/owg/ - Overwatch General

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

When Tracer kills you during riptire but forgets about total mayhem edition

Official Website
playoverwatch.com

The Oversheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

Overwatch DPS Sheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

Other urls found in this thread:

veekyforums.com/thread/151175249/video-games
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=48&v=96-a8qiU3Xk
imgur.com/a/1dru0
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748074764#post-1
youtube.com/watch?v=85MDZfZr1ag
a.pomf.cat/xkokys.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=vJPEeizw-0U
imgur.com/a/XLSsn
youtu.be/Bw9JrjxH4Zg
youtube.com/watch?v=Oehx9OzB1Lc
veekyforums.com/thread/151212516/video-games

likme
likme

Reaper

Inmate
Inmate

Hana Song

SniperWish
SniperWish

ok heres the final version, pick your waifu /owg/
i will write an intimate fanfic about user + the waifu with the most picks

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Hana Song

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

veekyforums.com/thread/151175249/video-games

farquit
farquit

talon corrupted hana song skin or new hero when

idontknow
idontknow

Threadly reminder that you have 9 more days to stop being trash.

Top 500 is possible, do your best!

StonedTime
StonedTime

The entire team of EnvyUs' amazing tournament-quality aimbot!

Oopsie daisy, InternetHULK's copy glitched out!

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=48&v=96-a8qiU3Xk

JunkTop
JunkTop

How do I learn/play reinhardt, symmetra and lucio?

I'm good with all other heroes but these I can't figure out and these happen to be useful ones to learn.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

On the voice chat options, what are the differences between "auto join" and "on"?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Mercy is obviously the best.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

hana

Illusionz
Illusionz

Talon Tracer

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I have never played a ranked match

w8t4u
w8t4u

veekyforums.com/thread/151175249/video-games
thanks
I'll give that approach a shot

hairygrape
hairygrape

Oh shit, is there a new UI for webms?
Mercy
implying I'd say no to having children

RumChicken
RumChicken

Tracer mains should be executed!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Envyus.Taimou's amazing tournament aimbot has a tiny bug!t

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

le dark edgy AU
go to tumblr with your underwatch shit

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

he doesn't have his golden gun
he is going to have a welfare golden gun

EL OH EL

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

is there a image showing the range of genji's ult swing?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Getting 300 ping in QP matches EU. are the servers borked or something??

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

wanting sex
Mei is the definition of perfection.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Get out

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Forgetting Symmetra and Zarya

But yeah, obviously Mercy

You will never console her in German as she comes home crying and make Erdäpfelknödel with her

Why live

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

imgur.com/a/1dru0
guess my rank based on my stats

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I wish there were stats for people who solo queue and people who play in groups.

Evilember
Evilember

Making Hana cry

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How do you even know about tumblr's Undertale AUs?

Illusionz
Illusionz

he just didn't know who to aim for and it coincidentally snapped to their heads

Skullbone
Skullbone

Pharah

Methshot
Methshot

Are there any weekly changes today?
Can I spend my Overshekels yet?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Beep_Boop

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

tfw tracer is your ex and #2 is the reason you broke up

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Pharah

Methnerd
Methnerd

That suggestion was made to blizzard but they insisted you need to get good scrub.

TechHater
TechHater

WHERE IS THE PATCH???

Techpill
Techpill

mercy or pharah

Methnerd
Methnerd

Pharah pls.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

think I'll get away from waifu autism in this general from being in /lolg/
It's actually worse
Holy shit.

Skullbone
Skullbone

what's this headcanon shit

Emberburn
Emberburn

All Overwatch shorts feature two heroes

Who will share the spotlight with Bastion?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

so what was your highest rank this season? did you just go for the golden gun?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

WHAT PATCH?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

23

RavySnake
RavySnake

veekyforums.com/thread/151175249/video-games
Got Mariachi Reaper and Widowmaker's summer games skin in the same box. I mean the reaper skin is alright, but I never use widowmaker so its kind of a so-so drop overall. Rest I've gotten from boxes are sprays, medal poses, and player icons thus far.

RumChicken
RumChicken

THE PATCH

Snarelure
Snarelure

Might be WoW, tomorrow will be worse once that pre legion patch hits

RavySnake
RavySnake

this game was practically designed for waifus, user.

i tried to play with someone from the thread and they would not stop making autistic jokes about i need to dom all the OW girls since i main roadhog

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

D.Va is so damn cute
doesn't your mouse come up when you open the chat? how'd he type for 5 seconds while still aiming?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Mei gets a speed bost (25%) if she shoots her m1 at the ground in front of her and walks on the ice trail

How would you feel about this change?

eGremlin
eGremlin

/tumblr/

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I'm at 61 right now. Is there a chance for me to reach the top 500 before the season ends? I just want the spray.

5mileys
5mileys

Stop trying to make Tracer impure. She's definitely not for sexual.

RumChicken
RumChicken

SOMBRA FUCKING WHEN?! She better use a fucking semi-auto pistol.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Every tuesday theres a patch, it normally changes the weekly brawl

King_Martha
King_Martha

I sometimes play Rein on payloads, usually just sitting on the payload providing cover for the team, sometimes a Bastion will sit behind me. I'll Ulti when the other team is pushing back quite a bit, hopefully to give my team a chance to hold them off.

Generally you are a walking shield, seems obvious but can be quite strong when paired with weaker characters whose DPS can be powerful when they don't have to worry about getting killed.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Still no choice there user.
As long as Dva loves me and is providing me with BJs I'm game desu.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I FINALLY GOT IT GUYS. THE BASTION SUMMER GAMES VOICE LINE!

it's like blizzard just said "let's rip off the fun parts of team fortress completely and then release it half finished after we turn it into our own broken jewfest"

likme
likme

Reaper is best girl

hairygrape
hairygrape

Zayra. Bastion will do something questionable and Zayra will be there to watch the whole thing

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

remain upset sperglord

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

55

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

53.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Blueberry has absolutely no downsides.
short range wraith teleportation
Shiiit. I really want that.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Zarya? Symmetra?
I really don't know anything about Bastion's lore, or even his affiliation which I'm sure is Overwatch (formerly)

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

crossover fanart with YowaPeda

I was not expecting this.

Reinhardt as Tadokoro when?

StonedTime
StonedTime

i caved in to mr. shekelstein and bought 50 boxes

i feel dirty for feeding into blizzards dirty jewish tricks but all i wanted was sprinter tracer and my UK player icon and i got them

have you guys got the summer skins you wanted so far? what are you aiming for?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

fuck off, Hana would never betray her fans

Spamalot
Spamalot

50

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

i can't decide between D.Va or Mercy

I'm not sure if I want to be cucked, D.Va is so fucking cute though

viagrandad
viagrandad

i caved in
Kill yourself

Methshot
Methshot

Mei sounds comfy as fuck
ywn get stoned and play vidya with Mei

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

twice a year user, TWICE A YEAR

hairygrape
hairygrape

Is there any sort of penalty for continually leaving a game before the team is assembled, until I get the map I actually want?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Hell it's not like you need to be edgy when Overwatch was a task force formed by the UN to put down a slave revolt.

the world needs """""heroes"""""

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Finally got all flag skins

If blizzard does this shit again I swear to god

All I wanted was american mcree

Emberburn
Emberburn

Should be 3m instead and maybe not a fucking 270 degree range. It's not a fucking washing pole and he has a swift strike to get close with!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Mei animated short when?

RumChicken
RumChicken

I've got all the skins I wanted and I just need Tracer's highlight intro now. The only skins I'm missing are weeb Genji and French WM at this point.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

tell me there is more of this.

w8t4u
w8t4u

dis be me

Firespawn
Firespawn

you realize how talon operatives are created, right? they're mindbroken. she wouldn't do that, yes, but Talon would force her to do it and like it just like the did to Widowmaker.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

no penalty if you leave during the team picking section before you can even move around

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I just got MurriCree; I'm still missing a fair amount of stuff I want.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Wheres the new weekly brawl

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

[russian dooting intensifies]

hairygrape
hairygrape

Put sentries everywhere. Space them out

Hang back until you get your teleporter, spamming orbs in chokes

Give everyone a shield.

That's it.

FastChef
FastChef

yes, permanently less exp earned based on your leave rate

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Practice range should have zero cooldown for abilities, always charged ult and hero change everywhere.
Also, being hosted locally for 0 ping would be nice.

askme
askme

BJs twice a year but Love always.

idontknow
idontknow

There is. It's lost in Korean twitter, though,so good luck.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Anyone here wanna team up?
My rank is 61, I play Lucio and Roadhog. I can play between 8 am and 2 pm, 8:30 pm and 11:30 pm Mon-Wed, 8:30 Pm and 11:30 pm Thursday and Friday, and then Saturday from 1 PM until I get bored of the game, Sunday any time.

TechHater
TechHater

Talon mostly operates in the shadows
Since she's an easily recognizable public figure they'd probably put a mask or something on her at least
Unless they pull some Manchurian Candidate shenanigans

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Last Bastion
Premiers August 18

viagrandad
viagrandad

you're delusional user

she would treat you like shit, and would probably cuck you, do you want to become the cuck of twitch.tv?

iluvmen
iluvmen

As long as you both stay the fuck out of Overwatch competitive.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Forcing Hana to love you

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

tfw lost 4 ranks today

Techpill
Techpill

Tfw 21

TreeEater
TreeEater

literally every competitive game I've played today had a rank 40 smurf creating an underdog team

when are these literal niggers getting banned?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Be Zarya
Spam the 'My ultimate is ready' command
Nobody replies with theultimate is ready command

Sure, I guess no one wants that combo then... It's almost like communication is not important.

