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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Beachside Edition

Old veekyforums.com/thread/150947286/video-games

I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
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NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Mo Zing Miko, Kandra Wildfire, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Thieves are for ____

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

1rd for fluffy barbs

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

dangerously cheesy penis

Inmate
Inmate

I wish necreapers got more out of fear

It's such a borderline useless aspect of the class, only coming from one shit wall skill with an obscenely long cooldown that has no use outside of EotM, one shroud skill that is either an afterthought to stability for reaper or our only cc on base necro, and one shit long cooldown weapon skill on what is the most poorly designed weapon for the entire class.

I feel like they wanted necros to be able to do stuff with fear but then were too lazy to balance it and gave up halfway and left it as shit.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Staff 5 and Shroud 3 are my favorite ways to sneak in Fear, but I suppose what Anet could do is better integrate them into the lines/weps/uts Necros don't use, like Fear on Axe 3.

Inmate
Inmate

veekyforums.com/thread/150947286/video-games
Show us, there's too many Tassiface posters, and I'm honestly tired of it.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Sharkies are great.

Emberfire
Emberfire

cheesy charr dong
No. Make it stop

WebTool
WebTool

catfu

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Vae got the better end of the deal there

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Want some demon hellspawnface?

Techpill
Techpill

Sharkface better not be the new meta....

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

why...

SniperGod
SniperGod

I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yeah, why not, got nothing better to do

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

fuck off. it wasn't funny or witty the first time, and it's not funny or witty the 2000th time. get a fucking life dude.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I don't want it being called the third Mouseface even though it's pretty high up there, it's a cute face.
All /gw2g/ femsuras switch for Shark Week

Playboyize
Playboyize

how do you pronounce florburz

floor bu r h zz?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I always think of Mr. Burns when I read his name

Methnerd
Methnerd

vay-cl-own

Snarelure
Snarelure

A wee babby progeny.

StonedTime
StonedTime

flu-bors

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Not this shit again

iluvmen
iluvmen

too goblin baby ish

Nojokur
Nojokur

If goblins were a thing in GW2, I'd retcon him to that in a heartbeat.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

lol

I once went on a fishing trip with my relatives, father's side, we caught many fish. I never let them go back to their oceanic vessel, they were put into a little case and left to swim around til they were harvested for the cutting board. Back home, I went into the kitchen, saw a big fish heaving, it was dying in the sink before me. I debated on whether to slit its throat, mercy kill it, but I didn't want to make anyone mad. I decided to turn away, but I'll never forget its eyes, it had the eyes of the Asura you just posted, and it's like looking back to that dying fish I wanted to kill. Nice picture.

DeathDog
DeathDog

can you fuck off?

MPmaster
MPmaster

He looks so pudgy

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

A D O R A B L E !

Inmate
Inmate

What is your problem?

Playboyize
Playboyize

not liking a cute youngster humanoid
likes furry cat-humans

This is a problem.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Annoying faggots like you.

massdebater
massdebater

Let's see those paws.

Evilember
Evilember

I actually dislike children quite a lot so yeah, I guess that character of yours is 0/10 in my books. Not that I mind since you're not hurting anyone. Just keep that thing away from me.
Also when I see those beady eyes I'm reminded of that shit you posted last time that grossed me out forever. Well done.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I'm reminded of that shit you posted last time that grossed me out forever. Well done.
???

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

that's not my character. The fish story made me lol though.

Soft_member
Soft_member

There's only 2 active guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP, please don't mislead new players with this troll list.

In a world where everyone carries stab in sPvP, Fear could change things in a split second. They'd still get bullied by Warriors either way.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Will there be a patch today?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Imagine if necro greatsword had fear on autoattack instead of chill

Greatsword pvp would be instantly viable for the stab removal

hairygrape
hairygrape

big butt is here!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

i am a chromebutt enthusiast

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I also like the regular version, and you should too

Illusionz
Illusionz

Two kinds of paws

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

just imagine the smell of a wet charr
how much pet shampoo would a charr need anyways?

Nojokur
Nojokur

I just fapped, man.

(S T O P)
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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Charr fur is pretty short which helps them stay clean. I'm sure all charr properly groom themselves too.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I do like the attention

Illusionz
Illusionz

None, they'd get their warband buddies to give them a tonguebath.

Oops, that was meant to be a stop sign, I'll try again someday.

5mileys
5mileys

omg

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

rikki sounds like a mongoose name

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What the hell skill is this? It's on a video from 2015

RavySnake
RavySnake

Do charr paws smell like Fritos like cat/dog paws do too?
Sorry.
Grasping Vines, a sylvari racial skill

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Log on so we can french kiss at the Canton.

takes2long
takes2long

smell like Fritos like cat/dog paws do too?
Why on earth would anyone smell any animals paws

Methshot
Methshot

you will never be the first man to smell animal paws and tell people about it
Born in the wrong generation...

King_Martha
King_Martha

what the fuck?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Of course, PvP League season 4 will start.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Sometimes when you're holding your pets they bap you in the face with a frito paw. Can't be helped

Flameblow
Flameblow

It begins.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

go get 'em user
show that dirty djinn slut who's boss

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

good luck user

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I ended up with 2 ectos and a sigil worth 10s after salvaging the last GS.

I don't know what I expected.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

tfw no gs

TechHater
TechHater

salvaging
not throwing it down the mystic toilet

SniperWish
SniperWish

Match made in gw2g potato heaven

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

not throwing it down the mystic toilet
That would've required me to buy 3 other greatswords, just to end up in the same situation again, fucknut.

My bank space is too precious to keep some random GS.

SniperWish
SniperWish

buy GW2 on launch
assume you're just going to get a precursor at some point

lol 5years

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I don't know who you are. How do I know you're not lion?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

a cute femcharr threw a party for everyone

iluvmen
iluvmen

I'm not, just a Charr looking for a clawity time with you.

WebTool
WebTool

It's fine because you can craft them now.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

follow the gw2crafts guide
spend 50 gold on mats
end up using like half of them to reach 500

What the fuck now I gotta sell all this shit and eat the listing fees

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

"daddy is that the pedoman?"

Methshot
Methshot

"No son, don't be silly, the pedoman doesn't exist."
He motions that the shadow is just the child's coat on a rack in the corner of the room
He takes the coat down and moves the rack
He turns the light out, walking out of the dark room and closing the door
The child looks to the wall and notices the shadow is still there

Spamalot
Spamalot

I'm pawsitive you could find someone else. I'm far, far from purrfect.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

The strong rat is only dangerous if you are sworn to evil ways.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Neither am I, but I'm plenty talonted, not kitten around either. Care to find out if I'm lying?

whereismyname
whereismyname

why can't i find timers for orrian temples anymore?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

because you gave up

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

tfw snufflefu will never snuffle into your chest as you hold her close after a long exhausting day

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

that would be comfy and cozy

Methshot
Methshot

Admittedly I'm a litter curious, but not that kneady.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Then surely there's something a Charr can do to whisk 'yer heart his way, I won't expect you to just tail me, though.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Squatfuta

Booteefool
Booteefool

Who are these people posting dank memes in search of (you)'s in a dead thread about a dead game that hasn't seen game discussion since 2014?

Methnerd
Methnerd

:(

just be cute and comfy, user

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

your reaction when your PC finnaly works again after a Week and 3 days

Lunatick
Lunatick

tfw meeting nice friends at world events

wb! what was the problem with it?

5mileys
5mileys

forgot my pic!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw no vae husband to hold fritopaws with while we sleep

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

(You)s don't exist in /gw2g/ anymore they were banned when colin left

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Interesting...

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

hello user

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Mainboard did something wrong with handling the current. Funny thing, I came home from Work on a Friday just before starting my Holiday - pressed pc button - didnt work. Great stuff.
But now I'm happy it works again. I wonder if anyone knows my char.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Never say never user! <3

Well we are supposed to go adventuring some time Comf!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I was alt tabbed on my mesmer the other night, standing at the end of the JP. This person thought I was an npc and they had a shock when I wasn't. Turns out they even looked up on google/youtube why they couldn't interact with me :P Was cute

fack, that sorta thing is annoying. I'm glad it's workin' again for you.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Also reaper is a lot of fun...

that's true! I'm going to ask anons on the thread about their favourite jumping puzzles/maps/scenic areas sometime. Then I'll compile a list and it shall be a great list for adventures. That's a nice pic btw.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

i'm really glad rikki isn't a faggot and wont fall for calsi's anonymous posts shipping them together so that they "fall in love", exactly the same way he anonymously posted and forced "lani x calsi" to give lani the idea they should be together

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'm glad you see thru the bullshit just like I do. I cringed. I've seen stupid girls fall for that exact bullshit before. As I said earlier, some people are just stone cold stupid.

