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comrade bernie will come for you too

Feel the bern

After getting pegged by nigresses? He'll die from the worst prolapse on record.

What have your previous cars been and your current /dat/?

XG Panelvan
2007 Barina sedan
N15 pulsar SSS
Holden SVZ ute (current)

Utes look like they're work week/fun weekend cartrucks.

Fuck you bastards. Stupid 5 cylinder mini trucks...

I've owned nothing but POV pack Commodores ranging from 2000 to 2006. All my friends own late 80's early 90's Jap sports cars so I just help wrench on them.

We had a rich old guy start Into politics, but he got shot down after a few minor victories

They're the best of both worlds, sporty without being useless. 3.8l supercharged v6 hauls anything I need

1996 N14 Pulsar
1991 S13 Oneiva
2007 BF XR6 ute (current)
500hp RX7 (soon)

79 ford escort
88 lolden astra
84 vh commo
Some year ke70
$50 85ish sigma
86 xf cooner
88 vn calais
92 vp commo
03 ba xr6

Shitboxes are fun and cheap...

What model Mazda bro? Would love any series but 1-5 if I could chose

All great in their own respect easy maintaining and simple engine design, cheap parts are the biggest plus

same

why are sexcels so gud?

>VS Commodre
>92 Liberty sedan
Sitting out the back with the engine out
>91 Mitsubishi Lancer
Someone actually brought it for full asking price the other day, no questions asked
>92 EB Falcon
current

>tfw you see how high you can piss in the shower and end up pissing all over your sisters loofah

faggot detected. Australia is trump country.

Thoughts on BA Falcon XR6 MY200X? Do cunts make aftermarket fast parts for it? LSD, Coilovers, shit like that

2000 BMW 318i
1988 MR2 AW11
1986 AE86 coupe

Why not just get a turbo instead?

P plates. It's either that + a CBR250RR or a troopcarrier only

If it were me I'd go bike + shitbox.

Especially if CBR250RR is present.

>slept 23 hours
There goes my sense of time

Xd falcon ute
Xc falcon ute
Uzz31 soarer
Ba falcon sedan
Ef falcon sedan
Ba falcon ute (current)
Xd falcon pan van (current)

>1986 AE82 Corolla Twin Cam
>1986 AE82 Corolla Twin Cam
>1987 AE86 Sprinter Trueno

Bullshit.

You just didn't want to get out of bed. Sif you were unconscious for 23 hours

I was awake for little 5 minute bits before falling back asleep sure. But it was a solid 22 hours of sleep.

You just come off a week long meth binge or something?

Shift work and just started taking antidepressants again. Probably explains it

sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/05/23/canada-suitable-option-australias-asylum-seekers-labor-says

You did it, guys! You chased off the mooches!

Now we gotta build TWO walls.

Wait until full license for a fast car. Otherwise econobox/something cheap to run.

That being said having a bike doesn't stop me wanting sports cars...

Soon to be P Plater here

Should i bother buying a Civic and tuning/ricing it to death or just wait until i'm off my Ps' ?

I'm 21 and go straight on my greens.

>driving to meeting this morning
>100 zone
>stuck behind some cunt doing 40
>I'm 4th in a line of about 10 cars stuck behind this prick
>finally a place to legally overtake
>neither of the cars in front of me do a thing
>fuck
>second place to overtake comes but there is a car in the other lane
>fuck
>third and final place to overtake
>neither of the cars in front of me do a thing
>fuck it
>I pull out
>slam my foot down
>pass this cunt at 100
>look back in rear-view
>no one else went past this fucker

40 in a 100 zone /dat/ how would you react?

holden astra convertible

i would've done the same thing but at about 130

>Should i bother buying a Civic and tuning/ricing it to death or just wait until i'm off my Ps
Can't modify your car on Ps anyway if you're in a state with restrictions.

carsales.com.au/private/details/BMW-325i-1990/SSE-AD-3854240/?Cr=0
Yay or nay?
What could I get him down to?
Going to do the manual swap.
It looks pretty clean, I'm the guy who posted that stancefag E30 earlier, but someone brought it before me.

>130
that's against the law user.

its shit don't buy it

Explain?

Just say rust ate the parts/parts were stolen

Performance wise if the MC22/CBR250RR was a car what car would it be?

Honda S2000.

I thought they were faster than an S2k

Similar performance. MC22 is a bit faster accelerating. Same sort of engine characteristic though.

3k for that performance isn't too bad then. Will the prices for bikes drop more as we go into winter or should I buy now?

yeah, leaning towards this.

I currently drive an ae86 so I think that a falcon might slow me down a bit.

>2011 Ninja 250R "Special Edition"
>2003 BJ-II Mazda 323 Astina 1.8
>????
>wowit'sfuckingnothing.jpg

Hopefully there's gonna be a new bike in the future sometime.

I would've waited patiently until there was a safe gap to pass then given it some jandal to get by quickly.

>doing 40 in a 100 zone

The fuck?

This is about the best time to buy. Keep in mind the 91-93 model is more powerful than the 94 onwards and that for $3000 you'll probably get one with some bugs.

80 in the 100 zone is pretty common place. but 40 had me set to MAD. I was already late for my meeting and being held up by a retard didn't help.

