Previous ded: veekyforums.com
Where can I watch the cup
Literally Shitbox front page, or the wiki front page
No games until the next weekend
Previous ded: veekyforums.com
Where can I watch the cup
Literally Shitbox front page, or the wiki front page
No games until the next weekend
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tfw no gay enough to make a thread
big chance to make the new thread
tfw blew it
Second for Pes 16 a shit
You fucking bastard. I was so close. So close to death.
Also, which one of you weirdos is this?
tl;dr just tell me where the ERP is
/a/ council chat
I wonder which of them is the best at felattio
/a/ council chat
I'll have you know that chat is 99% ERP free
Ole is pure maiden. Ramen a throatslut.
Ramen is too gay for fellatio.
/mlp/ starts doing like shit
80% decrease of shitposting in /4ccg/
Really makes you think
he missed the fanfiction chat last time
/mlp/ being shit only makes me shitpost harder
That wasn't shitposting, that was people shocked at the fact that some ponyfag(s?) actually printed a MLP fanfic and made a book with it.
/ag/L goalhorn video when REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
did soryuu give you the t yet?
20th for rigging
i love you
80% decrease in shitposting
which manager has the most feminine penis?
This is a photograph of my cat
That bokeh gives me a headache
guys kasunagi wants out dick
You're probably used to generic creamy Canon bokeh. You should try some more patrician lenses, perhaps some old 60's Olympus glass or some Soviet lenses like the Helios series.
there never was nor will there ever be a contest
Obasu or Roboimouto.
/sp/ and /mlp/ are still alive
When will these teams die?
/sp/ lives on through the pure power of shitposting alone.
/mlp/, if struck down, will become stronger than you can possibly imagine.
/mlp/ in another pes16 cup
strong (let alone stronger)
liverpoo tier delusion
Worst case scenario, they stay in the Babbies and advance in Spring 17, going on to win Summer.
Sounds good to me.
/mlp/ will die when they follow /sp/'s example and start calling for managers' heads at every loss, and will be the new /sp/: the babbies the journey the saga the game all over. It's only a matter of time.
No other board is as retardedly hostile to their own managers as /sp/, least of all /mlp/.
Pack it up guys, /an/'s going to win this year.
DO IT YOU LESGHOST AAAAAAAAAAA
base aesthetic file is over 1.5 GB
wait a sec, are you trying to cheat me?
It's not 2013 anymore grandpa. Most teams have pretty good aesthetics these days.
I think he's complaining about mega apparently having a download limit of 1.5gb per day.
Mega has a download limit now. You have to wait like 12 hours if you want to download more than a Niggabyte.
Since when? I remember downloading some 4 GB JAVs like a week ago
3D porn in general is boring and fake as fuck though.
No thanks. I'll stay in my safe space discord
Literally Shitbox front page
We provide literally more viewers than the next 4 combined right
Go home PES, you're drunk.
It can't be that fucking hard to split the rar file into parts and upload them into another website
Comfy truck when?
If the current top streamers are anything to judge by, we have stiff competition from Bolan
when there's literally nothing else on
Reminder to make sure all the songs /yourteam/ used in the last year or so are in this pastebin so that they make it into the whole collection.
Also accepting all Group Anthems as a separate album
which may include /hm/ and /ic/ because they did exist at one point in life
/fit/ victory and knockout stage anthems
/a/ is missing Super Affection.
Didn't /an/ use Who Let The Dogs Out as goalhorn not so long ago?
Same with /k/ and the VDV song as anthem.
Also, /s/ used the English version of All The Things She Said, not the Russian one. And /sp/ used a piano and strings version of Wavin' Flag.
Looks pretty cool, though. Keep up the good work!
/k/ have had Rhodesians Never Die anthem since spring 15 iirc
i miss VDV
/an/ used Who let the Dogs Out and Interior Crocodile Alligator
missing PUDDI PUDDI
/vr/ had the Iwata goalhorn youtube.com
Super Affection is great.
Did we remove him? Can we even remove people mid-cup?
We didn't remove him,
the author of his manga did
Oh. Yeah but doesn't everyone know that?
Why the fuck are you swapping IPs every fucking post?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Seriously, I think you got the wrong guy
So we should expect Bert is a Corpse as the name next cup?
Both and are completely new IPs, I thought you were swapping IPs for unknown reasons.
Maybe? Honestly every fucking time we want to kick him or Mugi out he manages to pull through and we don't kick him out anyway.
Oh faceless, how I adore and despise you at times.
RIP my life
see you on the other side
I've lost my mind lads. If anyone finds it I'll give you five Rigbux and some #TOPLAD points. I want out of this pubic hair jungle where up, down, left, or right. All I can do is go back and to the left. Back and the left. Back and the left.
What the hell are you on about
Smoke more weed.
Don't ever let me climb into a bottle of rum on a tuesday ever again
Thanks for this cup related blogpost Old Meme Souuuuuu
here, I found it
That can't be mine.
It's too big.
Under how many layers of post- transirony do we currently find ourselves at, /4ccg/?
I don't wanna be awake anymore.
Jesus Christ those stats
come home from work
boot up PES
holy shit nice
go out later
come back to PES
0-4-1 so far
Time and date abuse is real
why would you want to be awake at all when the other option is playing /s/
I wish Ken was here doing comfy
He can just do a 2 hours jam session
When are we using a version of PES that isn't a broken piece of shit?
Ken doesn't care about the cup anymore.
isn't a broken piece of shit
we get current aesthetics working on PES12
if germanbro came back, why can't Ken
Because I'm a stubborn idiot and when they're on the schedule there's no avoiding the eventual confrontation so may as well try to think of something. But alas I find myself at odds with PES and therefore slumber appeals as the better option.
3 games in a row where I get 4 golds or 3 golds and silver dmg as D.Va and still lose due to shitters
My W/L with her sucks thanks to shit like this
What cup was it when Ken did the "it's all for you! Except you, previously Elite teams! GET THE FUCK /out/. That means YOU, /sp/" RO16 video
Because people come and go
I miss him too user, but if he doesn't want to commentate games anymore, nobody can force him to
he still does comfy on his twitch once every blue moon
Former WoT player here.
You don't know true hell. You haven't even seen the flames.
what is his twitch i want to no
also im a faggot who have issue with adapting to changes as people come and go in my life and one day boris will leave us too
D.Va is good for fapping and not much else. Actually, OW girls in general are like that.
fucker leaves the camp
x3 daily XP bonus
get oneshot by an SPG 30 seconds from the start of the game
we still win
using any hero that isn't Zenyatta
Oops wrong thread
they all go one flank and somehow lose to three enemies
they start running into the enemies, one by one
end up losing
And I hear them tomatoes found new ways of killing themselves, what with the new physics.
/x/ in elite RO16
I used to believe
I haven't played at all recently
Still some days are great
hetzer with non-derp gun
get on rock just right looking down a chokepoint file
only exposed part of my hetzer is sloped at like 85 degrees
kill 9 tanks trying to bust through
Then again you have shit like friendlies ramming you so hard you actually die.
same as his youtube channel
/po/, /ic/, Veeky Forums
this was only 2 years ago
It feels like a decade.
I remember that one time though where the enemy team trapped our last five tanks with 3 ded TOGs on that city map with the mountain
Seriously bullshit, the last ELC just ran to the cap ignoring everything else.