" Calsi likes Rikki so what? If anything they should get to know eachother and see if friendship is achievable."

just fuck my shit up

Playboyize
Playboyize

yikes...

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

not being a socially awkward moron might help, but I guess its hard to form real relationships when you are as autistic as him

also he should learn how to actually damage control instead of panicking and making these posts... which just make him look more guilty
veekyforums.com/thread/150947286/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/150947286/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/150947286/video-games

RavySnake
RavySnake

inb4 the last one is dinny

ratfags will always try to hook ratfags up with each other

and completely forget that rikki doesnt want to erp with you fucking losers

how do you forget that, when you obsess about someone so much, you save pictures of them for months

TreeEater
TreeEater

This thread habors a lot of pathetic people but I think hes number one. Even worse than jugg. Makes me happy everyone's finally woken up to his bullshit

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

he FORCED "lani x calsi would be SOOOO adorable~~~" in the thread for months, until lani was like "Oh my that would be adorable! I DO want calsi, its just like the thread said, we are so in love with each other!!!"

thats some sociopath level of manipulation

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

oh god I remember that, everyone was saying it was calsi too

but lani has tunnel vision and ignored everyones warnings, she saw a cute rat being shipped with her, and wanted someone to get rule 34 art done with

so boom, started dating calsi and started getting themselves commissioned

lani is happy because she gets art of her character, as well as the romantic story about how they met in the thread, how adorable!

calsi manipulates her by into being in a relationship with her, then keeping her emotionally hostage by threatening to cry whenever something doesnt go his way

perfectly healthy relationship

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

wow
this outfit is pretty gnarly

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I'm in HOPE and I have no idea who the fuck any of these people are, I've never seen them in guild chat

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

*unleashes the ruseman*

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

gw2g: condensed autism edition

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

someone really hates calsi, lol

Evilember
Evilember

someone
more like all the people tired of his shit pathetic crybaby life

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

le one guy
Nah a lot of people dislike him.

TechHater
TechHater

a lot of people do

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

you cant tell me you actually like calsi

even getting to know him, his crying tsundere anime girl persona is really fucking faggoty

Calsi wants to hang out with lani alone but she's with our group of friends
"oh I know! I'll just run off and cry" -calsi
lani ditches us for calsi, because its important
happens everytime we want to do something

Spamalot
Spamalot

I just don't understand how gw2 can attract autism of this intensity

WebTool
WebTool

Is all this arguing and heat really necessary anons? ;_;

Evilember
Evilember

i think calsi's alright and they weren't ever a crybaby when i was partied up with them. this was a while ago, though, so i'm wondering why anyone would still be mad when they aren't partying or playing often.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

You're not fooling anyone. Please just leave already

idontknow
idontknow

This, please just leave, seek medical help.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

this was just the other day

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You really look like some npc.
I envy you for that backpack.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Thnx user, my character's name is Shady Merchant. Normally he holds a bottle of wine/whisky in the offhand, but it's gone missing, so pistol it is. And yeah, about the backpack, I was browsing the tp to get up to date on prices of things and I was rather blown away by the price of this backpack now.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

e-eheh...
she's just using calsi as an excuse to leave

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

No, its not. Let them drama alone and have some fun ingame or enjoy posting some nice screens.
What class is that charr you posted?

massdebater
massdebater

calsi finally being called out on his bullshit

viagrandad
viagrandad

What did I miss?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

That last one with the Mythbusters walrus is still me though. I'm not Calsi and you're lumping my post in for shitposting's sake.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Is HOPE full? Coming back and would be looking for a guild

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

see

hairygrape
hairygrape

ratfags in charge of not forcing their fetish on others
leave Rikki alone you lonely virgins

Methshot
Methshot

meeting via the thread isn't adorable as fuck

SniperGod
SniperGod

it's not when it's forced

get some glasses and read my post, dinny

Supergrass
Supergrass

Oh please. Even if you can trick someone into that first date, you can't force someone to like you for years on end.

Lani likes Calsi and Calsi likes Lani, how is this some evil rat conspiracy? Give me a break, anons.

5mileys
5mileys

what is an abusive relationship
Don't be so naive

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Rockin', now I can add "Dinny" to the list of people I've been mistaken for.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

She's a necromancer, user!
I went necro because I like hitting things with fuckhueg swords, and I love light armor, but stopped enjoying mesmer!

w8t4u
w8t4u

Not the worst mistake to deal with. Dinny is really cute, she goes really well with tendies.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

cats
genuine love interest, be it for fluffy cunny or barb lust

rats
sociopathic manipulators only out to get what they want

Bidwell
Bidwell

The only cool hope rats are rikki, ruddo, fluusi and boppsi. The rest of you have brain problems.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Fluusi
"cool"
not just as crazy as the other cancer rats
hi Fluusi

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

don't bring him down with you retards
he's a good man

cum2soon
cum2soon

Don't I know it.

massdebater
massdebater

fuck off Fluusi

Flameblow
Flameblow

what company makes this foods? I need it in my life

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Grass Chicken. The rice burger pictured there is a huge mess to eat, but so good.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Looks great, in an unconventional way. Is he Thief?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Thanks to Comf now not only can I hit things with a fuckoff big sword, I can hit things with a fuckoff big sword made of magical ROCK!

Thanks! <3

idontknow
idontknow

thicccc cats

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

dibs on the fluffy cunny

DeathDog
DeathDog

it looks shit

fitting

w8t4u
w8t4u

Holy shit I need to explore more!
This place is absolutely beautiful!

O-oh..
That's.. fair enough user.. ;-;

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Patch when senpaitachi?

Emberfire
Emberfire

The whole game is beautiful snuffletard

takes2long
takes2long

calsi attempting to manipulate rikki into hanging out with them
failing horribly
lol

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

[&CvAaAAA=] Bloodstone Visage (light)
[&CusaAAA=] Bloodstone Visage (medium)
[&Cu0aAAA=] Bloodstone Visage (heavy)

THE EDGELORDS COMETH

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tfw no femcharr wife

Skullbone
Skullbone

Is the new LS episode coming out today?

WebTool
WebTool

bait

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

yes

Playboyize
Playboyize

How about thiccc femcharr wife.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I wish someone would just _____ on my _____ and throw me ______ the ______ while ______ my _______.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I wish someone would just shit on my shit and throw me shit the shit while shit my shit.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

nobody has to manipulate me to hang out with calsi

Calsi is fun!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

game patches
check pvp
still says Season starts Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

thanks

TechHater
TechHater

Calsi is gross, I'm just glad you won't "fall in loooove" with him just because he shitpost about you two being a cute couple

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

ratfags in charge of respecting boundaries

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Please don't use me as an excuse to bully

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

its not an excuse

calsi pretty much deserves to die

whereismyname
whereismyname

no peachy
Peachy is the coolest rat in HOPE and no one can prove me wrong

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

no one can prove me wrong
you cant prove facts wrong, user

Techpill
Techpill

this game is hard and i struggle with all of its challenge

Emberfire
Emberfire

kappas are "trash rats"
Opinion discarded.

Inmate
Inmate

having trash rats folder
calsi discarded

RumChicken
RumChicken

how

SniperWish
SniperWish

fashion is hard

Methnerd
Methnerd

fashion is hard
sure is if you're comfyautist

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

what is sarcasm

gw2 is so casual it hurts, absolutely no punishment for dying, armor repairs is not even a slap on the wrist because you can just another armor ob

gw1 conpared to it is nightmare mode, wiping in open world caused stacking death penalties to your health until you capped at 60%, if you wiped on a mission you restart the entire thing from the start, if your monk/rit was dead and no one had hard rez you were done

on top of all that you still had a hard mode to do, not only was there tp back to town at 60% dp but mobs were tougher, had more skills, and had more advanced manuevers and techniques to deal with you

gw2 was a mistake

likme
likme

he tries to show sarcasm through text
ok retard

Methnerd
Methnerd

I dare some bloodstone cowards to get up in my face

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I'm dense as fuck, and I got it.

Booteefool
Booteefool

gw2 is so casual it hurts
It being casual isnt the problem. It's the fact that it has zero idea what the fuck it wants to be. If it was ACTUALLY casual, there wouldn't be all this needless fucking grind to appeal to raiding autists who have ruined all other mmos.

What it currently is, a giant fucking mismanagement mess. A story a toddler would scoff at, an extremely small wardrobe, mechanics that a vegetable could master in a day, needless grinds that provide nothing but more shitty skins (oh but only a select few skins, we can't be adding too many skins to overwhelm the player), huge droughts in content, adding in subclasses in the worst possible way in mmo history, and STILL NO CANTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I literally have no idea wtf arenanet is going to do after gw2 finally dies. Not that they have to I guess, pet rock sales are huge.

