/hg/ - Halo General

Evilember
Evilember

Hexagons are real edition.

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You are currently browsing /hg/ thread #196.
The featured map is "Empire"

Previous threads since numbering began:
#195 - Spartans Never Die veekyforums.com/thread/151036709/video-games
#194 - Halo 4 is Technically a Halo Game veekyforums.com/thread/150899091/video-games
#193 - Never Trust a Man With a Hinge for a Head veekyforums.com/thread/150750529/video-games
#192 - In Remembrance of the Beta veekyforums.com/thread/150589993/video-games
#191 - Were It So Easy veekyforums.com/thread/150329941/video-games
#190 - Master Chief's Bizzare Adventure
#189 - Arby Had a Hard Life
#188 - RIP Jul
#187 - Smart A.I. was a Mistake
#186 - Our True Cause
#185 - Black Undersuit
#184 - Heretic Hunt
#183 - Master Chef
#182 - Take the Cruiser Back
#181 - What Were They Thinking
#180 - What About That Stupid Cloak
#179 - Parasite's Cove
#178 - We Numbered Now

idontknow
idontknow

that OP image

King_Martha
King_Martha

/hg/ worships hexagons now
Love It

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

veekyforums.com/thread/151036709/video-games
I'm thinking about making an edit to /hg/ Island, with multiple weapons placed in the map in case someone wants to pose with a specific weapon. Also i'll try to place reference points or something like that to place camera in the right place for multiple shots, like a rail with markings i guess.
I don't know how to edit images so i guess that's the least i can do to help and it would be nice if someone else could edit me in the photo later on.

viagrandad
viagrandad

veekyforums.com/thread/151036709/video-games
There will for sure be people that can't make it, myself included, so we will host another photo shoot to put the two together or something

Can you post a link to download hg island?

Bidwell
Bidwell

All loaded up for a halo marathon.
Two Arizona green teas, a bag of lays brand chips, a large slurpee, a strawberry nesquik, and a frozen pizza.
Let's do this boyos.
omeone want to join? MCC & Halo 5

Methshot
Methshot

Right on time.

Inmate
Inmate

Have you praised your hexagon gods today /hg/?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Blood Gulch
Lockout
The Pit
Powerhouse
Exile
Plaza
This first round of featured maps was good, but then suddenly
Chill Out
Burial Mounds
Isolation
Zealot
Solace
Eden when the sun is out
What happened?
I get you don't want to use the same maps over, but there's still so many better maps you could use in the pic from each game.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Holy diabetes, but that sounds pretty comfy. Wish I could join tonight

JunkTop
JunkTop

There is only one God, and he has six sides

WebTool
WebTool

That's cool man I've got 2 bottles of epulpepsi, little seizures on the way and for later a seizure salad

FastChef
FastChef

This is the last version Hectorlo posted:
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And this is an edit made by Trivialprodigy, not sure what's the difference though:
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cum2soon
cum2soon

Without roasting, can you inform me on what this meme is aboot?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

the only god is the number god and his post is here

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Without roasting, can you inform me on what this meme is aboot?
I bet you pray to the septademon

MPmaster
MPmaster

What's your tag?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Gt: HorsecockHarry

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

yfw you realize #200 will be a Reach map

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Basically there's hexagons all throughout the Halo series, and they've become even more noticable after 343 got the reigns.
Apparently this triggers some people.

Evilember
Evilember

We've gotta make an area for people to stand on as well. I was thinking something extremely simple, just a few blocks on different heights and different colors

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

user complains about hexagons everywhere in halo 4-5
another user points out Hexagons were also in Reach
"no but that's bullshit, only covies had HEXagons"
another user posts proof of HEXAGONS in halo 3
"n-no c-covies"
user posts proof of almighty HEXAGONS present in 2, 3, Reach from all 3 factions
"t-that's not tr"
yes
HEXAGONS
"w-wait no"
HEXAGONSHEXAGONSHEXAGONSHEXAGONSHEXAGONSHEXAGONS

SniperGod
SniperGod

It was mostly one guy, which means it easy probably you, but either way you're still right.
They've always been there.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yesterday it was me but i remember this meme was started months ago by another user.

eGremlin
eGremlin

not gonna be here for like two weeks starting Thursday
can't be here Saturday
Can anyone wear Mark VI Regent helmet, Centurion (Fred's) armor, Aurora visor, Salt primary, and Persian secondary with Azure Dream skin?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Eden when the sun is out
Eden and Empire play completely differently

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

We will take care of it

5mileys
5mileys

Pathogenicity
Not harryhorsecocm

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

The artstyle pre and post 343.
Hexagons used to be exclusive to Covenant, and some Forerunner which Covenant tech was made from, stuff. But when 343 took over, it was shoved into literally everything, even the 343 logo when you boot up the game.
Some people go "b-but the bubble shield had it in 3" and forget that the bubble shield was brute tech, and other whine that "human shields had them" when they forget that human shields were stolen covenant tech.

Inmate
Inmate

Autism

FastChef
FastChef

Literally nobody cares.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Is the opening cutscenes to halo 2 some of the best in video games? Straight kino

them parallel viewpoints between chief and arbiter
great writing
foreshadowing

Techpill
Techpill

Eden and Empire play completely differently
Objectively false. The rocket is even almost in the same place.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Except that he asked for the answer and got it.

TechHater
TechHater

"Historically, the ‘dissipative’-style deployable shield system of the bubble shield is Forerunner in origin. Warrior-Servants utilized such a system to generate temporary fortifications using a sphere of interlocking hexagonal force enfolder elements, similar to those used by Sentinels and Protectors. The technology was eventually discovered by ONI in the twenty-sixth century and was repurposed for use by the UNSC Armed Forces in the Human-Covenant War."

farquit
farquit

Ok

iluvmen
iluvmen

So, exactly what I said? Covenant tech based off of Forerunner tech, then stolen by humans?

5mileys
5mileys

Bubble shield is human tech used by Brutes.
Brutes are known to use human technology. Such as the shotgun Brutes in Halo 2 and the Banished in Halo Wars.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

veekyforums.com/thread/151036709/video-games

I disagree, m8, I thought the Forerunner trilogy did an excellent job characterizing the Forerunners as well as both introducing the Precursors and revitalizing the Flood as an entity to be utterly feared.

I don't see anything wrong with providing explanations or expanding upon elements as long as it's done well. Someone playing through the games in order will still feel the same awe and fear toward the Forerunners and Flood.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Halo 2 is not even in my top 3 of favorite Halo campaigns but yeah i agree, it's plot and narrative can't be compared with any other game in the series. I still can't believe they dropped the ball so hard in 3.

More like both Humans and the Covenant found the Forerunner tech and inherited the mantle of the hexagons.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I still can't believe they dropped the ball so hard in 3.

This triggers the /hg/

JunkTop
JunkTop

Wrong, brute tech is made with pure brute engineering.

Snarelure
Snarelure

This triggers the /hg/
Nope. 3 is so anti Halo 3 babby that they're actually a bit too 343 appologist.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Don't get me wrong, i was talking in terms of story/plot. From a gameplay perspective, 3 is my second favorite campaign.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

No halo 3 or 4
Its... beautiful

RavySnake
RavySnake

Has religion gone too far?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Are you blind?

TechHater
TechHater

Swap 5 with Reach and it's spot on.

TreeEater
TreeEater

What was wrong with 3?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I meant 4 or 5. Sorry

Swap 5 with Reach and it's spot on.
Yeah, no.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

5 better than Reach
Nope

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I know but that's usually what triggers people, critique of the campaign.

Soft_member
Soft_member

post your GT

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Gameplay-wise I'd say so. No AAs or lack of bleedthrough and whatnot, at least.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Crusty Jugglers

Evilember
Evilember

It's __:^)__

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That applies mostly to CE fans.

Methshot
Methshot

Le 'to war' meme

Also the 'boss' at the end

Not realising that all halo games should end with a hog run otherwise they're shit.

Minor parts anyways. The levels were flawless in what they set out to accomplish.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Gameplay-wise I'd say so
Not me but whatever.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I've seen both, desu

iluvmen
iluvmen

The levels were flawless in what they set out to accomplish.
Being 10 minutes long and easy as piss on legendary?

Methshot
Methshot

Why are you doing this to me user? I made that beautiful comparison pic just for you and you repay me still posting your lackluster edit? YOU SHOULD BE SUCKING MY DICK FAGGOT

SniperGod
SniperGod

Halo 3 is bad because it has a boss at the end
good halo games should end with a warthog run

Did you even play halo 3?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Say, what ever happened to the Shipmaster? The white armored elite from 2/3. And why did the elite's have such a drastic armor change in between 3 and 4?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

343i
After what happened to Alpha Nine and Cortana, it's best if old characterizations are left alone

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Alpha Nine? And I'm not looking to have them included, but you can't just say there's a new shipmaster with 0 explanation and have the elites change their design so drastically, it makes no sense.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Dead. Hexagons.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Alpha nine is the squad of ODST

And 343 changes shit all the time for no reason. They are the biggest retards when it comes to the lore

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

They didn't, the Covenant remnant use a different combat harness.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Say, what ever happened to the Shipmaster? The white armored elite from 2/3.
He's the protagonist of a recent book, i think he's alright.

