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Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Mo Zing Miko, Kandra Wildfire, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

Thieves are for ____

1rd for fluffy barbs

>dangerously cheesy penis

I wish necreapers got more out of fear

It's such a borderline useless aspect of the class, only coming from one shit wall skill with an obscenely long cooldown that has no use outside of EotM, one shroud skill that is either an afterthought to stability for reaper or our only cc on base necro, and one shit long cooldown weapon skill on what is the most poorly designed weapon for the entire class.

I feel like they wanted necros to be able to do stuff with fear but then were too lazy to balance it and gave up halfway and left it as shit.

Staff 5 and Shroud 3 are my favorite ways to sneak in Fear, but I suppose what Anet could do is better integrate them into the lines/weps/uts Necros don't use, like Fear on Axe 3.

Show us, there's too many Tassiface posters, and I'm honestly tired of it.

Sharkies are great.

>cheesy charr dong
No. Make it stop

catfu

Vae got the better end of the deal there

Want some demon hellspawnface?

Sharkface better not be the new meta....

why...

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

Yeah, why not, got nothing better to do

fuck off. it wasn't funny or witty the first time, and it's not funny or witty the 2000th time. get a fucking life dude.

I don't want it being called the third Mouseface even though it's pretty high up there, it's a cute face.
>All /gw2g/ femsuras switch for Shark Week

how do you pronounce florburz

floor bu r h zz?

I always think of Mr. Burns when I read his name

vay-cl-own

A wee babby progeny.

flu-bors

Not this shit again

too goblin baby ish

If goblins were a thing in GW2, I'd retcon him to that in a heartbeat.

lol

I once went on a fishing trip with my relatives, father's side, we caught many fish. I never let them go back to their oceanic vessel, they were put into a little case and left to swim around til they were harvested for the cutting board. Back home, I went into the kitchen, saw a big fish heaving, it was dying in the sink before me. I debated on whether to slit its throat, mercy kill it, but I didn't want to make anyone mad. I decided to turn away, but I'll never forget its eyes, it had the eyes of the Asura you just posted, and it's like looking back to that dying fish I wanted to kill. Nice picture.

can you fuck off?

He looks so pudgy

A D O R A B L E !

What is your problem?

>not liking a cute youngster humanoid
>likes furry cat-humans

This is a problem.

Annoying faggots like you.

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Let's see those paws.

I actually dislike children quite a lot so yeah, I guess that character of yours is 0/10 in my books. Not that I mind since you're not hurting anyone. Just keep that thing away from me.
Also when I see those beady eyes I'm reminded of that shit you posted last time that grossed me out forever. Well done.

>I'm reminded of that shit you posted last time that grossed me out forever. Well done.
???

that's not my character. The fish story made me lol though.

There's only 2 active guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP, please don't mislead new players with this troll list.

In a world where everyone carries stab in sPvP, Fear could change things in a split second. They'd still get bullied by Warriors either way.

Will there be a patch today?

Imagine if necro greatsword had fear on autoattack instead of chill

Greatsword pvp would be instantly viable for the stab removal

big butt is here!

i am a chromebutt enthusiast

I also like the regular version, and you should too

Two kinds of paws

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just imagine the smell of a wet charr
how much pet shampoo would a charr need anyways?

I just fapped, man.

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Charr fur is pretty short which helps them stay clean. I'm sure all charr properly groom themselves too.

I do like the attention

None, they'd get their warband buddies to give them a tonguebath.

Oops, that was meant to be a stop sign, I'll try again someday.

omg

rikki sounds like a mongoose name

What the hell skill is this? It's on a video from 2015

Do charr paws smell like Fritos like cat/dog paws do too?
Sorry.
Grasping Vines, a sylvari racial skill

Log on so we can french kiss at the Canton.

>smell like Fritos like cat/dog paws do too?
Why on earth would anyone smell any animals paws

>you will never be the first man to smell animal paws and tell people about it
Born in the wrong generation...

what the fuck?

Of course, PvP League season 4 will start.

Sometimes when you're holding your pets they bap you in the face with a frito paw. Can't be helped

It begins.

go get 'em user
show that dirty djinn slut who's boss

good luck user

I ended up with 2 ectos and a sigil worth 10s after salvaging the last GS.

I don't know what I expected.

>tfw no gs

>salvaging
>not throwing it down the mystic toilet

Match made in gw2g potato heaven

>>not throwing it down the mystic toilet
That would've required me to buy 3 other greatswords, just to end up in the same situation again, fucknut.

My bank space is too precious to keep some random GS.

>buy GW2 on launch
>assume you're just going to get a precursor at some point

lol 5years

I don't know who you are. How do I know you're not lion?

a cute femcharr threw a party for everyone

I'm not, just a Charr looking for a clawity time with you.

It's fine because you can craft them now.

>follow the gw2crafts guide
>spend 50 gold on mats
>end up using like half of them to reach 500

What the fuck now I gotta sell all this shit and eat the listing fees

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>"daddy is that the pedoman?"

"No son, don't be silly, the pedoman doesn't exist."
>He motions that the shadow is just the child's coat on a rack in the corner of the room
>He takes the coat down and moves the rack
>He turns the light out, walking out of the dark room and closing the door
>The child looks to the wall and notices the shadow is still there

I'm pawsitive you could find someone else. I'm far, far from purrfect.

The strong rat is only dangerous if you are sworn to evil ways.

Neither am I, but I'm plenty talonted, not kitten around either. Care to find out if I'm lying?

why can't i find timers for orrian temples anymore?

because you gave up

>tfw snufflefu will never snuffle into your chest as you hold her close after a long exhausting day

that would be comfy and cozy

Admittedly I'm a litter curious, but not that kneady.

Then surely there's something a Charr can do to whisk 'yer heart his way, I won't expect you to just tail me, though.

Squatfuta

Who are these people posting dank memes in search of (you)'s in a dead thread about a dead game that hasn't seen game discussion since 2014?

:(

just be cute and comfy, user

>your reaction when your PC finnaly works again after a Week and 3 days

tfw meeting nice friends at world events

wb! what was the problem with it?

forgot my pic!

tfw no vae husband to hold fritopaws with while we sleep

(You)s don't exist in /gw2g/ anymore they were banned when colin left

Interesting...

hello user

Mainboard did something wrong with handling the current. Funny thing, I came home from Work on a Friday just before starting my Holiday - pressed pc button - didnt work. Great stuff.
But now I'm happy it works again. I wonder if anyone knows my char.

Never say never user!

I was alt tabbed on my mesmer the other night, standing at the end of the JP. This person thought I was an npc and they had a shock when I wasn't. Turns out they even looked up on google/youtube why they couldn't interact with me :P Was cute

fack, that sorta thing is annoying. I'm glad it's workin' again for you.