/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Supergrass
Supergrass

Moonfire Faire 2016 (August 5th-August 25th)
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Free Login Campaign (July 25th-August 30th)
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Youkai Watch x FFXIV Event. (July 26th-October 3rd)
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3.35 Patch Notes:
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Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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Previously on /xivg/ !
veekyforums.com/thread/151113168/video-games

Other urls found in this thread:

veekyforums.com/thread/151113168/video-games
youtube.com/watch?v=D2Mft5YDHA4
youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE
youtube.com/watch?v=xRGrfurZaNQ
youtube.com/watch?v=Ai2VnZc1ZnY
youtube.com/watch?v=SIDTxtyUDfY
youtube.com/watch?v=d-VVnhwB4Gw
youtu.be/dnvWgklv9mQ
vocaroo.com/i/s0V95TjVXXTu
boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/151066992/#151111739
youtube.com/watch?v=M5tm3Oe4pYg
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/4079410/
vocaroo.com/i/s0Z2ShqWX9Dl
fflogs.com/rankings/4#boss=1033&class=Global&spec=Paladin
xivdb.com
youtube.com/watch?v=d9arZ0VFKsM
youtube.com/watch?v=rsA5oVt3ypc
discordapp.com/invite/0gZmJPQElZ22e0py
discord.gg/HcTFG
veekyforums.com/thread/151170703/video-games

RumChicken
RumChicken

naka bp

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

veekyforums.com/thread/151113168/video-games
he just really sucks

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

xth for caves

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

xth for /pet

girlDog
girlDog

veekyforums.com/thread/151113168/video-games
e-everyone likes fishfuck

5mileys
5mileys

Gnite xivg

askme
askme

cats

iluvmen
iluvmen

xth for I miss Megu.

RavySnake
RavySnake

veekyforums.com/thread/151113168/video-games...

TechHater
TechHater

veekyforums.com/thread/151113168/video-games
no more than one person could possibly dislike the goddess fishface!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

All those people....
all dose hamboigahs.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Yeah, i like fish sticks. So what?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Taylor...

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

impersonating others isn't very nice

Flameblow
Flameblow

veekyforums.com/thread/151113168/video-games
(You) yourself.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

veekyforums.com/thread/151113168/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151113168/video-games
There's something fundamentally wrong about people who will live a romantic fantasy over the internet only for the rest of their lives. Being a man and giving up on your romantic and physical interactions. The sheer intimacy of touching your partner. To throw that away and get lost in cyberspace? It's disgraceful. I'm ashamed for you.

whereismyname
whereismyname

{/embrace}

farquit
farquit

fuck I forgot to use vengeance

w8t4u
w8t4u

Character
and
yubtub

Favorite Zone!

Dravanian Forelands for me!

youtube.com/watch?v=D2Mft5YDHA4

iluvmen
iluvmen

How mad is Yuchu that Megu dumped him because he's an ugly reject?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Naka MPREG

JunkTop
JunkTop

Didn't they just get EBed?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

go to bed mumu

girlDog
girlDog

I'm considering getting a Veeky Forums pass. These images captchas are awful.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Don't add them next time. They're a real blight on this general.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

yubtub

Stay filtered faggot.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE

Central Shroud

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

hahahahaa

Lunatick
Lunatick

nth for Highlanders

Spamalot
Spamalot

tfw I always fail the storefront ones

I got brain problems

Bidwell
Bidwell

Ha! Get rekt fags! Is there anything fishface can't win?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

The end

TechHater
TechHater

Sorry ;_;
jk fuck you :3

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

DistDistrictrict 3

RIGGED

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

youtube.com/watch?v=xRGrfurZaNQ

Mor Dhona, Silvertear Lake side in particular.
The Crystal Tower and Keeper of the Lake are gorgeous landmarks.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I like the Hinterlands a lot.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ai2VnZc1ZnY

King_Martha
King_Martha

veekyforums.com/thread/151113168/video-games
post initials then.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

no she doesnt

I do

Firespawn
Firespawn

Weird

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

she

and yes HE does

TechHater
TechHater

there is an option in one of the Veeky Forums plugins to force old captchas

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Wait, Fishface wasn't posting at all during the Hunger Games.

He was running it and rigged it so he would win.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Do trannies get a free pass to be obnoxious?

Are they joining Soft?

Soft_member
Soft_member

post [email protected]

massdebater
massdebater

Post butt right now!

likme
likme

Impersonating others isn't very nice... you didn't even get the file name right.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm already in soft

Flameblow
Flameblow

Just when you thought nothing could possibly top Skye Tikalili almost winning the Hunger Games from a month ago, this happens.

Going with this.

SniperWish
SniperWish

No, wasn't fishface, I don't know what's the deal with the distedicstricisct3 shit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

no

Can you STOP. I changed it 'cause I like this one better and you can't copy it.

Techpill
Techpill

youtube.com/watch?v=SIDTxtyUDfY

Hinterlands.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

One of you better post butt before i lose my shit.

StonedTime
StonedTime

WTB cuties for Deep Dungeon, Leviathan server

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Coearthas is chilly.. but tis for naught, mother nature, I am yet but filled with a sundry of laughs!

'Tis no surprise here, friends.
Let this be a lesson, that if you mess with the fish, you get the gills...

>>>/discord/

She

You're all delusional, please start questioning yourselves before you speak, and more importantly, post.

Why would I join a guild filled with such scandalous people who care not for morality or more than mere fleshly desires?

I will be forming a FC with someone from this general very soon.

MPmaster
MPmaster

5m gil

viagrandad
viagrandad

how about some handlebutt

eGremlin
eGremlin

5 million gil

You'd better be my personal girly healslut while you're at it for that kinda money

And you'd better let me ravage you if we wipe.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

*wipes u on purpose*

RavySnake
RavySnake

xth for I miss Megu...

WebTool
WebTool

It's 5 am, don't take the bait.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

yuchu is hella fuckin attractive though

StonedTime
StonedTime

IGN?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

be playing this game yesterday
run into somebody named "Blaklives Matter"
target him and use the giggle emote
"You laugh at Blaklives Matter"
mfw

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

don't respond to him
he was probably drooling in glee when he called other people delusional to bait you into the obvious response

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

*mpregs u*

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

youtube.com/watch?v=d-VVnhwB4Gw

Etrian Mystery Dungeon
I wanted to buy that yesterday but they didn't have it. Maybe I should get the digital version or something.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

megu stop posting this please

DeathDog
DeathDog

15m gil for that

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You should have offered him a hot bj

I would have..

King_Martha
King_Martha

I'm very new. Are they still adding more story, or what? What do they add when they add stuff?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

They add stuff every 3 months or so.

FastChef
FastChef

Each patch adds a little bit of story and some new dungeons, sometimes other stuff

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

youtu.be/dnvWgklv9mQ

i like mist! or costa del sol, i just looove the sunshine in game or out of game
and it's gloomy and winter out of game now ;~;

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

xth for I miss Megu...!

JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw your would-be wife has to carry you in trials

'tis a hard life as but a merry jester..

Spamalot
Spamalot

So, when my free trial runs out, will I have to start paying for the game, the pay a little extra once I get to Heavensword?

cum2soon
cum2soon

I'd take you up on your offer~ I'll be sure to reward you too.

eGremlin
eGremlin

hello

xth for Megu stop.

viagrandad
viagrandad

People said the same thing about Ippiki, i think by now we realize gays and prison gays have low standards.

takes2long
takes2long

Yeah. Once you get to level 50, you should get Heavensward if you think you're gonna keep playing, so you don't waste exp.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I wonder that too, sometimes...

Isn't she beautiful... she's already won my heart :3

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I'll do it! i enjoy healing

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

tfw crafting gifts

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Back the fuck off scrap! I've been thirsting for fishy a whole day now. She's rightfully mine.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

the only person left in shyv's fc is orbiting fishface

Spamalot
Spamalot

Should I ask my friend if he wants to date me, xivg? We get along really well and he's super nice...

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

sure

worst thing he can do is say no

WebTool
WebTool

do I want to ruin my friendship and never have it go back to how things once were?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

helping someone out with content
orbiting
ok

here's your (You), you earned it

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

This is my favorite cat!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

have you seen him

he's like a 10

Methshot
Methshot

Dating is something that happens naturally, you don't ask.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Post yfw WC drops aren't for you

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

{/pet}

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

IGN?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

*backflips onto razer scooter and rides through the uldahn backalleys*

massdebater
massdebater

But, pickles is a cutey. He's like a lost puppy but a tough lost puppy not a sad one. Like the one in lady and the tramp.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I feel neglected and ignored today :/

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

After a couple of months on Balmung, this what I've come to expect from each race:

Cats: Too damn many, come in all flavors, and tend to mingle with themselves. Pretty average overall.

Female Lizards: Unstable as fuck. Avoid.

Male Lizards: Either chill or broken husks of men.

Lalas: Either shy and easy to miss or way too fucking loud and annoying/creepy. The quieter ones have been pretty pleasant to talk to when they come out of their shell at least.

Male Roe: Dudebros. Pretty fun in general.

Female Roe: Most of them are pretty ugly but act like they're not.