And why did the elite's have such a drastic armor change in between 3 and 4?
Real reason: change of art style
Canon reason: different faction

JunkTop
JunkTop

Cawfee

Spamalot
Spamalot

Gween
Team

farquit
farquit

Anyone up for some BTB?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Fuck you

Emberfire
Emberfire

yes, my shitbox is updating so give me a minute.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Fuck you.

askme
askme

Fuck off

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Send me an invite

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

not checking the company tab or your friends list

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

company tab wasnt working for me, it is now though

Skullbone
Skullbone

its a chaosdroid blames his shitty headset from walmart on other people party

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Stop being mean to kai

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I feel like unranked breakout has made it easier to get immortals.

viagrandad
viagrandad

droid blaming everyone else but himself

Lunatick
Lunatick

tfw no tacticool halo spinoff game where you play as SIIs stealth squad fighting innies on outer worlds in mark IV

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Cookie so loud he keeps echoing on other people's mics
Sigmund keeps denying it, even when quotes are made

Firespawn
Firespawn

Wranglerjk2014 for Firefight

5mileys
5mileys

Yeah, now shitters are more likely to play it and die every round

likme
likme

tfw it's more impossible to play breakout solo
only like three people in /hg/ are decent at breakout
not enough for a team
everyone else just sprints to their death, then wonders why they died instead of saying where the enemy is

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

moms shutting off the internet
What's the best way to hang yourself?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It seems easier to me. I almost got two immortals in a row just now except I turbo choked in 5th round.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

But sigmund echoed too. Even you did.

Inmate
Inmate

Just swallow the pills and kick the chair

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Sigmund claims there's no echo at all.

RumChicken
RumChicken

only like three people in /hg/ are decent at breakout
I bet have enough for at least one decent breakout squad.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I missed this meme

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Sigmund also claims he's not a backstabbing nigger, and I've yet to see that get dis-proven >:(

RavySnake
RavySnake

Bias you little spic, you're supposed to be busy planning that assassination attempt on Kai with Sigmund!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

It plays exactly the same.

massdebater
massdebater

me and Smegmand assassinate Kai
While I'm looking over our work he assassinates me
No se intimo...cholo

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You'll get yours, you dirty wetback.
We'll meet at midnight behind the dumpster.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Hello where is the warzone lobby?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

You're not fooling me this time Sigwilly!
Have at you!
*shoots you in the head*
Heh, too easy...kid

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

More lik S-III's in SPI.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

but SPI isn't as resilient and the camo could make stealth trivial

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Your spanish or whatever the hell that's supposed to be is awful.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Of course, because he's actually from Brazil and only jumped the border through Mexico.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

More like ODSTs in ODST armor.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

power armor
stealthy

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

he didn't read FoR
even when they get their energy shielding with the Mk V they still dont run into battles, in the books SII's were precision striking shock troopers that could hold their own much easier if they were discovered
the entire first half of fall of reach is them sneaking around on covert ops until they fought on sigma octanus 4 and encountered the first pair of hunters

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

power armor
not stealthy
Life isn't a videogame, you can sneak around in the heaviest shit as long as you move slowly and methodically.

takes2long
takes2long

books

opinion discarded

Methshot
Methshot

lumping the eric nylund books in with the nu-canon that karen traviss and those other fuckups produced

SniperWish
SniperWish

:^)

Nojokur
Nojokur

Now you'll never get any more of them

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Time for suffering

Enjoy not seeing them a lot in future packs, user. They're pretty fucking fun to use, especially in WZFF.

Soft_member
Soft_member

In regards to story:

Arbiter, Johnson, Keyes, etc. beat Chief to earth, despite traveling in exponentially slower ships and still being on Delta Halo when Chief arrived at the end of H2
Despite this, Shadow of Intent and the Sangheili fleet only arrives after the Flood do; if they had been around they would have participated in the attack on Truth
Gravemind finds the Ark somehow without using the Portal (if he had, Earth would have been infected without a doubt)
Gravemind acts stupid; fails to send backup Flood elsewhere in the galaxy in case he fails at the Ark, fails to kill Arbiter and Chief after Truth is dead, fails to kill them in High Charity
Miranda's senseless sacrifice; furthermore, Arbiter and Chief fight through hordes of enemies to get to Truth, when it turns out they could have just flown through a window

Among other plotholes. On top of that:

Awkward/poor dialogue
Entirely too easy, even on Legendary
"Bossfights" (Brute Chieftains, Scarabs, etc.) consequently too easy; Guilty Spark a travesty only rivaled by the Didact QTE

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Arbiter, Johnson, Keyes, etc. beat Chief to earth, despite traveling in exponentially slower ships and still being on Delta Halo when Chief arrived at the end of H2
There was a book about that.

TechHater
TechHater

And why did the elite's have such a drastic armor change in between 3 and 4?

The Covenant we fight in Halo 4 and was founded on backwater Sangheili colonies whose aesthetic closely mirrored that of more traditional Sangheili design, as opposed to Prophet-mandated mainstream Covenant armor, weapons, vehicles, etc.

In Halo 5 both the Covenant and the Arbiter's factions have begun full-scale production of new variations of all equipment. It's why all the vehicles and many weapons look different; they're now of entirely Sangheili design.

Emberburn
Emberburn

arbiter gets plastic surgery to fit in with new elites
What a dedicated leader.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tfw Onyx
I can have an opinion, now!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

When will Kai get plastic surgery to look like a white person instead of an eternal Anglo?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

That's just resource conservation on 343's part.

Personally I'd have preferred Arbiter and his faction to look more like H2A Elites while the Covenant was made up of the Halo 4 design (which I don't have a problem with, desu), but here we are.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I was told to say that Prospect is shit.

massdebater
massdebater

his csr begins with 15

girlDog
girlDog

his CSR begins with "Pla"

Soft_member
Soft_member

Everytime I play halo 5 I remember why I don't come back

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

They had a model of arbiter wearing his new armor set as the old subspecies

It was used in the Locke teaser for H2A

FastChef
FastChef

It's just 343 being 343.

WebTool
WebTool

Right, but that would be like importing Halo 3's Arbiter into the game. It just wouldn't work.

Honestly I'd be a bit more irked about it if I didn't think everybody else would do about the same thing.

TechHater
TechHater

I'd have preferred it if they didn't change Elites at all.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I genuinely have yet to figure out what's so attractive about this armour set to you guys.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Any warzone lobbies going?

askme
askme

It was either that or stick with Reach's feral look or Halo 3's cartoonish/goofy ones.

Though I'd just wish they'd find a way to consolidate two or more good designs.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

CHECK THE COMPANY TAB
REEEEEEEEE

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Is that a yes or a no

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw I posted it every thread from January-ish to May
There's Centurion in the game already, bring back Hoplite!

likme
likme

It was either that or stick with Reach's feral look or Halo 3's cartoonish/goofy ones.
Why not the H2A designs for H5?

Evilember
Evilember

Right, but that would be like importing Halo 3's Arbiter into the game. It just wouldn't work.
W-what? How is that the same at all? H2A has better graphics than Halo 5.

JunkTop
JunkTop

H2A is honestly the best interpretation of elties hands down

TreeEater
TreeEater

Reach's were more cartoonish and goofy than 3s.
Personally I like CE the best.

idontknow
idontknow

Who developed H2A? It couldn't have been 343 they don't make good decisions.

JunkTop
JunkTop

If there's people on, join them

Inmate
Inmate

lel

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Easier and simpler to just use Halo 4's design. Less resources needed to use two different ones. H5 model already finished before H2A's. All the above and/or some others.

I mean using one game's models in another. Besides, that model was only used in a cutscene. It would be even weirder to have one Arbiter for H5's Blur cutscenes and another for its gameplay/regular cutscenes.

But mostly it's just about not using more resources than needed. Like I said, I'd be more angry if I didn't think this would happen regardless of the developer or game.

I generally don't consider CE and H2 when it comes to comparing Elites, since the lower graphics make it more difficult to hold them side by side. I did always like that the CE Elites had closed jaws. It always bothered me how they worked until 343 gave them a more sensible gullet.

Snarelure
Snarelure

If feel like for whatever reason they really half-assed lefty's feet.

Imagine trying to walk with giant metal lily-pad soles.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Imagine trying to walk with gigantic fucking bulky metal clown boots

Left looks way better, elites look retarded with big feet

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

lol I know right how is he supposed to walk with such tiny feet??

Techpill
Techpill

Imagine trying to walk with gigantic fucking bulky metal clown boots

I imagine it'd be fairly easy, considering how much weight an Elite's feet would have to support. It makes sense that a heavy creature would have large, splayed feet with prominent inner padding to support it.

I like it, anyway. Proportionally it fits with the upper body.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Sabe Interactive - Campaign
Certain Affinity - Multiplayer

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

They aren't supposed to be bulky beasts though. They're supposed to look "noble" or some shit.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Can you even damage the Phantoms that show up with the mythic grunt on Noctus?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Maybe, but they're still heavy fuckers.