Test all day
do well early on
as time goes on, the win rate drastically decreases
now can't get anything but 5PA1Ns and BRA71Ls
What about pol8t1cs?
/myteam/ will never ever be in a elite RO16 ;-;
Himmelsdorf? This wasn't one of those stronghold bullshit game, wasn't it?
Still, it reminds me of a CW battle where we blocked the ice path of that one mountain map with dead Maus tanks so they for some reason started filing in one by one straight into completely invisible E3s.
Thankfully avoided that so far.
Hooray for small miracles, I guess.
Who are you
Isn't winter still available?
No not stronghold, the only five left were on the mountain who annhilated resistance on the mountain. The ones in the city got double-wiped.
TOGs literally just closed off both ends of the part that lead into their base from the mountain, it was fucking terrible. I imagine that's what it felt like slowly getting walled up alive, as soon as all three got into visibility everyone knew they dun goofed.
Sou I think your copy of PES is haunted
come up with a new formation my opponent might use
it's much better than anything else they have
can't beat it
Sometimes to remain ignorant is far better than to understand.
Use it yourself against them. If you can't beat it, chances are they can't either.
better hope that your opponent is just autistically running hundreds of tests with the same formation thinking that the next time it will work, instead of being creative
Is /4ccg/ allowed in the VGL now?
Not until they can beat /[email protected]/
Not until /qa/ is allowed in the Cup
Not until we get a /film/ team on the 4CC.
Just bandwagon /hanny/ if you want a team for the group stage
Speaking of which, will we get an updated roster pic for Veeky Forums?
we can effectively
of 4 PUs at a time
but that's not
ayyy fuck you
Maybe. I still technically need to draw the Spring 16 roster like I said I would, too.
I procrastinate and lose motivation when I feel like I'm obligated to draw something instead of it just being some spontaneous thing tbqh
so since the save from summer cup doesnt have the vg league teams names and all i export all the team from the save from vgleague 6 and then import them back for summer cup save but how can i change the name of the team they all just say vgl 6 instead of the team name?
Wow, How about you fuck off and come back when the cup is over, faggots
But the cup IS over
for Veeky Forums I swear to God I've been trying to reply to this comment all fucking day but my internet keeps choking when it comes time to input the captcha.
own two computers
test on both
every test is the opposite of the other
test for a match
have the wildest fucking results
Boris gets a 1-1 boreball
fucking cheat engines
team wins more often than no but who knows what the fuck will actually happen
Why did we put ourselves in this hell?
[spoilers]I'm actually hyp as fuck listening to team related music.[/spoilers]
tfw you don't want to test anymore because you know cup-sponsored meme magic will keep your team yo-yoing no matter how high your winrate goes in testing against the most obvious formation known to this cup
I only want the sweet release of death.
just like win by 4 dude
Want to stop testing because you know it's futile but you feel like you're letting your team and it's fans down if you stop.
It's 4 right now, it'll change depending on who wins between /d/ and /sp/.
If /d/ wins then it just takes a win over /out/.
If /d/ wins
Bet Shop on how many managers get killed after summer
A lot of miracles need to happen that day.
Three seems reasonable, who are our top candidates?
yfw /sp/ beats /d/ by 1 and /vp/ beats /out/ by 1
bet it all on 4+
Someone from vp
Anything under 2 should be 9999+ because both /sp/ managers are getting SACKED IN THE MORNING Sunday.
Poly is already basically gone so that's one
I could see Groudon or Feedback leaving if they fail to advance
Sou is also gone if /f/ is relegated
Sou won't give up
he will if he wants to keep streaming the babbies
6 on 4+, thank you for the free double my money
Groudon is 100% retiring whether /asp/ go out winless or somehow meme to a star
Carma is above except replace /asp/ with [s4s]
Feedback will probably retire if he reaches knockouts
Sou is gone if /s/ win on Friday, and likely if they even draw too considering /f/'s final match is against a maybe actually good /r9k/
Someone on /vp/ will probably retire if/when the yo-yo ride continues
Adding those to the managers Winter killed, PES16 will easily hold the record.
Who's died in 16? Hessen, Maydave and OMP are the only ones I can remember.
One of the /mlp/ managers and Bochu.
Reminder that if /m/ doesn't meme on /biz/ again on Friday they're almost definitely relegated
PWJP, Bochum, PMB, and all three /sci/ managers.
PWJP, Bochum, >Obasu, >SeeSaw, Aitor, Ordinate, Marquis
PWJP, Legendairyman, Dawgamus, Brenn, Goat (although he came back)
Really? After just one foetus with /fa/? He's still on the /fa/ page
Polybius seems to be Dead on Arrival right now
Shlomo might, but he has gone through rough shit before, so he's a wildcard
/sp/ could sack someone if they fail, but I highly doubt it and thats probably a dumb meme
Do you collect those?
I want them all
Polybius seems to be DOA right now
Hope it's at least DOA 2 on the Dreamcast.
Always thought those were fighting games instead of titty DLC games.
Someone on /vp/ will probably retire if/when the yo-yo ride continues
I wonder if they've discussed between themselves who's going to take the fall
Probably the one who's been there the longest
Show up your browser history
After the Spring run I feel like I got a few cups left in me. How many exactly? that I don't know. It probably would depend on how the results of the next couple of cups go. Either way I'll do what I can for now, so expect me to keep managing for a while longer unless some major IRL shit goes down unexpectedly.
However, I will have to retire eventually, and I'm still hoping someone will show interest in taking over /vr/ before I do. If that were to happen I'd like to help out as much as I can before stepping down for good.
I've been ded for a year m8
Page 9 saving moment for Jesus here...
what will kill 4cc
or will the 4cc live forever until Veeky Forums dies in 100 years
really makes me think
as long as theres two people on the Veeky Forums, someone's gonna want someone rigged.
>This Pokémon is called Namakobushi and is said to be able to send its insides out from its mouth and use as a fist.
It will last until the 4CCC has had enough of PES being an irredeemably broken piece of shit (basically not FIFA) and calls it quits.
page 9 AGAIN
WHY ARE YOU SO DED /4ccg/?
why are you so alive?
Use a save editor from the tools section of the wiki to change their names, I think it was the pes next gen editor.
Not him, but when opening it, it says it can't find a part of the path to Boots.bin and Balls.b in, and when I try to open an EDIT file, it says it couldn't run pes16decrypter.dll and the specific module couldn't be found. Wat do
Also, team sorting/team naming/logo editing for RigIt when?
Let me guess, the trip pass is #9 too?
page wew lad
Why does /mlp/ have the most autistic fans in the entire cup?
they like my little pony: friendship is magic, it doesnt take a rocket surgeon to find the correlation there
I dunno, I enjoy being somewhat autistic to be honest. But then again, I also enjoy watching my little pony : friendship is magic
Now this thread can be kept alive by triggered Barneyfags
Show me a peer-reviewed and approved journal article which explicitly confirms a connection between viewing the television series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" and possessing the mental disorder "autism", otherwise you admit that you're a Redditor.
I met the artist a couple of weeks ago
she was cute desu
Show me a peer-reviewed and approved journal article which explicitly confirms a connection between shitting on /mlp/ and browsing reddit, otherwise you admit that you're autistic
Show me your dick.
OH FUCK I CAN'T PROVE IT, I'LL JUST COPY HIM!!!
AB/mlp/ really is worse than /mlp/
Let me ask an impossible request
oh fugg he asked me something impossible too, better call him a copycat :)
Your claim: Liking My Little Pony means that you're autistic.