Human males: Generally really nice guys at heart, some probably suffer from crippling depression and are nice or helpful because it helps improve their sense of self-worth.

Human Females: Why are they all so lewd?

Elves: Giraffes are rare, but seem alright in general. A bit quirky.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

been gone for a few weeks

who is textfucking who now?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

thanks

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

male lizard

Fuck me, it all makes sense now

SniperGod
SniperGod

What did you say?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Riven a best

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm textfucking a bunch of people

it's pretty great

King_Martha
King_Martha

That stays between the two of us.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Wow, thankmew!!
Purrrr~

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

And everyone else in the thread since you gotta post it here

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

/hug

Supergrass
Supergrass

yuchu is 10 times more attractive than me and he doesnt even post here, i'll give this a 2/10

Booteefool
Booteefool

he doesn't even post here!
somehow has a legion of thirsty gay whiteknights

farquit
farquit

Uhh buddy you went through a couple different tank armors there and kinda blew it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

chill megu

Inmate
Inmate

pics of said attractive person?

SniperGod
SniperGod

thank you

JunkTop
JunkTop

99.8%

Booteefool
Booteefool

If I'm playing and meet a thin girl running around in a bikini, what do you think the are the odds she's really a guy? I went through a dungeon with a bikini-clad girl today and just got to thinking.

farquit
farquit

kill yourself

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

armor changes randomly
weapons aren't hidden until the last class change
Pretty shit famalam.

eGremlin
eGremlin

chill madot

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Likely no different than if you met a girl in-game wearing a full suit of armour.

THEY'RE ALL MEEEEEN.

Lunatick
Lunatick

yuchu is ugly! that much mean megu is 10 times uglier than that? gross and to think i touched that bp.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Anyone in Levi looking to make new friends to play the game with? I'm getting worn out playing all by myself.

IGN: Rensa Kahensei

cum2soon
cum2soon

Turbo slut = guy
Tease = probably a girl

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I can see why you deleted this, it was a stupid question.
Not only are the odds that it's a guy astronomical, the odds that it's a teenager are even higher.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

tfw tease and I'm a guy

TechHater
TechHater

Sleep well when it finds you, /xivg/.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I always think they're dudes. The dream is dead man.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I'm trying to go for an Ul'dah civilian look. The sandals you wear when naked are actually kinda nice, but I was wondering if anyone had any recommendations for feet glamour.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Quit acting like your ex's age, pedophile.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Tell tale signs it's a grown man

slut glam
bikini tank
blush
colored eyeshadow (look for blue, purple, etc.)
0 color coordination across their gear and character
catgirl any of the above

Every "real" girl i've met played a lalafell, au ra, or midlander.

TechHater
TechHater

...Wait, what's the difference?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Hard leather sandals or ladies clogs.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Assume all characters in game are male until proven otherwise for safety.

RumChicken
RumChicken

all ugly characters are girls
Woah...

SniperWish
SniperWish

Moonfire sandals or caligae whatever the fuck they're called.
midlanders
ugly

Nojokur
Nojokur

As an unstable femra player I find this to be pretty accurate.

Human Females: Why are they all so lewd?

Huge ass, huge thighs, huge tits. They are meant for lewd.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Human Females: Why are they all so lewd?

You tell me...

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Good luck getting my buttocks now, dirty lewdys!!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

don't slut glam
don't bikini tank
no blush
no colored eye shadow
perfect color coordination in glams
midlander

What am I?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

pretty much

no one has a big ass in this game, no one, no camera angles to pretend, no one. flat, hank hill asses all around.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I'm not sure if you have 0 reading comprehension or are just retarded, but irl girls' characters generally aren't disgusting like the garbage that plagues this general. Girls generally have a better fashion sense and good coordination of colors/makeup and skin tones, whereas grown ass men make their "idea" of hot which looks like a 2 dollar trashy whore.

Do you play a female character? You're still a grown man, but you at least aren't a blind one. And rare! Congrats!

girlDog
girlDog

A gay male.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Hyur are pure.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Huge ass, huge thighs, huge tits.
Highlander here, can't confirm.
But what if you play flat characters and SE bans butts?

Flameblow
Flameblow

someone wanting (You)'s

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

are you a weeb and would you like to hang out with other weebs

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

grown man
gay male

N-no...

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Mildly and I'd be willing to hang out with just about anyone- I'm a pretty chill person.

whereismyname
whereismyname

mfw eb eats FOUR FUCKING FISH

Illusionz
Illusionz

This is a good idea of what a real girls character looks like, if you're curious.

happy_sad
happy_sad

It's pretty obvious. A straight male generally has no style at dressing up a female character.

Snarelure
Snarelure

real girl
Good one.

Emberburn
Emberburn

But that's a boy, user. We've heard his voice.

TechHater
TechHater

girl

eGremlin
eGremlin

m-maybe if I display my own name and change the color they won't notice I'm taking an image of myself!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It's pretty obvious
I've never sucked a dick in my life. Please stop.

iluvmen
iluvmen

tfw Ravana sticks it all the way in

Flameblow
Flameblow

^this

eGremlin
eGremlin

Fishy is a real girl? Just when i thought she couldn't get any perfecter.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

vocaroo.com/i/s0V95TjVXXTu

girl

TreeEater
TreeEater

He's a manchild

Supergrass
Supergrass

It's a tofu samefagging episode

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'm pretty sure I heard that same voice come up about a week ago when people were discussing Megumi Megu.

This was all before Tanitsuki started shitposting.. need to look through archives.

WebTool
WebTool

Victim card maxed out

JunkTop
JunkTop

ippiki comes back
xivg likes girls again
He's so alpha his presence alone cures the degenerate gay gene.

TreeEater
TreeEater

he namedrops himself

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Sounds like a cute girl to me. Hmu fishy. I'm with it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

he's implying ippiki isn't the best in this gen

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

he namedrops in favor of himself

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

he himself

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

The best what?

Spamalot
Spamalot

he

girlDog
girlDog

namedropper

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

he vagueposts passive aggressively
lol

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

This game gets fun again after the Moogle place, right?

Emberburn
Emberburn

the best

King_Martha
King_Martha

He has a pizza face though.

viagrandad
viagrandad

What is up dramaalert nation
I'm your host killer Keemstar and let's get right into the news

Now guys, we have one story to cover today.

Fishface is Tofu and is pretending to be a emaciated transsexual turkish girl.

Fishface is Tofu. Now I know what you're thinking: Keem, really? Tofu pretending to be an emaciated transexual turkish girl? But trust me, it is 100% true.

But who really is Tofu? Tofu is a fat neckbeard made infamous by being the focus of several leaked logs where he drank Paks' piss and leaking the infamous Sorrytofu.mp4!
Not to mention his LITERAL shitposting with his SHIT COVERED SHEETS PICTURES!
boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/151066992/#151111739

Fuck Fishface. He's the fakest piece of shit in this general.
He makes the thread look worse than it actually is with his shitposting.
He purposefully creates drama for negative attention and then categorizes the responses to laugh at later.

Ladies and gentleman, that is it for the news today.
Let's see if we can get like one (You)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

nyo

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

tfw you know who's falseflagging you but you don't have the heart to confront them because you don't want to believe it

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I tried the deep dungeons on the day they came out. Then I got bored and let my account expire. Now that it's been a few weeks how are they? Do people even do them after they get their desired weapon? Are they good for leveling alts compared to grinding dungeons with long dps queues?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Aren't you a cute little green eyed monster.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Just confront them 1on1 and not passive aggressively, user.
Mend the burnt bridges and never cross them again, you'll both feel better in the end.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

keemstar
Who told you I had green eyes?!
they're actually blue :^)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

are you megu

Soft_member
Soft_member

liked commented subscribed

Bidwell
Bidwell

This place in particular

youtube.com/watch?v=M5tm3Oe4pYg

likme
likme

I had a dream people were able to see me shitposting and samefagging. It was horrible. It shook me to the bone. Now I know the absolute terror and fear retroactive thread IDs would bring to the thread, and I welcome it.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Fuck this, get on voip with them and lay it the fuck down!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Same thing, though

Emberfire
Emberfire

Yeah I see that, I might have intended to quote the OP.

likme
likme

Trying once more:

Leviathan player looking for people to play with, do semi-casual whatnots.

IGN: Rensa Kahensei

Methnerd
Methnerd

tfw you're waiting for them to confront you
tfw they won't.

Methnerd
Methnerd

do you ever swim in pretty stagnant, insect filled jungle water with your EB or friends?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Come to Balmung I'll play with you.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/4079410/
/pet this one for me.

I totally wasn't creeping.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Honestly I might transfer off Leviathan anyways cause it's b o r i n g to do stuff with pugs or myself. I feel like I'm playing a single-player game with a bunch of NPCs.

It's mostly a matter of justifying the $18 and spending 15m+ gil cause of fucking transfer limits. I'd like to find friends on Leviathan if at all possible though.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

lavender hair
green eyes
gold necklace
light blue bikini
GROWN MAN

viagrandad
viagrandad

user's confronties >w<

Techpill
Techpill

Anyone for roulettes on Balmung?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

The other one doesn't look any better, really. Both grown men.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Time to transfer to Balmung user

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Why are you posting these things?