Besides, I can't see anything too off about the feet in regards to size. It looks very in-tune with the rest of the body, and hardly larger than the hooves of CE-H2

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

No. The only destroyable phantoms are in campaign, and the phantom boss on Apex.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

noble

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What a noble and beautiful creature.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Be me
win game
You lost connection to the servers
lmao banhammer
Mrw

SniperWish
SniperWish

That's just how bungie described their design process

343 hired gears of war artists to design their covenant and just slapped teeth claws muscles bulk and scales everywhere

FastChef
FastChef

Call me crazy but I prefer claws and muscles to fishface

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Thanks 343.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

add doubles to ranked
make it only use normal maps

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Stop trying to have fun. Obviously nobody liked destroying phantoms in 3, ODST, and Reach for all those points and multikills.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Looking for a group that wants to do warzone firefight.
Or
MCC campaign on legendary
Message pathogenicity if you want an invite.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Not to mention their flight pattern is janky as fuck

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

They look like they're on rails in Roller Coaster Tycoon. They just suddenly made a 45 degree left turn.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Improvements made to newer Phantoms models utilizing Brute technology allows for unparalleled maneuverability

Soft_member
Soft_member

phantoms still doesn't have seatbelts
everyone inside keeps whacking against the walls

Firespawn
Firespawn

No one in this thread will every play with you. Look into killing yourself.

Flameblow
Flameblow

CEASE ALL BULLY OPERATIONS IMMEDIATELY

WebTool
WebTool

I would but I played all day.
I'd be down for some campaign in the morning.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

In Halo 5, there will be 500 pieces of armor

Booteefool
Booteefool

Far out!

TechHater
TechHater

implying arbiter isn't noble as fuck

H2A is the best visual representation we've ever had so that's the Canon appearance I take for anything. so he's not fishface like in 3

Supergrass
Supergrass

But nothing to wear!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Are they all the same?
No shoulders, bright undersuits, and irremoveable blue lines?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

ARE THOSE

HEXAGONS?

Emberfire
Emberfire

HEXAGONS?

Methnerd
Methnerd

It's true. 343 misses the point entirely and just makes everything look like evil monsters just because they're the enemies.

Aliens don't have to look inherently evil and scary. You don't need to take scrawny bird man and give him hundreds of pointy teeth and make him look like a dinosaur on crack. You don't have to take the relatively slim elites and give them retarded bulky feet and armor and inject steroids.

It's just bad design and misses the points of the original versions.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

anything people don't have = evil

wew lad

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

To be honest that would be great as long as it was separated into different parts like helmet, torso, legs, arms, etc.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

The GoW influence is pretty noticeable.

viagrandad
viagrandad

You can't deny that the one on the right looks like Voldemort with spikes and giant teeth.

likme
likme

343 misses the point entirely and just makes everything look like evil monsters just because they're the enemies
This. You're absolutely right, 343 has no idea of what they're doing.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Add some hair to that and it would be some top tier brute design

FastChef
FastChef

That's just a shaved brute. Literally looks like a halo 3 one without a goatee

Even if you personally dislike that change, there's a difference between one enemy being made more edgy and evil vs ALL the enemies being made edgier

WebTool
WebTool

Yeah i can definitely see the resemblance.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

He's being sarcastic.

Firespawn
Firespawn

That's not what I meant at all

They make them look like monsters for no reason. It's like a ten year old designed them. "These are the BAD aliens, so let's make them more ugly and give them big muscles and teeth and claws and scales so they look more evil!"

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

No that's the didact just give him stupid feathers, vampire fangs, neck tumors, orange eyes, and extra fingers

Methnerd
Methnerd

Literally looks like a halo 3 one without a goatee
I don't buy it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Not him, but he does.
If you drew some pubes on the Reach ones chin and head, you'd see it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

That's a forerunner actually

Ugh fucking 343 making forerunners just be noseless humans is one of the worst things they've done

And yes I know in the books their appearance is much more varied but that doesn't excuse the bland as fuck representation in game with edgelord didact and boring librarian

Spamalot
Spamalot

And with tattoos, I forgot to mention the tatoos.

I believe having fur is somewhat of an honor status and lower-class brutes are shaved and given tattoos to signify their rank as basically slaves

Illusionz
Illusionz

Yeah also change the mouth, nose, eyebrow, skin color and shape of the skull and they are like carbon copies.

RavySnake
RavySnake

All of those are the same except for the skin color. You can even clearly see the eyebrows protruding in the exact same way.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

If anything the halo 2 brutes are the outliers, their mouth and general face area is completely different

RumChicken
RumChicken

I still don't buy it m8

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

i wasn't a big fan of 3's brute designs desu, those faggy mohawks and goatees made them look like my uncle

brutes are at their best in 2A

Lunatick
Lunatick

Then that's on you.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Did your uncle touched you user?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Well if he didn't have tattoos it would look pretty similar

SniperGod
SniperGod

im with you m8. the nose is wrong and the face is sunken in

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Holy SHIT it's that's harambe????

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

not as wrong as this

"Hey you know how the most iconic part of grunts is their masks and triangular backpacks? Yeah, well let's remove their masks and remove the triangle pack from every rank of grunt"

Snarelure
Snarelure

Imagine what 343 brutes will look like.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

before, the grunts HAD to wear a mask because oxygen is toxic
now, it's just a suggestion
Dammit, that was the whole reason they always died in a headshot.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Looks pretty good to me faggot.

SniperGod
SniperGod

???

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

No need

But of course they'll never bring back anything cool like the old subspecies or brutes or drones or engineers or Skirmishers

Lunatick
Lunatick

Also lets make their eyes bulge out of their heads lol

likme
likme

343
doing Blur designs
Not after 4 and 343's fuckup with asset handling.

TechHater
TechHater

literally creative assembly in the filename

343 had nothing to do with that design.

They hired GoW artists to design the covenant for 4 and then the art team did internal touch-ups on them for 5.

Techpill
Techpill

If he had a gravity hammer I would legitimately believe it

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Give me 10

Firespawn
Firespawn

Gears crossover when?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You don't have to take the relatively slim elites and give them retarded bulky feet and armor and inject steroids

They've always had big hoof feet and muscles, though. And hunching over has always given them a bulky appearance, while an upright Elite looks much slimmer and lithe.

Methshot
Methshot

Happened awhile ago actually.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yeah, Reach Brutes look almost nothing like Halo 2 and 3 Brutes.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Artistic interpretation.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Looks exactly like a Reach Brute

massdebater
massdebater

This pains me to imagine only because of how likely it is

343 has demonstrated countless times they don't give a single fuck about the art style

likme
likme

it's okay when bungie does it!

Methshot
Methshot

I hate how the Halo 4 previews for the armors always look off and weird. The in-game armor is almost always exponentially better

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

it's okay when bungie does it!
It's ok whenever. It's literally not a big deal.

takes2long
takes2long

That's superior because at least the visor doesn't have stupid hexagons all over it.
The original didn't, so why did they in 4?

RumChicken
RumChicken

KI actually had some pretty cool Arbiter costumes/colors.
His Retro+Gold is a personal favorite of mine.

Soft_member
Soft_member

2 brutes look nothing like 3 brutes look slightly similar to reach brutes

idontknow
idontknow

Honestly if they did look like those GoW things I'd be hard-pressed to say they didn't just go ahead and use Reach designs.

That IS Halo 4's Mark V

Emberfire
Emberfire

Nice, now give him a golden helmet and you got a brute major from Reach.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Brutes have two giant toes
ew

farquit
farquit

Damn near every big bad alien in Halo seems to have 2 toes. It's weird.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Reach brutes are literally just 3 brutes with a slightly more defined skull shape, shaved, and tattoos

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

That IS Halo 4's Mark V
I know. I'm asking why, if in the preview it didn't have hexagons, why the final version does have hexagons.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Or weird hairstyles, or too-big-for-its-mouth teeth, or edgy scurry Eyes of Sauron...

Damn, it's even got scales.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Engine limitations obviously, it's like asking why the lighting is worse and textures are lower res in older games.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Anyone for warzone firefight

massdebater
massdebater

I don't see what a post-launch trailer for DLC has to do with engine limitations.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Oh, i didn't realize you meant the H4 version in that pic, my bad.

idontknow
idontknow

It's ok.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Well there's always the concept art for the Halo 4 brute that got cut from the game.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Thank fucking christ that got cut.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

jesus christ, thats awful

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

One of the few smart decisions by 343 was reject that abomination.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Am I the only one that thinks that brute would be cool as a singular boss fight. I don't want to see them as hunters. But more like the brute cheiftan from h2

Soft_member
Soft_member

reject
Let's be honest, they tried to make it but ran out of time.

Then make a new species for it. Hell, make the giant things from Reach as that fight. Have a brute riding one.

Booteefool
Booteefool

kek

idontknow
idontknow

These were planned for halo 3 as well as a "giant" enemy like hunters. Both of which were bordable, you could jump on the Hunter's back

SniperWish
SniperWish

Nah, the brute model was just used, but it's never been said whether they were supposed to be hunters or not. Reach pretty much confirmed they were supposed to be a separate enemy type.
tfw those giant monsters never showed up in Firefight
tfw no Moa bonus round

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

No excuse considering there's literally like no hunters in Halo 3.
Terrible enemy variety.