Evilember
Evilember

they're mindbroken
No they're not. They willingly join because they want to get rid of Omniggers. Widowmaker was one of the only if not the only one who was mindbroken because they wanted her to kill Gerard.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

If it means being with Hana, then yes, I would be a cuck

RumChicken
RumChicken

I don't know what happened but I can't seem to enjoy this game anymore

I think it's ever since they added Ana

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

her suit in probably has a face covering portion that she can raise or lower, like medieval knights

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Mercy, Phara, Widow and Dva are all great choices

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

23 here. I like it because I'm not stresses, so I just play a lot of matches, I'm almost at 300 comp points already.

WebTool
WebTool

Team gets mad at me for not healing because I'm busy teabagging the guys I just sleepdarted

Why can't they understand?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Just curious, how is this a hack? You can see the person come from the right side of the screen out of the door opening. Does Dead Eye target everything on screen or just in McCree's direct line of sight?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

first game of the day
5v6
second game of the day
4v6
third game of the day
3v6
FUCKING LEAVERS REEEEE YOU MADE ME DROP 2 RANKS

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Is this bait?

Lunatick
Lunatick

NEW WEEKLY BRAWL WHEN???

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Is there a general Discord?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

But she's paying for all my expenses and I'm secretly loved like the dad she never had.
That LITERALLY trumps all the mean things she would do.

I have an older sister who is a total bitch and yet she's come to me more times than I can count when she's up shit creek/depressed.

I don't mind being the punching bag, I can take it.

iluvmen
iluvmen

how do I fucking counter symmetra

This is actually a serious question: I am having problems with this dumb nigger

I just want this stupid kebab shit to never leave her spawn again

no matter what hero I pick, she either OutDPS's me due to fucking tickrate or is fucking unreachable by whoever is supposed to be her hard-counter

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

No, all I want is the Mercy skin. 12,700 gold and counting with nothing to spend it on.

35ish boxes so far

2 orange tracer sprinter legendaries
red zarya weightlifter legendary
2 france widow
2 sweden torb
usa mccree

along with legendary gold and a basic pharah legendary

Firespawn
Firespawn

doesn't D.Va hate omniggers too?

desu me too lad i'm ashamed to say it but yeah i'd let her cuck the shit out of me if i could just be with her

Supergrass
Supergrass

tfw imagining this
the tragedy is really comfy
this feels good

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Ana is the most fun hero to play

askme
askme

can't wait for mcfaggot to one shot all weebs in the next patch

Emberfire
Emberfire

Why is Pharah so pretty

Skullbone
Skullbone

I got Swiss Mercy four times. I really wish I could help you, user.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Winston shits on her. She has zero mobility, her turrets all die instantly, and Winston's shield blocks her beam.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

People have absolutely no idea how much this game relies on coordination.

I have no idea how people cannot realise this with how heavily teamwork is emphasised.

I played a game last night, D.Va combining her ult with my Zarya ult just once in each round was enough to make each round pretty much a stomp.
I can only imagine how much better this game is in a team.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

rein: you are a shieldbot for your team while advancing. at close range, shield if your team needs it, but your hammer is great in close quarters. don't charge in if your team wont be right there with you. ult priority targets like supprts and reapers - anything with the potential to ruin your push.

sym: dont make "car washes" with 6 turrets in one room. that's retarded. space them out to cover flanking rooms. usually you want 2-3 turrets hitting a target, preferably putting the turrets spread out enough so they dont die together. spam right clicks into the advancing reinhardt. drop your teleporter once someone dies, not before. switch to a better hero when they cap the first point.

lucio: stay on speed boost as much as possible. switch to healing if you need to heal. amp it up when you need to go faster or heal more. ult to counter stuff like junkrat tire or zarya ult, or maybe during a big push. skate around walls like a fuccboi if something gets on you.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I'd literally trade everything I've gotten so far for it, I don't play DPS heroes so everything minus the zarya skin is completely wasted.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Either Pharah or Mei

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Mercy has gone from cradle robber to fetus bandit.

Methnerd
Methnerd

agreed

askme
askme

They really need to fix this shit.

idontknow
idontknow

Who's Katya?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

If she m1s you don't panic, and aim better
If you walk into turrets, walk backwards out. or turn and AoE them
If she hits you with m2s kiss yourself or learn to dodge
If she wins due to teleporter advantage play reaper and be willing to trade your life for a fresh tele

Everything about her is easy to beat, that's why nobody wants to play her

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I would let her cuck me. Just look at her. She's stunning. She's famous. She's loved by all of South Korea and probably almost all of the world as well. She is perfection.

Would you let her inevitably cuck you, /owg/? Cuckolding is the most degenerate thing someone could do, imo. But she's worth it. Am I alone in this? Should I end my lonely, miserable life?

whereismyname
whereismyname

tfw lost a shit ton of matches today
tfw rank 48

askme
askme

Roadhog, obviously.

Skullbone
Skullbone

moot pls

WebTool
WebTool

I don't know why i think this instantly became my new fetish.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Young girls are useless sluts

Only mature women like Mercy and Pharah are worth dating

girlDog
girlDog

Literally 20 days of Lucioball
This is not fun.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Rank 48
Golden weapon
Am I in this hell forever?

Flameblow
Flameblow

kys degenerate

Lunatick
Lunatick

Yes.

girlDog
girlDog

free rent and board
blowjobs
humiliation fetish constantly going off
boosted ranks for epeen
have a girl that's hopelessly in love with you even if has trouble showing it

The other two options don't even come close.

iluvmen
iluvmen

WHAT?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Correct German
Still cringeworthy and nothing a real Kraut would use

I hate tumblr so much

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I've already dated a girl like widowmaker, except without the blueberry thing.

D.Va humiliation kinda turns me on but if it doesn't turn into actual sex it kinda sucks.

Mercy is the best girl, BUT
short distance wraith teleport is bomb....
I'll have to pick Reaper.

REAPER

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Today theyre going to change it to a Tracer weekly brawl and final week they will change it to a Zarya brawl

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

blowjob while ... you're like the dad she never had

Is this some sort of shitty meme?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Rate it

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

If she attempted to cuck me, I would kill her.

WebTool
WebTool

if you're good at mercy you can be my healslut

Spamalot
Spamalot

Today
Link, kindly, cause the patch that changes Brawl already went live, but we have no new Brawl.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

20 days of free exp

Nigga it's great.

It's the "sluts have daddy issues" thing. How have you never heard about it before?

Evilember
Evilember

This was in rank 60-70 btw, which is even worse.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

/owg/ discord when?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

will this hot piece of ass ever be nerfed

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I think Mercy's is really off. Doctors tend to be some tough motherfuckers. Or at least I'd think so.

That shit can be super stressful. Not to mention if you're talking about medics on a battlefield. Mercy's probably got bigger balls than Soldier.

idontknow
idontknow

Be Pharah/sniper
Never get close to her
Let your teammates deal with her bullshit
if your teammates don't want to deal with her, just leave

hairygrape
hairygrape

Mercy
And you complain about being stuck there.

Emberburn
Emberburn

FUCK MCCREE

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Just turn towards your teammates and mash CTRL and M1 at the same time
learn to multitask

Supergrass
Supergrass

being this submissive to a frail pipsqueak

Hana is for breaking.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

in the butt

SniperGod
SniperGod

Mercy's probably got bigger balls than Soldier.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

If Roadhog wouldn't break my shit he'd be great.
Genji sounds like my kind of guy though.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I literally dream of having a girlfriend like Mei. Being a cute asian with a soft body and giant tits on top of that would just be gravy.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

what will become of her once she is broken?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Pick Reinhardt,set sensibility to max, and spin it really fast when you attack.

I call this one "spin to win Reinhardt".

Flameblow
Flameblow

Queue Comp
my team is 2x duo q and 2 soloq
enemy team is 2x triple q
they are the underdog

Who knew we would've lost.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I'm about to reach level 100, when I do will my experience needed to level up change? or will it still take 22000?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

WHO powerleveling in comp to get 200-300 comp points for their favorite hero HERE
rank 59 atm

Spamalot
Spamalot

My condolences for the lack of Mei

iluvmen
iluvmen

Started playing Zen. What's considered a good amount of healing and transcendence healing?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I just don't see how daddy issues applies to Diva

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I haven't played in a week because I was hella pissed the gibralar overtime bug cucked me out of reaching rank 70 again.

SniperGod
SniperGod

it gets reset back like if you're LV1 again

enjoy the lootbox fiesta

FastChef
FastChef

How do we make Hanzo good?

likme
likme

CUTE TOY
U
T
E

T
O
Y

SniperGod
SniperGod

You don't see her dad in game anywhere do you?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Mindbroken

go on...

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tumblr

Tumblr likes Pharmacy, while Mercy/D.va seems to be the preferred Japanese/Korean ship.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Reposting from last thread because I need a fucking answer

Usually get 30 - 50 ping
Overwatch will randomly jump to upwards of 800 ping for no fucking reason
Is anyone else experiencing this?
No other online game does this shit, and this only started after the Ana patch

Emberburn
Emberburn

give him to a player with >80% accuracy

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Genji nerf patch still isn't up

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

remove him from the game

everytime i see a hanzo player i just go after him to teach them not to pick him anymore

TreeEater
TreeEater

Crusader
Richard the lionheart skin
Lion as his sigil
German, not English

How does that make any sense as far as stereotypes go?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Also literally everyone respects the fuck out of doctors and she is possibly the most brilliant one on the planet, it makes zero sense for anyone to bully her at work.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I've never played him, so I don't understand why he isn't.

His kit SOUNDS good, and his ult does seem to impact the game quite often.