Except I am a victim when the general is blatantly being hateful towards me for no good reason other than the fact that I merely exist as an entity that lies outside of their comfort zones. People here don't know how to deal with someone that doesn't conform to the circlejerk.

Sorry.. I only have eyes for one man.

Flameblow
Flameblow

{Hasty Touch} {Under the Armor} {Can I have it?} {Just for a short time is fine.}

You would fit perfectly on Balmung. And so would your FC. When you transfer please come to the bench for lewd {/pet}'s.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

French

Please remain in your containment server

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Are you sure it's not because you're an insufferable cunt

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I am not responsible for the weird as heck FC message.

I might move to Balmung anyways though, sure through all the memey fucks there's some cool people.

I am not French... at least I don't think I am?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Why does one sit on, The Bench?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

of course he is, he's my bf!

i think she looks great!

Snarelure
Snarelure

That's The Benchâ„¢ to you, normie.

SniperGod
SniperGod

tfw you gotta run WC more than once a week

DeathDog
DeathDog

i know its you

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

post pits

whereismyname
whereismyname

it's b o r i n g to do stuff with pugs or myself
That won't change. The only the only thing you'll get out of transferring is lonely neckbeard attention and shitposts

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

do you erp with people other than your bf ... omg it's you ...

King_Martha
King_Martha

showing such disdain for color coordination
fuck OFF

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

wearing jewelry in the water
wearing jewelry with a bathing suit
Not to mention said jewelry looks bad and should be glamour hidden.

Firespawn
Firespawn

this is honestly such a high quality post

SniperWish
SniperWish

Someone has to cleanse the impurities within this realm.. I see no better woman tasked for the job than myself.. and no better place to start.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Yeah, Levi's kinda dead, it's fine if you play with friends from outside the game like I do. But for raiding and anything serious it's kind of shit I've found.
I've been thinking of transferring my main to Balmung or Gilgamesh myself as of late.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

godspeed made me laugh woah

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

woman

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

wake up one day
realize you're Lily
What do you do?

happy_sad
happy_sad

an aborted fetus will cleanse the realm of impurities

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

transfer to balmung and ERP with me pls

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

claws of the beast
great

Techpill
Techpill

obese-user still crying about blush

was your mother a whore that wore lots of blush between kicking your puppy down the stairwell and molesting you?

takes2long
takes2long

coming from Leviathan myself. It's hard to get into a circle of friends at first that plays consistently.

Honestly I'd suggest transferring. You can literally message random people on the server and get a friendly response and more. Just avoid people from the thread for a more pleasant experience.

Unless you're raiding midcore-hardcore on Leviathan then there's not much to do on that server unless you just enjoy running stuff solo.

Bidwell
Bidwell

this triggered by anti-blush
Get a grip user.

likme
likme

It always was.

WebTool
WebTool

i already blazed through that swampy mess of a gutter

RumChicken
RumChicken

Not him, but the only way I like dark blush is if it's comical and not being taken serious. Sleek had these cheek highlighters for blush but if he made it the light option it'd be pretty perfect imo.
You ever see those "guy does makeup for his gf" and he ruins her face by going overboard? It's like that.

JunkTop
JunkTop

No one up for roulettes then

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

huh

huh

if you dont think that white and blue goes well, i dunno what to tell you friend!

haha yeah, i'll give you that one. i was there for a treasure map and my armoury chest is always full!

you don't agree? i'm a pretty big fan

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Is there a vendor someplace that sells level 60 starter gear for Gil or something? Running around in ironworks gear for my offspecs seems like a stupid idea

cum2soon
cum2soon

Your character looks like pure dogshit. What the fuck are you even wearing?
This isn't any better, you're wearing the poor man's survival shit and a 2000 and late spriggon cap.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

why did you only post good lewds with that one elezen but refuse to post pits...

Skullbone
Skullbone

white and blue
that image that was being referred to

What the fuck?

SniperGod
SniperGod

i caught, yu you whore
you have a boyfriend
but you erp with other ppl
ur boyfriend dopes too
pig disgusting

TechHater
TechHater

ads orb thing in helix sells 145 im pretty sure

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Fishface is cute. Die!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Kill myself because I couldn't live to be an absolute fucking degenerate.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I know some real girls in game that are pretty awful at color coordination and do wear slutty glams.

And some are catgirls, too.

MPmaster
MPmaster

You realize you aren't entitled to people's adoration right
You're a cunt

cum2soon
cum2soon

Pic related exists and you should fucking use it.

askme
askme

boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/151066992/#151111739

likme
likme

I am a funny guy

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

but egghyur uses blush

Lunatick
Lunatick

Nyo.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

That's clearly some sort of bean sauce.

massdebater
massdebater

The Emperor's New Fleshlight when?

Methshot
Methshot

Jesus Christ.
What a revolting individual.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

My inventory is full!
Well get another item
????
Isn't it on light setting?

Evilember
Evilember

How long does a transfer take exactly? I guess I could since the only other friend I have who plays FFXIV wants me to transfer to Phoenix which is an EU server and I think there'd be latency problems down the road.

If it only takes an hour or so to transfer then sure why not

Flameblow
Flameblow

typing starts breaking down
omg it's you...

the image you replied to?

they were hardly my lewds!

i wont!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

that doesn't stop obese-user from sperging over light blush

takes2long
takes2long

Usually takes 1-5 minutes. All the transffers I've done takes a minute after you pay and do everything off the mogstation. Just make sure you get the right server and what not.

Snarelure
Snarelure

SIRENCAT WHAT THE FUCK

I knew it was you. I can't believe you're this dumb.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

my inventory is full
throw some shit in the garbage
Problem solved.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

forgot avatar

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Transfers are really quick, but you aren't allowed to transfer for 3 days after you do. Also latency isn't a big issue.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I wonder what they're talking about...

What kind of insult is that, swine?
I'th nary knowst not if thoust realize the encumbrance of my duty, but tis not one that wouldst be taken by a mere fetus..

'tis my garb, vile wretch. Doth thou not feel merry at such a sight? As for thy other garb.. thine doth so realize the novelty of such a thing? Forsooth, to don the clothes of another woman.. nay know not.

Twas merely a spill of nature, for all humans have diarrhea.. did'st thou not read the backstory? Nay.. it matters not.. shite is shite.. and water is water.. and more importantly soap is soap...

Thy fool themselves if thy think that thoust are nary a day without such a folly.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

SIRENCAT HAS A BOYFRIEND BUT ERP WITH OTHER PEOPLE FOR FUN
HER BOYFRIEND DOES TOO
WHJAT

Snarelure
Snarelure

the image you replied to?

dark red hair
brown eyes
black nails
silver neck
gold/silver rings
armor: white/black/red/silver/gold/brown/green/blue/gray

Could not be more clownish.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I could transfer to Balmung then and if it's too memey for me I can take my friend's offer and jump to Phoenix after a month or so, sure. Why not?

Supergrass
Supergrass

sirencat post 200%

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Sluts, that's what. It's really that simple, don't dwell on it too much.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Masturbate furiously.

TreeEater
TreeEater

clean my room, mom? fucking BITCH

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Holy shit this is spot on.

WebTool
WebTool

Consider the following: if it was faked, doesn't it also point to a much more disturbed individual anyway?

Thy should go fuckest thyself, cunt.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

tfw you weren't there to wipe up fishface's shitties and comfort her

happy_sad
happy_sad

falling for the balmung meme

There's a reason people are transferring out of there en masse.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Ok well I mean that example was irrelevant anyways because blush suits her soft look.
I like the circle blush though cause it's cheesey cute. Just a simple light shade light option of pink, red/red orange, or brown is good.
he uses any other color for blush
Literally how and why outside of comedically ruining your face
Not that siren user, but I have almost all classes at 60 and my armory is always full and bursting at the seams especially rings. I need more ring space, maybe doubled because 2 rings per set..

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

honestly cant agree! the hair, eyes, and nails are all complementary, while the coat is just the coat and silver compliments the white? i think she looks just fine

i'm not the only one who read and remembered your angry posts, user

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

151145831

but you were there, fishface

Firespawn
Firespawn

Do your ERP?

Flameblow
Flameblow

two people
en masse
yeah okay

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Kill thyself foul hermaphrodite.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

There are others you don't know about.

Playboyize
Playboyize

i think she looks just fine
grown man

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

FISHFART'S SHITTIES >w<

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Cass
Rena
Elliot
Franz
Neko
Abe
P'roci
Okay.
Balmung degeneate in denial

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

the hair, eyes, and nails are all complementary
Except they aren't and you just look tacky as fuck.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Never tried it.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

i don't think she looks fine
grown man?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Throwing out random names with some that actually did transfer
Lol?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

who
who
bye
who
who
bye
bye
The Earth continued to turn and nothing of value was lost.
degeneate
Slow down with you hasty shitposting.

Playboyize
Playboyize

But Rena and Proci are still on Balmung.
I've been talking with them today.
Cass and Elliot are the two I mentioned.
According to the Lodestone Neko is still on Balmung.
And I have no idea who Franz and Abe are, so sorry for missing them.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

except they are and it looks great?

TechHater
TechHater

Well if you do come here, try it. It's kind of one of the features of this server.

