/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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I had a really fucking weird dream last night where Rockstar released an update that rebalanced every class fairly and it was really good but for no conceivable reason they made

ultimo cucks

single bold white man >>>> stripe cux

Poll results from last thread

I had a really weird dream last night too where I was in a big university area and some sort of cafe where I was eating with some friends and I dropped a piece of carrot in my lap and my friends laughed a lot at me so I tipped my friends plate over in his lap and he got really mad and refused to talk to me after that.

The tractor insanely fast and the best car in the game by a long shot
I accidentally posted before I finished my sentence
Also reminder to report and ignore shitposters

Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.

tfw no gtag girlfriend

>not wanting a pronghorn maid

post name so I can kick you from crew, faggot

tfw regular gf (male)

tfw gtag bf

>doing random ceo work for some dude
>shitter comes along and insta explodes my car with a shitsurgent gun
>call him out on cheating
>he starts shitposting in nigger speak about how i'm mad senpai
god this game's community is trash

m8 I can barely switch sessions without hearing literal children screeching into their mics or niggers getting angry over the game and threatening to kill each other in real life (even though I have voice chat turned off :^) thanks rockstar)

This is a key part of the target demographic, i don't know what you're expecting out of a grand theft auto game.

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>gtag is full of autistic babies, trannies and underage fags
where the "normal" people at?

not it 4chin

9GAG

Normal people dropped this game 3 years ago.

What's wrong with cute boys who want to look like girls?

does anyone else break down to near tears when they see best buddies within gtag play with each other and you dont have that?? depressing game

no

yah me neither

>it's a try to help randoms do their vip work by keeping people away from killing them but they still attack you episode

>tfw will never finish Humane Labs because of idiotic teammates

I will help.

ps4?

Release the hippos.

is there a super that drives nice and actually looks good?

Spoilerless Entity and Vacca.

>Vacca.
>forced carbon fibre parts

nobody cares about your autism

I do
:^)
I love Vacca anyway

wow so no update this week? Thats the first time ina long while. Probably since December.

never mind realized entourage double xp is till the 11th fuck.

>high power, high weight, and low grip

This is why I will never sell my Adder.

MEI IS NOT FAT

You're right, she's obese

kek

are they banned?

Post FX looks awful and has a motion blur you can't turn off. Reflections on Very High/Ultra don't look good on vehicles. Shader peaks at high. Same with Water. Shadows barely changs beyond High. Next gen grass is tacked on garbage and it shows whenever you're trying to shoot NPCs in the desert. Tessellation does nothing. While I do max textures out, most of them are pretty blurry anyway.

I regret getting the memecard not because of the throttle, but because there are no good demanding games anymore. It was overkill.

yeah she's fucking land whale

"obese"
"land whale"

back of the vacca is gross
the splitter at the back that can't be removed is awful

EVERY DAY I CHECK GTAG'S LATEST TRACKS AND STILL NO UPDATES

MY OWN TRACK GOT PLAYED FUCKING TWICE STOP GRINDING MONEY FINALLY AND GO RACING

fuck off to your own general blizztards

My dear boy, that's what fanart is for!

I would race if I had money for cars.
But I'd rather have something with planes or helicopters for once. They are good for nothing but killing shit or getting somewhere really quick.

Also, why did Dom text me (or call me, I don't remember) about parachute challenges or someshit, but there aren't any gamemodes with parachuting? Like in SP you have all the parachute icons all over the map.

Anyone here with a gtx1060, how does the game run? Planning to buy that card almost solely for this game

>there aren't any gamemodes with parachuting?
gta.wikia.com/wiki/Parachuting

>I would race if I had money for cars.
race with custom disabled

You're going to get pretty much a guaranteed 60fps on maxed out settings, if you're doing 1920x1080.

>QT hasn't put his trip back on yet
Is this what heaven feels like.

I made the thread.
t. Not a britfag

does /gtag/ miss nessi?

I do.

There are some GTAGs I would happily kill in their sleep.

Nessi is not one of them.

Same

He's okay. I hope the Marines are not too hard on him.

why is anger, frustration, etc. not a rational response to anything that happens anymore? do people just assume you'll go from mildly annoyed to smashing your computer within a second?

post custom tracks made with love please

posted my track yesterday already, got 2 more dislikes but no feedback so far:
rsg.ms/419deff

it's a fun race with easy to medium obstacles, designed for a casual, 4 races fun cup, tested with sports, sports classics, compacts and offroad (supers work too but it's more of a rally race than speed racing)

>A sociopath's approval

Are people still playing this game ? I might buy it if the online is still populated

>tfw no four-door, convertible supercar

feels bad man

I could never see another supercar added ever again and I'd be happy
We've gotten way too many recently

>tfw you revealed your power levels too much in the group chat and became known as the super autistic one

Where do I get the older Social Club from?

Blocking ports 6672, 61455-61458 gives pic related and it has probably to do with a Social Club update.

Or are there any better methods to get an empty public lobby?

Damn, didn't mean to reply to you. I just click the post numbers instead of [Post a Reply] out of a retarded habit and sometimes forget to delete them...

This is exactly why I don't go to any group chats.

Try being less autistic.

i have those ports blocked and everything works fine for me

i mean the only thing the game uses those ports for is matchmaking, it shouldn't affect anything else

Never Ever

posted the right image this time

Try using a newer version of Social Club

Never Ever

You've already said too much.

Soon soon

Do you repeat paint jobs, /gtag/?

I'm not a Russian shitter so no.

Whats the closest car that looks like a Saleen S7?

Fucking kill yourself

How much of the GTA storyline would've never even happened if Michael hadn't pulled one of Martin's houses down?

None of it would have happened.

It was a korean this time. He also had colored chrome Kurumas. Best damn heister I ever met though.

Literally none of GTAV would have happened if the GTAO characters didn't fuck up Los Santos so much.

>not wanting a pronghorn maid

post name so I can kick you from crew, faggot

>being a furry

post name so I can avoid you, faggot

>tfw haven't never ever posted in a few days
>come back and it's the hot new meme
Fuck yeah, cars.
Xth for never ever getting interesting cars.

>tfw never ever

Kazreetsu

get fucked kiddo

Whatever your status amongst worthless NEETs is doesn't change your shit taste kiddo

Yeah, but only because there are like 12 colors out of them all that is actually use as a primary. What I like to do is contrasting across cars that are sisters, i.e. Blue Zion XS, red Zion Cabrio, Blacl buffalo with white wheels, white buffalo s with black wheels, etc.

>he doesn't know what a 3000GT VR4 is
I mean if you wanna throw names like you're hot shit atleast have the right ones.

Turismo