Nojokur
Nojokur

There's hunters on the Ark at the very start

There's a pair during the covenant

There's a pair during the storm

Good point. The video I saw just showed the hunter as well as a giant brute being bored, but the brute could've easily been placeholder.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

There's hunters on the Ark at the very start
Yes and you're armed to the teeth with Sniper rifles for them.
You fight another pair later in the level with the tank. Those are the "Tank beats Hunter" Hunters.
There's a pair during the covenant
Yup, just one.
There's a pair during the storm
Again, just one.

There are four hunter pairs in all of Halo 3. Four.
ODST, a shorter expansion, has more.
Combat Evolved has more in individual levels alone.

Like I said, inexcusable. Terrible use of enemy variety.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Don't forget 3 Flood levels.
Sometimes I feel like Halo 3's campaign was designed in a single weekend.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Technically there's sentinels and guilty spark in the last level, but yeah, for all intents and purposes it's a flood level.

Evilember
Evilember

Wasn't it mostly cut shit from 2?

askme
askme

Why does pic related happen randomly. I'll finish a game and just have a shit load of packs.

King_Martha
King_Martha

It happens because you held your camera upside down.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I think he's just australian desu

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

G'day, mate.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Jesus dude

w8t4u
w8t4u

Did you just start playing firefight?
The first 2-3 levels of some of the firefight commendations give loads of packs.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I am in aussieland. The internet is upside down here.

Seriously tho. Just didn't take my time. Took a picture and phone posted.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Wasn't it mostly cut shit from 2?
No, 3 was it's own game made from the ground up.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

No. can't be that.
Why is your gardener being brought up?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Why is Xbox in a constant state of beta?
REEEEE

RavySnake
RavySnake

Because Microsoft can't project manage for shit

Methshot
Methshot

I'll have you know my gardener's name is José

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Anybody had stuff turn transparent?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It means that your gay Xbox added gaydar on the last update.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Staying up all night.
Want a warzone buddy or MCC campaign buddy.
Message Pathogenicity and I'll invite you.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Staying up all night.
Why

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Took the whole week off.
Drugs
Crippling dispair, lonlieness and depression?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Perhaps if you didn't stay up all night to play Halo you wouldn't be suffering from these things?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Took the whole week off.
From what?

happy_sad
happy_sad

But it's the product of the problems, not the catalyst.
Also to the people in my fireteam: REEE

Supergrass
Supergrass

Work?
Giving a fuck.
Following contemporary social modalities and standards.

massdebater
massdebater

work
Found your problem.

Methshot
Methshot

Did I make a wrong click somewhere that bright me to /b/

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

the level gravemind has more hunters than all of 3

Emberburn
Emberburn

Actually yes once and I happened to take a screenshot.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Anyone want to do heroic achievements for H5? Can be pretty tricky.

Emberfire
Emberfire

no im sleep zzzzzzzzz

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

sup

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It's been nearly two years, why are MCC cheevos still bugged?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Have a dubs bump

massdebater
massdebater

God damn Halo had the best fucking music out of any video game hands down, now it's a bunch of techno shit. Why did they get rid of Marty?
youtube.com/watch?v=iNhfuhiveUM
Halo 4 had a few decent tracks but it's still mostly techno/electronic stuff. I have nothing against that kind of music, I loved the ME1 soundtrack and that was mostly techno, but everything about 1-3's OST was just perfect, it set the perfect tone of this ancient, almost sacred place built millennia ago by these seemingly god-like people. But with 4, it just sounds like ever other sci-fi game to me. They even show the Forerunners but I feel they didn't do them justice.

takes2long
takes2long

So what was the point in that key thing Halsey gets in Spartan Ops but then splits in half, I don't remember it appearing in Halo 5 unless 343 forgot it existed.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Her and Jul managed to steal the UNSCs half, got the coordinates, Infinity followed, they got attacked by forerunner sentinels there and then the Forerunner AI there self destructed the facility to prevent both sides from getting the tech.

Basically literally nothing changed, other than Jul losing some ships and men.

DeathDog
DeathDog

They took a phenomena..and burned him to the ground.
Remember when you got your original Xbox, put in this new fangled halo videya, you are amazed by the graphics of the unsc forward unto dawn and the environment they built
they manage to top themselves with halo 2 and yet again with halo 3.
They decide they'd rather focus on a shit game called destiny
Because Microsoft has been jerking bungie off for so long they felt obligated to give their baby to them.
The rest is a living nightmare

Illusionz
Illusionz

BUMP I GUESS.

A WHILE AGO I HAD A DREAM I WAS PLAYING A NEW HALO GAME SIMILAR TO REACH BUT IN IT YOU COULD RIDE ONE OF THESE THINGS IN LIKE A DESERT CANYON, AND YOU COULD STOMP COVENANT AND SHIT AND IT WAS COOL

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

they manage to top themselves with halo 2 and yet again with halo 3.
"No."

iluvmen
iluvmen

I feel like in the future you'd want to leave as little as you can to a dumb beast. Why not make machines that do exactly what you want and know how they think (or lackthereof)

Flameblow
Flameblow

At this point it's not opinion. Objectively each game and story got exponentially better.

TechHater
TechHater

Wrong person

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Halo 4 was a mess.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Well if that's the case why hire jackal mercenaries as snipers in the covenant at all? Why not build sniping robots?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Halo's story jumped the shark as soon as it tried becoming a massive space opera. Halo works best as self-contained little stories.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Halo's story jumped the shark as soon as it tried becoming a massive space opera.
So, Halo 1, and was only ever good in Fall of Reach?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

pick ur poisen

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

ODST was good, too.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Well, it had already jumped the shark by then.
I also know that some people here hate ODST because they didn't like the fact that Buck and Dare had a relationship at all.

Flameblow
Flameblow

The bottom 3 looks like some Silent Hill shit.
I'd probably go for those

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Halo's story jumped the shark as soon as it tried becoming a massive space opera

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Why is there such a design difference between the forerunner stuff from 1-3 and the forerunner stuff in 4-5?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Why do you think?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

anime

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw no ODST game that plays like a Rainbow Six game

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I know, 343 is fucking lazy, but at least you can tell that the new covenant was meant to be the covenant. The new forerunners are completely unidentifiable as forerunners. if the game hadn't explicitly stated what they were I probably would have thought they were an unrelated robot race we hadn't met before.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Got the Halo 3 Legendary Edition Extras Discs from a vintage shop for $6.

Watching that Halo 3 Dev Documentary gave me feels. Bungie will never be the same as it once was.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yeah I'm glad they went back to some of the classics in Halo 5.

I do like some of the Halo 4 stuff alot, though. I like to imagine the chanting and such in the Forerunner tracks are done in Digon or something.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

There's actually somewhat of a canon explanation.

The Forerunner Saga made mention that the Halo facilities were somewhat unique in design, most notably, in their conservation of hardlight structures. In contrast, most Forerunner facilities and constructs made very liberal use of the stuff. The Librarian also explicitly noted that the Didact had pimped out Requiem after he went nutso, which is one reason why there's that shiny "off" texture some people mention when they talk about the environment: the whole place uses excessive use of hardlight instead of actual metal.

As for constructs, armor, etc. I'd chalk it up to being the preferred Warrior-Servant aesthetic, over Builders and Lifeworker constructs we've witnessed in 1-3.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Top-left would have been pretty excellent, IMO.

I guess they thought it hinted too much at what the Knights were and went for pic related instead.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I dig it, multiple architecture designs makes sense, humans have them so why can't Forerunner have them as well.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Bungie could of made Halo games for the rest of their existence
instead they sold their souls to activision and now we have to live with Microshits B team fucking up the franchise

We are truly in the darkest timeline

5mileys
5mileys

I dunno, man, I love Reach and all but it kinda started Halo a decent ways down the path to what would inevitably produce Halo 4.

Dunno what Bungie would have done if they stayed.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Halo 4 is what you get when you when you give a pre-existing IP to an unproven team of yes men with zero room for compromise.

Spamalot
Spamalot

At least they showed to be on track with Halo 5, all they need to now is tell Brian Reed to fuck off and make a decent campaign for Halo 6.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

breast bondage
Sh-shit, I thought I got over this

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Oh my

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I wonder if Cortana ever put on a show for the Marines

TechHater
TechHater

Bondage will always be top tier

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Would you play Halo like this?

soundgasm.net/u/ohrabbit/f-Hysterical-Gaming-1-New-Super-Mario-Bros-nerdy-scottish-accent-lady-sounds-orgasm

StonedTime
StonedTime

the fuck am i listening?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Have you given thanks yet today?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Burial mounds is underrated

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Hexagons are cute!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

It's a Halo 2 map.
There's no bad Halo 2 maps.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

tfw no zombie Johnson skin for Halo 5

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Thank you based Hexagods

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

/hg/ Hexagon General

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

As it is written

Flameblow
Flameblow

Can I get this if I pre order from best buy?
I refuse to shop at gamestop.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Who ready?

gotta get those achievements

Supergrass
Supergrass

I already 1000/1000 it on the 360 version and i'll do it again on the Xbone version.