TreeEater
TreeEater

an extremely small wardrobe
wat

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

have you actually looked @ the wardrobe
like actually looked at what is available?
There are probably ~10 sets for each armor weight that actually look different from one another in any substantial way.

Outfits are cancer and should have never been a thing though, yet another example of anet's retarded management

Nojokur
Nojokur

lol I think you're just stupid

cum2soon
cum2soon

all this shitposting about calsi
fluusi started playing again
wonder who is behind this

Playboyize
Playboyize

post fluffy cunnies

MPmaster
MPmaster

zero idea what it wants to be
This game has been a fucking disaster since 2010.

Bidwell
Bidwell

welp, this patch kickstarted the next phase of the bloodstone bullshit with new legendary spawns happening all over the place

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

post huggable rats
rats that would be an actual satisfying armful

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

thread is little more than namedropping every other post
This is literally worse than e-sports threads. You aren't even discussing people with relevance and impact to the game, just drama between your friends in your small little world like you're all in a high school lunchroom or something.
No one fucking cares, and if you do...get yourself a hobby because there's more to life and enjoying games.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

shut the fuck up papillion

you always think you are better than everyone else just because you talk down to them, when you play the same shitpost game

literally get over yourself

w8t4u
w8t4u

as if you are any better lmao

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Post your opinions on this exciting new season of esports!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

says we should stay away from drama
loved to stir drama before he took his small break from gw2

o k

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

My shitposting is done for the sole intent of making people laugh and/or disgusted.

I literally never get involved with interpersonal nonsense.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

is it the same as last season and the seasons before that? Probably.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

They reverting the matchmaking system back to season 1. It should be matching you with people in your pip range rather than MMR I think.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

what board is this from ?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Eh. I'd like my rat to be more than just ears.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

ok :(

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Filename.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Thats lewd.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

holy shit I'm an idiot, thanks senpai

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Okay the plushy has a little bit of autism but.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I want that
Are you going to put it next to certain other GW2 plushes

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

tfw no femcharr plushie

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

tfw no femcharr plushie cunny

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

By word in the streets, it seems she has plenty of company at any rate. I wouldn't be concerned if but a lone potential pair of arms turns her down.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

this is a bullshit post, ignore it

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

tfw my graphics card is really good but isn't very compatible with GW2 for some reason. So my screen will randomly crash and I have to restart my computer.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

well now I'm not gonna ignore it cause fuck you
h

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

k

StonedTime
StonedTime

keep posting this i love it unironically

TechHater
TechHater

have you tried turning it off and on again
have you tried updating drivers
have you tried telling these rat/cat fuckers in this thread to kill themselves?

start there

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I've tried everything possible. Still fucked. And I'll kill the human and plant fuckers instead

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

might be you cpu, this game doesnt use much graphics cards

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

according to google, it was my graphics card. But I'll look into that aswell

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

tfw can't afford HoT

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

stay strong knightfu, there's still plenty of Tyria out there for you to protect

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

L O P P S I

Supergrass
Supergrass

Loppsi has been Korrupted
noo..........

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

and soon they all will be

SniperWish
SniperWish

yes
YES

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

not worth it anyways desu

DeathDog
DeathDog

I'm targeting the babyfaces first

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I found some mice

5mileys
5mileys

morecats

FastChef
FastChef

Anyone wanna talk about the patch, or the new-ish zone? Instead of just posting tumblr art and DR images?

iluvmen
iluvmen

i deleted my cat in favor of an amazonian goddess but then i deleted her too and now i just have an empty slot

i can never quench my fetishes

i dont have hot so sorry friend

TechHater
TechHater

Two down, three to go
Try making a salad or rat next

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

new patch
"Wow, it's actually nothing"
new zone
see above

viagrandad
viagrandad

leave john cena out of this

Nojokur
Nojokur

The new zone is cool, though! You can get HoT stat trinkets just by playing it instead of having to raid.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I already have a male rat and a male salad I really don't want more. I have zero cats or large humans though

Illusionz
Illusionz

he's on the list

cum2soon
cum2soon

Make a short thick/fat "large" human
Lots of hair but a pretty face

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

really? as someone who is shit at this game but also wants the good meme stats for wvw this makes me want to play

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Yeah! Commander, Viper, Trailblazer, Marauder, whatever, just farm the zone for blood rubies and you're set. Rikki told me about it earlier this week.

Emberfire
Emberfire

r8 so far? too severe right?
I've also made a male counterpart design but not a huge fan of the male norn hairstyles or how the beards always look like completely different textures

w8t4u
w8t4u

Her head looks too boxy, mainly because of the hair, wide set eyes and jaw structure. Needs a little slider love.

Nojokur
Nojokur

So what are some of the best classes for PvE AND PvP?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Warrior in both
Revenant in both
Mesmer in both if you like doing no damage

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Oh, forgot to mention Druid, they're support in both but very necessary

Ele is PvE WvW DPS but is falling out in PvP

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Okay, I just hit 80 with my Ranger, so I just wanted to make sure I made a pick that had versatility

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I want a thick hugrat

Snarelure
Snarelure

you don't deserve a thicc huggsura

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

What if I am the thicksura?

Illusionz
Illusionz

then you should consider a cute noodlesura to smother with love instead c: !

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What if two thicksuras want to smother and be smothered by each other at the same time?

askme
askme

tfw anet ruined your only healskill worth a shit

I'm fukin mad m8

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

that unfortunate arm clipping
I can't take your FHD seriously m8

RumChicken
RumChicken

namedrop all trashrats

takes2long
takes2long

one person's trashrat is another person's best rat waifu.

t. geochemist "vomitrat" calsi

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm fucking pissed at the Wash the Pain away nerf. Now ele can't survive for shit. Honestly, what I wish they'd done is only nerf the heal to allies while keeping the personal heal the same.

massdebater
massdebater

Pretty much, but I wouldn't want them to sacrifice healer Ele for it, since it's already hit by the recharge nerf. and wasn't the best to begin with.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

bump.

eGremlin
eGremlin

how ded is this game?

join a map and ask for invite and i get "nobody invites just run around looking for events"

nigga if i wanted to play alone i wouldn't play an mmo

Flameblow
Flameblow

You fell for the "WE ARE Z BEST MMO COMMUNTIY!" bait, didn't you?

SniperWish
SniperWish

1 hour per post dead

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

nah i just logged into the game after seeing I get a free 80 boost

nobody talks ever fuck this gay earth

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

nobody talked when the game was partially alive, what makes you think they'll talk now that it's dead?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Why is leveling so god damn grueling? Its literally a single player game 1-80. Tengu maps better have some map wide meta bullshit going on, these hearts are terrible excuse for content.

Besides from missing out on all that unobtainable leather is there any reason at all to not just tome myself to max?

likme
likme

at least people used to spam guild recruitment, I'd join the first one i see just to have some people to talk to

Soft_member
Soft_member

There's either the Veeky Forums guilds in the OP or you can ask for a guild in a major city in mapchat, I'd recommend Lion's Arch, and you can find yourself in a "mega guild", that's where people post guild recruitment.

Supergrass
Supergrass

page 10

Firespawn
Firespawn

What do people think of this build? I just threw it together now. Auto attack on the heavy golems hits for on average around 2k. If I switched to zerker ammy the average hit goes up to 3k - 3.5k but the healthpool drops from almost 30k to 15k.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Hammer is a meme weapon, Scholar is a meme rune, Barbarian is DEFINITELY a meme amulet, and no idea why you are using Force and Accuracy.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Or there's this stat setup. Less healthpool but more ferocity and almost perfect 100 percent crit chance.

Can someone translate this person?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'm saying your build is shit because you're picking non-meta setups that won't stand up to the cutting edge of on-point pressure and survivability. Hammer doesn't work on point and Marauder will crumple to the burst classes.

TreeEater
TreeEater

/)THICK(\

Emberburn
Emberburn

Comfy quit pretending like you know how to make a build and just copy the meta one.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

s/s antics is fun if you can land it, but shield has good basic utility.

I personally prefer demo to Marauder. Vit is better for 1v1 me feggit but the toughness i find is better when fighting more than 1 person.

I also personally prefer staff over hammer for the 3&5 with sigil of leeching/hydro or blood. It allows for enough survivability when i need it then drop into shiro/sword for big dick damage

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Marauders with runes of rage + sigil of force/accuracy seems pretty cool. I think I'll work on this and see how it goes in wvw.

Are you guys talking about the points capping minigame? I don't care for whatever is meta there or shit like that. I'm here in the mists testing potential builds for pve and wvw fun.

I like big dick damage. I don't like running around the same tiny little dick maps sitting on the same shitty little points and circlejerking over it.

