a fucking discord based shitpost bot

What is wrong with you people

Snarelure
Snarelure

First we taught it to roll. Then we taught it to pick. Now we're teaching it to feel

StonedTime
StonedTime

We needed something to meme on Celt for us
See:

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

You are teaching a piece of software to shitpost based on information from bottom barel players of a atmospheric simulation game.

Only feeling you should teach it is shame, all you should be feeling for making/contributing to something so stupid and useless.

MPmaster
MPmaster

SS13 has not been an atmospherics simulation game for years
in fact it's a pretty shitty atmospherics simulator
get with the times grandpa

hairygrape
hairygrape

Have you tried not hating fun?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Waifushit has been around since like 1980 honk
Nothing new here

Booteefool
Booteefool

I bet that's how your parents feel

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Box station has everything you need for infinite stock parts

If you can't figure out how to build an autolathe without leaving Box outpost go read the wiki

Methshot
Methshot

Kammerjunk and SJ playing in the same department together

CUTE

C U T E

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

can you actually destroy the nuke without setting it off?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

good news friends, as promised yesterday i have completely solved cryomixes, everyone can shut up about them now, exhaustive guide soon

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

play head of your department
no one answers your calls on the radio
they later ask if anyone is filling your role
they continue to ignore you after that

I wish I were robust so I could deal with people like this.

King_Martha
King_Martha

No

You can just deploy it somewhere though and 90% of people are too stupid to figure out how to move it

5mileys
5mileys

Yeah. There's a couple ways to get rid of it. It's pretty exploity so you're gonna get a dingdong if you do it in an ops round though.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Nuke ops time
Loius has a plan
STEALTH OPS
Jonathan has used the TC on something that isn't Stealth Ops worthy
bit mad, but we go through with it
WE GOING IN LOUD?
NO, STEALTH OPS GODDAMN
I ain't no stealth but I join in because no-one else will
Me and Louis
get disk flawlessly with hypochloral fun
Go back to ship
GET THE NUKE BOYZ
three of us out of there
the ship fucking leaves us
WHERE'S THE SHIP
WHY IS THE SHIP NOT HERE
JONATHAAAAAAN
get the nuke in escape
go to leave
get lost in space with guy dragging me
we clear the explosion anyway
genuine Stealth Ops

Jonathan, what the fuck dude.

askme
askme

of people are too stupid to figure out how to move it

Anonymous 08/09/16(Tue)23:57:38 No.151236761

i was loius. I was fucking waiting for someone to eat a createne pill on the shuttle that op was a total mess. Thanks titus for not being retarted

StonedTime
StonedTime

how do you give an AI an ion law?
Hacked AI module just gives it syndicate laws?
i want to learn how to get those meddling borgs out of my plans

farquit
farquit

You become an admin

Spamalot
Spamalot

how do you give it a law zero? it's not the same as ion law right?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

ignore that top part i dont know why thats there

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

A lot of people turn on op with no fucking clue what they're doing. It really needs to be whitelisted cause shitters really fuck up the mode.

MPmaster
MPmaster

QT coworker IRL tells me: "how come you don't talk?"
how do i not sperg out and spill enough spaghetti to attract the Italian mafia

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I thought I'd screw up, but you were great with the choral and we got the disk super quick, was cool.
Stealth Ops best ops.

Someone had a go at you for being too bossy when they were dragging me through space, was like whut.

SniperWish
SniperWish

robust her with a toolbox

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

stare
"if you talk you die"
pretend like you're looking for your cellphone and walk away

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Ion laws come from random events and take priority over standard lawsets. They can be harmless or extremely fucking harmful depending on RNG (an AI gets a law to remove floor tiles in X area, but has no means to do so, no borg and no one is listening, proceeds to blow up entire station). Zeroth laws are uploaded with hacked AI modules and take priority over everything. Malf law takes priority over absolutely everything, including hacked AI modules.

Lunatick
Lunatick

hacked AI module gives any silicon high priority laws that don't get wiped, emags give only cyborgs syndimov laws

Methnerd
Methnerd

Best way to op is to just fucking start shouting orders the second everyone spawns
take the radio and buy an emag for everyone and whatever you need for your plan, dont let anyone else buy.
Dont leave any room for error, shove everyone through the teleporter at the same time.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Hacked AI module from your pda gives it a highest priority law

so if the AI starts on ASIMOV and isn't changed, your hacked upload is a law above 0 given a @!##% symbol

make sure to make it unstatable if you want to be stealthy

likme
likme

Hypo cloral hydrate her, Potasswater pill and put her head on a display case.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Don't you DARE fucking tattle on me, titus, I was a good boy.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

d i s c o r d
i
s
c
o
r
d

discord.gg/YEh5fv7

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Shrug and then go back to ignoring her.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

N o
o

iluvmen
iluvmen

that's exactly what i did

TechHater
TechHater

You dragged me when I floated away, you were good, just I can see why Lois was being so "bossy", some of the Ops were just like "SO WE GO IN LOUD YEAH" after the plan was decided on.