Lunatick
Lunatick

BALLISTICS

farquit
farquit

Same here.
Not gonna bother with RE5 on the bone.
Once I saw the achievements were the same as 360, including all the multiplayer grinding... once is enough

eGremlin
eGremlin

How do hexagons fornicate

Spamalot
Spamalot

/hg/ mercenary score competition imminent!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

backwash
water works

Soft_member
Soft_member

high fantasy halo game when?

massdebater
massdebater

I'm still considering buying RE5 but fuck those Versus achievements, they're way too annoying and time consuming even with boosting sessions.

Sounds good to me.

RumChicken
RumChicken

backwash
Love it, but yeah there's lots that don't
water works
You're definitely in the minority on that one

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Any time I have to boost to get an achievement, I take a long look at my life and sigh

eGremlin
eGremlin

most people never got to play the greatest Halo 2 Map

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw waterworks remake in Guardians was canceled because it's too frame rate intensive
I swear to GOD they better fix this shit on scorpio

Nojokur
Nojokur

It's too big.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Except they won't. Anything that runs on Scorpio has to be able to run on the XBone as well.

iluvmen
iluvmen

They e already backpeddled on this

WebTool
WebTool

Only played on it once in TMCC, i loved it.

sauce?

Just because it has to run on both machines doesn't mean i can't run better on the Scorpio.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

The big to scale waterworks remake that was being made couldn't be played with more than 4 players, kind of like that farm game.

There's other less detailed remakes like youtu.be/ighU_oRyl9g (altho this is still pretty good)

viagrandad
viagrandad

I
HURT
MYSELF
TODAY

Emberfire
Emberfire

#4ThePlayers

w8t4u
w8t4u

Just found out this game is on steam... wtf, have I been being lied to this whole time?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Hallo, ey am purrple baskoitball

Soft_member
Soft_member

Is Red vs Blue still good?

Haven't watched since they first started doing CG stuff.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Is Red vs Blue still good?
No.
It should have ended as planned with season 5.
But even then season 8 had a good enough secondary ending.
It's just been further downhill since.

Spamalot
Spamalot

No. Stay away.

Bidwell
Bidwell

It was never good.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Got it.

Not true.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Seasons 9 and 10 were garbage. I watched the last episodes of seasons 11-13 and they were nice. Season 14 has just been stuff more like classic things, or just completely out of left field.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

At least they're getting better again

Methnerd
Methnerd

There's hardly any map there to play. It's all one big flat area with no cover.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

They're actively avoiding Halo 5 because they can't record very much in it.
8-character scenes, even 16 characters after xbox live, used to be no problem because you'd just have two to four xboxs and a few controllers. Now they'd need an xbone, a controller, a gold subscription, and a display for each actor.

Snarelure
Snarelure

It's laughable how much 343 dropped the ball with Halo 5

WebTool
WebTool

Spacetime is an illusion created by your mind. Everything is forces and energy, and essentially intangible nothingness which due to our own nature, seems otherwise.

Consider a video game. There are rules that define the nature of the game. To the avatar in the game, those walls are effectively no different to the wall in front of you. But do those virtual walls exist? Does that virtual gravity hold you to the surface? Is it real or not?

This is the increasingly apparent view of our own reality.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Yeah, this poor jew probably doesn't have any money for that.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

More like their current fanbase is too young to even remember RvB.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

His possible wealth aside, it's just not worth it to record in Halo 5. Everything looks like shit, and the only advantage would be 60 fps.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Who/ground command/ here?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Who/ground command/ here?
I don't have a friend autistic enough to play with me

TechHater
TechHater

Playing with toys
No thanks

viagrandad
viagrandad

buying kiddie play toys

wew lads

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Is Palmer pure?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

jelly poorfag detected

TreeEater
TreeEater

Mad someone has a hobby

Kill yourself fag.

Inb4 'lol only baiting you'

WebTool
WebTool

playing a rated t for teen game

She wants Lasky's dick, but is too ugly to have ever been laid. So she's a "pure" cunt.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

consumerism is cancer

cum2soon
cum2soon

is anyone that is at all successfully in life over the age of 20 still a virgin
the answer will never be yes. Stay mad.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Covenant Units look good

Techpill
Techpill

Why isn't the Halo twitter entertaining?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Who is getting Halo 3DS?

idontknow
idontknow

Go hug a tree or something you filthy hippie.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Reach dropped.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Because whoever runs the Sonic twitter huffs unicorn bone dust every day.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

want to play halo 5 with my buddy's from /hg/
chaosdroid shitting up the party being asshurt as usual
Everytime

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

(YOU)

Techpill
Techpill

Not really, she was raped by scientist and that's why she resents "eggheads" so much, Frankie said so in an interview.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I'm not even on!

Snarelure
Snarelure

Because whoever runs the Sonic twitter huffs unicorn bone dust every day.
Could be worse. He could be playing modern sonic games.

5mileys
5mileys

TOO FAST

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

anybody else who had this in here? I think I got it for a birthday or christmas a while back, but all the pieces went missing

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Whose ready for W10 forge?

Booteefool
Booteefool

anybody else who had this in here? I think I got it for a birthday or christmas a while back, but all the pieces went missing
Wat dat

Firespawn
Firespawn

Fuck yeah dude.

Techpill
Techpill

Feat the Pink Mist

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

We /WH40k/ now.
So the Brutes are Orks, right?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

brutes
Yeah, no thanks. Glad they're not included.

w8t4u
w8t4u

spreading lies
i wonder who's behind this post

massdebater
massdebater

randomly leaves wza match to broken menu screen
It's like I'm playing mcc again.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

There's no brute units

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

At this point MCC works more consistantly for me than Guardians

RumChicken
RumChicken

Probably Bias, he's trying to incite civil war so he can take the position of leader!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Well Orkz are about 10x more insane than Brutes.

But basically.

idontknow
idontknow

Better Bias than Sigmund, Dragoneye, or Dew

takes2long
takes2long

When the fuck did Dew come into the running?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I've never eaten these, are they actually good?

captcha: a 18 km circle

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

They're fucking awesome.
Get the one with 3 straps

iluvmen
iluvmen

take a joke post and turn it into your list of people you don't like
Man, have some fun for once in your life.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

restart game
does it again 2 minutes into match
I hope this doesn't become a pattern.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I had that happening yesterday. I was going to play a different game today and see if it's Xbox Live or just Halo fucking up. Probably the "dedicated servers" again.

Inmate
Inmate

Get a fucking job and get your own internet

Spamalot
Spamalot

they removed the southern spiced chicken
Time to smear my shit in the bathroom

Soft_member
Soft_member

Fuck why is it so hot in Manhattan

Send help

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Just happened two more times.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Here for my daily begging for people to play halo
Looking for either warzone or campaign for H5
Or
MCC legendary run. CE or 2 preferably.
My gt is pathogenicity

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

so in the box is a bunch of geometric shapes that had tiled spaces, and so the point was that you could make any kind of battlefield you want by fitting the spaces anywhere with each other

you had two teams, covenant and unsc, with master chief, blue team, and marines vs the arbiter, elites, brutes, and grunts, and each had stat cards with strengths, weaknesses, what weapons they can use, and little backstory tidbits

you had cards that you could place on the tiles that would be for weapons, teleporters, etc

and then you had "missions" that you from the instruction manual (which are apparently canon btw)

and lastly you had a dvd meant to be played when you play that would play halo 3 theater mode sequences of each little battle, as well as those aforementioned missions

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

they removed the southern spiced chicken
That shit was always overdusted for me anyway.

RumChicken
RumChicken

That sounds awesome.

/hg/ plays when?

Booteefool
Booteefool

I don't have Windows 10.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

How much they cost? I'd need to get three.

likme
likme

3 to 5 dollars depending on location

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

halopedia.org/Halo_Interactive_Strategy_Game

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

2 insallments of 29.99
It's KFC. What do you think ignoramus

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

tfw my shadow network is causing discourse throughout the general, ensuring my position of leadership
You had your chance Kai. This is the end of your hexagon memes!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Add me 4 firefight grind, if there's enough people we'll play something fun instead

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

If that's the case, just get the 8 dollar box meal. You gets 3-5 straps, a buttery buiscuit, potato wedges, and a choice of a side (I reccomended the smashed potatoes)

RavySnake
RavySnake

Soon the revolution will start, and the leadership will go to the King in the South

King_Martha
King_Martha

Just got prescribed this for my thyroid.

Will this help me lose weight?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

when are we gonna get together for some monopoly

halopedia.org/Monopoly:_Halo_Collector's_Edition

Emberburn
Emberburn

My brother just got his thyroid removed because it was trying to kill him. Whats wrong with your's?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Yeah, it'll also leave you looking like an empty garbage bag.
Go exercise you lazy fuck.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What did he mean by this?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I'm not fat by any means.
And I do excercise daily, including cardio.
But I'd like to still lose more weight.
Will it help?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

That Quantum Break is on steam now after Phil said it would never be on there.
Which leads me to believe that FH 3 and some Halo game will be on there soon

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Hypothyrpidism

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

NOOOOO! THE SPARTAN OPS PLOT WILL NEVER BE RELEVANT HAHAHAHA!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Yes, but it won't get rid of fat in exactly the way you want it to. Make sure to keep exercising so you can at least turn some of that fat into some sort of muscle.

viagrandad
viagrandad

CURSE YOU, MASTER CHIEF!
CURSE YOU, CORTANA!
CURSE YOU, PALMER!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

after Phil said it would never be on there
He actually said the opposite thing.