What you've said about vit being better for 1v1 me feggit is true in wvw as most 1v1 roamers are just condi cancer faggots. I don't care about toughness as most people in wvw run tanky and I prefer to be the nuke.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Filtered

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

big dick damage
literally goes limp when a roaming femsura daredevil touches it

okay rexxie
but don't complain when your build fails you

askme
askme

Your build is plain shit for any type of player vs player content. You can zerg doors down with hammer I guess, but you won't be winning 1v1s against opponents with half a brain.

TechHater
TechHater

rexxie has a femsura?! what is this?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Awesome :)

nah that's a msura, just with the unisex hairstyle, or at least I think it's unisex.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Nah, that's the unisex hairstyle I use on my thick, rough, sweltering femrat.

eGremlin
eGremlin

lols

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

nd I prefer to be the nuke.
Yah demo lets u do that, just switches vit for toughness.

But why you trying to wvw in the spvp mists?

w8t4u
w8t4u

I was just checking out stat combinations - that's what heart of the mists is useful for. I prefer vit over toughness in wvw to survive condi nukes from aids roamers. I prefer to use evasions/blinds and other shit to mitigate incoming physical damage.

Snarelure
Snarelure

More pretty pictures!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

pretending like you know how to pvp
What server are you on? I want to kill you in WvW.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

He's on Tarnished Coast.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Very nice :D

There's always one manlet that get's frustrated and needs to vent their virgin rage. Come find me in wvw and we'll see how you go.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Glistening bulksuras imposing on passersby with their post-workout body heat

FastChef
FastChef

I prefer to use evasions/blinds and other shit to mitigate incoming physical damage.
using hammer over staff

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Staff is for pussies.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Pumped bulksura shaking her unbraided, sweat-soaked mop of hair onto her spotter after a killer set

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

And hammer is for le ebin door memers

happy_sad
happy_sad

good weapons are for losers
Why are you such a scrub? lol.

massdebater
massdebater

I was just checking out stat combinations
Why did you ask for a spvp stat rate? Did they ad barbarian to nonspvp? Cus i would like.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Do you die when people CoR thru the gate?
Where else do you go to test out potential builds in game?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Why are you asking for a spvp exlusive stat rating for your "wvw" build then get confused when i mention spvp stuff?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I was looking at stat builds - I don't care for spvp so if I anet have put in an amulet in spvp but haven't got the same stat set in the rest of the game, I'm not going to know that.

hairygrape
hairygrape

so if I anet have
kek

It's ok rexxie, we know there's a lot you don't know.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

epic, I made a typo whilst being in wvw.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

wvwers in charge of not being the worst players

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

so if I anet have put

youtube.com/watch?v=ZoexRVMxcbA

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

new mask isn't bad, fun little bit of hunting.

Downside being the sounds that will drive you to insanity, and that it has the same issues the dark asuran and inquest weapons have, that you can see the effects through the body.

upside is that everyone is getting bloodstone fever

WebTool
WebTool

yeah i noticed the effects going thru the body too, kinda weird.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

this fucking meta
the amount of fucking damage flying around
i sware

cum2soon
cum2soon

akt with wisdom

RumChicken
RumChicken

post fhds doing lewd things

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

"ok now use your warhorn to make it look like your blowing me, im going to upload it to Veeky Forums xD"

Spamalot
Spamalot

fuck off dylan

idontknow
idontknow

Post mhumans being cucked by the superior race

Nojokur
Nojokur

kittdai?

FastChef
FastChef

cuckold erp

hairygrape
hairygrape

Fucking lel I remember this

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

dylan killed kittdai apparently

Spamalot
Spamalot

I joined HOPE, I'm gonna be great, let me tell you

Bidwell
Bidwell

trapchar on human

but why

can humans even tell the difference between mcharr and femcharr

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

are you a cute comfy little girl irl?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Details, please

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

whats funny is a lot of human rpers call my charr a boy anyway

but I just play on trapcharr in general, I've always roleplayed 'her' as sub to mcharr and dom to fhds

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

it was on the news, something about the meeting up and he killed her in a rage.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

it's so sad too, because his options are either stay with kittdai and be alienated from everyone else or if he ever finds out she's lying to him he can't come back here because everyone told him that her being a liar wasn't a meme

massdebater
massdebater

We're going to make you a terrible human being desu. You'll be shitposting by the end of the day

Booteefool
Booteefool

necro is op
playing necro takes skill, you have to manage your own toon, cooldowns, and 4 opponents

Flameblow
Flameblow

I've returned playing for 3 weeks now, after I bought HoT 50%OFF, but i'm just logging in, doing daily for the 2g and logging out.

I've played for a somewhat long time, have 2 full ascended geared chars and shit. My favorite activity was dungeoning, but right now the rewards suck so I'm not doing it anymore.
Fractals were too fucking long and boring when I quit. I heard they got more bearable and better rewarding right now.
Never played raids, and won't be getting into it - or fracs - for quite some time, because I don't have any elite specs and metabattle says I have to.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO IN THIS GAME?

Silverwastes is deserted, the HoT maps are mostly deserted as well. I was so fucking bored i just finished the abysmal story mode this game have on my main.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO IN THIS GAME?
ERP with cute rats.

girlDog
girlDog

It is also really sad because he was such a nice guy. He used to help out with guild missions all the time. I had a crush on him. No he's gone.

idontknow
idontknow

But I'm a casul female human, 8 out of my 10 toons are.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

post your cute toons, user

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Dungeons are actually decent gold if you clear unique paths (assuming you have a group). You can always run around Bloodstone Fen and you should really try new fractals because they are very rewarding.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

post your fhds

happy_sad
happy_sad

I hear you, however this does not inhibit you from ERPing with cute rats.

TechHater
TechHater

They're as generic as generic can be.
My main is a gorgeous warrior male human though, the phoenix set chick is my main alt (whatever the fuck that means), she's a mesmer and is my very first character. The Ibuki wannabe is a thief that I played PvP only and some caduceus runs.
The rest of the chicks don't have proper clothing, I'm planning to get T3 cultural heavy armor for my qt guardian and to up my generic fashion game.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

whisper me jeff vann right now

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

pls post fhds

SniperGod
SniperGod

Nnfh
Jeff is going to tear those both up if you aren't careful

farquit
farquit

do the fucking Veeky Forums guilds do wvw on their servers? also transferring into these servers is a fucking cunt mate.

cum2soon
cum2soon

No.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

They seem very qt user. And it seems like you're havin fun with the fashion wars 2, which is gud :)

DeathDog
DeathDog

Fashion wars 2 is the only war I know of, bro. Almost all my money is spent on cosmetics

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

F H D

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Why do human players consistently have the worst taste in fashion?

girlDog
girlDog

Me too.
I'm working on a new character at the moment, it's a great feeling. I love being creative in my vidya.

:)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

pls post your fashionable toons, I wanna get some inspiration.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Because only the proudest of papas look at chaos gloves, arah armor, and bunny ears and think "wow those look so hot all together"

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Just post your fucking fashionable toons rather than being negative and boring you stupid cunts. Hurry the fuck up! x)

Methnerd
Methnerd

Here's my best toon. He's pretty epic

idontknow
idontknow

Rexxie, your Norn looks like a fucking gay parade Witcher parrot, why would we want to post our characters for you of all to critique?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Okay. I can read your opinion and accept it - the fact is my Norn has had more people come up to me and say positive things than anyone anons here have said negative, and nobody in game has said anything negative. So overall, on paper, I'd say my design for him is pretty good. Not that it matters to me what others think - as it's my character, and built for my own tastes. Now post yours you wimpy faggot.

iluvmen
iluvmen

the fact is, more people have said positive things to me about my norn in comparison to the usual negative shit that people say here - and for what it's worth, nobody in game (i.e. not anonymous) has said anything negative*

TreeEater
TreeEater

corrupt boon, epidemic, run away
skill

whereismyname
whereismyname

Now post yours you wimpy faggot.
In one ear and out the other with this guy, honestly.

Read this again and take every word to heart this time around, okay?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

built to appease the average gw2 player
implying gw2 isn't a hugbox of the highest order and that concrete criticism is a concept that exists within the average player's mind
M8 your pride is unfounded and your goals are permanently fucked. Not even that guy you're replying to.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Do you think Anet will ever play up the inter-racial conflict again in the way that the Ascalonian zones did? I mean, the white mantle are technically human, but bloodstone fen is just more killing corrupted dudes. I miss killing dudes that weren't corrupted, they were just assholes.

SniperWish
SniperWish

this is truly e p i c my Veeky Forums /b/ros. Just post your toons you little fags.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I don't know which I like better, 15 minutes of content every 2 weeks or 30 minutes of content every 2 months.