Possibly give him some sort of close quarters usefulness.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What are some tips for playing as Lucio? Sure he's easy to play but I still feel like I should be doing more with him.

likme
likme

Reinhardt needs a Teutonic Knight skin.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

DAMAGE BLOCKED: 76,183
11 commends

I
AM
YOUR
SHIELD

Spamalot
Spamalot

she looks so happy!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Reminder

Penis sizes

Micro:
S 76
Small
Roadhog
Reinhart
Mercy
Winston
Average
Junkrat
McCree
Reaper
Genji
Lucio
Big
Torbjorn
Hanzo
Zenyatta

Techpill
Techpill

D. Va's feelings about the whole thing aren't really presented. I guess the closest we can tell is she thinks of the Omnic Kaiju as just video game enemies. You don't really hate video game enemies, you don't like them either, you're just apathetic, right?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

its a theoretical universe where overwatch grils are everyday people and i am not an unloveable worthless piece of shit

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Every time I've lost a rank in competitive it's been when I had a Hanzo on my team. Coincidence? I don't think so.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Zenyatta

girlDog
girlDog

You get nanoboosted

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

i think you're on to something, the same thing happens to me.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Those translations are from /u/, go lurk there for more

Evilember
Evilember

I dont know, pity because he's one of the best looking guys

whereismyname
whereismyname

Gotta go with Mercy, although it was really hard to pick between her and widow

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

post em

Booteefool
Booteefool

Chicks like that tend to have daddy issues, it's kinda hot.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I just wanted a golden gun. Do I really have to care about being a top 500 neckbeard?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Is it seriously going to be 2 more weeks of Lucioball?

TechHater
TechHater

How do you deal with knowing you will never cum deep inside Mei?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

have a lot of time as Junkrat
know he's objectively bad but he's just too fun
continue to waste time playing Junkrat every match

StonedTime
StonedTime

As long as you made it out of the shitter league to 61+, you can get a free gold gun, if you've got 100 credits already.

Working on it now, up to 78. Free gun, here I come.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

i can live with that

cum2soon
cum2soon

TFW you have a torb and junkrat in your team in comp defense in gibraltar

kill me please

Bidwell
Bidwell

Mei is one of those girls that can go from thicc and delicious to whale in about two weeks flat.

Evilember
Evilember

Game ends with 0-0
DEFEAT

Someone please explain this logic to me

RavySnake
RavySnake

Today is my birthday. I dont expect many congratulations because its a day for yourself, right?

WebTool
WebTool

Lower cooldown on Sonic arrow to 10 seconds.
Increase projectile speed and decrese projectile drop. Shit's not a fucking bow at all right now.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I want to be D.Va

whereismyname
whereismyname

Overwatch
semi auto anything

Evilember
Evilember

They pushed the cart farther than you.

In other words, You didn't make the cut.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Shit's not a fucking bow at all right now.
have you ever shoot a bow? lmao

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

No, it means you have no friends and your family doesn't care about you.
You know who cares? Blizzard! Just buy 11 crates for 9.99$ and you'll get congratulated by every person you play with for your dank skins!

MPmaster
MPmaster

user you're never going to get that ebin 5man revive when the low ranks keep on filtering in to the death pit one by one.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

DAMAGE BLOCKED: 76,183
How the fuck?

Emberfire
Emberfire

just playing qp to get xp for loot boxes
bored of playing as widowmaker
switch to ana
somehow outheal the mercy on our team
I know its quickplay and no one gives a shit, but how the fuck did this happen

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Where does it say Talon members are mindbroken?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Mei is bae. Widow is a close second. Blueberries taste awesome tho.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Sniper/healer that only 2% of the playarbase can play effectively
Next hero is stealth character that will most likelly have insta kill abilities
Blizzard had already talked about adding a third builder

why is Blizzard trying to ruin this game?

cum2soon
cum2soon

the same way as I do about real life, I know I will never get to cum deep inside any pussy so I look for doujins ;_;

Bidwell
Bidwell

Maybe he was the English character to start with but then they changed it because of Tracer or something.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

happy birthday user, you survived another 365 days

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Reaper or Tracer.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I can be a combowhore.
I did get it in QP some time ago before ranked was a thing

SniperWish
SniperWish

I like rein but I've been having to play him in about 90% of my matches. really would like a chance to play any of the other tanks.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Not the respond i expected but thanks for the humour. Atleast you replied.

Also i got Tracer sprinter and her highlight even though i dont like playing here. And the mercy skin. Only want AmeriCree and genji.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Hana Song is intercepted by Talon operatives during one of her routine combat missions/livestreams
She tries to put up a fight, but she's never killed people before, so she hesitates
Her MEKA is subdued, she is pulled out of it by anonymous masked Talon goons
The livestream is cutoff by the goons, her fans are setting the entire Internet on fire, #WheresHana
She's taken back to the Talon headquarters, they praise her talent and skill and ask her to join their ranks (at this point she is not harmed)
She furiously denies, outraged at the mere thought, and demands to be released or, in her words, "her fans would destroy this (Talon's) entire operation"
Her resistance leaves them no choice, her fragile, naive mind must be broken
She is taken into a dungeon of sorts, cold and damp
All of the Talon goons lineup, she's still unsure of what will happen next
One of the masked men, with a distinctly uneasy aura about him, prepares a video camera and connects it to a computer
Talon begins livestreaming the proceedings under Hana's own channel
Her plugsuit is torn from her body forcibly, she is pushed down to her knees
The first man smacks her around, calls her names, and spits on her face
She begins to sob and plead to be released, "I'll do anything!"
He takes his cock out and shoves it into her soft, warm mouth
Tears streaming down her face, she closes her eyes and begins to surrender herself
He finishes inside her mouth, she doesn't spit or swallow, just lets it sit there, too paralyzed with fear to move

more or should i kms

SniperGod
SniperGod

Is there any settings or options where I can make sniper zoom into a toggle instead of having to hold down right click?
I just want to be a useful Ana and fuck the laptop mouse

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Not winning is the definition of losing and you didn't win.
You're trash.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Main
Have half the cast checked off

That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw
Unscoped accuracy: 50%
Scoped accuracy: 20%
I just stopped scoping at this point.
I suck with sniping horribly in every game, but I really like every other concept about Ana

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

When I see the other team has a Pharah/Mei/Torb/Hanzo/Mercy/Symmetra

AHAHAHHA THANKS FOR THE FREELO

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

SR 56-59: 120 CPs
SR 60-64: 200 CPs

Got to 60 yesterday on the back of Zenyatta. I can go up or down now and be fine with it now...
Not counting on top 500 pretty sure there's too many no-lifers abusing their way to the top.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

reapers thighs!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Thanks. I will keep up the work.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I play Comp regularly with friends, it's great.

Good comms, pairing up heroes, syncing ultis. And if you have a rando or two, usually you can all convince them to follow your strats.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

glad im not the only one who keeps getting insanely bad ping whenever i play this game

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Dammit user, I've already jerked off today.

Booteefool
Booteefool

When does this comp season end? I've not even bothered with my placement matches yet, there time left for me to get that done?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Bruv, shit moves at 66m/s.
Your typical non-futuristic bow has arrows at 100m/s.
That thing IS too slow.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

this needs to be illustrated holy fucking shit

SniperWish
SniperWish

using a trackpad

Why would you do such a thing to yourself

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Playing on a laptop.
Playing with a laptop mouse.
kys please.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Is there a way to climb ranks despite being bad at the game? How do I cheese the system?

iluvmen
iluvmen

how the fuck am I blocking with Phara?

StonedTime
StonedTime

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748074764#post-1

TechHater
TechHater

All Overwatch shorts feature two heroes
Wrong.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Get PoTG
Genji on the enemy team: "not impressive whatsoever"

Name a better feel

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

How much am I missing with quick play only? Competitive interests me, but I'm too fragile for vocal abuse.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

17th I think, I also have one game left to get my placements done

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Is Adderall considered hacking?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Tracer/Widow
Hanzo/Genji
Reaper/Winston
S76/Sombra

eat shit

happy_sad
happy_sad

Give template first

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Anyone have the checklist for summer games items?

iluvmen
iluvmen

It happens when you prevent someone from initiating overtime by shoving them away from the point with your concussion rocket. Also called "clearing the area" or "blocking the point".

The more you know!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Main: Genji, Lucio
Sometimes: 76, Zenyatta, DVa
When Needed: Zarya, Rein, Widow
QP Only: Mei, Pharah
Would rather Sudoku: everyone else

RumChicken
RumChicken

Lower cooldown on Sonic arrow to 10 seconds.
Make Widow's ult, the actual assassin sniper character, even more inconsequential

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Play 76
Godlike, golds, rank and wins erryday

Try McCree
Absolute dogshit at him, 46% acc but can't do shit, rating goes into a nosedive

H-Help?

Techpill
Techpill

Thanks lads, not really been feeling the game since Zens discord buff but guess I'll grit my teeth and get it out of the way.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Retards complain about length of the sword again
Don't realize it's not just the sword hitting them

Stay stupid and blind

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Someone else's unimpressive Q press getting potg instead of your unimpressive Q press feels bad

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

moar

w8t4u
w8t4u

why does Hana look so sexual in this highlight intro?

Bidwell
Bidwell

no but if he was playing in a tournament it would be against the rules unless he had a perscription.

likme
likme

Someone on your team gets POTG
You get a cameo giving them Sonic Barrier second before letal hit

Snarelure
Snarelure

Not by definition. I'd call doping cheating though.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Unscoped accuracy: 50%
Scoped accuracy: 20%
I have the same problem.
If they made her unscoped a hitscan I'd be ecstatic.

DeathDog
DeathDog

when you remember that Winston's cinematic was the latest on the Overwatch lore timeline and we will get a lot of lore updates in the future.

Feels good, Blizzard will stuff this game full of lore.

Snarelure
Snarelure

tfw you waste your interrupt or miss it on an ulting hero and they get potg with it.
Is there any worse feeling?

eGremlin
eGremlin

level 472
rank 42
Junkrat

Wow, how has this person not killed themselves yet?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

stop playing mcree

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Is there any point in using flashbang against Genji? I feel like he's midair most of the time so even if you mange to land it he just keeps the momentum.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Weird, why is it named same as Blocking Damage with shields?
Also Lucio doesn't have this stat and I boop pepople a lot off the cap for this exact purpose. D.Va, Junkrat can do this shit too and some other probably

StonedTime
StonedTime

Is there any way to actually see a player's player icon in quick play?

happy_sad
happy_sad

mrw I nail a Pharah with a couple grenades while she's trying to fly away: youtube.com/watch?v=85MDZfZr1ag

Bidwell
Bidwell

rank 45
destroy enemy team with tracer
pls report tracer smurf

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Play McCree more.