WebTool
WebTool

The best way to gain muscle if you're overweight is to lose the fat first and then once you're thinking to build up new fresh muscle.

It's pretty hard for a non-fitnut to turn fat straight into muscle

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Depends on if he wants to go bearmode

girlDog
girlDog

Dood. I wasn't the user that posted but I have a thyroid issue too
Hyperthyroidism. Hot all the time, eat all the time, can't gain weight. It's fucking me up health wise, but if they remove or kill my thyroid I'll probably become obese without a regulation agent like my thyroid was.
I'd rather die young than be fat

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Turned into doritos.
Truly a fate worse than death.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

game keeps booting me from fireteam or not letting me join
dropping games
Are the servers being fucky or is it just me?

massdebater
massdebater

But we visit builder facilities in 5 and they look the same as the warrior-servant shit

cum2soon
cum2soon

Shhhhhh. Stop giving reasons.

whereismyname
whereismyname

H2 is best done solo since it restarts you to checkpoint if a teammate dies

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Sometimes that extra firepower is appreciated.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It's not appreciated when you are doing fine but your teammate dies and you have to restart

Use the scarab gun skull if you want firepower

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Get a better teammate.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Exactly what I was going to say user
Who dies in halo campaign ? They're computer (not even real ai) enemies.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

4/8 right now

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I imagine Builders would be as gaudy and excessive, if not more so, than Warrior-Servants.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

But they're not, as explained by 343 that all the original trilogy locations were builder areas.

We visit Genesis in 5, and the monitor exuberant witness states that it is a builder facility and she serves the builders

TechHater
TechHater

Right, but the Forerunner Saga also makes mention that the Halo's were conservative as far as hardlight usage goes, so they would presumably look somewhat different.

It most likely is more to do with resources conservation and design and whatnot, like Elites all looking the same now, but a canonically-sound explanation always helps

Firespawn
Firespawn

Scarab gun deactivates most achievements.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Is anyone else having server problems? My req stuff in warzone won't load and have tried restarting both the game and my xbox but it still happens.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Only time and scoring

You can still get the solo legendary achievement

I know because I did it

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

No waaaay. I can beat the campaign in two minutes that way

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

new zombie

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Actually it might only disable scoring because I looked and have some of the par time achievements even though I only played through once

Booteefool
Booteefool

tfw Mexico is out of the olympics
tfw 0 medals
tfw can't reduce the pain with Halo because work
Hold me /hg/, i'm so jelly of americucks right now.

Inmate
Inmate

We don't need lore reasoning for everything.

The current version of the game deactivates most achievements, including time related ones, with scarab skull.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

americans win the first gold medal
it's in shooting

Methshot
Methshot

a canonically-sound explanation always helps

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

We'be been winning that all year. We can't wait for the olympics.

happy_sad
happy_sad

fighting humans
tacticool

It's like you want more halo 4 or something

viagrandad
viagrandad

tacticool = cod
the ideal game would be like that UNSC V innies arma mod with pre-shielding spartans thrown in as the main players

Firespawn
Firespawn

We don't need lore reasoning for everything.

Then we're left with the tired old "le 343 does everything wrong" meme, which is boring and provides no discussion.

Flameblow
Flameblow

It also offers less examples as to why 343 does everything wrong, when we choose to ignore something they've always gotten wrong.

cum2soon
cum2soon

They should just make a game set during the colonial uprising

Spamalot
Spamalot

Isn't that effectively the plot to Infinite Warfare?

King_Martha
King_Martha

call of duty makes the Halo game we all wanted before 343
Sasuga, Microshit.

Booteefool
Booteefool

halo 4
tactical
That was Reach

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Halo 4
even remotely having one gummybear pouch

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Fuck speed halo, this looks miles better:
youtube.com/watch?v=mys8DMQDVe8

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

5's forge never ceases to amaze

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

still happening
Will I ever be able to play again?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

tfw can no longer bring the snacks to the battlefield

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Yes you can

Evilember
Evilember

just wanna bring extra mags, grenades, a gameboy, and regular lays into the battlefield
no good armor lets you do that

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

There's nothing stopping you from going back and playing Reach.
Shit, Bias does it all the time. He actually managed to get a team going for Invasion Sunday or Monday.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Nobody cares about miniscule cosmetic differences when the Bungie games were hardly consistantly in the first place.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'm totally not bias, guys

Emberburn
Emberburn

The answer is that they were already done with Halo. Remember the "Destiny Awaits" posters in ODST? Remember how they counted ODST as a full game to get out of their contract faster?

Fact is, Bungie was already looking beyond Halo by 2009. And you can argue that this was a matter of necessity rather than a desire to give up on the franchise, but you can't keep up the same amount of passion you had before when you're looking over to greener pastures.

idontknow
idontknow

t. Bias

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What are you gaining out this?
I just want to play Halo. I'm down to host reach and 4 whenever. 5 and MCC get stale after a while.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It's Kai's men trying to tear down your image so you're no longer a threat to his leadership position

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

more like bias meming himself to make his opposition look bad!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I wouldn't put it past him. He's known that I've been a threat since Rabbit gave up leadership.
But we must stand strong against the opposition. A vote for me is a vote for democracy and Mk IV.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Epic

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Why post anonymously about yourself?

Evilember
Evilember

Because unlike a certain other tripfag, I don't need to keep mine on or else I'll die painfully before throwing myself out of a plane for you.

likme
likme

Anyone that talks about getting leader doesn't deserve it

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

stay away from the cliiiiiiiiiii.....

Flameblow
Flameblow

wtf I hate leadership now

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Take the stick out your ass, Shirley.

Techpill
Techpill

I don't understand why you keep reposting other people's webms.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Anyone...anyone want to do MCC legendary campaign?
Or should I just kill myself now.

happy_sad
happy_sad

whats the problem? if they like it enough to repost you should be pleased

Flameblow
Flameblow

Which one?

Evilember
Evilember

Stay salty

Lunatick
Lunatick

I don't see why you're so triggered

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I want to do CE or 2 (because despite what noobanons say it's not hard playing 2 on legendary)
But at this point I'd do literally anything.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Please continue to hate fun and think that lollipops are salty.

massdebater
massdebater

projecting

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

It's not that hard, it's just everything after it is super easy.

Halo 3 legendary is pathetically simple.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Yeah. But I did 3 & 4 already and it was a cakewalk.
Still need a lot of par scores so I would be willing to do that.
But I really need help on CE because I don't remember where to go more than half of the time. Last time I played CE was when it originally came out.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I found 4 to be harder, if only because of the shitty knights

Playboyize
Playboyize

I'd play if some nigger didn't steal my disc and left the case for me to discover empty who knows how long later.

girlDog
girlDog

Still need a lot of par scores so I would be willing to do that.
Same. I also need those legendary specific achievements.

Snarelure
Snarelure

So.. instead of us all taking about it. Let's play?
Why is this so difficult. Everyone would rather talk about a video game than play it. It's maddening.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Lewd Cortana always gets my gears grinding.

Techpill
Techpill

tfw

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

What the fuck am I watching?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Speedrunning method to skip the gondola in Regret that normally leaves before you can get on it.

Allows you to skip fighting Hunters and the fight in the middle of the lake, which saves you a good few minutes.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Damn, I wish I had actually looked this up before trying 5 times when going for par time.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Might've alleviated some heartache, but a fair bit of speedrunning strategies are high risk/reward - they take a lot of practice but pretty much guarantee par time.

Case in point: one skip for the level Keyes in Halo 1 which requires you to knock out one of those stationary energy shields at the beginning of the level If you line it up juuuuuust right you can have it launch you into the level's geometry where you must jump backwards perfectly on a completely void environment that takes you right to where you find Floodified Keyes.

I followed NakedEli's speedrunning videos and mirrored what he did.

likme
likme

DEATH BUMP

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

tfw I can't even play the game normally now
I always just do skips at this point

massdebater
massdebater

tfw haven't been able to finish a match all day
Someone save me.

FastChef
FastChef

To be honest I only did them for the speedrunning and mythic achievements. I play the entire series once a year for fun and the story and I usually don't do the skips since you miss out on a lot of combat.