Firespawn
Firespawn

The one that is mathematically a longer amount of content.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I personally think fornightly is better. A world that feels alive is important - a calendar of yearly events is really nice too. WoW had neat things like little festivals all throughout the year and it was very cool.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Gkick Lusster.

takes2long
takes2long

Gkick Calsi, Florburz and Lusster.
and Oothier.

then make Jzaku the guild leader.

Emberburn
Emberburn

playing necro takes skill
found the redditor

Flameblow
Flameblow

do something else with your life.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Why did you only quote that one?
Do you support kicking Calsi, Florburz and Oothier, and promoting Jzaku?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Speak for yourself lol.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Lusster to officer when?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Jzaku would re-invite florburz. Mcharr look out for eachother.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Where is Riathen?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

couldn't be fucked linking the other shitpost.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Who the fuck is Lusster???

King_Martha
King_Martha

Guys, I know it's just a meme but I have never once seen Lusster in-game and I could really use some photographic depictions of him? Can someone hook me up?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Add her as a friend and whisper her in-game pussy.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I'm already tucked in bed and extra comfy, can't you just upload an image?

Sent from my iPhone

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Describe Lusster in 3 words!

idontknow
idontknow

Loose and Thirsty

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Lusster and Oothier are two different people!! They're nothing alike!

JunkTop
JunkTop

fuck off fluusi

likme
likme

their names look awfully similar though.
oothier
lussthier
lusster

w8t4u
w8t4u

Everyone is lussty for lusster tonight!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Who is Luster Soldier?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

The luckiest raider in HOPE

farquit
farquit

Why is rexxie so mean to florburz?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I'm not.

happy_sad
happy_sad

It's just bants mate!!
But seriously florburz the faggot is a wanker :x

takes2long
takes2long

Why is dros so nice to everyone?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Why is user so mean to dros?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Florburz is his triggerword

likme
likme

make a new character to be my comfy pve main
boost + tome it to lvl 50
open the stacks of champ bags and boxes from my bank

this is a good feel, like spring cleaning except I'm also making money.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Is Florburz a top or a bottom?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

behind

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How about Lusster?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

can youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu shut the FUGG up!

Supergrass
Supergrass

As in he takes it from behind?
Who? We're talking about real memes here like FLORBURZ.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

shut UP!

Soft_member
Soft_member

take notes

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I hate florburz and his stupid musky face

massdebater
massdebater

Real meme hours

Inmate
Inmate

lusster is a gkick_

Supergrass
Supergrass

see! You've summoned him! WHY

these d*rns memers memeing when I'm enjoying my spring cleaning...

why you little...

Bidwell
Bidwell

NO

SHE IS A PURE FEMSURA

STOP

Flameblow
Flameblow

Florburz pick your favorite florburz, take his armor off and post him. I need it for reasons.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I love all my cats equally. I'll give you my rev right now because I probably won't be on for naked gmissions this weekend.

takes2long
takes2long

why is rexxie so lewd to everyone?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Grrr....

Booteefool
Booteefool

Thank you. Much appreciated.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Lusster is better than Florburz.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You're not a mcharr so no, get fucked thanks.

5mileys
5mileys

forty-five kilos

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

hmm? 45 kilos of 'bristling etc etc etc'? Why aren't you in game having fun with us, user?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Someone give me norn twinks

idontknow
idontknow

thicksura face sitting

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

nice

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

They say talking to yourself is the first sign of madness.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

omg...

likme
likme

playing Guild Wars 2 for the first time
want to make a dual wielding cowboy, what should I go for? is it dual wielding useful?

takes2long
takes2long

the only dual pistol class we have is thief, it's okay, it used to be better (coz bullets would ricochet and hit up to 3 or 5 enemies) but it's still fun!

idontknow
idontknow

Thief or Engineer, they're the only classes that can actually use two pistols. P/P on thief is fun but inferior to almost any other option except shortbow. Engi makes use of P/P in DoT based builds but their P/P doesn't really feel gunslinger-y, it's more gadget specialty ammunition bullshit like glue rounds and gouts of fire.

So play a thief, have fun, but know you're going to have to put the guns away for Fractals or Raids.

SniperGod
SniperGod

holy shit i completely forgot about engie... YEah, their offhand pistol is more like a lil flamethrower or goo cannon.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

neat picture btw

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

on character select for Thief, I have Anonymity but it gives you a dumb mask, I can switch it out for a hat right?

w8t4u
w8t4u

yes you can change it to whatever other medium armour head slot item you want later on in game and shit like that

SniperGod
SniperGod

Comfy places!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

starting, anything else I should know before I finish the tutorial?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

you can choose from three different head slot items in the tutorial, so make sure you choose the one you like the most. Um, apart from that, you're all good to go. Sorry about the late reply I had some lag/internet issues.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i really like this! Where abouts in Tyria is it Snufflefu?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What does rat meat taste like?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I know isn't it comfy?
It's Diedre's Steps in Mount Maelstrom, I never even knew the place existed when I tabbed back in after taking a screenie some random place on the map and there was an even for killing some random thing and a portal appears afterwards and takes you there!
It's beautiful!

That's so adorable!
I-I don't think asura have boobs tho..

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

That's one of those neat events in gw2, I like 'em a lot. I'll have to visit there sometime :D It looks really nice.

Flameblow
Flameblow

If GW2 wasn't so reliant on tab targeting, we might see more viable and fair dual pistol options. So many ranged weapons are so basic bitch tier that they're either outright worthless or entirely overpowered (but tolerated anyway). Players need a way to actually miss targets. Having bullets and arrows fly un-dodge-ably fast or bend and snap through the air toward targets just fucks with balance too much. It's also boring as fuck.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I haven't played in a long time, have they fixed the following yet?

WvW optimization issues
Game phasing out characters in a social area when there're too many
Crit stacking on every class
T0 Mesmer

Snarelure
Snarelure

WvW optimization issues
No. Your frames will still tank in blobs and network lag is still very much a thing in massive fights,
Game phasing out characters in a social area when there're too many
I assume you mean mega servers. No they still exist.
Crit stacking on every class
Nope. Everything aims for 100% crit rate in PvE still.
T0 Mesmer
Not sure what that is.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Wub has never gotten that much support. Culling is fixed and it runs alright, though.
Player phasing should be fixed. I haven't seen that mentioned as a problem in an age.
Gear stats are fucked. No caps, no sensible build-up or balance to skills, just button mash rotations for free damage and no way to really punish anything aside from being instantly invulnerable for prolonged periods of time (which everyone does now anyway by the way).
I don't know what you mean by that. Mesmer is basically a boon bot and a braindead condi spammer now, though.

girlDog
girlDog

no
no
no
yes

viagrandad
viagrandad

megaservers
Oh, that's what they meant. Yeah, they still fuck things up a plenty. You need to party up if you want to stick with buddies or be in a particular instance/shard. RP'ers constantly have to taxi people to populated map instances, because just porting into a zone will almost always guarantee you a different version of said zone than the one you actually want. Same happens in PvE farms.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

goo cannon

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

That rarely happens unless some meta event is going on and maps are full. The server always prioritizes your friends and guild.

Playboyize
Playboyize

user....

woah, she looks like she's thinking of a comfy bed and a good night's sleep!

DeathDog
DeathDog

Guys, how can I link my GW and GW2 accounts?
It says I need to click on "Link Account" in the Anet account management page, but there's no such option available

massdebater
massdebater

user pls don't post sad cats :C...
The answer to your question is, sign into your game account on the website, go to the 'game content' tab and then scroll down. c:

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I would roleplay with her, user.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Reminder ERP isn't roleplay you sad piece of shit

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

FICKI FICKI WHERE DA ARYAN FHD AT

farquit
farquit

why are fhds so lewd?

Methshot
Methshot

are you a lewd fhd, user?

TechHater
TechHater

I'm a lewd floozie

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

thank you user

okay bye

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

on TC?

w8t4u
w8t4u

ASURAPHILES NEED TO HANG

Illusionz
Illusionz

erotic roleplay isn't roleplay

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Wow, miki, I barely recognized you since you aren't choking on barbed dick

cum2soon
cum2soon

Dude, I don't do anything lewd. I just think Femsura are cute and fun to be around.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I got the game on release but it used to crash on my pc and I stopped playing. Is there a way to retrieve your account? I dont remember the email address but i still have the original serial code and receipt

girlDog
girlDog

you'd have to find the original email account i'm pretty certain, user. good luck my friend

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

bump
surprising how quiet it is when the shitposters are in bed, I guess many of them are NA

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

but ur posting right now user

Techpill
Techpill

tfw no florburz x vae thread couple

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I had my accounts linked but they unlinked it so im not gonna bother
fuckin idiots

girlDog
girlDog

tfw shitpost during NA times
NA gets blamed for it

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Anyone else started to see weird apparitions around Tyria?