Oh, might want to bring an alt for that too and keep your main 'clean'.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

10 different colors
catgirl
"i look amazing!"

idontknow
idontknow

Post rare cats.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

C U T E

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Oh here we go again, completely fucking blew it with the sky pirate vest. Metallic silver? Why?
The fucking Punching Gloves?
You are horrible!

Skullbone
Skullbone

have you ever played a final fantasy game before

Emberburn
Emberburn

No, my mother didn't wear blush because she's not a grown man with horrible taste. Try again. You can get whiny and defensive all you like, the reality is if your character has blush there's a very high chance it looks like shit and no one but other grown men with shit characters will agree with.

Basically this. The same applies to eyeshadow, freckles, beauty marks, and especially lipstick.

It was merely a blanket statement and not to be 100% true in every single case, come on now. I've met my fair share of pale face 1 raen with odd eyes and retarded bikini glams that were girls. The few do not outweigh the many.

Hers is on a very light setting if so. It's barely noticeable as opposed to the hot pink/orange/red garbage seen here at all times.

metallic silver

I'm not even going to touch this one.

JunkTop
JunkTop

a non-argument

farquit
farquit

unfamiliar with real females

unfamiliar with japanese role playing games

Oh xivg.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I like it but I wouldnt dye armor with metallic dyes.

Emberfire
Emberfire

i look good because haven't you played a final fantasy game?

Evilember
Evilember

have you ever ventured so far from the topic before
Have you ever played Drag Queen simulator before? If you are then probably.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Cat goes meow.

Inmate
Inmate

Hi micro/macro cat

how's your day

idontknow
idontknow

catfags complaining about other catfags

Playing miqo'te was the first mistake you all made.

Techpill
Techpill

You look like something from MLP.

FastChef
FastChef

There are only a few sets where it looks good, and those are ALL metal sets that have an unfortunately dull sheen by default.
Fucking NEVER should you die cloth with metallic paint.
assumes I play miqo'te
Wrong.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Nojokur
Nojokur

Eyeshadow, freckles, beauty marks, and lipstick.
BRUH
Purple dark full lid eyeshadow
Dark/black freckles (aka pick marks)
2 beauty marks
Nonflattering lipsticks to skin tone and general color scheme

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Rather uneventful for having a day off from work.

Ow, that stings.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Eh. Transferring now, and time will tell if I just wasted $35 (cause if it's shit obviously I'm moving again).

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Why?
because it looks good user! i'm sure yours look great too!

usually i'd agree, but in this case it looks perfectly great! for the most part though, things that should be metallic are by default

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Pock. Thanks auto correct.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

The bench is lovely today!

vocaroo.com/i/s0Z2ShqWX9Dl

Please refer to them by the proper term, "savages"

girlDog
girlDog

Do like people have suggested in this thread and you will be fine. Associate with XIVG/ERP with an alt only. Keep your main clean of that shit.

Do that and you should find Balmung to be a pleasant experience.

Inmate
Inmate

I know mine looks good because it's put on metal armor.

SniperWish
SniperWish

As a WHM what stats should I focus on getting the most of? Piety then crit? Or something else?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

showing clear bias
egghyur uses light blush
liora uses light blush
only spergs at liora because "muh grown man"

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Your voice mod gave out for a second there Tofu.

Booteefool
Booteefool

IIRC Mind and Piety

farquit
farquit

except "don't associate with xivg" is just a meme

vast majority of people are nice unless you're being a massive sperg or otherwise challenged

literally the only person on balmung I'd actively suggest avoiding is paks

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Acc

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

what about fishface

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

very nice!
i have that helmet and was planning to use it when i hit 60, with the chaos armour. but in the end i opted for the allagan because i really like the way it dyes

MPmaster
MPmaster

You should see a doctor, your nose is cleary blocked.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I honestly don't even count them as a person

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Well there's no acc on healer gear anymore so that would all be in melds, I meant what gear should I be going for based on the secondary stats present?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Well the point was to try to make friends on the general, plus I posted my name here already so. If someone's being particuarly weird I'll just ignore 'em and move on. Would honestly rather that than to be in a dead FC on a server I barely see anyone on.

Either way I'm on Balmung now! Wandering about.

FastChef
FastChef

What about Sugibugi, Noriko, Megu, Shyv....

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Who?

Nojokur
Nojokur

THATS why you think they should see a doctor?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Honestly, what's wrong with Fishface?

I know they're annoying.. but whats WRONG with them?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Who what?

viagrandad
viagrandad

What isn't wrong with them would yield fewer words.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Terminal attention whore syndrome and bipolar psychotic.

w8t4u
w8t4u

The other problems are not able to be solved by a doctor. But a mouthbreathing noise just bugs me off.

massdebater
massdebater

Welcome then. I'd recommend checking Ul'dah out sometime.

On here it's the RP/ERP hub. It's also where most of us hang out (check the benches).

iluvmen
iluvmen

they arent taking their meds

Methshot
Methshot

Seems to be grade A autism, incurable. It's terminal, I'm afraid.

Emberburn
Emberburn

They are a tremendous attention whore troll.

More importantly, it's Tofu with a voice mod being a tremendous attention whore troll.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Thank Squeenix for the Yokai Watch event.
I seriously cannot imagine how a new player such as myself would level up secondary classes if the low level fates were dead as fuck.
ARR is dead as is, queue times as a DPS is abysmal.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'll pay a visit soon. Wanna see if there's a big group for Deep Dungeons since that's almost my favorite thing to do right now (save what FFXIV considers to be PvP. It's oddly fun.)

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Yokai is a cancerous event.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Who are you.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

post good color coordinated glams please

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Who what where?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Do I have to complete some main story quests to be able to get to Helix?

Spamalot
Spamalot

shyv seems okay from the few times i interacted with him

don't think we could be "friends" for various reasons but not someone I'd avoid

nori is nice, a lot of the nori stuff is obviously just memes

never interacted with sugi

the moral of the story is just don't take what this thread says about people at face value because it's a lot lot lot of shitposting and people having unrealistic expectations

yeah, people here are sometimes "special", but that's honestly a bit of the charm, meeting people that are actually unique and interesting as opposed to the normies you find on the majority of servers

this is the correct approach

most erpers are nice too, the amount of people that will get mad or stop talking to you because you won't erp with them is super small and the only person I met like that was paks.

Evilember
Evilember

As long as it keeps FATEs alive for new players, I'm all for it

they should add Centurio Seals to FATEs in different zones at different times, like Atma was in 2.1

SniperWish
SniperWish

nori is nice, a lot of the nori stuff is obviously just memes
XD

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

It just occurred to me I have no idea where "the benches" are in Ul'Dah.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

killing hunts as well as dungeons
Yeah sure lets add eso and lore and mhachi items to fates as well.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Hello, 10/10 color coordinator here.

Techpill
Techpill

Why's that matter?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Would you mind posting some lewds for us when you're not busy with PotD?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Gotta be special, being a normie is boring.

FastChef
FastChef

tfw no grey snowy goobbue mount yet
tfw 800k off fenrir
Should I farm for it? It would only take ~30 hours

I actually don't have many faults as you all seem to have deluded yourselves into believing. I could stand to find a place of my own, but that's about it and not something I couldn't fix any time I wanted..

Otherwise I'm genuinely one of the happiest and most stable people alive.

From my perspective you are all the deluded ones that haven't even opened your eyes for the first time yet. The only truly enlightened individual I have yet to meet in all my time here is Lance.

Also autism basically just would be proof I'm actually intelligent to all of you at this point, but that's why the majority of people here belittle it.

Soft_member
Soft_member

next to the quicksands close to the envelope icon on the map.
all white
Lazy.

iluvmen
iluvmen

This is horrible framing, only shot I have though

waiting for hunts is boring as fuck and also inconsistent, by the time your LS gets a notification it might have already been pulled by a group of dorks

RavySnake
RavySnake

Because you could be a credible source or a moron if you're talking to shitheads like Proci and Rena.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Guys look at this glamour shot I didn't take just to take a picture of a skimpy midlander lol

w8t4u
w8t4u

"I actually don't have many faults."
says the person with many faults
Okay champ.
autism basically just would be proof I'm actually intelligent
Is this the validation you're seeking? Not gonna find it here.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

You are the most deluded person here. You refuse to even acknowledge any flaws you have, and blow them off. You blame everyone else for not accepting you when your actions and speech are extremely caustic and condescending.

Oh wait that's because you're a troll.

TechHater
TechHater

Whether or not I'm a moron can be argued, but you hardly need a credible source when you can just check the lodestone.
You moron.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Don't ever fucking reply to me again.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Um, back off???

someone post cute midlanders

Techpill
Techpill

How bad

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

That ribbon on the jacket throws the entire thing off.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

deluded yourselves into believing
nope, your are just annoying as fuck

Otherwise I'm genuinely one of the happiest and most stable people alive.
good for you

From my perspective you are all the deluded ones that haven't even opened your eyes for the first time yet.
Well that's your biggest problem right there.

Also autism basically just would be proof I'm actually intelligent to all of you
Autism is just a newer word for nerd, it has actually nothing to do with the medical condition

takes2long
takes2long

book not purple too

Fucking fashion casuals I swear to god

iluvmen
iluvmen

Pretty unspectacular anywhere that isn't snowy.
Also being in a snowy environment wearing that doesn't make sense, so unspectacular anywhere.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

It's more so we can see what kind of human garbage associates with those two.