WebTool
WebTool

It can throw off an ulting one and waste some of his ult time

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How much am I missing with quick play only?

You are just missing out on verbal abuse.

Do they really do this?

takes2long
takes2long

Actually didnt use Q

hairygrape
hairygrape

Sombra didn't appear in 76's short you dingus

Playboyize
Playboyize

ok, give me some time.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

If you give me three (You)s I'll post a meme

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

mfw went MAXIMUM CHARGE during my last placement match and got a quad kill

I have seen the light

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Post healslut

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw seasons best was 54
went on a losing streak
now 49

well, I lost only 4 matches in a row but the ranking system is kind of harsh.

girlDog
girlDog

bet u wont fag

w8t4u
w8t4u

pay 40 euros to play a game
some autist is telling me who to pick

Why do people do this?

askme
askme

Is is normal for your ability to go to shit after dropping mouse sensitivity?

Is it worth it in the end?

Snarelure
Snarelure

are you memeing me? / 10

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

b8

Flameblow
Flameblow

No, go suck a dildo

WebTool
WebTool

tfw someone leaves a match where you just won the first round
Why do you do this

girlDog
girlDog

Blizzard will stuff this game full of lore.
I'm afraid it will be a long process, how does Blizzard approach adding lore in their other games?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Blizzard had already talked about adding a third builder
Might be Sven, he'd also fit the profile for someone that flies 24/7 that they said they wanted.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Alright I've gotten another lootbox
I'm really gonna get the Tracer or Mercy skin this time
Right?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

thanks

StonedTime
StonedTime

(You)

cum2soon
cum2soon

Does anyone here use a G600? I would like to know if there's a way to set different DPI settings to the side buttons.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

ok

But user I don't have any pictures of you

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

playing as tracer
get 74% of the game elims
gold damage
Press Q to kill ulting Genji
it's potg
genji goes full salt
LEARN TO PLAY A REAL HERO USELESS TRACER FAGGOT

Emberburn
Emberburn

Yes you will, good luck user.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

alright
dropping mouse sensitivity
Do you desperately want to fall in rank?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

S76/Sombra
Zero Sombra detected

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

dva

farquit
farquit

tfw hitting it over a crate into a wall from which it bounces and lands right into their face
lol nice spam

Playboyize
Playboyize

No. Tracer.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

duplicate widowmaker skin
spray
one day my suffering will be rewarded

Spamalot
Spamalot

waifuposting is literally cancer.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Four (You)s

Well damn, I wanted three

Too bad guys

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

patiently waiting for winston to get more armor

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Think of the sensitivity as if it was the suspension of a car.
Now you are Dagumi Tofuboy. Git gud with taht sensitivity to unlock your full potential.

massdebater
massdebater

TFW their teams have coordination and communication and we don't

Well looks like we are losing.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

20 minute Lucioball game
WHY WAS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Jesus fucking christ.

I used to date a somewhat famous cosplayer/streamer and you pretty much described her to a T with D.Va.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

play waifu-TF2
get upset about waifuposting
m8

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

no emotional manipulation
no gradual wearing down of a haughty brat's self-esteem
no powerful aphrodisiacs or hypnotherapy with psychoactive drugs
no slow spirit-crushing decent into total submission
just cutting straight to a lame livestreamed gangrape scenario

Pretty weak smut, user.

5mileys
5mileys

I'm already a demon luv.

Bidwell
Bidwell

About to get a bunch of kills
Ana nanoboosts me
"Cool, free team kill"
Instead the speed-boost makes me lose control of my aim and I die without getting a single kill

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

someone pls play comp with me im bored and I have no online """"friends""""

TheMemester#11496

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Post sick plays.

a.pomf.cat/xkokys.mp4

Playboyize
Playboyize

here's a husbando for (you)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

youtube.com/watch?v=vJPEeizw-0U

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

their team has coordination and communication
but our team has a hanzo and a genji

Both of them refuse to switch and spam "we need a healer" every time, it's amazing.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

play Winson
electric gun does literally no (zero) damage

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Ability to save highlights when?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

i would but you're an alt-right cuck

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

hanamura A
Enemies have grouped up and try to push through the choke
Throw ice wall in between them, separating their front from their healers and dps
Watch them get mowed down effortlessly by my team

Nepal Village
Weakened enemy tries to back away from the point
Throw ice wall behind them locking them inside the point with my team
Watch them panic and struggle while they realize they are not moving
They turn around and see the ice wall just as they die

Gibraltar first point
Use ice wall to climb up to highest points
Ambush enemies from above, separating them with walls and freezing them while they panic spinning around trying to see which direction they are being freezed from

Mfw

Mei is super fun to play and all the hate just makes her more satisfying to play

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Winston should get 100 more armor imo, or a shield buff. Either one would be enough.

SniperWish
SniperWish

not sure if bait

But yes, the Logitech software allows you to bind specific keys to set specific DPI. I assume it is the same software for each mouse.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

figuratively shit posting

girlDog
girlDog

You win the first round
the other team start flaming each other on open chat

iluvmen
iluvmen

new version?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Sometimes I miss the old FtH

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

making Pharah even more worthless
Blizzard stop

Ana's E + M1 is the best single target burst heals in the game
Ana's E + Lucio's E is the best multi healing in the game.
Mercy is literally only good for pocketing her M2 on a Bastion or S76

TechHater
TechHater

because those weren't actual elims they were look how many people I annoyed before running away like a faggot points

happy_sad
happy_sad

My stats are a lot worse
My max is 69 with my current being 67
I get yelled at because I drag the team down while I just want to play with a team that doesn't pick 3 hanzos

You should be where I am and I should where you are, not the other way around.
This game mode is fucked.

w8t4u
w8t4u

you should kys and stop writing mean stories about hana

massdebater
massdebater

it's seriously going to be Lucioball for 3 weeks

Fuck off Blizzard

Techpill
Techpill

12000 dpi

Meme.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Does the "I need healing!" call change to "I need armor!" when playing torb?

SniperGod
SniperGod

wonder if they hotfixed lucioball hero switching

it's so easy to fix though just make only lucio pickable

WebTool
WebTool

That's pretty fucking neat. Thanks senpai.
So in theory could I set it to the numpad on my memeboard? That would be super useful on the fly,

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

160 MB patch hmm

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Fuck you. I missed a sleep dart on a mei and didn't have it ready for an ulting mcree because of that. Fucker got potg too.

viagrandad
viagrandad

no powerful aphrodisiacs or hypnotherapy with psychoactive drugs
Lazy way to get to a mindbreak desu.

Inmate
Inmate

Do people in console know how to work as a fucking group?

Evilember
Evilember

are you that genji user? you sound salty

WebTool
WebTool

it was literally just a random picture i had saved on my PC. You liberal gay, white race hating negro lover.

FastChef
FastChef

Pretty much all of them have huge redflags, going with Widow just because sex.

D.Va's traits are extraordinarily bad, holy shit, I pity any man who dates someone like that.

Nojokur
Nojokur

If you target torb and say "need healing" it will use the armor line instead

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

is this belly button where I put my dick in?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

It also switch to "I need shields" if you picked Sym or Zaryah.
Reinhardt line for "I need armor" is quite funny.

cum2soon
cum2soon

it's hard because you can't communicate with each other, that's why i try to play with friends instead

idontknow
idontknow

still no patch notes

likme
likme

This is bait.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

PATCH TIME

girlDog
girlDog

That's literally one. The only other thing known about Talon operatives is that some of them use Blackwatch tactics, probably taught by ol' Reapy. Widowmaker is the only one who was mindbroken, and that was part of a complex plan to assassinate her husbando.

w8t4u
w8t4u

tfw separating Reinhard from his team, then bumrushing him so he drops his shield and gets mowed by my team
It's both exstasic and shameful because I know Reinhard already has hard time having this shits follow him and I know how he feels.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Why the fuck did they make Devil/Imp Mercy's tits smaller?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Im off to bed

goodnight /owg/

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Why does reinhardt look like Leeroy Jenkins?

Skullbone
Skullbone

UPDATE OUT
WHAT HAPPENED?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

it's amazing people have to photoshop these images and even more amazing people will believe a little tiny hook means it's some seizure pill

i'm saying this of course without even knowing the context of the image

that image could be a good trick for getting people to fall victim to the circle game.

Supergrass
Supergrass

He thinks I'm not dead serious

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

HERE WE GO, BABY

GENJI NERFS NOW

Lunatick
Lunatick

r8 me

Inmate
Inmate

How the fuck would you notice something like that? Do you stare at a mercy on your team jacking it every game?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Where are the patchnotes???
blizzard patch
no notes
2016(twentysixteen)

Snarelure
Snarelure

blizz can't even look at a calendar
cause the fat went to her COCK

w8t4u
w8t4u

Guys, why the fuck is Genji so fun, and why are people so bad with him?

I was messing around in QP a few minutes ago and the team decided to be a 5 Genji + Lucio meme, figured why not try him out since I've never really played him anyway. Ended up with gold everything and POTG that round. Decided to be the Genji on the next game, which had a normal setup, and once again went gold elims and damage, and shat all over the enemy team's Genji.

Not that I intend on becoming a Genji player in Ranked, but he's actually pretty damn entertaining for QP.

For Lucio, also keep in mind that sometimes it makes sense to go back to the spawn and use your speed boost to "taxi" people up to the lines faster. It's not something you run into that often, but can save games once in a while.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

17th in the US. It'll be the 18th in Europe though

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I guess we're posting these now

Booteefool
Booteefool

Patch
No patch notes
We smash now

Techpill
Techpill

I don't think D.Va dislikes anyone but scrubs. She probably doesn't even mind dirty fucking casuals since they watch her streams and movies.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

download Korean hack
66% damage done
realize so many people have been using this
all those hanzos who just instead headshot you 24/7

whereismyname
whereismyname

Because she becomes a Succubus (Male) in those skins.

girlDog
girlDog

summer skins are now buyable with cash

YES

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

D.Va has no downsides.