Soft_member
Soft_member

should I look for a shoulder piece
y/n?

MPmaster
MPmaster

I like how she looks, it couldn't hurt to look for an interesting shoulder piece and see if you like it, user.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Thanks. I'll be on the prowl for a shoulder piece then. Could help make the shield look less floaty.

FastChef
FastChef

T-that's not what I meant.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Bought the game on launch and hated it as a thief with dual pistols. Reinstalling because it's lasted the test of time in this era where if an MMO isn't dead within a year of release it must be doing something right. So I'm intrigued. I'm also a lot more busy in my personal life and want to play a MMO casually. ESO isn't really for me and I won't touch WoW or RuneScape. So I'm trying this game again and will be opened to trying out the heart of thrones expansion if the game can light a fire in me to want to play. It's installing now.

As a new player is there anything I should know? What classes to avoid making so I don't hate the game instantly?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What classes to avoid making so I don't hate the game instantly?
I guess mesmer, but even that is a lot of fun once past the levelling stage.

The most important things are: play what you want, how you like. Don't let other shitters get in the way of that. The only places where you need to be actually refined are in speedrunning fractals/raids, and you'll probably want to know more about how builds work before getting wrecked in pvp. These things are in end game effectively though so there's no need to worry.

You'll have to throw out a lot of your MMO misconceptions when playing GW2. Like, don't be in such a rush to skip the levelling phase of your character. It's an amazing way to get to know your skills, how they work, what traits are available, etc.
Second, read all of the things pertaining to skills/traits. Actually understand what it's saying when a skill says something like "combo field: water", and how that might mix with other combo fields.
Third, take your time with everything.
Fourth, when the time comes, learn to use the LFG tool, keeping an eye out for "newb friendly" groups to help you understand things and go slower.

cum2soon
cum2soon

hush miki, now close your eyes and spread your legs

Techpill
Techpill

no

5mileys
5mileys

They're fighting again...

SniperGod
SniperGod

avoid thieves, worst mains

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

ele mains are the most entitled cunts ever tho

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

word i am

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Florburz is a girl irl

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm on something like a 10 game winning streak with thief. I don't get it. How can anet let this class be so easy, and so good? I don't even require thought, I just dodge, turn invisible, and then stab someone with my autoattack for 8k damage. That's more damage than I ever did in one go as a Mesmer, for a third of the effort.

And then I do it again because LOLNOCOOLDOWNS.

Why should I even play another class?

idontknow
idontknow

We can use more cats.

Bidwell
Bidwell

No condi cleanse, no answer when fighting heavy armor classes that can punish you or go immune.

likme
likme

ok but only tempered with best race

takes2long
takes2long

Condi cleans hasn't been too big of an issue. Either I'm cleansing on dodges, or I'm killing people too fast for them to apply relevant cleanses.

Admittedly, I haven't fought a good mesmer yet, and I think they could pose problems. With heavy armor classes, if they use a defensive skill, I just back off and come back in after its over.

Dragonhunters annoy me though, because I don't always get out of their traps fast enough.

Regardless, it still feels like every matchup requires a huge fuckup on my part to lose.

cum2soon
cum2soon

The real pros don't even need hands to hold their weapons

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Thief is a pretty strong class in the hands of anyone who knows when to back off and come back, I think Anet lets it be as it is because the devs are retarded and have no idea how to play things as braindead as warrior, let alone thieves, which aren't that much more complicated but die instantly if you do something stupid like steal into a nest of traps.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I wish they'd let mesmers go nuts like they do theives. Mesmers are in a good spot right now power wise, but they just feel so much clunkier to play.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

such a nice girl, too bad her cunt is forever ruined

I hate cats

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw people still play this dead game instead of something better
self harm is a mental illness

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

did cats cuck you user?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I've been playing this game for over 3 years, and I never once thought there would be a thread for it here

I'm not sure what to think about this

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

t. Angry white mantle man

Playboyize
Playboyize

velvety cunny

StonedTime
StonedTime

Lusster

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Hello yes how can i get the Hoelbrak Mountain Pack thanks in advance

TechHater
TechHater

i WILL steal lusster away from everyone

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I_can_be_your_devil_or_angle.jpg

5mileys
5mileys

What mmo is better user?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Soon it will be the weekend, and I can bring my 40 kilos of rat to bear. Or I might just continue leveling the norness.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

you already know senpai, runescape

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I wanna join the server Tarnished Coast, but it's full ;(

viagrandad
viagrandad

Ping 0 (Avg. 0)

What did the settings window mean by this?

5mileys
5mileys

erping at the bottom of rata sum
for what purpose

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Server choice only affects who you play with in WvW. The game uses megaservers so people from different servers can still PvE and PvP with eachother. WvW is the only game mode where servers are divided against eachother.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I tried that in middle school. It was surprisingly addictive leveling my mining.

But now that I've grown older, I like to have more complicated repetitive tasks, like endless grinding of sPvP!

WebTool
WebTool

It's just a bug, happens to me occasionally

Soft_member
Soft_member

How the fuck does levvi's device work? I click on it and there's just two red dots appearing instead of it telling me which map to go to, what the fuck

eGremlin
eGremlin

You have to look quickly but there are mini models of the the specific monsters under those red dots.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Wats the respawn timer for each of these legendary crazed creatures

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Check the dulfy for all the info

Moa/Devourer (1hr)–> Arctodus/Shark (1hr)–> Wyvern (30 min) –> Break (30 min)

girlDog
girlDog

it's kind of sad SSC is as abandoned as it is right now

whereismyname
whereismyname

only noobs look down there

Inmate
Inmate

bump

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

im everywhere

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

im logging in and coming there right now

Emberfire
Emberfire

Fuckkk why won't this ardoctus asshole spawn the timer's been up for 10 mins now

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

simultaneously i'm nowhere

Lunatick
Lunatick

What zone is this in? Can you go inside the little huts?

MPmaster
MPmaster

<nobodies down here and I'm all

alone

Flameblow
Flameblow

welcome to the cuck hole, population: (You)

Evilember
Evilember

No they're just for design, and that was taken in Mount Maelstrom, close to the Avernan Waypoint

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

big blue rat

FastChef
FastChef

Why don't you hang out with bluesura much?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Big E is too thick to be korrupted.

Booteefool
Booteefool

todays the day i finish personal story
swear on me mum

FastChef
FastChef

Wanna... Do It together?

King_Martha
King_Martha

But I wanna be in the server that all you guys are in plus I wanna WvW with HOPE ;(

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

happy_sad
happy_sad

Yeah there are people in HOPE who have been trying to get into TC too. You can try checking at off peak hours too.

Snarelure
Snarelure

fuck
kill
marry

StonedTime
StonedTime

i will always love this

FastChef
FastChef

HOPE doesn't wub

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

we wub now

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I think you're lying
Namedrop wubbers that aren't Mexay or Rexxie

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

The legendary Florburz and his faithful salad companion Corrupt.

WebTool
WebTool

Think to join hope rides alone and then think not to but you are always welcome to join. Welcome to HOPE, you are already accepted.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Florburz
legendary
You're going to trigger someone by combining words like that

whereismyname
whereismyname

When do you think Tarnished Coast will have an open spot?

Techpill
Techpill

It took my wife seven months to get in. Your best bet is praying or socially engineering one of Anet's customer support GMs.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

tfw people dont know who the strongest person in HOPE is

SniperGod
SniperGod

Is there a way to refresh the servers list? Would I have to log out and in over and over again hoping that some user leaves the server?

likme
likme

socially engineering one of Anet's customer support GMs
on it

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Is it Corrupt?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

try to get an invite for shits and giggles
literally nobody from any list is online
heh

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

oh wow, free bait

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

probably because they have lives other than most of you here

Bidwell
Bidwell

It's because they're all dead or literally perma banned

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

the dead guilds you post are bait
I agree

yea its totally not

keep being literally retarded

JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw pvp season is back so dorf posters are on the rise

great

likme
likme

tfw 4-5min queues for Emerald tier games
Looks like PvP is dead again

RumChicken
RumChicken

Emerald
Thats why

takes2long
takes2long

When should I take the dip into crafting Ascended HoT armor for WvW? I already have Medium Marauder's, Medium Viper's and Heavy Berserker's, but I want to try out either Carrion, Dire or Trailblazer for Mace Warrior in WvW roaming now that Rifle/GS Gun Flame is dead.

