/srg/ - speedrunning general - rip speedrunning edition

drybirdfam

*birdlaughs*

because there aren't enough people discussing (((((Cronikeys))))) and giving attention to headcrab

Medievil, Medievil, Medievil! XD

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hes killing srg and he does it for free

lmao ook ook eek eek medieval

medievil lmao

based glenn

Praise be to Glenn. The pruning day is upon us.

Fuck off Chibi shill

on my way home from the sausage factory I found $100 on the ground. how should I use it to save speedrunning?

birdxbrain

Use it to roll a blunt and smoke it for some creative inspiration. The herb is more valuable than any bank note.

buy some soylent

whatever rep esa had is now ded

birdxevil

until soylent realizes how stupid they are and gives narcissa the sponsorship she deserves i'm going to have to ask that all of you guys NOT support them

Medixcucklet

Who has the bigger dick? Croni, Chibi or Bene?

bansheexscreech

SquidxPub

Croni. She's the most masculine of those 3

imagine hating someone so much yet can't stop giving him attention

It's almost like squid is posting about himself!

Spike the Cheetah.

It's definitely not me, sort it out

The God Gamer Stigma

birdxmonkey

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>de hippie spacing

It's almost like squid is posting about himself!

reminder that no one has ever posted about theirself ever

It's impossible to know who is behind each post.

>use very unergonomic WiiU Controller for hours every day
>wonder why your carpal tunnel hurts

>use wireless radiating controller for hours every day
>wonder why you make bad decisions and become a tranny

I think that has more to do with reading too many hentai manga

>Our boy pie picks up the best speedgame
>/srg/ dies

can estrogen make joints hurt more?

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fuck off cosmo find real friends

The Tranny Marxist Stigma

Can you speedrun this game youtube.com/watch?v=cgd8Qw1jv7s

Zoasty proving himself to be a god gamer once again.

zoasty more like roasty lamo

Zoast got a casual WR.

Oats probably going to kill himself soon.

only a God Gamer like Zoast can endure The Stigma

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Soo I just watched this run

Please fucking god tell me these faggots are banned from GDQ.

>Annoying as fuck
>Wont fucking talk about run
>Sperging out OMFG SO TIRED I SUCK LOL LOL OWEN WILSON LOL CLAPPING

Fuck this memer

oatygoaty BTFO

zoast shitting out WRs like he has diarrhea

youtube.com/watch?v=RylQGkoZpSE&t=6881s

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Congratulations on world record!

b*sed

Oats will forever be remembered as that guy that beat Zoast by a second and a half on one of his runs and had the WR for a couple of weeks.

When the new route came out, Zoast was getting WR like every stream.

grats on wr!

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What do you think Jeremy Marks tastes like?

Nando's chicken.

>tfw I almost fell for the Soylent meme
im so glad cosmo decided to be the test subject
i really didnt want to become a tranny

i honestly don't get the appeal. like, estrogen poisoning aside, why would you want to replace all food with weird dirt smoothies?

Let the fucking doggy die already
jesus christ

so trihex has now sunk so low as to create his own romhack to speedrun?

its not that different to making up meme categories to have world records.

>meme

God these threads just keep fucking dying. Am I going to have to delete my speedrunning folder?

HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:

We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion

Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)

Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.

I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre

Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)

If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.

whats his name?

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>funnest transfomration

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Where the FUCK is bertin

literally playing a romhack at a GDQ... what class trihex, what class

who is we?

what do you mean by "you guys"?

Wedievil

did his mario maker bubble burst and now he needs to resort to gdq exposure again?

soylent.com/ That video on their site is fucking comedy. Like anyone would drink this stuff as a hip new thing. I cringed,

i thought soylent was just for old people and trannies.

I want to try out their new coffee thing desu

Is soylent made from people?

How do we get Trihex sent to jail?

who is we?

Us fellow white males

Will this get in? Reminder that world record holder Trix got denied when he submitted a 100% run of the base game.

Why don't we talk about spicy drama anymore? :/
youtube.com/watch?v=wcygRbIdnPo

any good games to run on handheld shit

Kirby's Air Grind

I hope it gets in so I can send Nintendo a nice letter and get AGDQ shut down.

reminder speedrun.com is complete trash because it lets people like jumpyluff have mod over so many games. it was a first come first serve for mod on games when the site launched.

tfw didnt make the list

who is we?