I got pretty decent at those tricks when I needed them but I've largely forgot most of them now.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Nah I did halo 2 a few months ago and I got time achievements with scarab gun

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Need just one person to do legendary HCE or h2 with scarab guns.
Please. One nigger to play with isn't too much to ask.
Pathogenicity is my gamertag.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I can't remember the last time I actually played Mombasa legit

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Do h2 solo I'm not even joking. Co-op makes it take 2 times as long

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Scarab gun makes it harder imo, since you can end up killing yourself easily

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I can't do legendary co op solo. I've already beaten it solo. Holy fuck why do I have to beg to play a game of which we all have and love which is why we're on hg

Evilember
Evilember

I'll join after this breakout game for h2

Firespawn
Firespawn

Sick sweaty. Didn't think you'd be willing since your a H5 mlg demigod

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Pro tip for Halo 4 solo on MCC. If you play in co-op and pull your ethernet cable right before you go to the area you finish the mission in, it counts as solo.

girlDog
girlDog

I'm a halo 2 demigod too

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yeah, the prometheans could've actually been scary to match the flood they replaced, like if the sounds they made when they fought you were robotic ghostly screams of pain, and when they killed you they'd say "I'm... Sorry..." Or some shit.

Techpill
Techpill

Since the update par time cheeses no longer work with update.
Tried it a few weeks ago.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

The next post will effect the future of Halo as we know it!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Trump will win

likme
likme

someone saved your ancient shitty oc

girlDog
girlDog

Nope instead we get fucking transformers voice "HUMAN SPOTTED"
"ENGAGING ENEMY"

"I AM THE WARDEN ETERNAL"

I mean look at this fucking shit. Does it look more like a Micheal bay transformer, a bionicle, or a forerunner robot

askme
askme

co op solo
really makes you think

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

:(

TreeEater
TreeEater

Forgot pic

Warden eternal and the didact are what I consider to be the 2 worst designed characters in the entire series

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Bye bye now

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

But then Bias will CEASE to EXIST

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tfw I got to Quarantine Zone on coop and we desynced

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

tfw best gravemind time is still 2+ hours

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

You can't but even hope to have your picture day completed by #200!

Your efforts are futile.
Time knows no restraint.
You will lose.

farquit
farquit

you think chief ever got it on with the other spartans

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

No.
Your inquiry reminded me of a thread I read on bungie.net once.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Chief is literally autistic.

He can barely function without his holo-waifu telling him when to pee and sleep

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

This got me thinking, do Spartans have a sex drive at all or are they sterile?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

sterile and sex drives are two totally different things

w8t4u
w8t4u

Spartan II's and III's have no sex drive
They probably aren't sterile/infertile or have small dicks, they just have no interest in sex

Lunatick
Lunatick

S-III's are just bundles of rage

Illusionz
Illusionz

the 2 worst designed characters in the entire series
I'm sure Halo 6 will have someone who blows them right out of the water.

idontknow
idontknow

What I mean is like, do they ever have thoughts of actually settling down and having a family or are they not allowed any of that because of what they are, and if they did want kids would they be able to have them or does the stuff they get injected with or whatever when becoming a spartan cause them to be sterile, create defects etc. If that makes better sense?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Fuck off.
We will win

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

how

idontknow
idontknow

Probably not, seeing as II's and III's were taught to be soldiers first before anything else.
Pretty sure II's never think about that, believing that they'll just keep doing military work until they die or become to old to function.
Dunno about III's specifically, but I'm pretty sure its the same thought process

They're allowed to do that, just that nobody is expecting it. It doesn't make them sterile as there is a SII who went and had a daughter

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Yes one female Spartan 2 retired and has a family

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

The level always kicks my ass.

I always trip up in the prison block and get stuck for ages.

The final room is a pain as well

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Had no idea that a spartan II had started a family, cool stuff.

askme
askme

teammate spartan charges you in breakout because he wants the br
can't aim
leaves after dying

Techpill
Techpill

the book just says they have "suppressed sexual drive" due to the augmentations

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

moddb.com/mods/operation-trebuchet-total-conversion-for-arma-3

/hg/ gamenight when

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Is it wrong if this short reminded me of Cowboy Bebop?

viagrandad
viagrandad

What difficulty were you playing on?

Inmate
Inmate

wait months for snipers playlist
comes back the one week I can't play

cum2soon
cum2soon

Legendary

idontknow
idontknow

how
On legendary that's not unusual

MPmaster
MPmaster

now it's multi-team
I want snipers back

massdebater
massdebater

I'll do some more levels tomorrow path

Emberburn
Emberburn

Spike
Bias
Jet
Kai
Faye
Vol7age
Ed
Dragoneye
Vicious
Red

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

None of those even make sense

Skullbone
Skullbone

wanting snipers

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Spike: Dobatch
Jet: geck0
Faye:Sigmund
Ed:vol7age
Vicious:Orwell

Bonus round
Lobster in the fridge: i a mclovin

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Shitter detected.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

See, now that makes sense

farquit
farquit

multi-team is on the tiniest maps possible
Fucking why.
All it does is highlight how goddamn small these maps are.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

But which party to join...

Illusionz
Illusionz

when did you take this image red has been in the party for quite a while

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

;^)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

/hg/ civil war.jpg

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

One group was playing Halo, the other wasn't.
And then they merged.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Go home, Red, you're drunk.

Bidwell
Bidwell

;^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Does anybody know how to fix the gitch where you drop out of match and get stuck on a broken menu.
Please help.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Re install game

Spamalot
Spamalot

reload the game.
make bombs
go to 343 HQ
place under Bonnie's car
come home
shit post on Veeky Forums about how you fucked up killing Bonnie and burning down 343 HQ
we call you a faggot and play BTB
call it a day

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

JUST FUCK MY KFC GO CUP UP

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

but my data cap

Skullbone
Skullbone

t. cuck

eGremlin
eGremlin

Google spartans Randall and Maria

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Why don't you join mine, faggot

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

"naked" armor

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

is this a boy?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yes

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I hate this place

takes2long
takes2long

I unironically think Halo CE is the worst of the 3 original games

fite me

also
is a dude

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

desuarchive.org/wg/thread/6662226/

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I won't fight you.
Your opinion is your own. You're free to it.

JunkTop
JunkTop

but I'm British

Nojokur
Nojokur

but I'm British
So?

FastChef
FastChef

but I'm British
British anons will literally defend brexit even though it's been an objective disaster.
You have no credible opinion.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Objective disaster
citizens no longer have choices made for them by people they didn't elect

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

How accurate is this

Methnerd
Methnerd

objective disaster
holy shit how whitewashed are you on EU operating user

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

thinking your "democracy" is legit.
Your econ is in the fucking tank, but hey, at least were not listening to those establishment bast Ardsley in Brussels, right! It's OUR establishment asshole that font care about us now.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I'm not british friendo

likme
likme

Someone baits people with completely unrelated political shit
People actually respond to it
wew

Also cawfee

Not even the faggot that actually posts this but it's more relevant to thread than the coming posts

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

complain about posts being non-Halo
posts anime
Oh lawdy I'm laughin

Evilember
Evilember

They're equally irrelevant.

Why is there no chopper req?

Methshot
Methshot

Because that would require effor

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

so many weapons and vehicles they could add
spend time and effort modeling H2 beam rifle

Snarelure
Snarelure

Probably because they wouldn't have to code anything new for it, since it's just a beam rifle reskin

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Why would i fite someone with a correct opinion?

Lunatick
Lunatick

I would have that modelling and related stuff would be bulk of time.

cum2soon
cum2soon

You'd be surprised. A decent modeller could probably pop something like that out in a week - I'm going to assume, based purely off of what the Halo 4 assets are like, that the models are going to be in the region of 5-15k polygons (the H4 Beam Rifle is 15k triangles). Sculpting in whatever their industry standard is (probably some form of Max/Maya/ZBrush), add a texture... a week.

Producing an asset doesn't take too long, especially with a team backing it up.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I just want you to know that I think it's really sad that you took time out of your life to make this familia

Methnerd
Methnerd

halo 5 will never have spike grenades

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

halo 5 will never have choppers

idontknow
idontknow

halo 5 will never have brute shot

hairygrape
hairygrape

halo 5 will never have spike grenades
Good.
There's no point. The three types we have now serve their niches well

w8t4u
w8t4u

Spike grenades are unique enough and would be a nice addition.
I'm tired of splinter grenades in arena.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Agreed. Spikes are literally just plasmas that do more vehicle damage and have a smaller blast radius.

Pointless in arena seeing as there's no vehicles outside of big team.
They'd be terrible in warzone because vehicles already die too fast.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Firebombs were more unique than spikes

Nojokur
Nojokur

Anyone for MCC or H5 legendary campaign ?
Or achievement halo hunting in general.
Message pathogenicity

Playboyize
Playboyize

Nigger, it's 3 a.m

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Maybe

JunkTop
JunkTop

Nigger ever heard of time zones
Nigger have you heard of being independent and/or defying mommy

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Spikes are literally just plasmas that do more vehicle damage and have a smaller blast radius.
But that's wrong.
Spike grenades don't bounce and explode directionally. It's completely different from any other grenade.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Maybe?!
You just took the time to say maybe.
I'm going to find the servers for this anonymous Peruvian basket weaving forum and take a magnet to the exact part that holds /hg so it can never not let me play halo with buddies again.