Illusionz
Illusionz

maybe its not that good, iunno I like it a bit

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I will do better next time, sorry.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Get a life and get over this game nigga lmao.

Soft_member
Soft_member

spooky.............

takes2long
takes2long

hair is green
Completely ruins it.

likme
likme

You guys should listen to this dumb vocaroo. It's great insight into the mind of someone who is certifiably insane with zero self awareness, who thinks KGB robots are out to get them and that everyone who dislikes them is part of the the New World Order.

5mileys
5mileys

hair
glam
i bet you think light blush is bad too, lmao

idontknow
idontknow

I'm almost at the Keeper of the Lake!
Excited to run it for the first time finally..

/pol/

I don't have any flaws because I have naught for aspirations, and those I do have are easily obtainable. Practicing my art, establishing a house, maintaining decent income.. all of those are things I can easily obtain. As for psychological flaws? I don't have any. Pure beings that have opened their eyes to the true nature of the world and have accepted it exist merely as beacons of guidance for those who have yet to find the true path.

Maybe I am condescending, but would you not be as well? A coarse application of knowledge is just as infallible as a gentle one,, s what has been said will not be undone easily.

I'm confident you'll mature and grow past your selfish existence. Before I used to laugh at posts like these, now there is this hint of solemnity that dwells within me. I feel happy knowing that there is potential in all of you.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Hair should match the armor's trimmings.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

LITERAL
GOD
COMPLEX

DeathDog
DeathDog

Yeah it's grade A material.

everyone: "You are delusional"
fishface: "NOO, all of you are delusional!"

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

When your hair is the ugliest shade of green on the spectrum, yes, it can completely clash with the color of your armor and ruin it.
Auto-fellatiate yourself.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Well, unfortunately you're going to need to live in ignorance.
I'm not sure what either of them did to you personally, but they've been nothing but friendly to me, so I'll take my experiences with them over your shit flinging.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I am merely an insightful girl.

A lot of people like me exist, but you won't find many here.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

/mlp/
I can do this too you stupid fuck.
I'll completely disregard everything you say and direct you to an unrelated board.
/soc/
I did it again! Kill yourself.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Anyone who engages in sex is ignorant to the core
I don't have any flaws
SMART people, like ME...

How is this person still here I don't understand

Lunatick
Lunatick

I am sorry, please forgive me!

happy_sad
happy_sad

Xivg is trash and can't even kill a8s with decent percentiles though

5mileys
5mileys

I feel that's pretty oddly specific, but I'll drop a picture with changed hair later, gotta go

Techpill
Techpill

What is even going on right now?

Snarelure
Snarelure

/pol/
That's your home little buddy, scramper off now. I think you have school soon.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

girl
This is wrong. You're a dude. You are not insightful either.
/lgbt/

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

go get help for your narcissistic personality disorder and delusions of grandeur please

Methshot
Methshot

/r9k/
That's your home little buddy, scramper isn't a word. le just a kid meme.

Skullbone
Skullbone

everyone i've met from /xivg/ has been lovely, even people i was told to avoid!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Minorin, post more!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I have yet to actually talk to people from here in-game, well, for the most part. May have talked to one or two but that was short lived.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

IGNORE

REPORT

stupid fucks

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Does anyone know if they're ever going to turn this into a barding?

Get help for non-existence mental conditions that only exist to label those like me by less inept individuals who are in positions like yours?

Yeah, that will "help" me a lot. Just like "leaving" will "help" me a lot. And how "necking myself" will "help" me a lot.

/pol/
Don't respond to me again.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Gonna second this.

JunkTop
JunkTop

This message is off-topic and has been duly reported.

farquit
farquit

hello

is it me you're looking for...

iluvmen
iluvmen

seconded

I like Fishface

Methshot
Methshot

But whyyyy?

Emberfire
Emberfire

/adv/
This is me responding to you again.

WebTool
WebTool

post pits

FastChef
FastChef

those are real medical conditions
you are not smarter than people who spend their lives studying this the way you study option selects on whether or not to shit your bed

your reaction to this is typical for someone with NPD but I don't expect you to have the self awareness to fully absorb that statement

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

The mods don't even give a fuck anymore

They probably want /xivg/ to kill itself off with sheer mass of shitposting at this point so they can just delete this whole general and not have to deal with it

farquit
farquit

post
/bow
/stagger

please

iluvmen
iluvmen

Reported for not ffxiv related.
Friendly facade is a real thing, not with everyone but with some.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I mean i'll probably go back, maybe.
Why does it matter anywho? I didn't expect people to notice me leaving!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It's nighttime.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

your [email protected] is cute, always going about minding its own business

Here you go

Maybe if I remember when I log in later

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It's okay I still love you son

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

that two toned hair
that terrible glamour

Berke, please. I know you have better taste than this. That chest is cute.

Got rid of the black hair already?

MPmaster
MPmaster

delete this whole general
This would be a glorious day.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Nana Bear for best minion

I can see it in your eyes

Except I'm not narcissistic, and you're not well versed in the little knowledge you so proudly spout about that field either.

I merely understand my place within the world, far more than anyone else here. You are all with me, but you do not realize it yet.

Someone is not friendly because I don't like what they're saying
Hello, America

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

sad grown man user is judging their character
when it's a real girl behind the character and she's a hottie

5mileys
5mileys

Someone is not friendly because I don't like what they're saying
Guess you were triggered by friendly facade.

TreeEater
TreeEater

they should just delete it right now because I don't see how this could get any worse

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Sorry but no "hot" girl worth their salt would use shitty two toned tumblr hair.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I don't have any flaws.
I am smarter than doctors.
Anyone who engages in sex is ignorant to the core.
I am infallible.
I'm not narcissistic!

Do you listen to yourself?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Since you ask so nicely.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Just subscribe to my blog if you wanna know what haircolor I currently have, geez

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You are all with me, but you do not realize it yet.

I am absolutely not self-centered!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I merely understand my place within the world
Then why are you here?
/y/
Be on your way.

massdebater
massdebater

post pits

thank you for aiding the struggle with high quality [email protected] pits

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

cute!

thank

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

and nothing of value would be lost
im not even sure why i still come here

eGremlin
eGremlin

He's orbiting any girl at this rate because he's on his last leg

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What's the name of your new character?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Berkham Ironic.

Supergrass
Supergrass

XIV has the best skyboxes

Of course, I'm right here.
I don't really know what you're trying to imply if there is anything that exists beyond that ignorance you hold, so please explain.

There is but one path for humanity to take. The individualistic ideals you cling to are only holding you back. We're all together, you are all with me, and we are all with you.

King_Martha
King_Martha

can I plunder your booty

Methnerd
Methnerd

you don't know what I'm trying to imply because your NPD keeps you from absorbing anything that would negatively impact you

stop fucking responding to me you braindamaged mental infant bedshitter

Illusionz
Illusionz

Just ignore/filter/report him

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

go back to teething on your mother's tits

Supergrass
Supergrass

go back to shitting the bed fishdick

MPmaster
MPmaster

??? what kind of insult is that

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

what

TechHater
TechHater

I've gone my 3rd time already and still no healer stuff ;_;

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

gufat is known scum and practitioner of incest

Emberfire
Emberfire

reports haven't been responded to lately
can't filter because he sets his resolution to retarded
somebody always replies to him anyway

Just end this general and my life

eGremlin
eGremlin

Visits 4ch
Doesn't like incest
okay lmao go back to 9gag lmao

Lunatick
Lunatick

Bonus.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

incest is great it tears families apart and causes divorces and his sister to kill himself! :^) back to 9gag! :^))

idontknow
idontknow

happy cats

Snarelure
Snarelure

no poopynose

get a refund...

Booteefool
Booteefool

Not wanting to do all of that

Fucking normies

Spamalot
Spamalot

green fart clouds
What the fuck is all this?

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw you will never leave this cat in an ERP induced coma

why even live

RumChicken
RumChicken

Supposed to be the whole green WHM healing sorta deal, but I get what you mean, ha.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

getting augmented fishing gear
haven't even glamoured it yet, im so excited for big fishing

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

tfw wake up one day and realize I'll never be a (You)llionaire
Sad cats

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Sister
Himself

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Here's one (You) for the cause tincan, don't get discouraged. You'll be an ebin one day.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Why would you get that instead of just IW for every gathering job?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I love (You).

idontknow
idontknow

coma

that sounds like a bit much...

i'm sure there are other things to live for

(You)

JunkTop
JunkTop

Don't be sad, Lily! I love you.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

partially because i'm only interested in the one gathering class, but also because i'm poor! i've started working on crafts though, so maybe one day
not sure if i'll get far without all gathers though

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

server?

askme
askme

siren!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

COME
to

B A L M U N G
A
L
M
U
N
G

DeathDog
DeathDog

Whats the next shitshow fiasco we have to look forward to?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Thoughts?
Just bought the game and I'm trying to make a character, but the creator is pretty shit.