Your proof: None
Your response: Yeah well it's impossible to prove it
My response: NICE DAMAGE CONTROL FAGGOT
You caught me, I cant find a peer-reviewed and approved journal article which explicitly confirms a connection between viewing the television series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" and possessing the mental disorder "autism," I'll be sure to have one on hand next time
I bet you could get a legit paper like that pretty easily, psychology is a meme.
fugged your imouto today, /4ccg/?
I honestly think they're tied with /sp/ in that regard.
/mlp/ had grils
I know it makes some sense considering the subject matter, but still REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Only two more days.
I am the Lightbringer...
listening to album with a song called Lightbringer in it
check /4ccg/ and see this
I'M THE FUCKING UUUUUNIVERSE!
I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher.
/a/ is beating /fit/. what
How does the cup has like 1000 viewers when these threads at most have like 100 people?
Because of how cancerous this general is
Board fans that don't visit /4ccg/, redditors, strays from hitbox.
Where were you when YouTube comissioned an anime?
I'm always in /4ccg/.
N-no, /mlp/ fans aren't autists
Provide me with the kind of organized, vetted, and scientific proof that only an autist would demand!
Dunno what you want to see.
Why do i feel, that /mlp/ somehow makes it?
Because /vr/ has not scored more than 1 goal this cup yet, while /mlp/ got at least two against same opponents?
/mlp/ is going to win 3-2 on Saturday and it's all going to be moot. Don't worry.
win by two
implying muhmentum won't screw them up in 90+++
shut up shut up
O God, there must be more time left than that
Sometimes there are things that cannot be overcome no matter how hard you try or how long you are given.
Is >Ved completely ded by now?
Yeah, the muhmentum is going to change /vr/ tactics to go from defeat to a draw, just like with /u/.
Don't worry, /vr/ already completely kicked /r9k/'s butt last cup and they're going to do it again with /mlp/. They know how to defeat suicidal 4-3-3s by now.
Moderately hyp t b h
Gonna take my laptop to work so I can watch
/4ccg/ now cheers for /vr/
What happened, did you all suddenly discover your love to retro games?
/4ccg/ supports the team with a chance to eliminate /mlp/
What a shock.
Well you either want /mlp/ or /vr/ to win the match, only horsefuckers want /mlp/ to win.
/vr/ is a comfy board, why wouldn't you love them
the only true fallout games are retro now and that's enough for me to count
oh man I also love Fallout 3!
Fuck off, Todd, I'm not buying your games
tfw was sarcastic but can't tell if this poster is serious
It's going to be such a shame if /mlp/ fails to advance and /vr/'s comfy vibe gets forever destroyed by the 4ccg anti-brony league.
Board is comfy
Team got good roster and fun to look at
Manager is a nice lad
Playing against horsefuckers
What's not to cheer for?
community is full of faggots that have arbitrary definitions of "retro"
team roster is mediocre
manager is a faggot
literally only likable in the next match because they're against ponies
Yes, though he is still in /merit/. Figure that one out.
Boris retires as commish
/merit/ stops being relevant
Horsefuckers leave off into the sunset
Now /mlp/ is shit at PES
Really makes you think
I'm not meming or stirring shit about /mlp/. It's weird that the whole idea of /merit/ was to put people in charge who do things for the cup and now it's full of people who do nothing. The most anybody in /merit/ does is stream, which puts them in the same company as Lark and Dtroit, if you ask me. Gracen and Ved don't even do that much anymore and the last hyp video Ved made was for the horsefuckers and their private cup. The actual work for the cup is all done by people in /aesco/ and /rules/.
Am I alone in thinking this is a strange arrangement?
Well it turns out that the song for /fa/ that I thought I would only have to cut a segment out of is actually 16 fucking minutes long. Even /mu/ isn't this bad what the fuck is wrong with this shit team
buttblasted robot spotted
still being this mad about spring
/merit/ was always full of people who do nothing.
Is it weird that whenever I post about fuccboi managers, dicks and other gay shit here I get kinda excited, but I am absolutely not interested (put off, actually) in even watching the real thing?
If /merit/ was actually based on a meritocracy (what it's supposed to be), the people in it would be the current Commish (Lear), the streamers (Boris and Sou), our technical guy (f4r), /AesCo/ Rep (Smugleaf), and one or two members from /rules/. NBD is fine too I guess?
I have no idea why Gracen is in there, nor with Ved.
While I found Ved's earlier contribution to the cup very valuable (his videos were top notch stuff), he just doesn't do them anymore, and to be quite frank nor are they a necessity to running the cup (as you'll notice, we've been running it without any of his vids for like a year now).
And if you were to ask me, he doesn't even have the mental state to be in the administrative group, the man is a fucking clown.
I really have no idea why there isn't an /AesCo/ and /rules/ rep in /merit/ but people like Ved are, just doesn't make sense.
Because Lear can't kick people out.
Wasn't Granec there more like in a honorary position of being a commish once?
nigga I always loved /vr/
so can we finally admit Sexcopter wasn't that bad?
Cockchopper did nothing wrong
Portugal did nothing wrong
wasn't that bad
calling me a horsefucker
kinda offended desu
only 16 minutes
Pleb fucking shits
after all i did if anyone is interested in a save that has both vg league 6 and summer cup teams with names and all here is
frogposter is dumb
what else is new?
I'm interested. Thanks user.
In an alternate time line, /merit/ looks exactly like you described.
insecure /vr/ fanboy detected
Get over it, your board is slow and trash.
Fitting. It's just like the games from back then.
pull out old ultra-offensive formation from PES15
score in 1:19 in first test
It makes perfect sense, watching the Cup is at least 10 times more fun than posting in /4ccg/
really have no idea why there isn't an /AesCo/ (...) rep in /merit
Because Lear is in the /AesCo/ so a middleman isn't needed
Well if you're a manager, please do use it.
It would probably be better if one of the /AesCo/ frontrunners who actually know what's going on and all that were in /merit/
This. Same could be said for /rules/, where he was open about just acting as a runner and not knowing anything about the rules changes.
NBD got in /merit/ before making the whole Auto-ATF, and even then, is really worth having the guy in /merit/ because he made one single program? And isn't he death too, making talking about him pointless?
I think most errant casual fans would rather spend time in the mulp threads, thats how shit you guys are.
Give me a 4CC related filename for this
t. used to be casual fan who went to /mlp/ for comfy 4CC threads
Who here ready for the Awoo~enning?
/mlp/ threads are alright if they're not playing that day.
Specially not against /myteam/
They seem to get pretty butthurt about weeb teams. I guess it's because they get confused by animation that isn't made in flash
Reminder that Momiji is an irrelevant miniboss with no dialogue and no official art, and she doesn't have wolf ears
But she's so cute.
/pol/ react to stormfront's goal with /adv/ fans in the background.
Just /a/ most other weebs can shitpost as they please.
Who's that? Are you talking about Awoo~
My legs are dangling off the edge the bottom of the bottle is my only friend
testing against the other team
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!
she was a pretty comfy tank in Labyrinth 2 until "boobs with a scythe" joins the party
fuck that boss, fuck it with a rake (every one of her attacks, aoe, have a death %, in a game without cheap revives)
daily reminder /asp/ is about to lose the last spot in the permanent elite club, unless they absolutely shit on /w/ by at least 2 goals
(e-mu match irrelavant to asp, whatever happens the winner will have positive gd, the win against w gets them in by destroying w's goal difference)
tfw had to use pay pal on a co manager of the other team to find their sliders a day before
Most of that club might be disqualified after this weekend.
