>Alliance Newb is first.
>talk about EG
>GodZ opens his mouths
>starts sucking China's dick
uhhh
THERE'S THAT FUCKIN HORN AGAIN
Why were Americans so soulless during their celebration of TI?
PPD was kicking Aui 45 minutes after they won the match.
Mean while Xiao8 was being raised to the roof by Chinese fans in the stage
I'm nervous. Nervous that Alliance could lose.
Hold me, /d2g/.
TODAY
ALLIANCE KEKS ITSELF
EG CHOKES
People using livestreamer.exe are allowed to stay in this thread
for the redditors using the twitch chat: OUT! OUT! OUT!
Goddamnit not the fucking HORN again
What was it like getting btfo yesterday :^)
Americans are used to winning. It's just another day for us.
because every other team sucked in TI5
they didn't feel the rush of victory, their final opponent was some shitty qualifiers team
Just one of those constants of dota
You know its called dota 2 because its a sequel to the warcraft 3 mod?
The only thing that matters is what you are doing, not what you have done.
>Yurop about to lose their last seat in winner's bracket
>EG about to knock Newbee into loser's bracket
Feels good
Reminder to stand up for traditional family values
With the thread going so fast no one will notice me asking How Do We Fix _H_er?
While it's clear Jimmy "Demon" Ho is better than Puppey, RTZ, EE, Pieliedie and Bulba, can he truly carry South America against Miracle +4?
>rely on RNG Assassin aka your only strat.
>OG come through the Lower bracket to stomp them.
Reminder that iceiceice is confirmed to browse Veeky Forums in a livestream from 2012
Also CAT BALLS
>post-rock on iceiceice's bio
This is classy
Does Alliance even stand a chance against EHOME?
>godz
>ever casting chinks
>position four
what
how old is this
>The only all white Dota squad is a bunch of Swedish people
/POL/ BTFO
>livestreamer.exe
>Wangblows
no
nth for declining throw orders
>people actually believe Alliance have a chance
Them being in the upper bracket is a fluke, can't wait for 2-0
>Pos 4
Damn, maybe they should've cut that
I BET HE EATS THAT PUSSY TOO
can someone post the picture of godz looking over the chinese players just hanging around at the summit?
HOW DOES /POL/ AND /INT/ EXPLAIN THIS?
Did Ice3 serve in the military?
>not parsing raw binary datastream using mental telepathy
Post THAT webm
You know which one
you must have not gotten the script for this year since there will not be an el trashico Na'vi and EG must meet
This post is dedicated to the ones we've lost.
>EHOME vs Alliance
>literally My son vs My wifes son, the match
Cheer for strong family values
Go Lanm !
How is Bid Dick Lanm so fucking cool holy shit? I really hope they win this shit
I wonder how hard kemal leaned on him for this?
>not just getting on your knees and sucking my fucking ugly cock
Shut the fuck up you sad cuck lmao
he already has a gf retards, he literally picked her off the streets with a shitty pick up line
yep, he had to quit sc2 because of that
Quick post rare your Jimmy's I need them for when TNC knocks out OG.
lmao he looks like ye wise old grandmaster nowadays
absolutely based
yes around 2009-2010 iirc
she didn't friendzone him
he friendzoned her
>sucking Korean dicks.
Slap yourself.
>Daughter calls him Loda, not daddy or father but fucking Loda
swedecucks lmao
mfw there are people who unironically think ehome stands a chance
>crystal """""""maiden"""""""
Didn't he play Wc3 professionally as well? Dudes been around the block.
God, this gets me every fucking time
Where did big dick lanm come from?
her name is literally togepi
sorry meant alliance* not Na'vi
hahahaha that whore is his EX
hahahahahaha "friend"
It was just a poll about Secret:
>disband?
>try out new players?
>keep the team together
I think those were all of the options, cyborgmatt just is a fucking sensitive fat retard
what is even more sad and pathetic is that he knew hes getting himself cucked willingly