Should I just stick with Exotic Carrion for a few days to see how I like it?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

bait

didn't include FUN or USA, since I don't like talking to furry faggots who should have offed themselves long ago, and I'm not going to join a guild based around that

Techpill
Techpill

10/10 and saved for future use

Skullbone
Skullbone

lmfao there are people who actually get banned from this game

massdebater
massdebater

I have an open slot so I might

Playboyize
Playboyize

shut the fuck up faggot

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

did i hit a tender spot little bitch?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

The most important ascended pieces for a build are trinkets; you can do just fine with exotic armor and weps as long as you have the trinkets

Honestly, just go full dire with giver weapons, +20% condi dura food, and toxic focusing crystal. It totals to +50% condi duration without any stat investment in expertise

takes2long
takes2long

no, I just wanted you to reply to show you were still browsing this thread like a retard lmao

thanks for the reply faggot, you are so fucking stupid llmfao

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

dont be mad, i know youre here all day. no job or family or friends

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

cant tell emotions
man I'm sorry for making fun of you, it must be really hard having to deal with aspergers everyday

Spamalot
Spamalot

I'd think there would actually be people queuing at a low rank.

RavySnake
RavySnake

getting mad on Veeky Forums
ha ha ha

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

reignofpain still lurks here

now THIS is pathetic

Techpill
Techpill

Everyone fuck off NOW

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

oh wow user's right, you do have aspergers

don't take everything here so seriously, I know you are just going to reply

"HAHA so MAD"

but that just makes you look like an immature little bitch lol

King_Martha
King_Martha

umadbro?

Supergrass
Supergrass

fuck off reign

TreeEater
TreeEater

this brings me back to 2005

Techpill
Techpill

I want to smooch evil Calsi........

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Is the new male charr voice any good?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

shut the fuck up faggot

Emberfire
Emberfire

people are online 24/7
not everyone is as pathetic as faeeq

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

implying its hard to invite me when you log in and check your mail
its been months and I haven't gotten a reply from the 3 people that would be able to invite, I don't think any of these people play or they don't run the guilds anymore considering 3/6 people in that picture are banned

King_Martha
King_Martha

Shit, playing thief so much is making me worse at mesmer. I don't want that, everything is better when it's purple.

Why can't anet throw my favorite class some quality of life buffs?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Whats a FHD, /gw2g/?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Fluffy Horned Daughter

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

female human daughter

fuck off vuncia

Methnerd
Methnerd

in before we all become leyline faggots

RumChicken
RumChicken

I like it. It doesn't sound any better or any worse than the old one. More of a side-grade if anything.
Not me. Everyone knows its fluffy high definition anyway.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

damn it

Firespawn
Firespawn

erp with me

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Vitto Mortemsen, answer me pretty please :3

RumChicken
RumChicken

you can whisper me, I'll hop on

Soft_member
Soft_member

bump

likme
likme

I love the Ascalon maps, the views are so lovely.

cum2soon
cum2soon

new build
HERE COMES THE CLERIC FARM NERF OH SHIT

Bidwell
Bidwell

What was the cleric farm?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

the ride never ends, user

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

lol this kid lurks here all day

SniperWish
SniperWish

heres your reply reign

RavySnake
RavySnake

reign
lmfao

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

he's been whispering me the same stuff for months, so i figured who else

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tfw you remember karma is a "currency" in gw2

is there literally anything you can buy with it

Soft_member
Soft_member

Skins
Berserker Exotics
A couple cheevis

Skullbone
Skullbone

the only use I have ever had with karma was years ago buying gear at the temples in Orr

TechHater
TechHater

one of the hundreds of currencies

Playboyize
Playboyize

what stuff lol?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

not sure whats more pathetic

drosera still playing the game

or

reignofpain logging in to the game he doesnt play to harass drosera for still playing the game

askme
askme

BUG FIXES
Fixed an issue in which Scholar Glenna would not place the final bomb at the end of the Siege the Stronghold encounter.
Fixed a bug in which repair hammers repaired golems the incorrect amount.
Fixed a client crash during the fight against Tazza in Sorrow’s Embrace.
Fixed a bug that caused the Bloodstone Visage to have audio effects.
Current Events: Levvi’s Device has been updated to indicate when a legendary bloodstone-crazed creature has recently been killed in the map.
Snowblind Fractal: Fixed a bug that prevented players from progressing against the Son of Svanir Shaman due to regeneration causing repeated phases of the fight.
LATE UPDATE NOTES
Events
Verdant Brink: Fixed an issue in which the Drop Egg skill, used in the nighttime event “Kill the Wyvern Patriarch,” would strictly require a target when it was intended to be ground-targeted with no other target requirements.
Profession Skills
Revenant
Facets: Fixed a bug that allowed players to consume facets by clicking and holding—or holding down—the associated button for a slot skill.
Thief
Infiltrator’s Strike: Fixed a bug that prevented Infiltrator’s Return from becoming available when the skill was used in midair.
Warrior
Vengeance: Fixed a bug in which this icon would not display in PvP.
Raids
Salvation Pass: Fixed an issue in which Matthias’s blood shards would become destroyed when they hit minions.
Fractals
Snowblind: Fixed an issue with a missing mist geyser.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Kill yourself faggot.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

HOPE gvg when?

MPmaster
MPmaster

you should never ever ask for any gvg related content in gw2
surprisingly a game titled guild wars is actually fucking shit at handling player fights larger than 5v5

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

They already faced that dorf guild last year sometime and got completely destroyed and cried about it for months

King_Martha
King_Martha

tfw can't do shit with all of these because le f2p restrictions

Bidwell
Bidwell

Damn, that is a very nice view
I imagine it's quite comfy there user! <3

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

delphy will never accept your erp

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

can't spend money
im triggered

ascalon holds some fun places

TreeEater
TreeEater

Be me logging into teq
There's yet another shitty tiny patch but i shrug it off
3 mins to go, shit's getting jerky while my toon is just standing there at his usual place with everything rubberbanding all over the place
Look up ping
It's over 8k at this point
Teq spawns, it gets even worse now
Do 20 barrel dodge rolls in a row before i get DC'd without the hitbox even having registered one single hit by my toon

I love this """game""" honestly

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

no one enjoys playing this game honestly
it's basically just like stockholm syndrome at this point

happy_sad
happy_sad

Feel free to message me user! <3
Depends on the time of day tho, I suppose.
Plus I don't think I'm that great at it

WebTool
WebTool

i will make you great at it

RumChicken
RumChicken

thinking the first one is even remotely more pathetic than the second one

girlDog
girlDog

Maybe

likme
likme

it's close to it, there's a ton of invites for people who haven't played in almost a year though. needs to be cleaned out.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

drosera pls take a break

SniperWish
SniperWish

like the game
everytime I get on I just solo a few fractals and log off

Even tried roping some friends back in with no real luck

FastChef
FastChef

want my cock?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

page 10

Skullbone
Skullbone

I don't have a type so I'm fine with any

TreeEater
TreeEater

train can't beat shat
wipe to sw champ

This is not the comfy easy modo zerg MMO I remember.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Whisper him, Drosera Korruptia, when he's on. He is our ERP God, and if you are kind, he will offer salvation, I promise you. He is actually very open about it. Tell him a pious follower sent you if you go through with this, my child. Dros bless.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I really wish that faggot keggin would off himself.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Post some cute, anons.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

The winter outfit is adorable on Asura.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Aw, it really is. Last Wintersday was super nice coz there was always lots of cute femsura around in the winter outfit!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I either play big burly samefaced norns or my Asura

I don't really know how to be cute

w8t4u
w8t4u

what is the easiest/SHORTEST Living World Season 2 chapter to complete because i am 1 Central Tyria point away from pact commander and i don't feel like doing Dive Master or praying for a spoon drop in WvW and Fractals.

...or doing the fractal hero points either. or should i just do one of the fractal hero points, and if so, which one? i haven't done ANY of them because fuck boring endgame PvE.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Well you seem like a cute asura, user :)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

they're all about the same, just buy the last one or one of the last four since they give better trinkets than the first four.

girlDog
girlDog

Who is the cutest femsura?
hardmore, no rikki or drosura

likme
likme

Florburz

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Peachy, then Calsi, then that blue one

WebTool
WebTool

Definitely Florburz

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Chapter 6 is pretty short and gives you a free black lion key

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Lusster

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

The way they made mesmer fucked it forever. If phantasms didn't require targets and attacked from out of the user's body or were manually positioned and repositioned on the field they would be good. If the clone mechanic focused on a mesmer manipulating and swapping positions with a single, durable clone it would be good. The shatter mechanic ruined everything by taking the spotlight instead of being utility skills or something. Mesmer is clunky because it relies on bad AI spam and selected targets in a game rife with stealth and visual interference via particle effects and more passive AI floating around. Trying to make the final boss of Winds of Change into a class isn't something you do because it would be cool, but anet never collectively thinks anything through.

