/ink/ - Splatoon General

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great we have another resident autist
its the game itself that attracts autism or its the community?

Get going you lazy shit, you don't want the mods to ban /ink/ for making too many threads early, do you? Or worse, for the last thread to not belong to Octolings!?

It's fags like you.

Wait and see them make those dancing Inklings dab in Splatoon 2

Come on, it would only take you.... an hour and forty minutes to finish. Do it for all the oppressed Octolings that cry out for recognition.

post big fat octobutts

i wish i could be as happy as callie!
seeing her face brightens my day. i would be ecstatic to meet her... but i think i would be too embarrassed!

Take a Beakon weapon with you today along with quick super jump and try out some neat spots for you and your team to make use of them.
mediafire.com/view/cqgkbrbvu2gbqqw/ink_BEAKON_guide_final.png

maybe you could be friends with her! and everyone in the thread!
it's always better with friends! we should start a theme room with our new friends!

what happened to nintendome?

Fuck no, Beakons SUCK
Stealth Jump renders them completely invalid

i love callie, and that's why i hate octolings, like her!
also you guys are insufferable
they still post, i remember they made a "callie vs marie dance-off" video that was filled with stolen art and was generally terrible

Tragically none of us would be close to Callie's league. Only the most elite of Squid would meet her calibre, and definitely one older than 14.
She'd probably hi-five you though!

Thanks god we didn't get any new weapon hindered by having beacons as a sub honestly. Beacons are well represented already, we don't need MORE weapons with beacons. We need disruptors.

It's worse than that, those dance clips were stolen from two other videos from a separate channel. All they did was play them side by side.

ever been to a meet and greet, user?
it's not like celebrities are locked in a cell when they aren't performing. they have lots of chances to meet their fans!

Not the biggest fan of Stealth Jump. Beakons and jumping to spawn are great get out of jail free cards if I feel like I'm being pressured too hard or in a tight spot.

They need to put Disruptors on balanced kits. A Hydra with a Disruptor would be optimal since it needs the time to charge before securing that easy kill. Give the Zink Splat Bombs instead.

Of course, but she still isn't realistic fiancée material. For waifu but not for wife.
And they sorta are trapped in a cell when not performing...

post big fat tentacles

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I love Marie!

I want a disruptors/inkstrike.

>You can only set one Beakon
>But it doesn't break if you jump to it
>It only disappears if you place another one, or an enemy destroys it
I fixed Beakons

>marie will never give you this look

Fix ink mines next pls.

>you can set more than one inkmine, like beakons
>they only go off until an enemy walks destroys it, like beakons
fixed inkmines

Disruptor + Wail is enough bully.

Nah, it just seems like it. Callie and Marie talk about having meet and greets.

I love Callie!

They don't need fixing, they're already amazing
Being able to set more than one would make them so overpowered

That's right, they do. God I hope they make them do more stuff in a new game.

>Er
>Ah? What is it?
>Mmm *rub rub*
>Nothing! Is that so?

What is this expression supposed to convey?

>see this thread while looking for my regular general
>walk in
>feels weird being back since the last splatfest is over and all
>feels like that one time I went back into my old High School years after graduating
At least you folks did not get merged with that other dead general.

She's wondering how that skinny neck can support that huge head

how big is the neck supposed to be

>the look right before she dies
>her reaction to seeing Marie's guaranteed win
>acceptance of her status as the worst

No.
>beakons dont show up on enemy minimaps
>beakons are invisible to enemy players while on your ink
>still limited to 3
>oldest one dies when a 4th one is placed

We do our best
If you feel like playing again some time just say so

same bro, even the discord is a shittier pile of shit than usual
fuckin mimiqt shitting it up all day

there was a time when we did, and we are still on the verge of being consumed.
it was nice to see you again, user, maybe we can be friends in spla2n

I always wished this artist would draw more pure stuff
They draw some cute stuff, but some of their art is really fucked up
Nice avatar

I thought the oldest one did die when a fourth one was placed?

It does, I dont know why I posted that.

They do draw lots of pure things, but I like them because they make art of all kinds of stuff you'd never normally see, even the more questionable pieces
Where else do you get to see Callie meeting her niece?

SWEET avatar there faggot
get a trip while you're at it

cooking with callie!

>even the more questionable pieces
weirdo

>it's another sz/tc/sz episode
>it's another sz museum episode
fire these japanese writers, they have no originality

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Whatever do you mean?

Be careful when squidbagging around others.

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callie is not good at sex!

That's the morning after, user.

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Callie and Marie touching each others faces seems to be a recurring theme to these pictures.

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i'm going back through their twitter
there's a lot of art they never posted on pixiv

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>mines are now active for 30 seconds instead of 10
>fuse time reduced from 1 second to 0.6 seconds
>can remotely detonate by placing a second mine

No it looks like I have that one from Pixiv too

Oh fuck no
I don't think you understand how powerful they are already
All you need to do is slightly extend their lethal radius and they'll be a-ok

look how tall callie is
it's been a while since i saw it
maybe i just didn't bother saving them

Tall Callie a nice

Only if you regularly walk through large bodies of enemy ink without shooting it first.
As it stands right now, mines are a detriment to any kit that has them.

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yuri is not ok

me

Fuck off OP you piece of shit

This. Let's keep it pure here

Naked hugs with Marie!

is there anything purer than naked hugs and cuddles?
it shows that what you need is the embrace and heat of each other's bodies, and that's all.

another solution would be if they remain active even if you paint over them only blowing up after a certain time or being activated by yourself or an enemy

STOP FUCKING BRINGING YOUR USELESS POS OF A SQUIFFER TO ZONES YOU USELESS MOTHERFUCKER. YOU GO 5/10 BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS HALF YOUR KILLS WERE FROM KRACKEN

Stttttttttooooppppppppppppp

do not bully the squib

>Implying yuri isn't pure
>Implying incestuous yuri isn't the purest thing in the universe

user, the point isn't to place them in the middle of fuck-all. It's to put them in tactically advantageous areas where people are likely to be rushing through or to, like the top of the Rainmaker pedestal, or on the tower.

a little anticlimatic having the stop in lowercase

You're using them wrong, or you've never used them at all
Stick em on the Tower or on the Zone, and you have a great stall
Alternatively, place them behind barriers or around corners or on slopes, and watch those random splats pop up in your feed

nope

>you will never be Marie's exotic human sex pet

nice

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The most you can do is put them on the tower, get 0-2 kills, then everyone remembers mines exist and starts playing more carefully.
You can argue that the split second they spend checking for mines on the tower can let you win the game, but a Splat or Suction bomb can also keep them off and is actually useful outside of that case.

Just admit you've literally never used them

Please prioritize in capping the zone if the zone is uncontested. Holy shit. Get the penalty dumbass.

absolutely not, my k/d is more important than winning the objective that shows up on screen before the game starts
what are you crazy