/d2g/ - Dota 2 General: e-sports edition

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secret will never lose (in ti7)

So what was the best match of the day lads?

gnight /d2g/, wake me when Secret wins a TI

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>miracle
que

Enjoy your eternal rest

...what if EG wins another? Can we top the USA count from the last one?

but everybody was like that in dota 1 days

Puppey was a huge faggot back then, so was Loda, so was Misery, so was Pajkatt, so was ArtStyle etc.
The only people that were tolerable back then were Waga and Akke.

HIS SMILE AND HAPPINES PROTECTED
THE HAPPY LASSE IS STILL HERE

What will Arteezy do now that everyone knows he's TI poison?

how can EE be 8k mmr?

it literally escapes my mind. its out of my comprehension.

cant decide between 7/10 and 8/10
7/10 because lgd - secret was 30 mins too long
8/10 because we got to see ee do his best 2k impression for 30 mins longer

OG vs MVP game 1 because 100% WR PA

Wings vs DC game 3 because lmao 2 centaur

Where are those fan animations they showed at the end of today? I can't find them in this shitty "community hub". I can't search for a title when they didn't tell us what they were called.

when will complexity sponsor a good team?

Three great things happened today
MVP beats OG
ANIMU BTFO
Navi is OUT

Here you go, good night

literally open dota dotard

W E A T H E R
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God what if Brock gets pissed at us?

9/10 for kpop doing it and anime choking

This isn't fucking funny anymore, when is Singsing playing?

>100% WR PA

When are they going to get figured out
Is it even possible

>loda was
>was
lmao

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SINGU IS STREAMU

move to khazakstan and become a opium smuggler like his ancestors

Because USA USA USA USA

>My only correct predictions were DC dropping to LB and Fnatic eliminating Escape
>Prediction is in complete disarray

I don't even care anymore. I should have known I should have picked the teams I WANTED, and not tried to be smart.

how is this comfortable?

would someone post podchan please, i had to miss most of today's games

Where's the penis you faggot lover?

Didn't you hear? SingSing is dead :(

maybe when he stops being shit and gets a team that isn't shit

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>tfw she isnt pure maiden anymore

who?

hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, the sc2 thread is two rows down the catalog

this is about dota2

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how do rtz fangays rationalize the fact that every good team hes switched to has gone to shit.

holy shit lesnarposter must be rolling in his grave raging at EE

is this good or bad?

you baited me you motherfucker

>upper bracket is going to be chinks vs gooks
just like lego legends

by the fact that he isn't the captain, drafter and always plays consistently well

I don't think anyone is unironically a fan of that shitter he did better than most of secret at this TI though lmao

>secret place first and second in 2 of the 3 yearly majors
>make drastic team change
>last place at TI
Did puppan even think this through?

by saying it was everyone's fault but his
just like they say it's everyone's fault but them in their pubs

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wings isnt playing tomorrow senpai

>he doubts

Why didn't you protect this smile?

ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA

>wings
>inconsistency incarnate
who the fuck knows anymore though
remember lower bracket is best of 3 starting tomorrow

I still like the kid. Maybe he should start his own team and build up from the bottom

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

>he believed in Secret
Dumb Frogposter

>secret and og both exposed as a honeypot shitters they are AGAIN

it fucking keeps happening

lmfao

JUST

Rate my fantasy team for tomorrow

G.O.A.T's

I didn't, I just thought they weren't THIS bad.

R8 me familia

>no miracle
pretty shit

>protecting someone that would end up stabbing you in the back
I'd trust this son of Avraham over that shlemiel anyday

Even jews are less backstabbers than him

Puppey got fucked when he thought Universe would stay after they blew out of Manila.

I think something to notice for Western teams is it seems like people are doubling back on Alch/Naga/TB/Drow and shit like that. EG has been picking alot of Drow and will probably do it again

not quite
imagine the bracket has like 7 other ehomes and there's never a miracle comeback
that's LeL

Honestly Secret 2.0 was decent even if they imploded like a supernova of shit and aids

I actually feel like crying a little bit after today.

Fuck chinks and chink-lovers

>tfw my miracle card is a standard red

You're only putting notail in there because its your only silver left right?
Right?

Blow it out your ass.

>noskill

should switch him for a wings player

standard miracle card is still better than gold anything else

>not liking wings or ehomo memepicks
jaj

Madman was one step ahead the whole tiem

you don't blame a construction worker for a shitty looking house you blame the foreman

can't really think of a game where arteezy played mediocrely. maybe some razor games on EG but come on thats fucking razor. The hero is so one-dimensional its easy to play around.

Dude, they lost to fnatic
THEY LOST TO SEAMONKEYS
This is truly the best dota timeline

My god....

>waaah i hate good dota i want my epic trashtalking shitty eu pros to win every game waaah
kys reddit racist

Ehome are the only chinks I like since I've been a fan of ice and lanm since forever.

Remember that brief time in /d2g/ history when Cyborgfatt wasn't disliked? Then he tried to get relevant in the scene instead of datamining patches.

Not going to lie, that secret game was pretty good even if the inevitable scientist baffling happened at the end. It certainly made for great spectator dota, especially with the best of one format.

Anyone else genuinely sad about this?
All of my fav players (Puppey, EternalEnvy, Sonneiko, General) are sent to trash and didnt even show any decent plays.
I know all the memes, le baffling, le shit Puppey drafts. But that's sad anyway for me.
I love EE's dedication, I love general and sonneiko intro into prodota.
Emotions are pretty much gone for me. I like Koreans and Kky team aswell, but I feel like I wont be so passionate about any game anymore.
So, if someone has similar thoughts, what are you gonna do next? What team do you root for? How do you cope with that sadness?

what you think chinks don't trashtalk

the people who value human life less than spics?

I'm the captain. I'm the man who killed Clement Ivanov

Now say my name

Newbee beat EG
Liquid beat EG

Wait for it burgers

d) workout for matthew ?

Was ppd scared of secret reaching their full power?