Did you pay him $150?
Guys, lets meet in PES, i am infront of the Arcadium.
what a wonderfull day
no mans sky
what's up with interesting games turning out to be bland survival games lately?
I'm going to need someone to explain this image to me. What's the relevance of a fat guy wearing aviators and a busted website?
I'm there, but I can't see you.
Must be server issues
But that was really nice meeting you!
Literally shaking, jeez louise
He made a no-positive review of No Man Sky, and his weebpage is now offline for 'some reason'
fuckign finally a medal get
Oh god I know, We Happy Few could have been super cool, but then it turned in to... whatever the hell it is.
Fuck off angry german fencer
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Thank God for me!
jizzing piles of horse vomit
/sp/ will win, its coming home, cap it. 0% chance >we lose. It's our year, meme magic will prevail, based lelbron and constanza are playing lights out, LCIM is playing in perhaps his last tourney and TSUUUUUU and Messi are in top form along with a rock solid defence anchored by the best keeper so far in roast solo. The loss to out was a fluke, wouldve been a tie without the retard rng header save. After this its an easy cruise to at least a top finish, were back baby!
I love times like these
it would have worked fine as a linear story, it had a fucking great story, but no, everything has to be sandbox survival nowadays, and it cant even do that right (no actual reliable sources of anything but water)
is there a way to play online this mod pes?
tfw I've been inside that same plane
You had better hope that /mlp/ makes it on Saturday or it's going to get a whole lot deader.
but there's nothing wrong with dead threads when there's nothing to discuss
ded thread with no /mlp/
liv thread with /mlp/
I take the ded thread any day.
I'm too busy preparing myself for autumn
Why not preparing for trying to avoid autumn altogether?
That wasn't going so well.
This is easier.
Got to see inside one of those at the same air show
Friendly reminder that No Man's Sky is a 100% single player game
why do people care so much about that game anyway it looked like shit from day one
SEAN SAID THE TRUTH
SEAN IS THE JESUS OF VIDEOGAMES!
Don't do it
PES' online feature contacts the FBI
Gotta overhype whatever shit game comes out before Infinite Warfare sweeps the floor with them.
We did it /vp/!
Screen cap of match stats or it didn't happen
decide to randomly run a game with 45-minute halves
go do something else for 2 hours
Literally surfing on its tail
That's some cool ass shit
cap or didn't happen
Can I be FUCKING real for a second?
This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.
A tiny team of people made an entire team for you to watch. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "fans" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to fucking riot.
Guess what? The match was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a game.
What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big board filled with mysteries and cartoon horses. I just lurked it for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want?
Is it autistic? Sure. Is it repetitive? Maybe. Is the team imperfect and the managers questionable and the structure unclear? Sure, fine.
But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?
How fucking entitled do you have to be to watch a virtual divegrass on Hitbox and then say "yeah but..."
We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring games in recent memory.
/mlp/ management doesn't owe you the win. Yet they gave you 18 QUINTILLION of them.
If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never fans in the first place.
Enjoy autumn fag
git gud lmao
If I can't test, I can't test. If I'm busy, I'm busy. Simple as that. It's not about that at all. But it's easy to talk about and sum it up when you just talk about testing; we're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the /soc/ manager, and we're in here talking about testing. I mean, listen, we're talking about testing. Not a cup! Not a cup! Not a cup! We're talking about testing. Not a cup; not the cup that I go out there and die for and manage every game like it's my last, not the cup, we're talking about testing, man. I mean, how silly is that? We're talking about testing. I know I'm supposed to do it, I know I'm supposed to know what I'm doing, I know that. And I'm not shoving it aside like it don't mean anything. I know it's important. I do. I honestly do. But we're talking about testing, man. What are we talking about? testing? We're talking about testing, man!
We're talking about testing! We're talking about testing... We ain't talking about the cup! We're talking about testing, man! When you come to the stream, and you see /soc/ play... You see /soc/ play, don't you?
I'm looking forward to this match now.
With a bit more fine tuning you could make it about Ved
Anyone wanna meet up in PES? I'll be in Konami stadium.
I enjoyed this, even the small details like Reddit spacing, so I am granting you this (You).
I only ever go to Saitama 2002
Fucking hell, I come back to this thread and I read your posts, and you're STILL going at this shit? Listen dude, I don't know who shoved that giant spiked stick up your ass but you need to mellow the fuck out. If all you're going to contributing to this event is blowing shit way out of proportion, making retarded assumptions, and generally being a whiny little bitch faggot, please, feel free to stop watching and leave these threads. Nobody will miss you, you oversensitive crybaby. The cup isn't gonna live and die on your fucking terms, and if you honestly, sincerely think that I would rig against /sp/, a board I don't give much of a particular shit about to begin with, based on a completely non-existant basis, you need to get a god damn head check. Oh, and by the way, you might wanna check up the definition of weeaboo; it means someone obsessed with japanese culture, not someone who posts reaction images from anime. Said pictures which apparently get you SO FUCKING MAD that you begin shitposting about inane garbage with no basis in reality and throwing conspiracy theories around about the cup... because they are pictures from something you don't enjoy, and posted in the thread which has no god damn relation to the actual cup - you know, the thing going on in a stream? I suggest you take a walk and get some fresh air and re-evaluate why you think that a person posting a certain kind of picture makes you so fucking upset, and why it makes you think it would affect their actions in running a competition, a competition by the way, that said person cares enough about to sacrifice a lot of his free time and money on to keep from dying a sudden death, any fucking different. So please, if all you do is get butthurt over literally NOTHING, find something else for entertainment.
I was just there 20 minutes ago, can't believe we missed each other! I was wearing an [s4s] kit
I went there but I couldn't see you anywhere. Still, this is so exciting, I'm literally shaking right now.
Some of you guys are alright
Don't go to the Cirrus Maximus on Saturday
You guys should try fluid. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling tactic like fluid seriously when I am learning long ball?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful art like fluid beat a powerful one like long ball?
Well, I have a story to share with you.
Years ago, I was a Longballka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a /fit/ exchange student, I still remember his name, Johnny Bravo.
I picked on him because of his hilarious and thin legs. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to /hm/ (Yeah, I was a little homophobic prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.
Well, here comes the fight. I threw passes and throughballs, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing blooter, and he quickly countered it to and scored a goal. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.
When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Johnny Bravo. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in /fit/, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an fluidoka and have been practicing fluid ever since to show my thanks to him.
Going straight to my pasta folder, effort brings rewards, have a (You), you earned it.
wtf i hate PES now
Where have you been?
Have you guys been to CIA Meemorial? This place is badass! I'd love to hang out with you guys but
I don't get to bring friends.
The /mlp/ mention makes this exquisite.
Gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
I'm not using that formation though, and /wsg/ are slurpers
effort brings rewards
I feel like I've robbed (You), so have it back
Really? Last I heard the fire was started there.
Source your quotes, friend.
Thought there were no survivors.