Benchmark by the way. Dunno if there are more/better options in the main game.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Oh boy. Four (You)s!? Is it Christmas already?
Thanks anons, and not user! I'll treasure these (You)s forever.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Titan EX 1/1/1 Aether English
Please I'm bored.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Why are you on such a dead server
tfw I can't gift a full IW gathering set to this qt

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

apple green shirt
How do you dress yourself when you go outside?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tfw nobody would ever gift me a full IW gathering set
;_;

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Very cute. Just be sure to bring her to Balmung. I'd hate to see such a cutie go to waste on a dead server.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

One was enough, I wanna do them all but that might kill me.

hairygrape
hairygrape

How do we get rid of Fishface? Do we make a new general and not tell them?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You could get the other two to 60 within a week if you poopsocked it. Abuse leve's, Splendor Vendor Turnins and experience manuals.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw you are pathetic and try to buy affection

iluvmen
iluvmen

how the fuck did he get banned from the discord too

hairygrape
hairygrape

That's fine, but the red theme might be a bit heavy

try a more natural hair or eye color

Flameblow
Flameblow

But work + laziness doesn't mix well with gathering in this game.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i honestly appreciate the thought all the same! i'll get by though, i'll be good enough for big fishing with food by tomorrow, and without food by next week!!

honestly i think the gloves are the biggest crime, they just don't match the shirt. the colour looks great when it's sunny out though!
i don't really dress for rain

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Stab them in the neck with a knife would work.

massdebater
massdebater

he

Tofu is a girl and she's my princess

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Nothing matches the shirt.
You aren't wearing pants either.

Soft_member
Soft_member

yfw fishface is just plotting the most elaborate suicide attempt ever by driving one of you to do it for him

Inmate
Inmate

Thanks.
I'll have a play around with the details when the main game finishes downloading.

I'm rolling on Tonberry though.

Emberfire
Emberfire

1/1/1
dead game

whereismyname
whereismyname

SO CUTE

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

There's actually a small vg community there, hope you have fun

Methshot
Methshot

I think the gloves are the biggest crime
Think again.

RumChicken
RumChicken

what would you suggest? i'm open try different things!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

1/1/2
c'mon!

Snarelure
Snarelure

nyo

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Moved to Balmung,. looking for friends to do Deep Dungeon with!

IGN: Rensa Kahensei

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Lonely au ra looking for an EB...

PST

MPmaster
MPmaster

That's what happens when you're a cunt who thinks they're better than everyone around you but still for some reason wants their approval, friendship, and attention.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

theres no way hes serious though by the way he just acted in the discord

easiest is to probably just ignore/report it

TreeEater
TreeEater

I dunno, wearing pants maybe?
this face
Holy fuck.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

glamming void ark gear

I'm out. You can't be saved.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I wanna get into this, where is that Discord server link?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

there's no way they're serious
Have you ever talked to them before? They're fucking insane.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I'm open to try different things!
No you aren't. Picked you apart earlier for having bad color and glamour and you said "muh armory space!"

Emberburn
Emberburn

hating on VA gear
fuck off

DeathDog
DeathDog

1/1/3
soon

girlDog
girlDog

The only VA gear that isn't dogshit is the Scouting set.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

discord: I am a messiah
thread: HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT I AM A NARCISSIST OR HAVE A GOD COMPLEX I AM INFALLIBLE

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

all the non-melee sets look good

Spamalot
Spamalot

there was no suggestions there user, besides "emperor's new x" which i've gone and gotten!

horrible taste desu, sorry

i'd rather wear shorts for the same reason i mentioned before, i dress to look good in the sunshine. what are some shorts you'd recommend?

massdebater
massdebater

ada fucked off due to fishface
maybe they're not so bad

Skullbone
Skullbone

Scouting
isn't dogshit

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

adam...

King_Martha
King_Martha

proof?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Well, to be fair a messiah and god complex are completely different.
The two scenarios don't really invalidate each other

TechHater
TechHater

Hating on the DRG stuff, especially the pants which are super swank
Hating on the scouting set's cousin; aiming set
Delete!! This!!

MPmaster
MPmaster

I think fishface killed herself...

FastChef
FastChef

Why the fuck does leve allowances exist?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i wish people making posts like this would step back from the internet for a little while

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

tfw you can finally wear armor as a healer

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

inb4 im glad that person is dead!

Listen to yourselves, cucks

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I got home from work an hour ago, spent it trying to hatch a shiny ralts which I've never done successfully because I get bored about 4 pc boxes in every time

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Amber.....

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

stop talking about yourself shota it's pathetic

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

i've been telling "kill yourself lol" posters to fuck off since before they showed up. are you new?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Tanitsuki won the hunger games, why can't you be happy for them?

Soft_member
Soft_member

tfw your EB won't send you dick pics

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Not me, I like the scouting set.

Methshot
Methshot

Yeah, we should all be happy for Fishface's defining moment of their life.
Congrats Tanitsuki, it won't get better than this.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Why do so many people talk about an ugly aura

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Tanitsuki shit the bed and spent hours trying to explain why it was a great idea to do it, only to ignore the greater question of "why the fuck would you ever tell this to anyone, much less a mongolian bamboo chewing forum". I am very happy for their retardation.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

We're not talking about an ugly Aura.
We're talking about the ugly person who plays the ugly Aura.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

The longer you have to wait/do something, the longer you play the game. The game is structured to take your money, not even cleverly, and people call it the "best MMO on the market".

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I actually don't mind the healer set.
I have everything but the headpiece, and sans the oversized hat it looks like a disco suit.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Sounds funny

Snarelure
Snarelure

It wasn't a joke. That was literally a topic of discussion for the past three threads. He even posted pictures of his shit sheets.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Post your parses you subhuman pieces of trash.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Au'ra?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I thought it was a girl

farquit
farquit

The worst thing is that you're all treating them like they're a special snowflake

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Butt?

Soft_member
Soft_member

I'm too stupid to install ACT, and never done Savage, sorry.

viagrandad
viagrandad

And this is how to not censor the names properly

cum2soon
cum2soon

can someone post fishface's aura?

iluvmen
iluvmen

People have done nothing but try to bring the retard down to reality. Kind of the opposite of what you're saying.

It's a guy with a voice mod. You can hear it falter in some of his vocaroos.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Duration: 30s
That was the joke here, right??

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

No, it's exactly what I'm saying. Every other shitposter is just treated as a shitposter, even if they take up a gimmick. This guy takes up gimmicks and you take his Old English drivel seriously. That is a special snowflake treatment compared to everyone else, so no wonder he thrives off it

Snarelure
Snarelure

That dps is disgusting. A paladin should do 1600 at the very least in the first 30 seconds of th fight. Everyone else is also lagging 1k behind what they should be doing.

Kill yourself.

Emberburn
Emberburn

mongolian bamboo chewing forum
This shit isn't funny. This is paks tier humor.

Evilember
Evilember

Post Tofu being Tofu

RumChicken
RumChicken

Paladin doing 1600 dps in the opener.

They can barely sustain 800 DPS.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Why the fuck would you do a DPS parse on a dummy as a healer? Nitwit.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Is it true Tanitsuki posted a real picture of herself in Discord?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Yeah she's hot as fug

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

getting upset about a throwaway joke on a jewish bar mitzvah outpost

SniperWish
SniperWish

it was the room with all the tiny crabs in aquapolis

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

yes

Inmate
Inmate

/pol/ post in a reply to a post referring to paks

Extremely appropriate.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

fishface where is your ye old englishhe manner of speaking

TreeEater
TreeEater

fflogs.com/rankings/4#boss=1033&class=Global&spec=Paladin

There are 7 paladins doing 1100+ dps on nidhogg.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Best way to level up a tanking class without ever having to be the tank in a dungeon?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Tanking in dungeons.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Playing tank and not wanting the instant tank queues they get from dungeons.

What the fuck are you doing?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Being potato. :')

I also hate people.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

are you one of those "i wish dark knight was a dps" people? because i am, but it's not so you just have to play it as intended

Evilember
Evilember

You have a point

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Dropped the game about half a year ago cause no friends and I got bored of grinding tomes every week.

Kinda tempted to go back, please talk me out of it.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

palace of the bore i guess
idk, dungeons are crazy fast in comparison

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

You'll just wind up grinding tomes again.

I'm doing it right now, for my relic. It's tomes all the way down.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Read the thread and you'll talk yourself out

cum2soon
cum2soon

Come to Balmung. ERP instead of grinding tomes.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

selling eso mats for 20k+ per NQ piece because fuck relic
rolling in gil
this is silly

girlDog
girlDog

I ERP plenty, so that's not much of a draw for me.

farquit
farquit

server...?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Balmung.
But I also browse f-list and old warcraft sex channels.

Point is I got ERP out the wazoo, so I'm not going to resub just to do it.

FastChef
FastChef

I think I don't like clingy anymore ...

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Post ending in 5 decides what I do today.. I was thinking about finishing the MSQ up until 3.0 but I'm very indecisive.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yours ended in 5, seems you're finishing it.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Suck Natsu Seika's dick.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Anyone want to freeze to death with me

TreeEater
TreeEater

Neck yourself :3

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

F E A S T

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

leave.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Suck Lance Gravel's dick.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

ERP with someone and post logs.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Die with me.....