Soft_member
Soft_member

defying mommy
Some people aren't neets and have to work

JunkTop
JunkTop

I don't live with mommy. I assumed that's why you can't play at 3am
I took the week off of work to find out no one will play longer than 2 games or 1 campaign level.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

What timezone are you in?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Spike grenades don't bounce and explode directionally. It's completely different from any other grenade.
Right, it's pointless.

hairygrape
hairygrape

California, Los Angeles, in the San Fernando valley, residing in Sherman oaks

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

How does that mean they're pointless?
I'd rather a spike grenade than a plasma on the rig.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I'd rather a spike grenade than a plasma on the rig.

askme
askme

To each their own

Skullbone
Skullbone

t. plat

hairygrape
hairygrape

They also spent their time modeling armor sets like seeker and Mark V alpha

Soft_member
Soft_member

That's because the rest of us are tired as fuck at 3am and have work to do

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Yeah. Because I have no idea ever since I started my one week vacation

JunkTop
JunkTop

It's a girl.

Techpill
Techpill

Cookie is the worst fucking person in this fucking general

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

What he do?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

He costed me 2.2 million dollars in GTA 5

WebTool
WebTool

Boo-hoo poor you

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I didn't get on gta to be his money cuck and he botched the mission himself.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

hello?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Some of you guys are alright.

Don't play any Halo tomorrow.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

The poll closes tomorrow, make sure to vote. It is looking like Saturday night after 5 PM CT will be the picture. If you can't make it on Saturday night I may organize a second picture in the morning to be merged with the one at night.

Illusionz
Illusionz

/hg/ picture day
Still dont have Mark IV
wont be able to have picture taken wearing it

JunkTop
JunkTop

That feelio when I have the armour you want but I'm going to pose in the smooth as fuck Wetwork armour set instead.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

The struggle is real friendo. I'll probably just sport the Soldier or Warmaster helmet

FastChef
FastChef

God dammit send help I'm melting

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Welcome to the land down under

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Hey, here in BC it just barely started to heat up and now it's getting cold and wet again already, I hope we at least get a snow this year...
I do live in the middle of a rainforest, but not rain is always a nice change.

TechHater
TechHater

Anyways, not so darkness bump.

Soft_member
Soft_member

BC? There are rain forests in British Columbia?

Soft_member
Soft_member

He means that, a few million years ago, the ice age was ending.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Ah I see

farquit
farquit

I kinda like that batman design.

Illusionz
Illusionz

got bumpcucked lmao

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Its a great design for cluster fuck of a movie

Reminds me of this, which is my favorite armor

askme
askme

tfw I secretly like Breakout
Shame it's not popular though. I think when Forge: Halo 5: Guardians edition for Windows 10 comes out I'm gonna attempt to make De_dust for for Breakout and Spliffball

Emberburn
Emberburn

I think Breakout would work with a few changes. The current mode sucks.

Something based on Oddball or Strongholds would be better. And get rid of the one-hit melees and Spartan Charges.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Oddball or Strongholds
How would that work with only 1 life?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Strongholds could work if you make it instant-cap, but take longer to get points.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Like King of the Hill does in TF2. The Stronghold is uncapturable until an amount of time passes in the round, then whichever team captures wins. As for Oddball, just have it score after holding the ball for 5 consecutive seconds or something to prevent juggling and inching the score up.

I prefer the scoring to be all or nothing, have the capture time be long but have the score to win be set to 1. This will force engagements around the Stronghold instead of players sitting back.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

There's plenty of people that like breakout.
Halo 5 in general isn't popular

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Snippers

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Snippers
Sshnippers

Evilember
Evilember

I prefer the scoring to be all or nothing, have the capture time be long but have the score to win be set to 1. This will force engagements around the Stronghold instead of players sitting back.
That's what I was thinking. Tapping the point causes a 30-second countdown, and the capping team has to defend, while the capped team has to kill all enemies or tap the point.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Halo 5 in general isn't popular

Illusionz
Illusionz

Snippers
Sshnippers
Snipers

Emberburn
Emberburn

You and I both know that's the Mexican list.

Halo 5 has under 15,000 active players

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

youtube.com/watch?v=cRKyR6vqVLs

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

b-but Mexico
user, MCC is on that list
That should tell you all you need to know

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

10 on a weekday
also doesn't count the other two versions of Destiny and Overwatch
Fifa and Gears low because all the mexicans are out doing construction and gardening jobs
Cherypicking at its finest.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

namefagging AND dramaposting

YOU are the cancer.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

The Mantis would have been much better if it had a sidestep like that.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Damn I'm so fucking good at fighting games it's not even funny

xboxdvr.com/gamer/THE ONE BIG RED/video/20435661

TreeEater
TreeEater

All this says is that mexicans have better taste than americans.

Last sunday.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Last sunday.
The argument is about right now, and nowhere in there does it say the time, so your word is not trustworthy and just looks like you're backpedalling.
tldr; you're wrong

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

"DIE.....DIE......DIE......DIE...."
You should play overwatch

likme
likme

All this says is that mexicans have better taste than americans.
On that we agree

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I would take another screenshot but i'm bussy at work picking potatoes and dodging bullets right now. Be a good neighbor and take it for me please.

girlDog
girlDog

make my counterargument to yourself for me
Nah, you're just wrong.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

How am i wrong? I just took a screenshot 4 days ago, if you don't want to believe me that's fine but it doesn't mean i'm wrong.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Stop arguing

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

725th for Spartan Assault Multiplayer is alright

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Hey Jake have you played HALO yet?
It's this awesome new game!

I haven't seen it yet. Nobody I know has it in their PS2.

No no, it's on the new Xbox machine. You don't have an Xbox? Oh man, you gotta get one! All the best games, all the best graphics, on a supercharged computer machine!!!!

Alright, I'll go out and get one. Then I'll wreck you in some halo.

Get real, kid.

get halo and other graphical masterpieces on the Xbox by Microsoft. Halo video game sold separately.
"Its good to play together"

Flameblow
Flameblow

It's alright.

Disappointed strike had none

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

there was an user a thread back saying that Halo was better before it became a space opera
this advertisement
kek

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

None of that shit in the pic is even in the game

Soft_member
Soft_member

Halo was supposed to have dinosaurs
I want my fucking dinos REEEEEEE

w8t4u
w8t4u

And?

Nojokur
Nojokur

They're advertising a game that doesn't exist.
Who does that? Those pictures are all from an alpha of the game that nobody has ever played.

Evilember
Evilember

What happened to the Reach plasma launcher people found in WZF? Did 343 ever say anything about it?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Just play Area 53

Evilember
Evilember

Adorable

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Who does that? Those pictures are all from an alpha of the game that nobody has ever played.
And the advertisement is copywritten as 2000, a year before the game came out. Weird, right? I guess every game that advertised in Nintendo Power and similar magazines using alpha pictures should be sued, right?

Methshot
Methshot

I never said anybody should be sued.
Calm down johnnyboy

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What happened to the Reach plasma launcher people found in WZF? Did 343 ever say anything about it?
Que?

whereismyname
whereismyname

It wasn't meant to be there.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You're demanding to know "Who does that?" You got your answer.

The plasma launcher from Reach is used by grunts in Firefight. They sometimes dropped it, and it could be picked up.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Just play Area 53
Too trippy

farquit
farquit

Neat.
Does it work the same?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

If by "the same" you mean "glitch out, shoot yellow streams of light, and do no damage", then yes.
I don't have a video, but someone else might. It was posted a month back.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Huh

Methnerd
Methnerd

Um.... what

idontknow
idontknow

Someone posted this

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

It's unfinished but the weapon model is already done, hopefully this means they'll add it in the future.

youtube.com/watch?v=slYL_fv8p4k

whereismyname
whereismyname

What's wrong with the picture day poll?

Nojokur
Nojokur

who /nadesnspades/ here?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

What's wrong with the picture day poll?
Picture day is on Saturday at noon EST

MPmaster
MPmaster

Someone make a new thread, remember to put hexagons on it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

It's just going to be a plasma repeater with some tracking functions.

343 is too lazy to make an actual new weapon

Booteefool
Booteefool

Someone make a new thread, remember to put hexagons on it.
Also take out the picture day shit. The link is broken

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The Plasma Launcher already tracks vehicles.

Flameblow
Flameblow

The link is broken
No it isn't, i just checked. You have to sign in first dummy.

Playboyize
Playboyize

B...bakana!

StonedTime
StonedTime

Launcher
Caster. Halo has too many weapons with similar names.

Illusionz
Illusionz

The Plasma Launcher already tracks vehicles.
Right they're just going to adjust it to track for everything

Supergrass
Supergrass

Alright Jun, you know the drill, right up the ass

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Ded general

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

WHY
IS
REACH
SO
FUCKING
GRAINY

I mean, I really like the game, but cmon.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

turn on nightvision
surprised it has grain

happy_sad
happy_sad

10 post off bump limit
We need a new thread STAT

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Sigmund is kill
The general is over

Playboyize
Playboyize

New thread

veekyforums.com/thread/151390381/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151390381/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151390381/video-games

Snarelure
Snarelure

Good, one less person to compete with

takes2long
takes2long

Sigmund

Funny because I've made a bunch of threads recently

whereismyname
whereismyname

LAST FOR FUCK SIGMUND AND GIVE ME LEADERSHIP