DotA 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
RIP, THANKS CSGO

delet this

Previous Thread:

>tfw cs:go ruined everything

whos the grill on OP?

tfw every august csgo and league of peasants want a TI

>tfw australian
>tfw turning random tv/vg threads in to pol shitfest is my favourite pastime

>tfw no one wants to watch the international now that all the good casters have been removed
Thanks reddit.

>captain america
>losing on sven

Yeah, nah.

If they do manage to lose though, they'll probably lose the next one though.

Thread's been dead for a fucking while. Post your S4s

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>JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE
JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
>JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE
JEKYLL JEKYLL

Man the average korean doesn't look anything like those kpops for some reason...

I NEED to BREED Auroth.

can you guys stop sperging out for an hour or so, these threads have gotten really bad since the reddit invasion

Zai is a god

You are now aware all players that have been kicked from Secret did better than secret itself

>responding to every single anti americuck comment with a butthurt comment
>calls others butthurt

JUST KEPP AMERICA SHIT LIKE IT ALWAYS WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE

Based Sumail teaching s4 how to play storm spirit

swedes are the ugliest race in the world after niggers and chinks

>pic releated average swedish family

Her curse is no more

I SHALL TAKE THE NAPKIN

TI6 IS MINE

>EG will be first to win two TIs.
>in a row.

It will be impossible to discuss dota ITT anymore after this

How did we go from THIS

>S4

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE AN AMERICAN

The history of America is the history of bailing out European incompetence

dotards?

Fine.

It's raining Freedom here in Seattle. Pack an umbrella.

Tobi will not be casting GF, CyborgMatt has already complained to Valve that Tobi was trash talking Secret after their loss.

insiderbro here

Redeye given final warning

slacks the same

upper management has threatened them with termination

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More zen than the zen master himself, Kuroky.

yeah it's bugged it validated yesterday for me as well
not going to complain about it tho

LITERALLY

ONE

O N E
N
E

EUROPEAN IN UPPER BRACKET AND HE'S BASICALLY AN AMERICAN

EUROKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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to THIS?

>korean americans

Gross they probably don't even receive plastic surgery from childhood.

USA USA USA USA USA USA

Whats up, Perkele

could it be because an average korean woman cant afford a plastic surgery

Sumail a qt

>zai doing alright
>sumail doing alright
>artour is in the dumpster

feel like crying desu

She left the booth apparently

don't pass off your insecurities on us

everyone knows sweden has better looking people than 99% of the world, both men and women

>not euros team playing
>cuck himself in d2g watching NA BULLS winning

yeah i'm the butthurt lmao

Hey remember when EG lost one fight and every shitskin thirdworlder and yurotrash immediately jumped into le deetoo g to shitpost

>swedes are the ugliest race in the world after niggers and chinks
So which one is ppd?

Buckle up

zai is not one of them

>EG is the last hope for a western team in the upper bracket
>Euros unironically cheer for china instead after watching their teams get dismantled

It's a b-b-beta
If we bought more battle points Valve could afford to fix this

>you will never be forced into a situation where you are surrounded by waifus

Into the trash where you belong

1st post in /d2g/ in months! Go Liquid btw best team others a shit!

Reminder

SAY IT WITH ME
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>EG
>Good
>won because of meme Storm pick.
Shitmail can't play anything else.

>Yurop

why dough, for being too likeable and funny?

>scavenges lfetovers from wolves
you should change your animal honeslty it was fine in 1776 but now youve grown bigger than it
well of course zai is american

Hey remember how EG lost LITERALLY everything after TI5? Cause I sure do

meant for

can the crowd see the holograms?

why are sumails parents that color?

How many players do you think Kaci fucks backstage? I think she goes hard on the young boys, Sumail must be her favorite since he's the youngest. I bet they fucked before he played, which is why he did so well.

>all these assmad yurocucks

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What's the difference between EG and China? Arr rook same.

They just love their chinese bulls, after cucking them their wins.

Toby is a dumb cunt he gets cucked everyday

I do. I'd rather some boring china team win than EG.

EG is the true enemy of any european.

most yuropeons itt don't even have anyone from their country representing them in dota. they have just as much relation to china than to the fucking ukraine or sweden

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>eagle = americans
>egret = euros right after EG lost a fight but right before they blew out chinks

Is it true that Black^ got this name after a girl saw him naked?

They haven't had a team to root for in about 3 years now take it easy on the Yurope.

Will our guy LD cast today?

vp.G made a move towards her last year iirc

someone post the updated nightsky picture
it needs artour, ee, ppy, dendi and synd at least

>another yuro falling for the honeypot tournaments

CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
UP

Really makes you think

>Zai ET
>Universe void
It's over

VOID ET GAME IN BAG

Leave OG to me!

There are big tvs in the stadium.

>lose honeypots that give chump change
>win biggest e-sport even in history, twice

>alliance
>good

>ET + Void
Jesus

ahaha, just realized americunts cant bet anymore. But we can :D

masterful bait

people who hate tobi, who do you think is better?

I'm not saying things against zai, he is handsome.
However you can clearly see when swedes use snus, makes them talk in a weird way and it also makes them mumble a bit.

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>Arteezy is Anakin and Sumail is Luke.

STOP
DON'T START THIS AGAIN
NO ONE REPLY TO THIS

The holograms are just a show for the stream right? the audience cant see them can they?

EG(SUBSTITUTE FOR AMERICA) HAS ALWAYS BEEN SHIT --AND-- AIT ALWAYS WILL BE

>Not wanting a god-emperor to nuke foreign scum and usher in an age of post-nuclear wintery bliss

>cyborg mercenary Jimmy "Demon" Ho takes out EG in the Grand Finals

a man dreams