WebTool
WebTool

Level up

Illusionz
Illusionz

Suck Nysoph's nice cock.

farquit
farquit

^ This

likme
likme

dark knight
implying they don't want to vehemently state they're off-tank at lv60 duty finder
as Warrior

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

pst

bazinga

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

squid jealous someone else gets to go to the office

girlDog
girlDog

Doesn't ring a bell..

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Nysoph Ageski. Can be found in Ul'dah, by the bench.

You MUST do it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Will they teach me how this whole ERP thing works?

MPmaster
MPmaster

I could bake a cake with the amount of salt in this thread.

happy_sad
happy_sad

cute

cum2soon
cum2soon

Yes. Send him a tell when he's around.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

didnt he have commissioned lewd i wanna see please

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What do I say...

Emberburn
Emberburn

"I wanna get naked for you babeh"

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

"I need to suck your nice cock."

Emberfire
Emberfire

I don't want to take off my clothes........

Firespawn
Firespawn

You can do it with your clothes on.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

can we do sizeplay please

RavySnake
RavySnake

i wanna fuck this midlander

eGremlin
eGremlin

I am but an innocent cat.

girlDog
girlDog

but i want you to shove my catgirl in your panties..

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

still haven't decided what job to main
QUICK

SMN OR BRD

PLEASE RESPOND

DeathDog
DeathDog

Oh my.

eGremlin
eGremlin

SMN

iluvmen
iluvmen

are you still an innocent cat...?

viagrandad
viagrandad

i love bards and give them all my comms in every duty i do, even if they're bad.
bards are CUTE

Methshot
Methshot

Completely innocent.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Bard.
Bard is cute. Bard is fun. Bard is great.

Inmate
Inmate

can i at least shrink this cat and use her as a dildo?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

that midlander is already taken

Techpill
Techpill

that slut is already taken
figures

SniperWish
SniperWish

Wow!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

This was all too lewd for me....

5mileys
5mileys

;_;

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Writing a fanfic about Haurchefant and my character, is there somewhere I can reread quest dialogue

DeathDog
DeathDog

Name?

viagrandad
viagrandad

xivdb.com

It has the dialog from quests.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Where has crush poster gone?! We need to get these lovebirds together!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

cringelord

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Thank you

Nojokur
Nojokur

who is grey lizard
i will court her

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Crush poster? What is this about?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Did fish face suck Nysoph's dick yet?

Inmate
Inmate

She's asexual fuck off

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Happy to help, friend.

5mileys
5mileys

Need 30 medals for the next yokai weapon
Kill me, please
Holy shit

Emberburn
Emberburn

I want to fuck fishface's fish lips!!!!!!!!!

farquit
farquit

Can you read?
He said opener.
Look at the parse, it's clearly an opener.

Firespawn
Firespawn

naka post

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I miss 19cali..

Emberfire
Emberfire

Hey guys, just got this game. Any pitfalls I should avoid as a scrub? Picked archer

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

does anyone on balmung need their dick sucked...?

JunkTop
JunkTop

youtube.com/watch?v=d9arZ0VFKsM

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Can you read?

The poster that guy responded to was implying paladins can't sustain more than 800 DPS.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Stay away from other people, they are bad for you.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

none really, any mistake you make early on can be fixed with ease. enjoy the game and have fun!

Snarelure
Snarelure

Name

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

At some point you'll have to level other jobs for skills. Pugilist to 15 and Lancer to 34. So just be prepared to do that.

Put all your bonus skill points into Dexterity.

Ask someone for an invite to the Novice Network, a place where you can ask any question of a mentor, anytime, and youll usually get someone skilled to answer you. Usually.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Hi. Post screenshot of character, please.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

is there anyone on Balmung I could get a full set of lvl 30 sch gear from? The msq hasn't been offering much in terms of gear and I'm still in the novice hall stuff ;_; i don't have much gil to my name but I'll give you all i have

StonedTime
StonedTime

Would you be willing to ERP for gear?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i'd rather a place actually... someplace private

Playboyize
Playboyize

Sure, name or where to meet?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Awena Marette

DeathDog
DeathDog

Generic catgirl =)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Aww she's cute in a natural way. Not bad, user.

happy_sad
happy_sad

generic CUTEGIRL

likme
likme

send me a tell, Kirito Tia

Methnerd
Methnerd

this is what a full set of level 30 gear looks like senpai

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

azncat. Let me fuck that cute face of yours.

MPmaster
MPmaster

youtube.com/watch?v=rsA5oVt3ypc

tfw no ingame tanning system
Would be cool, desu

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Not bad. Well, an obvious pitfall you should avoid making is playing on any server aside from Balmung.

Please, come join us at the bench with your cute cat.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

for level 30 gear that would be some real shit erp bud

M.R. at the mb in uldah, p sure I'm the only sprout around. I'm lvl 27 but figured I'd get prepared

dyed it pink
glorious

Techpill
Techpill

hat

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

get game and make catgirl
try to reach out and be sociable
nobody cares for it unironically and nobody wants to level with me
see other people get complimented in thread and ingame
i'm done playing mmos on my own, it's not fair

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Cute Xaela. Would 30~59 gear be acceptable payment for really good ERP?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

server?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Just keep trying

Supergrass
Supergrass

Quicksand back alley 3pm be there or be square

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Balmung obviously. The only reason I got the game was to use it like second life with an MMO minigame.
My sub's not active and I'm not renewing it.

No, I'm not going to waste my money some more until I have someone to play with.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Can you post your character?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Should've went to a dead server

idontknow
idontknow

No, I'm scared someone might recognize me. It's a generic [email protected]

Everyone here told me to go on Balmung.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I dunno how people have trouble making friends.
Just start joining random FCs and try talking to people, it's what I did.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

man I thought you were just joking

Methnerd
Methnerd

how long did it take you guys to get all your umbrite for relic?

SniperWish
SniperWish

If you want unironic attention, why are you playing around with it? Just ask to see if anyone here wants to level or anything

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Well I'm sorry that was your experience. But I find it hard to accept you were snubbed. Another 'generic [email protected]' posted and got praise.

It's really up to the individual here to make friends and run stuff with them.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Never think people are joking in this game.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I tried to chit chat with most everyone /xivg/ or otherwise. Didn't join an FC because all the invites I got seemed pretty out of nowhere and like mass invites.

I asked around all the time and I got no responses.

Another 'generic [email protected]' posted and got praise.
Exactly, that's why I felt like making that post. It feels backwards.
I can think of one person I managed to play with a little bit but I think they were just trying to be nice since I was new, I didn't get to chat much beyond that.
Whenever I posted my character it was a mixed bag but I think most of it was just a goof.

likme
likme

not sure and i lost interest

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I want to use this cat as my personal dildo!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Sadelezen post

hairygrape
hairygrape

Three weeks but I didn't try too hard at first.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

hark is cute!!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Help, I need an adult.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Perhaps an adult that's 10 times bigger than you are?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

good morning

TechHater
TechHater

yes hello this is adult how can i help you

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Well, while most were probably mass invites it doesn't necessarily hurt to join one. I joined one on Zalera before I transferred off and they seemed pretty friendly. It's not like you can't just leave the FC if you don't like it. I met a few nice people in the FC I joined though.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Hey, i had like, 13k tickets from the Grand Company, but i did absolutely nothing relatedz as far i remember. Except DF, i didn't did the Leves and all. How did i win those? And how could i win more, hah.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

This sounds scary.

I am not convinced.

RumChicken
RumChicken

please list the nondegenerates in <soft> so i know who to talk to if i join

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I didn't join one because I was hoping to get into one with likeminded people and asking straight up seems too desperate.
It's probably for the better because I'm a neet so I shouldn't want to afford fueling a monthly habit but disappointing nonetheless. It was probably kinda stupid to think it'd help with feeling ronery.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

good morning / afternoon

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

sweet jp
red rivers
meria athera
rio zaruba
jara'hal noykin
thats it

eGremlin
eGremlin

just talk to tanitsuki shiruku and lance gravel.. they're true beacons of humanity

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I mean no offense here but i'm thinking the problem was more you than us. You should come back, give this game another try, and find an FC with people that have similar interests as yourself.

Be nice, social and try to invite others to do stuff with you. If you see other doing stuff, ask them nicely if you may join.

Evilember
Evilember

FATEs

Firespawn
Firespawn

Laika Blacke

Playboyize
Playboyize

Ones the loneliest number

FastChef
FastChef

Be nice, social and try to invite others to do stuff with you.
That's the thing, I did. That's why I'm a bit irked with myself. It wasn't a complete bust like I said, I remember one person in particular who was nice, but I still felt out of place because most of the time I was met with silence.
Either way I can't afford to try again on an uncertain "maybe it works out better" basis. I should make sure I know people I can play with beforehand. That was probably my mistake before.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

only 11 groups on balmung have cleared a8s
lmao what a shit server

FastChef
FastChef

151147953

All in a day's work.