>also when I got to my meeting the bitch I was seeing wasn't even there

the aussie way:

>tailgate the cunt as closely as possible
>flash lights at him
>wait for perfect moment
>drop it into 2nd and scream past at 7500 rpm
>horn blaring
>middle finger erect and pointed at him as you drive past
>cut in front of his car much too closely
>middle finger out the back also
>shift up
>drive off

Gave me a boganboner

>those aussie as fuck trips
on ya cunt.

>implying a mangtec can rev to 7.5k

>Leaving the rev limiter one
Weak cunt

my tofu-box revs there and beyond.

Had sorta the same thing today
>magna hovering between 60-70 in a 90
>commo behind it then me
>1st overtaking chance...nothing
>2nd overtaking chance...nothing
>3rd overtaking chance...wait...nothing, foot to floor, snap back 2 gears, overtake
>continue my day at 90

Too much gubmint brainwashing, cant overtake, 1km over and i will instantly die, all babies die, all the cute baby seals die. The ads say it, it must be true

He probably had something wrong with his car.

He could pull to the side to let you three or four past but within a minute there would be three or four more catching up behind him so it's never ending really. Too many people.

youtube.com/watch?v=ch2reOGghTE

How the fuck do you keep a p-plate on the back of a convertible without it falling out?

Am i a bogan or something?
this is common practice where i live.

whenever my shitbox has just made a hallowing sound I always put on my hazards and find somewhere safe to pull off. Why drive -60km form the speed limit with no hazards?

You don't. Just leave it where it falls. Works everytime with the cops

Duct tape/insulation tape will also work.

Fucking disgusting

nah I do it all the time, I wouldn't consider myself a bogan. Really depends on the context though. i.e. whether you're in a falcodore, whether the guy is in the far right lane of a 4 lane freeway, how many demerit points you have etc

>tfw the only fine i have ever gotten was a missing P plate
>it was sitting on the parcel rack after falling off the window

Still want to run that cop over any time i see him getting around on his retarded cunt bike.

>demerit points
Fuck that shit. If the cops can catch you you are too slow and deserve to lose your license for not being hard enough

how bout speed cameras cobber

In my experience when they stop chasing you it is because they found out where you live and are on their way there to wait for you.

>having plates
W E A K
E
A
K

Or you were at 300 before they can even pull a uey

I like having the top down, so I need to be able to keep the p-plate outside
Yeah I want something that I don't have to fuck around with forever

>1999 Ford Falcon Forte AU
>1996 Toyota Supra (NA)
>2013 Kawasaki Ninja 300
>2014 Kawasaki ER6N
>2007 Subaru Liberty wagon 3.0R

This to be honest, no plates/no rego and they can't actually fine you with anything other than no plates/no rego

Can't give you speeding fines, evasion fines, reckless driving fines, hooning fines etc.

I just gave you the solution stop being a whinging cunt.

If i met your dumb arse irl id throw a brick at you.

>want to post my cars
>know people will flip their shit

m8 i'll fucking deck ya cunt

What part of copping a brick to the face don't you understand?

Come near me i fucking dare ya

>not wanting to listen to that 5k mang mang mang

post em who cares what people online think

>that feel when I haven't heard my engine MANG MANG MANG in months
I need it now

>haven't heard my engine MANG MANG MANG in months
mate
youtube.com/watch?v=lLCCerA8E7o

That was shit.

>tfw i did about $1500 damage to my bike engine making it go mang mang

Poor thing.
still not game enough to pull it apart and see how bad it is, knowing my luck everything is fucked.

>driving to work this morning
>stuck behind some cunt on the highway towing his caravan doing 80
>he suddenly brakes
>see the left side of caravan bounce up
>uh oh
>a wild dead roo appears!
>no time to dodge the cunt
>BUDUMP BUDUMP

Had a look when I got to work and thankfully there was no gore under the left hand side or bones sticking out of the tyres. Wonder if the cunt towing the caravan killed it or if they didn't see the roadkill until it was too late, either way they didn't stop.

This is why i bought a 4x4 and put a big fuck off bull bar on it, now i accelerate and drive toward roos

nah, it was MANG

But it wasn't 6 minutes of MANG MANG MANG it was more MANG...... MANG..... MANG..... MANG

So it seems my auto commie is too shit to slide in the dry, I dropped it to second and gunned it around a roundabout and it barely chirped

do you have to flick it or some shit to throw the weight in with the turn?

Fek. Atleast you have a 2 banger, 4 strokes are retarded rebuild prices

Only ever bought 2 cars and still own both of them

>nissan pulsar
Had it nearly 4 years now and almost done 100k. Still runs and drives but it's pretty tired now and it coughs/sputters and stuggles everyday. Looking into a new daily soon, maybe a van but more thinking a wagon.

>180SX
My money pit. Only ever had one problem with it that wasn't my fault and that was the alternator dying. Other than that it's been bullet proof, am on my 2nd gearbox now though. Spent all my money on go fast parts and now I am poor.

Bloke I work with has gone through 3 cars driving that route, all cars FUBAR'd from roos, one was a Pajero with a bullbar. I should get the XF up and running for work because 1. it has a nice fuckoff bullbar and 2. if it still gets trashed from a good roo strike I wouldn't be all that sad.