5mileys
5mileys

22 boxes later
Finally get something I wanted
Got that junkrat intro, makes a cartoon noise when he opens his eyes after he falls. Shame I never got POTG with junkrat

he didn't study every cosmetic day 1

idontknow
idontknow

Have Genji as teammate
Get him into CS GO/LoL
Have him start his own team with you as the manager
Literally rake in millions

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

As Mei, how do I deal with Reaper?
Obviously, he fucks me if he gets into meatshot range (he can kill me faster than I can freeze him), and he tends to phase/teleport through my icicles, so the most effective method I've found so far is to iceblock (while he stands there waiting for me the pop out), and then the instant it wears off, build a wall between us and make Blackwatch pay for it, so by the time it wears off, he realizes he's wasted 15 seconds and fucks off to bother somebody else.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Blizzard didn't get the memo that being evil makes you a titty monster.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Nice filename, Redditor

TreeEater
TreeEater

DONT RUSE ME LIKE THAT I HATE YOU

Firespawn
Firespawn

I got this game five days ago what the fuck do you want from me? Stare at every single skin for two hours a day?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Shame I never got POTG with junkrat

Literally how? Just get a tire kill.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

this new brawl

Soft_member
Soft_member

They're over half as small, man. I dunno if you know, but you can actually preview skins ingame and it's pretty obvious.

I guess Eidgenossin is the best one, then.

TreeEater
TreeEater

What does the hack do?
Assuming you're serious because why would someone go on the internet to just tell lies

eGremlin
eGremlin

Mei
no ambition

hwat

cum2soon
cum2soon

made me check

Skullbone
Skullbone

You're not supposed to be able to deal with Reaper. The only way you should ever win 1v1 is if he burned wraith form. Otherwise I usually circle strafe and spray until he wraith forms. If he fucks off I'm cool with that. If he stays I iceblock, break out early to surprise him, and build a quick wall between us and leave.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I really like Cobalt.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

They didn't change the brawl. It's still Lucioball.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

reinhardt is leroy jenkins
it makes so much sense

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

it is now my bedtime. by my count it is a draw between pharah and mercy. i am formulating a plan to take advantage of this unexpected turn of events. tomorrow i will return with fanfiction. mercy is going to cry a ton in it. it will be weaboo wet dream

eGremlin
eGremlin

how hard is it to get SR? i just got to rank 25 after not playing the game for a while but i want muh gold guns
should i get a groiup of 6 first?
on console btw

FastChef
FastChef

Maybe if you're a super masochist but even then it doesn't even say she puts out besides the fucked up blowjobs.

Shit waifu.

5mileys
5mileys

Update the game nigger.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I5 6500 + GTX 960 + DDR 4 2133 MHz CL 12
How many fps in med settings at 1920x1080?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

console player
get excited for new patch
realize i have to wait 3 days
nice

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What was that patch just now? Anything big or just bug fixes?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Patch
No notes
Not even a throwaway "we fixed some bugs and shit"

Epic company

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I don't want her for sexual.

King_Martha
King_Martha

play at low settings and you'll get 150+ fps

TechHater
TechHater

over 100

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You don't even get off to the humiliation?

What's the point.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Signs you know you're going to lose on comp defense:
Someone picks Torbjorn
Someone picks Bastion
Someone picks Ana
They have a good flanker and noone tries to kill them

Illusionz
Illusionz

riding the payload as Rein+Bastion
we win, Bastion gets potg
enemy Genji: "woww such skill"
Why is beating people with shitty tactics so much fun?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

comp
stomped
comp
stomped
comp
stomped

Damn this sucks!!!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Little leroy was inspired by his action in WoW.
Realized that he could be even manlier in real life.
Started lifting and became a /fit/ idol.
He adopted his own code of honor much like the character he used to play.
He even learned engineering to fashion himself a suit by which he could do his heroic deeds.
Now he's grown old and weary, his youth far past him.
But he still remembers that day so long ago.
The day that he became a hero.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

King of the hill map
Know that it's time to stop playing Reinhardt and swap to Michael Brown
Michael Brown is boring as fuck to play

It hurts.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

sleep tight reap tight

cum2soon
cum2soon

What was in this patch?

RavySnake
RavySnake

This is some high quality bait.

If not I'm sorry you poor poor creature. I can only imagine what hell your bracket is

DeathDog
DeathDog

The 17th is still Wednesday in California, my man

Booteefool
Booteefool

How is rank 30 treating you?

cum2soon
cum2soon

minor text fixes

massdebater
massdebater

Beating, starving and screwing them until it's the only pleasure that they know and constantly crave takes too long.

Talon would take the more efficient option.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I want to lick her pussy bones and lower belly

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I have a 5year old computer with an old hd6700 ati card and I run the game perfectly on high.
I think you're good to go

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Mercy, but the only downside to Widowmaker is her ass tasting like blueberries

King_Martha
King_Martha

Sombra textures

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

ONE HUNDRED SIXTY MEGABYTES OF (minor) TEXT FIXES

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I did, though.

FastChef
FastChef

You should be able to run it on max, maybe without AA.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

He's saying he's level 25 and can play comp now.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

How the fuck do you hit Pharah on consoles?
She is way too strong!

Firespawn
Firespawn

and I run the game perfectly on high.
Why are you lying on the internet?
I barely get 70+ fps on med with my 7770.

RavySnake
RavySnake

It can't be a character or a map. Maybe it's just predownloading pieces of stuff?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Blueberries taste good though, also some people have to work, can't fuck 24/7.

whereismyname
whereismyname

This general is fucking shit

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

it's still lucioball

happy_sad
happy_sad

just runs a bunch of calculations to target head hitbox, the higher you set the value the better it shoots

uses alot of cpu though.

Its disgusting good on mcCree

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

NO FUCKING PATCH NOTES?

WHAT
THE
FUCK??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

t. CSGO general

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

D.Va's rotten personality a cute.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It's no wonder my teammates are getting aggressively retarded, I'm being put in games with ranks almost 20 levels lower. What the hell.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Just about every general is shit after two months

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I'd guess you could if you have a logitech keyboard as well. I used to have razer keyboard and mouse and I could swap the DPI from my keyboard with macros through Razer Synapse

Evilember
Evilember

blueberries taste good
You wanna know how I know you have shit taste user?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Oh so it's just an aimbot.
Why download an aimbot though? You don't mind if you get b&?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

what does t. mean?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Im running a similar setup and Im getting 140+ fps at 1080p all settings high, shadows and reflections on medium, 100% render scale

Soft_member
Soft_member

Thank you very much.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

t. retard

WebTool
WebTool

I have a Logi gaymen keyboard. I'll have to try it out when i get home.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

You wanna know how I know YOU have shit taste? Prefering the natural aroma off ass over a fucking fruit you dingledongle.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I wanted to see what it does. Theirs more than just aimbots?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Dude that's her mouth.

likme
likme

Lucioball still in

ewww

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

WHERE

ARE

THE

PATCH NOTESSSSSS

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Assuming hes not going the "If you can't beat em, join em" route, I think he just wanted to see what all the fuss was about with the hacks.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

How is it legal to get rolled so hard
We had Mercy

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Thank you. What is your setup precisely?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

not liking the smell of shit
you gay user?

Supergrass
Supergrass

pharah is obnoxious on consoles but my teammates not noticing her flying right above them is even worse

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

what?
the?

StonedTime
StonedTime

You are fucking sheltered as shit. The general I come from is the inside of a 70-year-old fat man's asshole that makes this general look like a flowery, golden summer twilight.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

what about "brilliant climatologist travelling the world trying to stop global warming" sounds like someone with no ambition?

Illusionz
Illusionz

video game giant
make pc games for literally decades
programmers still don't know how to document changes
no wonder blizzard servers can't handle more than 30 people without blowing up every time they release a new game or expansion.

Supergrass
Supergrass

cheating in a video game
thinking every good player cheats

fucking shitter

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

t. alberto barbosa

King_Martha
King_Martha

Right in the nuts!

takes2long
takes2long

roadhog picker
You don't have the right to complain about anything

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'm 100% homosexual, I'm posting on this board after all. I'd suck Widow's blueberry dick all day long. I would not, however, enjoy the taste of manure. Guess that comes with not being a peasant farmer though.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Let me guess, /dsg/ or /d2g/? There's no way you're from /wfg/, but if you are congratulations for getting out of that fucking addiction machine of a game.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Which one might that be?

Spamalot
Spamalot

wtg, right?

cum2soon
cum2soon

As someone who is top 12% in accuracy with Soldier (that includes PC btw), my advice is to git gud

iluvmen
iluvmen

playing the hog of great ult charging

That was your first mistake.

likme
likme

I give it a week and blizz will start banning people for using it. The source code was pasted several times over b.net

Emberfire
Emberfire

i5 4690K @ 3.50 GHz
EVGA GTX 960
8 gigs of ram

Flameblow
Flameblow

Have you ever gotten gold elims as scientist?

WebTool
WebTool

I NEED ARMOR!
More...armor....

TechHater
TechHater

maybe they didn't document the changes because it's sombra related

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

ass taste of blueberries
can win her over
3am BLUEBERRY
Yes pls.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

600 healing
gold

Not a very good Mercy, I see

Lunatick
Lunatick

I dont get it -_-

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

It pays off long term though. Constantly drugging would probably be pretty expensive and have negative effects like developing a dependency. I recall reading some article where a woman was kidnapped by a radical group and despite beatings and being raped eventually came to fully believe in the cause they served. Pretty messed up but Stockholm syndrome is a real thing.

MPmaster
MPmaster

During my time using voice chat in comp, I have noticed that there is not one single nigger playing this game.