Methshot
Methshot

Is this Swagg sulking again

Booteefool
Booteefool

All of them user!

WebTool
WebTool

Yes
I'd twist that sordid beak into a bloody dough if I could just get my hands on that puckered mess of a face

MPmaster
MPmaster

Glad to see that housecat is finally adventuring a bit for once. How high is her world completion now? 3%?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Oh, are those pants still bugged?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Seeing this miserable cat fish for attention makes me feel fortunate for being able to experience Vuncia's reign

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

delphy is a gift

hairygrape
hairygrape

You act like you can't usurp them just by posting your better cat and whoring yourself out now and then

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

11%, surprisingly enough
But that adventure was too exciting for me so it's back to LA

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Verdant Brink: Fixed an issue in which the Drop Egg skill, used in the nighttime event “Kill the Wyvern Patriarch,” would strictly require a target when it was intended to be ground-targeted with no other target requirements.

Took them long enough.

RumChicken
RumChicken

What do you guys think of the Mender's Sword/Shield + Mace/Focus setup for Dragonhunter on this "meta" MetaBattle build? This is the first time I've seen Mace used in a meta Guardian build, so I'm intrigued by it. Does it outpace the typical Bunker Guard setup?

metabattle.com/wiki/Build:Dragonhunter_-_Symbolic

Lunatick
Lunatick

log into gw2 for the first time in almost a year
Ranger
leatherworking and huntsman
did I fuck up?
if I did, can I change it?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It completely does not matter you can max every crafting profession and have every class maxed out in less than a year of casual play.

JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw some austrian guy thinks I'm a girl
totally falls for me
buys me gems whenever I send him selfies of "me" on kik
Am I a prostitute?

hairygrape
hairygrape

No, you're still a catfish kittdai

hairygrape
hairygrape

we need more salads

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

What an unappealing looking navel.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

leave her belly button alone

Inmate
Inmate

*pokes belly button*

Booteefool
Booteefool

You in HOPE, kid?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Fixed an issue in which the Drop Egg skill, used in the nighttime event “Kill the Wyvern Patriarch,” would strictly require a target when it was intended to be ground-targeted with no other target requirements.
Are you fucking kidding me. It was intended to be a ground-targeted AoE.. and they somehow missed that it's needed a target for NEARLY AN ENTIRE YEAR?

WHAT?

HOW THE HELL DOES THIS GAME STILL FUNCTION WHEN THE DEVS ARE THIS BLIND.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

why

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I need to know if I should toss your salad off that cliff or not.

JunkTop
JunkTop

They knew but it was just very low on their priority list of things to fix since it was inconvenient but didn't stall the event.
They only fixed it now because since the last patch it was impossible to break the shield at all.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

tfw get outskilled in wvw
fug

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

calsi outed as the rikki collecter
rikki hasn't posted any new pics

Nojokur
Nojokur

none of your business, you rude person

Nojokur
Nojokur

calsi literally fuck off, what shitty bait

that will probably work too

JunkTop
JunkTop

Poor Rikki. Tried so hard to become a meme and instead became your autistic obsession

askme
askme

?
Rikki posted two new pics earlier this afternoon on Loppsi

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

on Loppsi

WebTool
WebTool

calsi faps to that rikki folder

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

fluusi stop shitposting about calsi you shota loving fuccboi

Techpill
Techpill

calsi is a balding manlet irl and the only thing he gets out of life is saving pictures of rikki to jack off to behind his femsura wifes back

Emberburn
Emberburn

You say that like loving shotas is a problem.

TechHater
TechHater

how about an older one?

oops, sorry, I fell for it. How dare people save pictures I post online!

Emberburn
Emberburn

rikki wont post a NEW picture

askme
askme

he is very closeted about being a pedo, and would pretend hes better than you lolimancer

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

sorry, I was playing Cities Skylines all day. I'm sure there are some in here I haven't posted before...

girlDog
girlDog

17k
with 2 and then 3
But how. Was he at full might or something?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

CALSI

Snarelure
Snarelure

Loppsi is cute too...

takes2long
takes2long

Well, now. He's just being ridiculous, then. No one is better than me.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

another for the fap folder

t. calsi

WebTool
WebTool

sorry to post and run, but that's it for me tonight! If you have any questions are comments, make sure to send them to [email protected] That's RikkiCast at gmail dot com. Remember, anything you send me could be read live on-air!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Is this a real email?

King_Martha
King_Martha

rikki is hot as fuck tho, for a rat

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Erp as femsura
People ask me science questions during in character conversations
Just want big fat horny cocks and smelly milky cum to swallow
????????

massdebater
massdebater

playing an asura without being a STEM grad
not erping in scenario based on latest engineering project

into the trash rat folder it goes

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

less than a year
mmo crafting meme
year
We don't want people to grind. It's not fun. Nobody likes it.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

No...

Emberfire
Emberfire

niu is trash, and there's no reason for you to think otherwise. You should just forget her and find someone better

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

boipucci

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Go back to the cuckshed, Fluusi.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

how do femsura ear socks smell like?
femcharr horn oil?
femvari extract from pruned leaves?
femnorn pajamas after a long day at home in the winter?
fhd cummy balloon earrings?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

what's the story behind this
I really want to think

FastChef
FastChef

It's completely unusued too

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

i'll fuck that boipuccy

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Tempted to in-the-moment post again about kidnappings, but my norn is already seeing so much traffic that taking on more scenarios just seems unfair to the other party at this point. Why is it so easy? I didn't realize the lust for the gruff, domineering futa was this strong. Not that I'm complaining.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm gonna beat you up too

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

That'd be pretty nice, especially if you do it hard and multiple times

Illusionz
Illusionz

Shut the fuck up drosera and get over yourself you giant meme.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Florburz is a wanker mates

Evilember
Evilember

I want both Vaes to Gae me.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Who the fuck is Comfyanon?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm Comfyanon

happy_sad
happy_sad

i'm also comfyanon c:

Snarelure
Snarelure

No I'm Comfyanon
Also fuck florburz c:

w8t4u
w8t4u

tfw no vae husband

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Dros met Niuvi on the thread and found his waifu. They hit it off but something happened that mean that they couldn't be together so they ended things.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

she is not trash... but I'm not focused on finding her anyway, I've moved on

what

this basically, fluusi had nothing to do with us tho

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

A made a clone of my favorite charr <3

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

tfw.........

w8t4u
w8t4u

odds- keep and tmk my only sylvari
even- delete and make 11th asura

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

why do you have 11 femsura, user?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

she looks cute tho

MPmaster
MPmaster

We will musk your shit up Rexxie

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

we will slap our smelly tiger dicks all over your shit so its nice and musky, rexxie!

RumChicken
RumChicken

Silly user, they're leopards not tigers but you got the general idea of it yeah.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Do not fucking impersonate me. I will send you my musky jocks and blow your mind

hairygrape
hairygrape

obnoxious [x]
actually mains thief [x]
avatar [x]
namedrops self [x]

wow im seeing double!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

wtf... -.-

Lunatick
Lunatick

So many Comfs, I must be in heaven!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Greetings from chibi JUSTICE

King_Martha
King_Martha

what a disgusting piece of shit rat c:

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Please fuck off ya cunt! Snufflyfu is the only avatar user allowed here. I hope she's cute n cumfy tonight! C:

Illusionz
Illusionz

this is true, humans make for terrible rats
lol

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

c: ~

Spamalot
Spamalot

I love snuffy so much, I bought her an expensive skin to get her attention XD. She was so happy!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

the vaeclone on the left is vae the specter, accountname Bork.7052

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

can you cool off please

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

don't get cheeky with me you lilsura!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

also meant for anyone posting with that name manages to be a faggot

SniperGod
SniperGod

That's Vae's alt. He made it so he can WvW with his friends on another server.

happy_sad
happy_sad

how many femsuras does it take to screw in a light bulb?

oh thats fuckin weird, where did the name "Bork" come from

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Fuck! Now the hacker Veeky Forums knows my incredibly obvious WvW alt account too. What am I gonna do man..

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

one

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Hello famalams, let's migrate over when we cap.
veekyforums.com/thread/151360159/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151360159/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151360159/video-games

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

kek, something got screwed alright

WebTool
WebTool

which server? lets wvw, bro!!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

why am I femsura to you?

5mileys
5mileys

I got bored of playing human for 2 years and the 10 of them just happened.
thanks

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

why "bork" tho...

viagrandad
viagrandad

Why do you even care?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

and the 10 of them just happened.
iktf man, except with charr

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

i guess its too personal, nevermind then. :^)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Ask me directly and maybe I'll tell you

takes2long
takes2long

(v: i cant

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

It happened in like a second, i have no clue. All i know is that my only block was on cooldown :<

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Then you'll have to live in mystery

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