Imagine being Boris in that stream and having to be all like "damn, Germanbro, you fuckin' fine, all professional with your potato quality and horrific German internet. I would totally watch your cups, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fap to ponies in his cupboard. Like seriously imagine having to be Boris and not only sit in that chair while Germanbro flaunts his disgusting stream in front of you, the Ken commentary barely concealing his pixels and low framerate, and just sit there, match after match, cup after cup, while he perfected his rigging. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking quality but his haughty attitude as everyone on the chat tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, /Y/'S PITCH LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his blurry fucking potato stream destroy the player's names in ways you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been streaming nothing but a healthy diet of friendlies and invitationals and later alleged rigged /hr/ matches for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /merit/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the potatoes that are breaking out off his screen as he fucks up another goalhorn, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in his "hype (for that is what he calls himself)" commentary, the commentary he worked so hard for with Ganon and Sideless in the previous months. And then Dragonfag asks for a timeout, and you know you could ban every single person in the chat before IRC could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Boris. You're not going to lose your future streaming career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
How do you automatically skip replays? It seems only the first controller does that.
I liked the /sp/ - /a/ one better.
See that planet? You can explore it!
maybe it ended 32-0
see that other player?
haha, no, of course you don't
Take a hike
Nah if you leave it alone long enough it'll keep rolling I've had plenty tests vs /p/ where I'd go get something to eat then come back and they're up four goals
and you know you could ban every single person in the chat before IRC could put you down
Kek, good one
Sou will never make a delicious mexican dinner for you and your 4cc friends
Feels malo mang
Speaking of this, I need to make dinner.
Does /4ccg/ know how to cook?
What's yer ingredients
Yes. In fact, some people in /4ccg/ support a board specifically made for cooking!
knowing how to cook
It's all youtubers and fast food now
I'm making chicken stew tonight.
Someone post Sweet Sundae Ramen for this guy
trying to get aesthetics pack for testing
any other source?
This wouldn't look so disgusting without the food coloring, the poptart and the fuckton of whipped cream.
I'd try it.
over 20 lbs of flavor
Which 4CC player would you
walk home gently, /4ccg/?
W I D E F A C E.
I'd walk him home and
prepare his noose.
Now that the 8th season has been announced, will we ever see a Teekino player on /a/?
If you look closely, her mouth is like a Predator's
Approaching the limits of good taste there.
What? That's a thing?
And no sorry, it took me 8 hours to upload it, I'm not doing it again
Why aren't we using the wiki server for that kind of stuff? 1.5 gigs shouldn't be too much, right?
/a/ has already plenty of memes to make players out of.
Same for /u/
worked on my machine desu
its not really seasonally relevant or a board meme so probably never ever
Testing is going awful but you still can't wait for your match because you're excited to play
I think I've transcended autism, lads
not seasonally relevant
It's one of the best 5 minute episode series ever.
Wew, here ya go senpai: vocaroo.com
muh 5th place match
NO ONE CARES RITZ GIVE ME TERUTIME
I really have no idea why there isn't an /AesCo/ and /rules/ rep in /merit/
metric fuckton of chapters later, Saki and Nodoka's relationship is still "look at each other, then blush"
Nodoka's tits have ballooned from simply cowtits to hot air balloons glued to a flatty.
been playing overmeme for a few hours
come back and start testing
first goal in the first test
I love this game
that's what you get for playing overmeme
Konami detects that and shits on you
What the actual fuck
Keeper that ahead for literally no reason
he wants to see the game too
imagine being toki and having a spin off at the same time as a match in the official manga that only gets page time at all because you're motherfucking toki and you run this shit right now
and also because ritz has literally no idea how she's gonna sort out saki's relationship with teru at all
I love that kick, cause it's got that delay of a wind-up and then the resulting spaghetti is so quick, it's good comedic timing.
just casually watches the ball roll past him
He's made it clear seeing is all he intends to do.
We don't even know what their fucking problem is after all this time
Like memes aside, did Saki actually fucking push goldfish off the pier? Why is Teru even angry at her? IS Teru angry, or is she just an autist who Saki is misinterpreting?
Fuck, I've got the 3rd season backlogged. Make it stop.
Shinohayu and Tokihayu will be done before we find out, cheeky fiver on it being completely unrelated to goldfish and some shit ritz pulls out of her ass after years of everyone meming about it.
maybe not the same situation but a keeper being caught off his line happens with consequences
inb4 it's some Itachi tier shit where she was trying to create the ultimate rival
Marathon it. It's like 3 minutes or so per episode, less if you go full pleb and skip the intro. Won't take you more than a couple of hours.
couple of hours of Teekyuu
Just try to not melt your brain down.
ritz has literally no idea how she's gonna sort out saki's relationship with teru at all
Won't settle for less than Teru being deeply in love with Saki and desperately repressing it by now.
Having teekyuu on your backlog
An entire season lasts 36 minutes
could have been about WiFi dykes
no lets give the spinoff to the corpse
"""Achiga"""-hen was literally her series anyway
making a cup thread on /w/
for what purpose
Can't be bigger than that one shrine maiden. Those tits were just ridiculous.
Mountain monkey should be executed desu
Fuck them and fuck Akado, why did she even get so triggered? What exactly did Grandmemer do? Do we have any idea what her ability is?
inb4 instant tenhou
Their fan wants to shitpost to himself.
she's not the only one, we've gone from torpedo tits to just barely attached ballons
Well Awai who was basically a DFC is now a D cup so fuck me too
It's terrible. Like I'm not even one of those >cowtits gross people but those things aren't even tits, they're like someone put melons under a shirt.
You'd expect Ritz to know how breasts work and look like.
when did webms change to this shitty format
You'd also expect male doujin authors to know that a dick 16 inches long just looks retarded but hey
Moving the story to Toki/Teru was the best thing they did. no one cares about achiga anyway other than for Kuro. Mountain monkey's ridiculous ability from out of fucking nowhere was the biggest asspull as well just to set up her being some sort of threat for the final when literally no one cares that she's there.
Well they nerfed Awai's ability into the fucking ground for one
/a/ will get relegated
/mlp/, /sp/ and /pol/ advances to RO16
if dubs the inverse of all the shit above happens
The two things i care about Saki is Kasumi Kasumis
implying /pol/ will advance
their chances are bigger than /mlp/ and
Pull the other one
"/tg/ will beat /pol/"
"/vp/ will beat /mlp"
This cup is fun because most of the shitters that kept lucking their stays in the elite are getting exposed. Prove me wrong.
Key word: "most"
Nah, /out/ is beating /vp/ this Saturday.
To be completely fair, not like /vp/ are even all that good, they're easily one of the bottom-feeder trash teams this Summer.
/a/ will ninepoint the block
I think /myteam/ might not win on Saturday.
embrace the autumn, fellow mareman
I am terribly uncomfy right now
What did he mean by this?
t b h, the thread is pretty boring and we haven't had a happening in ages. Could you just do it now?
Well since you asked nicely.
Nick Leddy's coming back to assume the role of commissioner effective immediately after Summer.
We will be switching from PES after five long years of faithful spaghetti to
Mario Strikers You're waifu a shit. And you're now blinking manually and are also aware of the weight your tongue has. And now *YOU* are breathing manually Mario Strikers
That'd be fun. Fund it.
This is now possible: youtube.com
I am 100% behind this.
Thanks for reminding me that the weight of my tongue is actually perfect. Cool.