Maybe it's just because i'm rank 70 and low iq's won't be in my games.

girlDog
girlDog

You got an assload of way to cheat with hacks man.
Aimbot, wallhacks, thing that modify your speed or even allow to register position to teleport back to them later, that sort of stuff.
Aimbot and wallhack just tend to be the less noticeable, even with a kill cam.

I can understand that, I did it once on GunZ too just to see what it was like, but then again that was just a dying korean mmo, not the new hot shit of the month.

happy_sad
happy_sad

What's up Starcraft general

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I got 48 one time
We lost
Not only that, but I got a card for damage blocked

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You literally pressed E twice and healed more than a mercy could that entire match.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

hello sc2g

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

yes, pretty easy on rank 41

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

In Russian social network Blizzard announced a new animated short «The Last Bastion» which will be shown during Gamescom 2016 (August 18).

Link: imgur.com/a/XLSsn

We Bastion now bois

askme
askme

another /wtg/ expat
nice

hairygrape
hairygrape

saves the thumbnail

No, you are the low IQ

Playboyize
Playboyize

tfw hit rank 60

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It's only in America that black people have their own accent.

At least, until recently.

Evilember
Evilember

germany

WebTool
WebTool

We had Mercy

Either you're lying or she was losing the game intentionally

Lunatick
Lunatick

dissing my god tier monkey because i'm a shit rank
I fucked up and played genji for multiple matches, i was originally 48.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

that feel when the team for a Blizzard game seems to be less trustworthy or customer friendly than the team who makes a F2P game based on a fucking map mod of an older Blizzard game that is considered to have created the video game genre with the most awful playerbase of all time.
what has the world become

Soft_member
Soft_member

I take it aim assist works on Pharah well?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

be level 27
go into game
enemy team has multiple prestige star players
we have 0-1
get rekt of course
make comment to keep my team's spirits up
"lol bro levels don't matter xD!!"
person saying this always has a prestige star
why do people think levels don't matter? How does the experience that comes with playing the game upwards of 2 times longer not matter?

takes2long
takes2long

what rank do I need for a free golden weapon?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

WHO EX /tf2g/ HERE???

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

gj user

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Thank you very much.

happy_sad
happy_sad

There was a black guy who was rank 68 in a game earlier, he was pretty good.

Nice thumbnail you dumb nigger

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

sorry user
gimme a hug
so i can say
on your ear
git gud

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

From the start, but I finally quit a few months ago.

Worst general on the board.

Possibly the worst game that has a general, too.

hairygrape
hairygrape

WHO EX /d2g/ HERE?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I hail from /wfg/.

Went back 2 weeks ago and boy was I in for a surprise, they broke everything with their patch!
Again!

Thank god it didn't work, closed that shit as fast as I could.

Flameblow
Flameblow

tfw you get 66 out of placements

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Belgian here, sometime I meet people with such a thick accent I can't understand shit.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

30 minutes later and still no patch notes

Soft_member
Soft_member

League of Legends now seems less jewish than Overwatch.

Methshot
Methshot

you have to go back

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

iktf bruh, 9-1 in placements and those are the only comp matches i have or will ever play and i'm on my way to free gold gun city

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

bastion

wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg

Supergrass
Supergrass

image is squished to make ass fatter
save anyway

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

nice

hairygrape
hairygrape

Why re there so many stomps in this game? Game needs to be less snowbally

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

nah I haven't been there in months
feelsgood

Snarelure
Snarelure

STILL NO SOLO QUEUE

Skullbone
Skullbone

I thought blizzard was going all out on the anti-hack now, they didn't learn from WoW?

I bet some pros are using this shit too

Emberfire
Emberfire

because I've played with 2 stars that just played a ton, and "main" something like reaper or mei for their quick escape ability, but then never improve or even get good at the character.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

what's your war thunder username? Just curious. I only started playing in late 2014.

Spamalot
Spamalot

UNACCEPTABLE

SniperWish
SniperWish

I've reached the point where I don't understand some of the TI teamfights (after not playing for a good year). I think my Dota addiction is almost cured.
tfw I have a Dragonclaw and Timebreaker in the bank

WebTool
WebTool

I'll play my placement matches next season, but other than that, naa. Just soloQ Junkrat to easy gold weapons.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

people with nerd stars are delusional, you get used to it. the more nerd stars the more delusional, and if the thing around their character is silver they're certifiable

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I bet some pros are using this shit too
Yeah, about that...

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

git gud
Why should i? If i showed my true potential then the game would instantly ban me as my aim is aimbot tier.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

curious as to what heroes you used

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Any hard counters to pharah?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

LEVEL DOES MATTER!!!!

its like im playing Modern Warfare 2 again

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

McCree
Soldier 76
(D.Va)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Finally got enough coins for another legendary, which Reaper one should I get?I'm leaning towards Blanco because it's the dumbest looking one.

Emberburn
Emberburn

As stated here, I soloQ'd as Junkrat.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Just shitposting, but yeah, rank 40~50 is ELO hell, it just feels like your team isn't even trying

TechHater
TechHater

Is sekrit.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

got a guess right.
I left shortly after second dream hit. The devs are incompetent fucks.
I was in /dsg/ for a bit after DSIII hit but that burned out on me quickly, and although I played a fuck ton of dota /d2g/ is literal cancer. Its amazing to be in a general that doesn't have autistic tripfags like
Lucifer

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

BLANCO
L
A
N
C
O

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

nevermore, embrace the edge

Bidwell
Bidwell

Ana puts me to sleep
Oh I should be okay nobody else is around
Nails me 3 times before I can even respond because of her retarded rate of fire

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

m8 we're on console
McCree is almost completely useless

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Blanco because it's the dumbest looking one.
Get some respect for culture

Go play some Grim Fandango or something

5mileys
5mileys

Yea i know, but i still have fun destroying people when i do good with Widow, it's like i can only sometimes do good though.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

t. non-prestige 10 shitter

Enjoy getting killed by my model 1887 akimbo

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

m8 we're on console
My condolences
Pick Torb or something and let the turret kill her

girlDog
girlDog

tfw like plague masks
Only hero with it is edgelord.
Edgelord plus mask combines into ultra edge.
I kinda want a plague doctor ana skin, but that'll probably never happen.

hairygrape
hairygrape

File Name.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I tried mccree on console against pharah and it's a fucking nightmare to even hit her!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

all this effort
doesn't censor the bottom or the kill feed
suck a dick saucekay

Booteefool
Booteefool

It does for the first 50 levels.

hairygrape
hairygrape

you posted the wrong image m9

Methshot
Methshot

Sorry, Hana already has a boyfriend

Spamalot
Spamalot

get baited

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Guess we know who's REALLY on top, don't we?

What did he mean by this?

cum2soon
cum2soon

youtu.be/Bw9JrjxH4Zg

it's true what they say about them

w8t4u
w8t4u

You missed a few spots

iluvmen
iluvmen

That's not Holo

Evilember
Evilember

Good name, wrong image.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Seems like my aim is too shit for Mccree.

What do I pick if my support/tank favorites are already taken? Reaper?

5mileys
5mileys

still no bmx reaper profile icon

takes2long
takes2long

Soldier is a good counter, so is Widowmaker if you're not shit at aiming

RavySnake
RavySnake

100% headshot 24/7 idle conga servers when

girlDog
girlDog

Ana's RoF seems too fast now.

5mileys
5mileys

When will they nerf this stupid cunt's ult? I fucking hate this character now, even on our team when we get revived, because too fucking often you do an incredibly coordinated attack which clears everyone except oops XD not mercy! heden schahdtrladasdkkjdeeduurr!! XDDDD

Fucking shitty overpowered ult, stupid useless character.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

If your problem is tanks, reaper.
If your problem is supports, tracer.
If your problem is flankers, soldier.
If your problem is everything, genji.

hairygrape
hairygrape

xDDD i was only pretending to be retarded
nys

Methshot
Methshot

theyve been covering for "pros" for months to prevent the comp scene from collapsing
just wait for someone to blow to whistle, itll happen eventually

StonedTime
StonedTime

Reaper to bust tanks
Junkrat to bust nerds
Harambe to bust Genjis
Dva to bust Pharah/Junkrat spam
Mei for playing against scrubs

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I know I'll never get that BMX Reaper skin when

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

kill the mercy first then retard

girlDog
girlDog

Soldier and Reaper are always good, though Reaper is generally better in this tank meta + you've got McCree keeping Phara's and other shitters in line.

Or you autistically play Hanzo. That's an unpopular albeit common option.

massdebater
massdebater

newfag detected that was pre-nerf ass

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Every single game of Lucio ball now has some degenerate sitting in the opponents goal constantly pushing the goalie out of the way

Wow amazing, way to make a for fun game mode annoying by being a cunt on purpose.

Methshot
Methshot

I used to regret buying it on console but on the other hand, if I had it on PC I would probably be way more shit than on PS4

TreeEater
TreeEater

Hanamura 24/7
Instant Respawn
Donator Perks

Evilember
Evilember

tfw had a good team comp
tfw everybody knew what to do
tfw we won
tfw 4 golds
tfw ranked up

I will sleep well tonight.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I know, rip.
nice

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

If you're used to D.va and Roadhog then play Reaper.

Spamalot
Spamalot

How do people play with such shit FPS?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Play Tracer/Genji and make Mercy players cry, nerd

iluvmen
iluvmen

Blizzard should add killstreak rewards.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

No shit but her flight speed is too fast sometimes and lots of them will hide away when they know their team will get rekt then do the ult.

It's not skill. It's fucking retarded.

Nojokur
Nojokur

The shit textures on the bracelets kills this skin for me, fix this shit Blizzard come on

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

whats in the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

Flameblow
Flameblow

Name a worse map than _____Ilios

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

fuckin nothing

Spamalot
Spamalot

60fps is pretty standard.
I noticed that too, it's mad gay.
not liajiang tower
not temple of anubis

5mileys
5mileys

Volskaya and Hanamura

idontknow
idontknow

Volskaya.