King_Martha
King_Martha

tfw aranea will never sit on my face and call me names

why even LIVE

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

this is the same server/data center that cannot do thordan and sephi ex in DF

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

What server are you from Mr. Leeto cool?

likme
likme

Youre not part of a clear group on your realm so why does it matter? Server pride for something you contributed nothing to?

idontknow
idontknow

Probably a Gilgafag piggy backing off of Elysium. Like 95% of the people there.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Its like those people who think the Olympics are a representation of their country as a whole.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

im not a degenerate

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

they are tho

whereismyname
whereismyname

my circle jerk is so cool guys ;)

Playboyize
Playboyize

well literal whos dont count

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

everyone who isn't -AsExUaL AnD AfK- is a degenerate.

Lunatick
Lunatick

What would a mixed set for BLM and SMN look like?

MPmaster
MPmaster

pathetic!

iluvmen
iluvmen

more

eGremlin
eGremlin

meria
part of any circlejerk or clique
llol

likme
likme

tfw getting locked out of Mhach's last boss fight

Ah well

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

People you loathe for various reasons? I've got a list of lalafell that I cannot stand, an angry bear gay called Gentle Shadow that gets pissy as fuck when he doesn't get his way, specially if you turn him down because you are straight, Crimson Darkferal for being an edgylord that cannot seem to handle a joke and will aggressive attack you for even having a giggle, Ambitious Rose for being an annoying cunt that posts here trying to get that recognition they dont get in real life, Rinshan fucking Hanzo, do not trust that tranny scum. Will draw you in, drain you fucking dry of your resources while waiting and gaining trust and try and turn people against you. has done this many many times.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

(You) seem angry, why not just blist and move on?

King_Martha
King_Martha

It would look like a lower-but-sufficient SS black mage set with a summoner weapon. You need X amount of SS for black mage but smn doesn't have that requirement, so your gear will need to hit that threshold regardless. You won't need some 1100 spellspeed or whatever set, but you're gonna have more than a few SS heavy pieces to meet the base threshold

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

D I C K S

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Do you loathe afkcat?

SniperGod
SniperGod

tfw unintentionally join a lizard girl for her friends wedding
they are an RP family
oh god why
tfw she's rich though
hang out together for many months
she does super nice things for me involving an unconfortable about of gil
feel like shit for using them
stay with them out of need to pay back
end up establishing a vidya relationship and joining their family

Is this what it feels like to have good RP...?

Illusionz
Illusionz

S E L L O U T

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

why is rititen the admin of the xivg discord when hes literally incompetent at it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

end up establishing a vidya relationship and joining their family

Does this mean you text-fucked her? post logs

Skullbone
Skullbone

Because he made it?

King_Martha
King_Martha

bwanning you fwom the discowd >:(

WebTool
WebTool

someone should just explain the purpose of moderators to him

RumChicken
RumChicken

250 accounts in 20 mins
i'd be impressed if it wasn't literal autism

DeathDog
DeathDog

I agree

Luckily I deleted the discord from the OP a few threads back.

Feel free to make one.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

but he doesnt ban people
the mods ban spammers or ppl the majority want gone and ririten sticks his head in once every 24 hours and unbans them while every1 tells him not to

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

The entire thing has turned out to be quite dramatic, actually. Would make a decent story.
text-fucking
No user. it was text-love-making

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

iri stalking people and shitting on their facebooks
aether asks "user" to stop it because he's too scared to take on the queen
lol

MPmaster
MPmaster

New thread when

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

when you make it

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Phone tho user

Inmate
Inmate

The purpose of mods is to give power to people who are girls and nice to him. :3

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

he can't make threads on phone

s m h

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

what the heck when am i getting discord powers then

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You have to be a fat tranny, given his current staff

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Riri just did a great thing tho

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

he uses the xivg discord

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

oh

Flameblow
Flameblow

Tell us more.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Remember
discordapp.com/invite/0gZmJPQElZ22e0py
Is the discord where the famous ritten "fuck the kitten holding mittens or you'll be bitten" yuyunier resides

They won't ban you as long as you're not fishface or spam or post nsfw out of the nsfw channel or send people viruses

Enjoy posting there :)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Someone make new thread.

girlDog
girlDog

Everyone please do not make a new thread
Let's rest

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

lists legitimate reasons to ban someone
nice

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

new discord link anyone? seems he changed it :-)

5mileys
5mileys

discord.gg/HcTFG

Snarelure
Snarelure

Hes saying they need to ban people for more than that though. Behavior is important.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

you are dumb

Bidwell
Bidwell

not sure how to

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

sweet jesus this cat is bad

Playboyize
Playboyize

i think she's cute

server? erp?

Inmate
Inmate

151147953

Preparing our intensive care unit. This problem is a stubborn one.

WebTool
WebTool

Sure paks.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Anyone willing to pay for some game time?
I'll service you for it.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

have you ever made a post without attaching your fucking character

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

alot, you'd be irritated by how many posts were mine if I put on a trip

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

You are adorable. Please post more.

Inmate
Inmate

Post character first!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

more than i'm irritated about your gaia online relationship drama? you're a grown man, act like it

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Post character.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Put on a trip please

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Are you in a relationship with brown lightning cat?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

ignore it i guess, I'm not the one bringing it up
mateus, sometimes
not exceptionally or anything, and in the next thread maybe

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Irony - the post.

Techpill
Techpill

Name, server, ward and plot? Is it okay if I come visit you if you are on Balmung? Please.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I can't risk being recognized. It is a cat.
I like many of the races in the game and will gladly fanta if need be. Settling on a character was a nightmare to begin with.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

you brought up you and lily being through, though. you are bringing it up

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Discord has been infiltrated, ranks will fall and chaos will bring anew.

Riten, you've ruined your marks as a leader.

You could have stopped this, but my presence is eternal, for my words are true and my purpose is clear.

I will not falter in my crusade.

You think your hatred of me is absolute?
You take me for some static being?
I am capable of far more than you realize, and there are things in the works which you will never know of until it is too late.

Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING right now is according to plan.

I hope you enjoyed the peace while it lasted, for change WILL come.

massdebater
massdebater

You can't risk being recognized but want us to risk $30? Just post your character. Go to the stylist and change your hair color real quick if you need to.

TechHater
TechHater

Sucking dick for money is the cutoff point for risking your reputation?

happy_sad
happy_sad

He had Gaia drama too? And he avatarfags? Typical attention whore.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Do you ever take a break from terrorizing xivg to cuddle maybe?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

DO NOT
SPWEAD DWAMA
IN THE DISCOWD

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You force yourself and bring the drama yourself every single time you post your turd. Remain anonymous if you have a history of a drama princess.

Illusionz
Illusionz

TINY

AU RA

FEET

5mileys
5mileys

you're a disgusting excuse for a human being but also pretty funny

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

You can't risk being recognized but want us to risk $30?
30? That's pretty steep for some game time. It's like 10.

Go to the stylist and change your hair color real quick if you need to.
I can't since my account isn't active at the moment. Which is why I asked if anyone is interested.

I don't have much of a reputation but I'd still prefer to keep it somewhat private.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

that's true, but I really do try to avoid bringing it up, it's mostly others that want to talk about it and I'm never going to take the time to type long paragraphs here
mateus, ward 1 plots 58 and 60, you can find me on my alt on balmung bench at the ul'dah bench randomly, im probably gonna rest soon though so i'm not half asleep for raid later
that's true to some extent for anyone, but no

likme
likme

Why are you against using a trip? People wouldn't be forced to see you.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

you don't try to avoid it, you're just sneakier about it

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I prefer Ririten's mostly hands off approach to the Discord. I feel like if anybody else ran it half of the fun people would be banned. Inb4 he's hitler for finally banning shota though

Supergrass
Supergrass

I'm listening...
...no

I have no direct association with such a person, he is a free spirit bound by the words of my wisdom.

My words are true, yours and your means are corrupt.

Ignorance will give way, it is only a matter of time. This is the true nature of humanity. I have no doubt I will cleanse this place and free all of you from your shackles.

Thanks! I get that a lot!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Mashitus is a manipulator infamous in 3 different generals. Report him

5mileys
5mileys

He is

girlDog
girlDog

yeah I'll probably get one, why not
I really do
how can I possibly be famous in the dotes general, they don't care about a 4.6k shitter like me

farquit
farquit

Are you upset your 250 accounts got banned? :^)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Fishface is RUINING this general! Someone stop her!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

where's the midlander OP maker when you need him

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

hands off... the discord has...... no rules..........

5mileys
5mileys

In a party with a level 5 friend.
I kill a level 17 tree with him next to me (he hit it a couple times)
he says he gains no exp.

Is he talking shit?

takes2long
takes2long

him
Olivia is a girl

Snarelure
Snarelure

PLEASE do.

WebTool
WebTool

Read between the lines and maybe something will come of that. I give you this knowledge knowing that you will forever be too ignorant to do anything with it. Maybe if you listened for once it will serve a valuable lesson later on in life.

I really am, actually.

It's funny, I oft find myself cackling mad at the situation.

TechHater
TechHater

you have to leave the party if you want to mob tag

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

veekyforums.com/thread/151170703/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151170703/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151170703/video-games

Lunatick
Lunatick

Do you like au ra...

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

UR IGNORANT
UR ALL SO IGNORANT

Someone make a not cancer OP.

takes2long
takes2long

Paks thread don't go to it. Someone else make one.

Methshot
Methshot

Youre a fucking grown man, dont act like a schoolgirl

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