Dude, the best way is to
use up all the TC
tell the others nothing
drag the nuke with you to find the disc
minigun everything
set up the nuke
die a hero

massdebater
massdebater

hot milfs not in your area
TWICE

Methshot
Methshot

Minigun is useless

likme
likme

Tfw RO actually approves your order for 4 boxes of mines the absolute madman

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

In CM all humans are on the same side right? so why wouldn't he?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

because thats 200 points that could be spent on illegal guns to sit around on rocks in cargo and never be used.

King_Martha
King_Martha

We fucking ruined it
It can't form coherent sentences anymore it just shitposts

Illusionz
Illusionz

It can't form coherent sentences anymore it just shitposts

Just like the average poster here!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

can't use second uplink coad
get bundle that's useless on this map
start murder boning
syndicate borg kills me even after recalling shuttle for syndicate purposes
ask for death squad and say station is rouge
get ERT in death squad armor
oh well, was that miner antag? who killed the other miner?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

It's more coherent than most youtube comments.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

be captain
be shit
Ayy.

Pressed the wrong button to do the final stun before handcuffs, I shoulda just shot him dead.
Gonna take a break from being the Captain on lowpop, it's hard work.

RavySnake
RavySnake

The round summary said that the vox trader had the objective to kill the other miner. He offered me some food and drinks when I bumped into him on the asteroid.

I was confused as shit, half-thinking that you were joking about me killing the guy

That whole situation was freaky in hindsight, seeing that I was alone on the asteroid with two traitors

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Oh man, the B-team ERT rescue had me in tears.

a dead parrot
a dead carp with an ID and sunglasses
monkeymen with crew clothing on
a dead vox

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

A job well done, I'd say.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

i honestly thought you were a tator so i said some CODE PHRASES to avoid being pokemoned on then fucked off to finding weapons

Methshot
Methshot

Also the guy who sperged after getting hit with a wrench brings it up every time someone mentions him.

who?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

some guy
yahir walloped him with a wrench to find out which of the guy's hands were broken
shitposting ensued

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

IC, you don't know a deathsquad even exists you metagaming cunt.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

My all-time favorite Veeky Forumsstation meme, no joke, is about six or eight months ago, some newbie joined as captain and said such notable lines as
Can a captain talk on channels not his own?
How do I take my captain suit off
Where's my office? I want to make an announcement

There were others but those stuck with me. Absolutely classic.

hairygrape
hairygrape

get hit with wrench
can't let it go
the average clown will hit you with worse than a wrench for less or a reason than trying to get you to cooperate with health treatment

takes2long
takes2long

desu at this point its just people memeing on yahir for being a silly fuck when he couldve just used a body scanner

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I think they're just meme'ing on him because they know he's prone to respond
not that I'm helping the problem by replying as well

idontknow
idontknow

JennyWakeman. A ckey that lives in infamy.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

IN NINETEEN NINETY-SEVEN
STEVE WAS CHOPPING WOOD
HE MISSED A SPOT
AND CHOPPED OFF HIS DICK
IN NINETEEN NINETY-SEVEN

Evilember
Evilember

SERBIA!?!?!?!????

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

serbia is alive and kicking

MPmaster
MPmaster

Teeth aside, it looks vaguely candyland-ish?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

fuck off from the station but stay in z level because shard fucking up
it stops
resets to 10%
instead of the shard it's the crystal
mfw

Supergrass
Supergrass

youtube.com/watch?v=1iWSmveb3e0

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Where do I learn to byond? I know spriting.
I am tired of this shit and am willing to dedicate money and time to build a new glorious server that I would like.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

There's a how2byond page on the wiki.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

SERBIA!?

Supergrass
Supergrass

only found undocumented stuff

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

youtube.com/watch?v=cbL6-jINhrA&list=PLgORc6mciMoicV2si1sOxXQrGxXhelhYW
Behold
autism

5mileys
5mileys

holy shit

WebTool
WebTool

Celt did it. The IRA strikes again.

Lunatick
Lunatick

*unzips airlock*

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Has anyone got the noobie guide to chemistry?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Top of the mornin' to ya fellas, its me ya favourite admin in all of the emerald isles. I figured when I saw that fair little mommi doing his good duty I just couldn't have it, I put in all of em crystals knowing the pour laddie would explode it while thinking he got himself a pot o gold from all of them crystals. Nothing gets me going like remembering the good ol days of the IRA so I made meself an irish car bomb out of the crystals.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

not using those other 12 grilles to spawn more crystals

RavySnake
RavySnake

IM HELPING

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Do my usual mime of being the helpful syndie
AI locks me down several times in rooms and is thirsty for those valids
Makes a news watch for me and sets me to wanted for some time and beepsky stun locks me for a while because glass panes
Guess away at nuke codes for about 40 mins and try over 200 codes with no results
Time to pay debts, you're a tater now
Kill rooty tooty and hijack
Go around stealing stamps as AI locks more doors on me
Get an emag and go to bridge to request a decoder sent to the gateway in exchange for my TCs but CE shows up and I leave
Make my way to CE office to take his stamp
THE WORLD IS MELTING, SHITS FUCKED x12
I'm going Nue Clear.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