Techpill
Techpill

staying out of the way of shots isn't skill
she's objectively worse than Zen and Lucio, quit fucking whining. Her ult is good sure but she's not that fucking hard to kill.

Learn to aim.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Hanamura

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Temple of Anubis

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

git gud

SniperWish
SniperWish

It already got nerfed and she's not in the (tournament) meta anymore.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

HANAMURA
Also King's Row

whereismyname
whereismyname

Nepal, I only get server errors on that piece of shit map

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

60fps is pretty standard.
maybe in the late 1900s, 144hz is the minimum now, 165hz or 180hz if you're patrish

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw you realize the simpleton playing junkrat just stole potm from you
ilios is the best t. geni main

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That's Roadhog and his self healing

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

(((Bug fixes general stabilization and performance improvements)))
No noticeable change to the game
How so m8? Do placement matches stick me in random matches? Or are you just an American who can't into reading comprehension? I'm rank 25 not SR25

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

TFW you are lucio in KOTH and your team keep getting raped

I fucking hate playing Lucio as well.

Emberburn
Emberburn

anubis by far is the worst map
shouldn't even have a first point

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

left that shithole a few months ago lmao

Soft_member
Soft_member

Lijiang Tower, Volskaya and Hanamura are all as equally unfun. Used to enjoy Ilios but not after comp has given me that fucking place seemingly 50% of the time.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Only one Ilios map is exceptionally bad. Nepal Shrine is the worst map in the entire game.

eGremlin
eGremlin

They're all shit.
I seriously can't think of a map that's good.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Hana's mind begins to wander, a subconscious effort to block out the trauma she's enduring
She goes back to when she became the top SC2 player in the world, the excitement and sudden fame that came with it
Her thoughts then switches to her stream, her fans, and she becomes incredibly emotional
She begins to scream, thrash, and kick the men holding her down
One of them knocks her down on the ground with his knee in her back, he then binds her hands and feet
Her heart is pounding, she's never been in a situation where she cannot think of a method of escape
She's propped back up and forced to service another Talon operative
The semen pooling inside her mouth begins to ooze out onto her chest, drips down between her cleavage
Her mind is unable to take her away from this scene, even if she can close her eyes, she can't stop herself from smelling, feeling, and hearing everything that is happening to her
Another one finishes inside her mouth, warm semen shoots out and down her throat
Panicked, she accidentally swallows the semen pooled in her mouth
Suddenly, Hana is pushed down to the floor, lying on her back.
Someone cuts the binds on her feet
Her legs are spread apart, she tenses up and begins screaming, crying, pleading for them to stop this
She screams and begins yelling in Korean, "Someone please save me, someone please find me"
A finger goes inside of her, she gasps at the feeling
She hasn't had sex for the first time, these feelings are new and unknown to her
A female voice begs a question to her, "Is this your first time, Hana?"
"I remember the first time I had sex," the voice continues, "it was the most euphoric experience I've ever had"
Without warning, one of the taller, bulkier Talon operatives forces their cock inside of her
Hana screams and cries as it makes its way deeper inside of her
The pain is coupled with pleasure, her entire body is set on fire as her virginity is stolen from her by some degenerate thug

TreeEater
TreeEater

Fucking shit gimme dat skin!
I need that ponytail!

Evilember
Evilember

I do too, it sucks that he's required for every damn comp, or at least teammates demand he's required.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Whatever you say pal.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Volskaya

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

debuffing booty
Suddenly reconsidering buying this game.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

5/9 wins so far for placement matches cause the 4 losses i had our team synergy was in the trash

should i just do this last match and get it over with?
i have no friends to wait around for anyway

viagrandad
viagrandad

Where are the fucking patch notes

massdebater
massdebater

stole potg

i love doing this as junkrat. sometimes i have an awesome play but it's usually the tire or just mindlessly throwing bombs into a graviton surge or something. stay mad mlg nerds

Methnerd
Methnerd

i'll tell u mine if u give me ur best war thunder meme

Emberfire
Emberfire

There are people handicapping themselves with garbage 60Hz monitors in this thread right now
And you wonder why you aren't top 500

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

get competent teams
claw my way up
get retarded teams
drop back down

One game with Torb and Bastion on offence and the entire match I just battled to victory for is wiped out. Next match, instalocked Symmetra. Match after that? Team wipes trying to retake point one on Hanamura and we autolose.

Thanks to the wonders of streaks, 10 matches worth of trying my heart out (and winning 7) is now fucking gone, and I'm lower than when I started.

farquit
farquit

Gamer gear doesn't make you better and neither does a 144hz monitor, nothing wrong with 60 fps.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

[Imouto]

Methnerd
Methnerd

This late into the season you're going to have a hard time climbing out of the 40s, so you're welcome to try but don't get your hopes up.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I like playing Lucio
But I don't like playing Lucio for ten matches in a row

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Noice.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Always soloqueue
Stuck as the healer most of the time
Due to that become shit at other role due to lack of practice
If I'm not stuck as Lucio I'm Zen, and I always somehow outheal them
Don't trust anyone else to play healer anyways because of that

It's an abstract kind of hell.

Soft_member
Soft_member

You can have the white alt one, i don't want it.

Inmate
Inmate

only someone who hasn't played on 144hz would say this, 144hz is legal cheats

Snarelure
Snarelure

I actually got a gold Winston gun out of the sheer hope that he gets a buff

MAYBE ONE DAY GORILLA CAN BE MORE THAN COUNTER GENJI: THE CHARACTER

FastChef
FastChef

Be lucio in KOTH
People keep splitting from the group
get pm
'heal pls'

can't wait to get another one where i get blamed or some dumb shit

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

she still has a nice ass
i was only gonna play comp to farm comp points anyway without caring about rank
figuring i'll drop low and then hit a point where all the matches are easy enough for me to carry and then go back up in wins and get points for those wins for some gold weps

iluvmen
iluvmen

Might be an argument if the tick rate wasn't 20.

Snarelure
Snarelure

play mercy
two people on the enemy team dedicated to kill me
hide behind my team
they run in and constantly die

Is there a better feeling than to be protected by your team?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

genji -25 hp
winston +10% dmg

games fixed

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Buy 127 boxes
Only get 1 Zarya skin
Play on friends account
He gets both in 1 box

just end my life, senpaitachi.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

30 SECONDS LEFT IN COMP
ABOUT TO WIN
KICKED TWICE BY SERVER
GAME CLOSES AND I GET NOTHING

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THE MONEY BLIZZARD?!?!?!?!?!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

kys

5mileys
5mileys

thanks, that took me longer than it should've, would anyone be interested in an SFM that inspired this story?

w8t4u
w8t4u

19 objective kills as Mei
Potg for pressing q
Commended thanks to one and half a minute of freeze time

I love this THICC little gook

idontknow
idontknow

Server tick rate now affects the amount of frames per second displayed on your monitor
Low rank poorfags, everyone

eGremlin
eGremlin

PATCH NOTES WHERE

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Game server connection failed

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Right here

Patch Notes 10/08/2016
Fixed even more bugs that allowed Reaper to Shadow Step to unintended locations

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Veeky Forums was a mistake.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Playing Ana.
Sitting back and healing on dorado.
Our Hanzo makes it his personal mission to eradicate any flankers that come my away.
Nothing is better than a teammate that understands that a healer can't heal when they're dead.

JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw losing 4 ranks in one day

why is picking hanzo even allowed?

Techpill
Techpill

but it's not october

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

for you

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I LOGGED BACK IN AND I LOST A RANK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

iluvmen
iluvmen

New patch, where are the notes?
It's about 180mb.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I've gotten the summer Mercy skin 3 times now. I just want the damn American McCree REEEEEE

happy_sad
happy_sad

No, but I just reinstalled Tf2 for old times sake. When I stopped playing around the time the Loose Cannon was just added to the game. I thought the death of community servers and the weapon cosmetics thing was a joke.

WebTool
WebTool

HABBENINGGGGGGGGGGG

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

their own accent
It's not their own accent. It's just grammatically incorrect English with a southern US accent.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

so its their own accent?

TechHater
TechHater

Look at the killcam, skreb.

The accuracy of the clientside positioning is merely an approximation and the game has to compensate for this.

The benefits are merely aesthetic if you're viewing more than 60 FPS under these conditions.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Probably just fixing Lucioball.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I JUST FUCKING TOOKL ADDERALL AND THEY DIDNT GIGE PATCH NOTES NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ADAPT DO THE META WHAT TEH FUCK I NEEDF TO CARRY I WANT TO GET TO TOP 500 BEFORE FUCKING SEASON ENDS HOLD ME GOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Playboyize
Playboyize

Someone that can actually use Hanzo is scary, it's like an offensive Reinhardt that actually get shit done.
I wish people were less autistic in comp so they'd let player take what they're the best at without shitting themselves.
Although granted it's quite rare to see someone actually good with those pick.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Where are the fucking patchnotes? jesus christ blizzard.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

that chat

cum2soon
cum2soon

No. It's just a southern accent. Being too retarded to use proper grammar doesn't make it its own accent.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

desu I just got 144hz monitor 2 days ago, and coming from 60hz its HUGE difference I can even see it on desktop.

Iver been sooo bad with cree on my 60hz and now im actually decent at it. 50% acc last couple of gaems

WebTool
WebTool

By being poor.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

If they've nerfed Zen I'm gonna commit sudoku

TechHater
TechHater

>Only the final score is in question

What did he mean by this?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

This doesn't change the fact that someone with 144/165/180Hz monitors will see those frames per second while you only see 60.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Threats of impregnation and/or forced impregnation and this would pretty much be perf

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Dialect. The word you're all looking for is dialect. The grammar is incorrect but it's consistently incorrect with its own incorrect rules.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

actually 120 is fine, 120 to 144 is very small difference, and more is just overkill

Inmate
Inmate

it was real in my mind

TechHater
TechHater

lol

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Somehow, this doesn't seem very fair.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Do other American accents use pronunciations like SKEELZ and FO' and DAT and MUH?