I call Waluigi
I really have to download those games, I heard they play similar to the NES Captain Tsubasa ones and I really liked the little I played of those
The pastebin is available and it shows which teams don't have a F1 car. For teams that do have a race car but wanna either change name or design contact me or SDA cause friday the first race is starting. other than that on thursday night or so gonna do the draw for teams and placement of track (like around 9pm est due to having rugby practice). That is all and thanks!
Where do we check what teams DO have a car?
basically if you did cross elimination from looking at the summer '16 teams that are competing now it was kinda self explanatory but anyways a yang needs it ying
You're right. Why bother trying make cup threads on slow boards. #Big market
being this much of an insecure moron
Usually, making cup threads on dump boards is a one way ticket to a ban. The OP of that thread (which now I'm guessing was you) should have at least been subtle about it with an imagedump of his own.
Slow/Medium board rules are weird as hell though. I've been making cup threads with the board logo and an FAQ in the OP for a while, and it'll run all weekend without mods caring.
I know that's not going to be the case with every board, I know I've been lucky.
Just checked the /w/ catalog and it was him, top kek.
mods not being consistent at their jobs
Come on, it's CURRENT YEAR
>tfw John Oliver doesn't say this at all anymore
Our Cup threads have been fine in the past. You're just retarded.
So did they laugh after 7 years or no
There was a sticky for it and everything. Didn't you know?
Moderation can be weird. I made a cup thread a few cups ago for the knockouts and it went down within half an hour, but someone made a thread about 15 minutes afterwards and it stayed up the whole knockout run.
/a/ should have added Countdown Chiri instead of it's joke desu
Looking back on it, we probably should have had a lot of people that weren't "its joke". Probably jumped the gun on the summer anime rep desu.
Obviously the janitor wanted to be the OP you shitter
we probably should have had a lot of people that weren't "its joke"
No because my internet died literally for that day alone
I kinda don't want that
He's been around since Valkyrie Drive. His time is past.
A different spring rep probably, we had a lot to pick from but decided a summer rep would be a good shout instead. At least for next cup we can run an actual poll as per usual.
tfw no welfare kiyo
It's joke feels like a transient meme though.
Why did you remove Keit Ai? It's /a/ only good and relevant meme
/a/ itself hates that meme though
Also fuck it it doesn't find a way
Keit ai is pretty /v/
At least for next cup we can run an actual poll as per usual.
Winter is so far away...
Are there even any good candidates for an autumn / winter rep
Nothing big is coming to mind
because /a/ council represents the majority of /a/ in thinking keit ai is a shit meme
at least we can dodge needing reps from the fucking terrible selection this summer season
You could've just put on 3rei.
I can't even remember why I was hype for it >tfw they won't reach Shirou's flashback this cour
I wish this was over. I think I'll quit... no, I'll make him quit. And you just... wanna hang in a few minutes to see how strong is he, you know, and then you... at times you have just tremendous amount of respect for the other guy. And you say, "Why don't I have respect for myself, too?" And, uh, now, we're in it. I'll just see if I can make the other guy give up, because I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna give up at all. I'm just gonna- no matter how much it hurts. Just gonna hang in there. Hang in there, and see if I can make something happen. If I could pull him over the edge or push him over the edge, make him decide that he's had enough. And you want him to hang on but you want him to give up. You want him to hang on as long as you can so that you know you've been in the contest but not so long that it makes you want to give up. And the harder... the harder it is, it starts to make you feel better, you start to get energy from it in a funny kind of way, in that it starts to feel good. The pain starts to feel good. 'Cause, you know the other guy's going through, you're saying, well, I can stand it, but... he can't. He just can't hang in there. I'll make him quit. I know I won't. No matter what, I won't.
/4ccg/ is just a stream chat on an image board
This is CanadaFag, can't post a trip since it was stolen.To which ever shitposter was claiming he was me with my trip in the thread on Veeky Forums, just know that while you posted that my fucking childhood dog of 14 years is dying in front of me and can't even fucking stand on her own fucking legs.
Cup threads are basically like that though
When Bert scored there was like 100 posts within 20 seconds in the /a/ thread and similar for TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
my fucking childhood dog of 14 years is dying in front of me
F I N A L L Y
Generals are just chat on an image board
This is why moot didn't like generals.
JohnnyBravo, while you lay there hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in two weeks with your Elite Cup, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don't hate you, John. I don't even dislike you. I do like you; I like you a hell lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you're the best...because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing that you're better at than I am, and that's kissing DrBorisG's ass. You're as good at kissing Boris' ass as Ducky was. I don't know if you're as good as PMB though—he's a pretty good ass-kisser, always was and still is. Whoops, I'm breaking the fourth wall.
I am the best manager in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this cup, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Dragonfag saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a DF guy. You know who else was a DF guy? Tom, and he split just like I'm splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Tom is I'm going to leave with the Elite Cup..
I've grabbed so many of DrBorisG's imaginary brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that—they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost five years, I've proved to everybody in the world that I'm the best on that field, even at commentary! Nobody can touch me! And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little OP pics, I'm not featured in copypastas, I'm barely promoted, I don't get to be in promos, I'm certainly not on any crappy postgame comfy, I'm not on pf's posters, I'm not on the video that's produced at the start of the cup! The fact of the matter is I should be; and trust me, this isn't sour grapes, but the fact that /mlp/ is in the Summer Cup final this year and I'm not makes me sick!
POST YOUR 4CC SHIPS
because /a/ council represents the majority of /a/ in thinking keit ai is a shit meme
Thank God they're not all full meme-spouting retards
much like the people in these horrible threads.
Sure but there's a difference between celebrating goals and just posting shitty copypasta in the middle of the night
posting shitty copypasta in the middle of the night
That's the 4cc tradition of celebrating goals though
Aren't they getting BTFO by rabbits?
Does anyone have the vod to the /adv/-/pol/ match? (specifically, the one where Suicide scored six goals)
OK, thank you.
Wait we were invited? We weren't listed on the wiki.
Are we having a Veeky Forums Games now?
The 4Chanlympics, nigga!
down 0-4 at the half
come back to win 5-4 with no tactical changes at all
It amuses me that everybody experiences this in testing, everybody speaks frankly about it in IRC where you can see names, but here where everything is user, if a team gets PESed, the manager gets endlessly memed on despite everybody knowing that's just how PES goes.
That's how memes work though.
Sure, but memes only really come out in an anonymous environment? Sounds like guilty conscience to me.
Nigger would YOU go through the BIG GUY 4 U post in front of people who knew who you were
There is NOBODY in my day to day life that knows I'm involved in this. 20 or 30 hours a week for 4 weeks two or three times a year, and as far as my family and friends are concerned I'm just 'doing other things'.
There's a benefit to just not letting people know who you are, user.
I tell everyone I manage a virtual divegrass team for a slovakian exhibitionism podcast because it's the greatest achievement in my sad life
My partner and I meme all the time. It's pretty great.
sleep tight riggers
Welcome to my world.
Repay me for the Gaimu you made me buy and never actually played
7 fucking saves
PES will never understand consistency
tomb kings still not announced.gif
For Total Warhammer? They did get kinda sorta announced*. All of the races were, except I think Lizardmen.
It's a /twg/ meme. I don't care about TWWH, played it when it came out and didn't like it.
I can't wait to see what whacky shenanigans the gang gets into this ti- zzzzzz
Sweet dreams, /sp/
Wiki has a transfer cap. Use Google Drive.
when a team win
hard work and dedication
when a team lose
we got PES'd
Does anyone have the screencap where everyone was laughing at someone who refused to use reaction images?