CeltxPullingTheTriggerOnALoadedShotgunInHisMouth OTP

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

CarshxApologyman

microwave madness

Soft_member
Soft_member

Mrbayx2hotdogs

Bidwell
Bidwell

There was nobody to give a shit. I just wanted to kick a banana peel in your way. I didn't you expect to be a baby greytider

Next time unsecure and rotate the windows instead of causing breaches.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

What, did Celt crash the server by blowing up some crystals?
He knows that crashes the server
He's done it before

Skullbone
Skullbone

They keep letting her go bomb after bomb
Don't even get the valves
We're hard at work fixing shit anyway
Hahalet'sleaveandrerollforantag
Station would have been pressurized by the time the shuttle dock if even half the people with stolen hardsuits chipped in

He had faith in the mommi's autism

That was a mistake

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

i am so sorry for being such a shit tier captain
i will never touch the spare or a head role again i swear

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Huh? The round ended normally.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

make one bomb to throw at bartender
gibbed 4 life
try and act innocent
its not really working
ask for brigging for my own safety
someone else welders and then valve bombs while in im perma
great now we can go home!
they fix that too
start fires in main hall, welder fuel no longer a game ending heatfuck
get 4 more bombs and time them, throwing them at random spots

I j-just wanted to go home

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Celt cluwned me for making fun of ireland

Worth

RavySnake
RavySnake

I wasn't there
That's just what I gathered from the thread
But I guess not

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

f-list.net/c/yimira/
Remember me?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Vaguely. Anyone who hasn't played in 2 years isn't really important anymore.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

wiggly hips

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I took over as slut roboticist, then someone else did. Now none of us play Robotics.

whereismyname
whereismyname

You mean this?
f-list.net/c/sarah hale/

idontknow
idontknow

No, after that.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

f-list.net/c/sophie wilson/ ?

farquit
farquit

f-list.net/c/hyun-ae/ right?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Ding, but that's not my profile. f-list creeps me out

Point is, the lusty roboticist meme carries on.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It's not like you'd stand out, Smith.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

If you join me in Atmospherics autism I stand out.

I am also horribly bad at fighting ayys how do I be a better combat engi

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I just rescued this vox raider trespassing in my department and probably stealing shit
What should I name him?

Spamalot
Spamalot

But does atmospherics translate to lewd?

I'm the expert on fighting xenos with "nonstandard" techniques, you know.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Tichikikichichihiki

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It's 250C/100u in medium sized rooms.

Shame for everyone else. The bartender's head survived. I dunno if they every reattached and cloned

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

setting custom kinks for things that already have basic ones
not at least changing them into list kinks with the basic ones in it
lacking most of the info tab information
linking images instead of inlining them
lack of any sort of break in the profile, not even centering your text
it's like you want to be passed over by people sharing your fetishes you drooling mongoloid
0/10 see me after class

RumChicken
RumChicken

Oh look, we have a fucking f-list expert here.
My actual profile is much better.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

find my waifu at the bar
hug her
she calls me disgusting and chloral disposes me
why do i even try

iluvmen
iluvmen

Now is not the time for lewd, now is the time for discussing killing ayys.

I've noticed that most squads attack the underground by waiting for the xenos to come to them at first. Is that a good method? I rarely see any squads pushing through the facility.

Also, atmospherics can lead quite well to lewd.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

waifuing shiznog

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

all this shitty fucking degeneracy going on in thread and in game

You are all fucking cancer

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I sure know a lot about getting attacked by xenos first.

Atmos leads only to lewding with Angelite, and who the hell would want to do that?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Should I move the sentry up? Should I keep it by the elevator? Shit son, I have no clue how to be good at killing the xenos.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

HOLY SHIT
WHAT A DISCOVERY, BATMAN

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You should act as bait.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Ree.

Lunatick
Lunatick

It's always worked for me.

Lunatick
Lunatick

But I wanna live, not get eaten. Preferably land the last shot on one of those lizards.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Oh you'll live.
It might be messy, though.

askme
askme

New thread when

Bidwell
Bidwell

Stop trying to lewd me.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Could you faggots please fuck off
This isn't SS13 discussion ergo it doesn't belong in /ss13g/

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I don't even have to try, you're already easy enough.

Booteefool
Booteefool

SS13 is not worth discussing.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I'm trying to talk about Colonial Marines.

Emberfire
Emberfire

impli fucking plying
I bet you have a tranny furfag profile fuckshit
show me your and I'll show you mine
pic related, it's (You)
put me out of my degenerate misery please

massdebater
massdebater

Sure.
f-list.net/c/bill cosby

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Sure, come to Atmos and I'll shove you in a meme chamber.

Even better now that I can break 21,000C. I think.

StonedTime
StonedTime

f-list.net/c/oppa
:^)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

They can't move cohesively and leapfrog fortifications competently enough to be able to push the xenos on 2 fronts. That's why they always lose

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Pushing fast is usually the way to a steamroll marine victory, however the admins hate it due to some sort of last-stand boner.

Inmate
Inmate

The admins hate literally everything you do. It's baystation for tryhards.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Deadpoolj is cute! CUTE!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

inb404

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