/d2g/ - dota 2 general: MOMMA MOO EDITION

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

find a flaw

IXMIKE'D

MISERY BLASTING OLD SECRET

>another 4 BO3s tomorrow

demon vs misery for a million bucks
i cant watch it

>honeypot theory was right all along

I just ate my pizza with a fork and it was okay

Why did you doubt me /d2g/

I want to fuck moo's mom.

Literally can't

中国队就剩三个了 LGD啊

>EU
>China

>your mom will never cheer you on as you play in the dotabowl

EU CONFIRMED FOR BEST DOTA

yes yes well done Puppey, well done....HOWEVER

posting it again
is Maut actually dying?

>he plays support and has a gay voice

>Na is the most powerful Dota region
What went right?

>falling for honeypot TI
lol, see you losers next year when TI7 has an even bigger (and therefore more relevant) prizepool

>lgd 0:2 dc
secret lost to this

Post 'em.

Fucking OG, I didn't expect them to be this bad.

Is LGD EU?

>yfw you arent a part of team secret

WHICH ONE, GULAG?

Any team that fights for the United States is American.

EU shitters please get the fuck out of this thread right now.

was that w33's family next to mamma moo? anyone notice?

It looks like it... go get a glass of water or something man

>EHOME vs EG
>Wings vs MVP
Dicks already out

Who's his backup caster? Check their hotel room for poison

i just woke up, what the fuck happened

yeah they were his brothers

For real tho, did he do some laps around the arena before sitting down to cast?

why not both?

maut isn't looking so well..

the sister no argument

JIMMY DOTO

jimmy is cute!

think it's the 8.5

>Jimmy cucks w33
>Jimmy cucks ppd

The dream.

It's obvious retard, is there any choice?

I make passionate love to Sunsfan.

>Wings vs MVP
>one of literally our guys have to go into LB

I am hyped, but also sad

I also have MVP winning :)

Really makes you think

>tfw your favorite team falls for a honeypot lan

What was DC vs TNC like in groupstage?

Yuropean """""""""""""""""""""""""dota"""""""""""""""""""""""""

bill is definitely going to die in the next 4 years.

Is this the best TI?

Today was the yurop-slaughter day, it's like Nice #2.

>Hillary already sacrificed his soul to moloch

>kick your best players
>they do better than you

t.puppey

w33ha is better than Miracle confirmed?

>winner of TNC vs DC secures 900k

LMAO

>chinese btfo
yes

MOO MOM VS JIMMY

WHO DO WE CHOOSE? FUCKKKKK

EU got stomped by the most powerful race in the world
NA took one more step to eliminating the yellow menace

All great teams need 1 (grounded) NA player

>Poor man's Miracle got further than Miracle
lmao

>Secret kicked w33ha

So today's matches were all stomps.

What the fuck.

God returned after a long absence and made the world right again.

tnc wasn't even a team before TI
they didn't win a single tournament
this TI is pretty crazy

reminder

Do not sexualize the pugna
Pugna is not for sexual, she is a pure girl

>6 teams have already been eliminated
>4 were EU
>2 were chinese
>Alliance are going to be knocked into the lower bracket tomorrow while liquid gets knocked out

Any last words EU fangays?

>shane is injured
thank fuck

Not yet

NA>SEA>chinks>yuros

yes

Who here /slav_cholesterol/ ?

dang nice. Did not expect TNC to win today

If EG takes down ehome and ends vs tnc it will be

>Day 2
>All 2-0s

>yuroshitters destroyed
>NA domination
>china and gookland play fun to watch games
Absolutely

YES

>Shane is injured

Thank God, with any luck he'll die or be permanently disabled.

Alliance is already in the lower bracket.

I'm the captain. I'm the man who killed Clement Ivanov.

now Say my name

I FUCKIN LOVE THIS SHIT

>necrolyte
BLIZZARD ON THE PHONE
LAWSUIT INCOMING

Shane killed himself for us so we don't have to listen to two bald eurocucks praise KEK

Didn't he try to steal a purse once or something like that? Can't think of any other flaw.

>Originally hate Purge, years ago
>Actually really like him this year

I feel bad for hating him now.

he's a closet homosexual who's too scarred to come out

nah, liquid got this, stay positive eurobros

JUSTICE

Apologize

>and with that brings an end to day 2
>4:52 am
I want to fucking die.

we still left 2 NA 2 EU and 6 Asian teams
is this good?

>1 NA team
>NA domination

You're right even more embarrassing lol.

>SEA on suicide watch
>EU a completely fucking nuclear holocaust
>USA vs USA grand finals a possibility for the first time in history

>dont have time
>all the games are over for today
I hate valve

>tfw you had sex orgies with charlie sheen

reminder

Purge just wants you to be a better person and a better gamer.

A Purgegamer.

purge is literally the best guy in the dota 2 community

>over 12 hours until tomorrow's games

fucking 2-0 blowouts all day, we need more 2-1s

>cocky EU shitters exposed
>NA and Korea standing strong against the chink menace
>SEA dota triumphs over EU

yea

Did this replace the newbie stream or something? He's not saying a thing we don't already know.