This needs to be added into the glossary
Aka Momentum Shift, a concept when the opposing team does poorly in the first half suddenly bounce back and did better in the second half with little to no tactic changes
a term known for getting fucked over by PES RNG. The most used excuse by managers when their teams lose in a 4CC match.
Isn't that equivalent to impulse?
Will there be comfy this weekend? Weasslin?
Impulse is a shift in force. Force is a shift in momentum. There's levels to this shit lad.
impluse is a shift in force
What the fuck are you on about? Is this physics now? Impulse isn't a shift in force in physics, it's the integral of force with respect to time. Force can remain constant during the entire duration if you want. Force isn't really a shift in momentum either unless you're just using the dp/dt definition, but that's not a shift in momentum so much as the rate of momentum change.
Impulse is literally the change in momentum.
I need to stop discussing physics way past my bedtime in /4ccg/, it happens way too often for my liking. Got impulse and force switched. Fuck you, you're right.
also would like to see this again
1 day until the relegation spree starts
Which teams can be easily relegated tomorrow?
/f/ or /s/
/an/ or /pol/
as for two days later
tfw nervous even though on top of the group
Can Saturday just come already to see if /myteam/ gets relegated or not
it's happening, and you can't do anything to stop it
/yourteam/ don't deserve to be in this cup in the first place
Not easily relegated
These two teams are favoured compared to their opponents, especially /vr/ who is through with a 1 goal loss
I want to crush that rat's skull with my boot.
will the power of the memes save /sp/ or are they doomed to be shit forever
/sp/ will find a way over /d/ just like in the past.
Or the d will find a way inside them
the cup dies forever
/mlp/ competes in every elite cup until the end of time
Pick one, /4ccg/.
Number two, because
- we get less pones per month
- with their current skill, all they'd be is ro16 shitters and a joke
we get less pones per month
than if the cup died forever
But I like the other teams, user. I don't want the cup to die, and I don't want mulp to become a yoyo team and annoy the shit out of everybody every three months.
where does the time go
-or- best case senerio
relegated into babby
suck so badly that they are in the bottom rank in the babby and had to play fetus
suck so much they can't even escape fetus
Neither of those is an option in this hypothetical, anons. Please learn to play along.
they become /sci/
Dude, you said mulp gets to stay elite, I'm saying there's a positive.
Actually I said /mlp/ competes in every elite cup until the end of time. That does not exclude the possibility of them being an eternal yo-yo, nor does it negate the possibility of winning another star.
If this is /a/ then this is the best case scenerio for the cup as a whole
Who? People keep mentioning this moot, is this some youtuber newfag cancer?
/sp/ still being THIS butthurt
Some faggot tripfag who hasn't been relevant in years.
the size of your dick
I hate this place.
If you don't have a penis, just post vaginal depth or something.
One medium, unflared for warming up, one extra large, flared.
I feel sorry for your asshole.
Literally everyone in that group is in an easy to relegate spot. /d/ is the only team that can advance with a loss (on a /vp/ win or draw), and that's only if their loss + /vp/'s win doesn't swing a 3 goal difference.
Fuck off, your the asshole.
already been done, buddy.
12 inch, 33 1/3 rpm
Snow will never drop another "12 inches of Snow"
Please optimise your feels. Whenever you post an unoptimised feel, Hiro has to eat instant ramen for a week to offset the cost.
page almost 9
that's a pretty shit way to say "I needed an excuse to post anime, please don't judge me"
To me it looks like a shit way to say "I'm bored", you can post anime here any day of the week.
She looks like a fucking Hiroshima victim.
How dare you, she's a beautiful young girl on the inside.
And on the outside, she looks like a cabbage patch kid with an overinflated head.
That's hilariously accurate, but still no reason to be a bully.
You take that back
Everyone in Group A can be easily relegated, bucko. It's actually amusing how you didn't even include /ck/ when they're half-dead at this point.
not bouncing on your boy's dick while watching the cup
not bouncing on your own dick while watching the cup
It's like you live in less than 4 dimensional world, you fucking pleb.
Literally all the teams playing then.
It's hard to tweet to Ted Cruz when I'm hyperdimensionally fucking myself
Dead =/= fine since it proves your board doesn't deserve to have a team.
So, if anything, it's you who is retarded here.
Responding to a 12 hour old post to enforce your purity test of what constitutes a "dead" board
So, if anything, it's you who is retarded here.
if a post is old enough, it stops being retarded
Nah. Good job proving me right, though.
Why is table tennis the Olympic equivalent of StarCraft, dominated by chinks?
It's not retarded because it's not retarded, but sure, just decide you've won.
What team do you support, so we can shit on them?
N/A, vaginas are more minimalist
Isn't /gd/'s thing to make things BIGGAH?
I think a lot of people on this board will share my opinion, but the the atmosphere has been so toxic the past few days...
Do you honestly think that when PMB and his friends made /mlp/ team, that when he said those things about being able to win cups that he was just like "ha ha ha fuck the fan base we're just making shit up"? Look at what the game HAS and look at what they put in the day one match. They have done nothing but try to impress us and give us something different and all you can find is the one thing that hasn't happened yet. The one thing that isn't in the cup. He's always said "/mlp/ is THE premiere team." That's not new info. In fact I remember him saying if we wanted to experience that we should all go watch past cups and I quote "It's great games." It's definitely possible that they made an executive decision to not put effort in, or hold off (probably assuming that we wouldn't be relegated first week of the tournament anyway) and didn't tell us. How often do managers do that? All the time right? But isn't it all possible that they are going to win it when they test more? One of BGP recent tweets about the tests said that they hope to continue winning matches and making fan content. So stop complaining about what the team is "missing". If you aren't happy with it then there is an easy solution, stop watching cup. The rest of us are going to enjoy it, with or without winning the game.
PS: This was more of a post to vent. Something I don't normally do on /mlp/. I'm just kind of tired of people treating the managers like they didn't do a good job. I'd feel like shit if I was them and saw what people have been saying on here. We can't confirm or deny that we will win the game until the managers come out and say something about it. What I'm saying is, wait and see and stop with the hate.
it's not retarded because I, the retard, say it's not
I swear, this thread has more variety in pasta than most italian restaurants.
Where are you taking these pastas from anyway?
The thread was full retard that day, it cannot be overstated
Make thread on <Board>
LMAO ARE YOU RETARDED?
Do not make thread on <Board>
MERC ALERT, MERC ALERT
One Man Lies, right?
t. butthurt nomarket merc
retire again goat
Yep, it's a gold mine. Game is a fucking mess with retarded fanboy defense force, so it's super easy to make it about /mlp/, you can't tell the difference
caring about what /4ccg/ thinks
Anyway, what do you guys think of the cup so far (rate it on a 1-10 scale)? How much better or worse do you think tomorrow will be?
Best this PES can give
One of the best in the recent years
Tomorrow will not be very eventful; as there's no real potential happenings
Saturday will be different; there will be tear, delicious tear
RIP AND TEAR
Not him, but I admit that when I looked for it on google I was fully expecting to get a link to the /mlp/ archive, yeah.
Instead I got a link to reddit.
We all just need to STOP for one minute. Cause what we got here is an absolute work of >ART. The models are breath taking, the players are a living breathing organism for you to watch. The very gameplay is sufficient and open ended for them to score whenever they want. You can watch the team unlike any other ever made, because, yeah, its quite literally the BIGGEST team ever made.