Soft_member
Soft_member

ADDERALL
a drug that makes you autistic
on a indonesian pottery internet table
fitting

hairygrape
hairygrape

translation
i used all my autismbux to buy early before there were 144hz+ monitors so it's f-fine and there's no point in more than 120

JunkTop
JunkTop

Is there a punishment for leaving comp on hero selection or on the first few minutes?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

play comp
have a Zenyatta solo support
I'd have no issue with this if he wasn't trash
we lose
I have gold for healing as Reaper
next game
Zenyatta solo support again
"Someone else go support or switch to another healer or I feed"
he doesn't believe me
lock Roadhog
feed the enemy team for a minute straight
he switches to Lucio
we win the match
Who else /usesautismtoforcetheirteamtowin/ here

takes2long
takes2long

Gibraltar
get defense for coinflip
faggot that went bastion and did horribly at it goes bastion again
go hue hue Lucio since nobody EVER contests
go into overtime
spam group up
everyone's afraid of the people on the cart and stand back 50 miles
we lose a minute into overtime
send message to pre-100 about how shit bastion is and how he needs to fix his shit

Stop the cycle, tell people that this shit isn't OK.
[user was reported for toxicity]

Techpill
Techpill

I have 144, and just got it 2 days ago. very happy with it

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw nobody outside my region can understand the dialect if their life depended on it
Still never ever talk in the written language
Urbanfags pissed off everywhere

StonedTime
StonedTime

holding point B in volskaya, piece of cake
lost connection
come back to the "DEFEAT" screen

that was indeed an ez gg, enemy genji

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

lol

King_Martha
King_Martha

being okay with a solo support zen
going into an autistic rage when he realized zen cant solo heal

Methshot
Methshot

could you imagine how humiliating it would be for her to have her virginity stolen, impregnated with some random no-name goons seed, all while on her own livestream channel?

i was thinking of ending the story with her death being faked, so that she could become a talon operative or whatever because they like to be edgy and anonymous

King_Martha
King_Martha

Serious question, I am seeing people doing it.

w8t4u
w8t4u

im dizzy guys, my heart hurts a bit too

Techpill
Techpill

There is always a punishment for leaving a comp game in progress. It doesn't matter when. If you leave before the VICTORY/DEFEAT screen, you get punished.

SniperGod
SniperGod

clocked a shiton of hours into the game in 4 weeks
now it feels hollow and boring as fuck
the community is faded to lol-tier level shitness and it gets worse every day

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

as soon as you see the list of players on each team leaving costs you an entire rank

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Get reply back
Hurr durr, bastion is gud, I liek him, i gun play him
I really hate console. I just need the money to build myself a pc then escape this hell

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

could you imagine how humiliating it would be for her to have her virginity stolen, impregnated with some random no-name goons seed, all while on her own livestream channel?

Yes, yes I can

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Zenyatta solo support is perfectly viable after the buff unless someone who's trash is playing them, you shitter.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

4k > high frame rate

Emberfire
Emberfire

virginity stolen
i don't think you know realize how many miles of dick this cunt has had

SniperWish
SniperWish

Be champions :^)

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

zen as solo healer
he picks another flanker

MAYBE you're at fault here

idontknow
idontknow

"Someone else go support or switch to another healer or I feed"
Someone else

how can you be this cancerous?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Wouldn't that make mature women ex-useless sluts?

RavySnake
RavySnake

the community is faded to lol-tier level shitness and it gets worse every day

This.
It even started to leak in fucking quickplay out of all place, and don't get me wrong I'm not trying to defend the absolute shitfest that quickplay can be when we have 4 differents snipers on the team, I'm talking about those that get into an autistic spamfest if the team doesn't pick the top 500 ranked meta composition.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Probably because that Bastion expected everyone to get rolled on by him.

Soft_member
Soft_member

solo q from rank 45 to 65
friend drops from 55 to 35
tells me ranking up in solo q is impossible
duo with him
he's terrible
rage quits after 2 losses

how do you help people like this?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Not in a million years, there's a reason professional counter-strike players still use resolutions from 20 years ago. 4K is bait millennial babies slurp up, looks like it worked on you.

cum2soon
cum2soon

You'd think anons and twitch stream viewers would learn by now. Girls like Hana are not for dating long-term. They're fun, but if you can't keep up with them, you're going to get dropped hard. Meet her, date her for a bit, sleep with her a few times, then break up with her while you guys are still on good terms. You can still be friends with benefits after that, but you don't want to be the guy getting cucked unless that's your fetish.

Stop making the same mistakes over and over again. Learn from all the other cucks instead of becoming one yourself. Don't be retarded. Hana and Tracer are not for marrying.

iluvmen
iluvmen

still no notes

Evilember
Evilember

Because I was the solo tank :-)

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

TfeelerinoW you're gold in elims as genji defending gibraltar
only support is a mercy and the payload's almost at the last checkpoint
decide to go lucio even though the enemy genji is fun to spergbattle with
getting kill after kill with lucio
finish with a W and silver in elims

wtf i like lucio now

Supergrass
Supergrass

Ok so which of these icons do I get for being top 500 ?

Booteefool
Booteefool

As gay as it sound, you don't.
The first step at being better is admitting you have to and CAN improve, if he's not able to do that you can't do anything for him.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

use "millennial"
is probably 22 himself

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

there's a reason professional counter-strike players still use resolutions from 20 years ago
Yes, because the sensitivity in Source games is based on your resolution along with your sens setting and dpi, and they don't want to have to bother with relearning a slightly different sensitivity.

You're retarded.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Hanzo ever good
Comparing him to reinhardt

This has to be bait, I don't even know why i'm giving it a (you)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

you get the gold one for hitting top 500 in general and I think the 1 with the hero sign for hitting top 500 during season 1

girlDog
girlDog

how do you get better? It's been over a month since i asked and i still can't aim with my mouse.

Playboyize
Playboyize

He was telling Zenyatta to switch off unless someone else goes support, friend

idontknow
idontknow

I was just in a game where some woman mom'd some younger kid after he said we raped them. It was cringey, funny, and cute at the same time because she was all calm and understanding about it.

Playboyize
Playboyize

i tried to tell him to pick his best character and not worry about winning or losing but he still gets mad and complains about everything

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Not usually all at once. Dat and Muh is mostly a hick accent thing while fo is common in accents that omit the R in most words.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I think the real question is how the fuck are you finding competent teams on solo queue?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

lower your mouse sensitivity. custom game vs 6 hard anas, headshots only with mccree, do it until you git gud. turn cooldowns off so you don't have to waste time reloading

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

there are people that hate on Roadhog in this thread RIGHT NOW

eGremlin
eGremlin

trying to explain linguistics' simple concepts to laymen is difficult enough because "well if I can use language I guess I'm an expert in it!"
attempting to explain linguistics' concepts to Veeky Forums shitposters

I admire your effort user

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

youtube.com/watch?v=Oehx9OzB1Lc

TLDW use lower sens. Wrist for precision aiming in front of you. Arm movements to re-orient your FoV.

TreeEater
TreeEater

lose a game
go down a rank
lose another game
go down 2 ranks
server dcs me when im about to win
log back in to a rank down
win next game
don't even go up 1 rank

mad doesnt even begin to fucking describe it

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

What is moba?

w8t4u
w8t4u

No means no, user.

4k
gold blueberry
numbani
Upper left corner onscreen display
Patrician taste fampai

Inmate
Inmate

Crazy, right??

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

NEW
veekyforums.com/thread/151212516/video-games

veekyforums.com/thread/151212516/video-games

veekyforums.com/thread/151212516/video-games

Snarelure
Snarelure

I think you're misunderstanding, i don't like aiming with my mouse, i usually just line up the shot and uses wasd to get to the target to shoot. No matter how much i try i can not aim with my mouse.

JunkTop
JunkTop

You're probably fed up hearing this but find the right sensivity.
Try to predict your opponent movement but don't lead if you're using a hitscan hero.
And speaking of leading, don't lead too much either, projectile are a LOT faster than they look like from first person.
Also, something drawing taught me; use your arm for wide movements, wrist for precision.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i instalock mccree and don't worry about what the rest of my team is doing

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

29%
average 46%

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

learn

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

That's a console technique and it's bad.

Do what he said and don't touch the keyboard.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

But nothing in Overwatch is supposed to have wheels. That's like... developer rule #2.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

sombra
stealth character

idontknow
idontknow

comp
someone in your team made an obviously bad pick, no matter how much your team tries he isn't going to switch
the enemy team makes an even bigger fuckup, you win
the one that made a bad pick feels justified
Is this how Hanzo instalocks are born?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Oooh nice that makes sense.
The animated spray is kinda meh but I'm looking forward to these.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

post yfw you realized that the "update" was a stealth update that removed the ability to go for the high score in lucioball

mfw

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Ana puts me to sleep
says in all chat how much they enjoy just watching people while they sleep
desperately try to avoid her sleep darts for the rest of the matches we have together

WebTool
WebTool

Please explain to me how I play the Mech Girl. She seems to be super fragile and do no damage. I understand the alluha ackbar gimmick though but what about the rest of the time?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Unless that little girl in the Soldier 76's short grows up to be Sombra, I think you're full of shit, mate.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I got 65 with him against double Genji back in the days of no hero limits in comp.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Shield blocks everything and recharges fast.

Flying is high mobility.

The best tank.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Widow because I actually have taste unlike most in this general

FastChef
FastChef

Talk me out of buying the golden balls

Booteefool
Booteefool

do you have sunyatta?
Or Ra, whichever has the most gold on it?

massdebater
massdebater

hook accuracy 29%
jesus

SniperWish
SniperWish

I just started playing Hogman. What's a good hook accuracy? How about for the gun?