Here's a message to the /mlp/ managers and testing team
Win games or fuck off.
Eric please, deliver on your fucking kikestarter already.
BGP is a liar, huh? Bullshit. He said that the testers are overloaded, which, news flash, THEY PROBABLY ARE. Pretty much ALL teams that rely on tests have problems on air. Do you people live under fucking rocks? /a/. /sp/. /co/. All BIG MARKET teams that had some pretty bad slider issues on air. Look at them now! They play just fucking fine! You guys ALWAYS jump the gun on things related to this game. /4ccg/ says that /mlp/ had access to nightly exports: OMZ LIAR I ASKED BORIS IT WAS FINE Turns out they were fucking right! /mlp/ accused again: FUCKING BGP (Ok I was actually guilty of this) FUCK MANAGERS HOLY SHIT GGRRR Turns out, they were giving /mlp/ fans what we wanted! Model options and extra features! Leaked info gets out, match isn't what we expected and plagued with issues: THIS CUP IS GONNA FUCKING SUCK GOD DAMN IT Turns out, that was a day 1 match, as is COMMON PRACTICE You people need to chill the fuck out. God damn. /mlp/ managers has worked years on this! Years! They give you a team, and you bitch and whine about what's 99% gonna be a relegation! It's so fucking toxic in here, League Of Legends is blushing! I'd rather walk through Fukashima without protective gear! Tl;DR: It's a testers issue most likely. Stop overreacting. /rant end
Is sunshine any good? The characters look so cut and paste, its putting me off.
Using a laptop at the pool
It's basically a cut and paste of the first season of the original, but it's still fun.
I wan't really expecting any more, thanks user
putting retired managers in pasta
The other guys are memorable and worthy of being memed. Come on.
It's the FUTURE, zura!
It's how I live manage. When I fail I can drown myself
Not shitposting while you are in the pool
I bet you aren't a cute girl either
Who is the new NicoMaki
Only pairing that I care about is
Hanamaru and __me.
zura's zuras are the best zura
That the part she plots her murder
You're gonna do so well on Saturday. I don't want you worrying no matter what the results are, but even if we don't finish well that's okay. There's more to life than virtual divegrass and both of us are well on our ways.
Don't forget that the more fun you're having, the better the games will be. Don't forget to drink the night before and the morning of the games!
Love, mother of your children + love of yr life
Would 6-6-6-0 kill /a/ ?
Depends on the GD
yeah but /fit/ has to win by 2
need to win by 2
in group A
And they said meme magic isn't real, holy fucking SHIT
All the teams in group A have a good chance of dying.
/ck/ moreso, it'd take a miracle for them to advance
What's the worst that could happen?
So, since /a/ has 3 goal difference, how many goals /v/ and /fit/ need to score to eliminate /a/ ?
/fit/ has to win by 2+ goals for /a/ to be kill.
If /fit/ wins by 2+, then it depends on /v/'s win over /ck/.
If /v/ also wins by 2+ then /a/ is kill. If /v/ wins by 1 then it depends on goals scored. If both scored the same number of goals /a/ progresses on H2H so /v/ has to either win by 2 or score 3+ more goals in their third group match than /a/, who play after them, will do in theirs.
He got trips too.
First, /a/ has to mustard race group A by beating /fit/, which doesn't seem out of their hands. Then /ck/ has to beat /v/.
If /ck/ win by 1 goal they're out. If they win by 3+ goals they're through. Doesn't seem too far-fetched to me 2bh.
If they win by 2 goals they need to score at least 2 more goals in their match than /fit/ will in their match against /a/, so as to have the edge in a tiebreaker.
/v/ win by 2 and they are confirmed in
/fit/ win by 2 and they are confirmed in
Both happen and /a/ get relegated
There are other situations too (/v/ can advance on a 1 goal loss as long as /a/ beat /fit/ by enough, or /v/ winning by one and /fit/ winning by 3 can send them both through, but the important factor for /a/ is staying above /fit/ on Points/GD by not losing by 2)
Doesn't seem too far-fetched to me 2bh
Mathematically, maybe, but /ck/ is the top contender for wooden spoon after /pol/
And that's all that matters.
but /ck/ is the top contender for wooden spoon after /pol/
So? If PES gives them a lucky break anything can happen.
Can any team in group E-H be confirmed through tomorrow?
/igg/ is dead
Any team already with a win can progress on a win if the other match is a draw, or if there was already a draw in the first round of matches.
Any team already with a loss can be relegated on a loss if the other match is a draw, or if there was already a draw in the first round of matches.
The fate of any team with a draw cannot be decided yet.
Too bad it requires beating not-/u/ with that shitty export they have. Face it, it's not happening and they will go out on 0 points.
Seriously Antacid, what the FUCK were you thinking?
If PES wills it, then it will happen, export be damned.
Not exactly a fan of our situation desu. Can't believe after the all the headaches against /v/ we can still get memed out of advancing.
/v/ is /u/'s bitch
/a/ management avatarfags with /u/ anime
Are dykes slowly taking over?
/a/ management avatarfags with /u/ anime
/u/ hasn't used anything resembling the diamond 4-4-2 in Summer.
but on the other hand they did use a direct copy of /a/'s formation as banic to equalize /mlp/
Haven't you heard of Saki before?
The irony in this is stunning.
I'm talking about avatarfagging of the /a/ management. When did it happen ?
It just happened like 5 times in this thread alone
The guy is a disgusting sakifag, who should get a better avatar like Umaru.
Would you rather they trip like leo?
I'd personally rather they did neither. To be frank with you, I never felt like I owed /4ccg/ any explanation for anything I did as a manager - bring it to the board's cup thread, take the shit there, recognize that half of /4ccg/ is going to try to shit on you just on principle.
This, /4ccg/ is garbage, it's impossible for them to do anything but shitpost, you're better off talking to a wall.
half of /4ccg/ is going to try to shit on you just on principle
Yes, we like to call it "banter".
Actually, that's just /kanker/'s formation, which /a/ also uses.
This is a real picture of Soryuu and RamenRaisin
garbage anitwitter meme shit
I always estimated about 20% of the questions from /4ccg/ to be actually legit, which was close enough for me to write out actual correct replies on the principle that it could be a fan, but not enough to get into an actual discussion after that.
80%+ of any board's fanbase is of the opinion of "just do what you think you need to do" anyway, most of the anons who want to backseat manage your shit in these threads are just other managers rusing you
At least it's not the entire /a/ council avatarfagging. That could get out of hand quickly
Don't give us ideas..
tfw don't know half these people
Two avatarfags per team is enough, please no more
editing out Zetsubou-sensei
Is it time for faggotry?
No don't really
I don't know anime, but bottom middle is the only one that looks like the animators even tried to design a human looking face.
The rest of them are just "Well if there's a point in the middle, that's a face, right?" What the fuck, anime. I thought the CalArts face was bad, but this is stupid.
I'm so glad I don't recognise almost all of this cancer
ramen is still the cutest
Got for other weeb teams?
What? I'm bored
Who cares about weebs anyway
<RamenRaisin> fuck anime
Your gods have forsaken you, anime anons.
It's time, brothers.
It's a well known fact that most of the new council are in fact planted spartans
BITCH I'M /SP/
BITCH I'M /SP/
Rorona is on the /a/ council?
That's a big council
Last for I wish I was dead
Last for I won't let you