Dota 2 general /d2g/ underdogs edition

i guess only kiss-assing shitlord will get invited to TI. RIP 2GD. His dota2 career is basically over.

10th for comfy Centaur Jungling
literally 10 minute Dagger and Tranq

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didn't EG do great in those honeypot groupstages

People were using the honeypot groupstages to claim eg is back

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so fucking mad

PPD even cheekily confirmed honeypot lans in his interview

yuros just can't see The Big Picture i guess
gotta win those garbage honeypots just to pay for food to survive to TI

meanwhile Amerigods and Chinese can actually win when it counts - at TI with non-honeypot prizepools (TI4 and beyond)

wow 300gpm thats a lot

must be so worth to lose all lanes since the game is 4v5

it's still as satisfying watching Secret get eliminated on the first day this year.

Can't wait for Ammeriturds to be ruined by EHOME gods.

How can EG produce such dota2 powerhouses?

>alliance is literally the only reddit team left
This is our time boys

I don't want EG to win so that brown kid can't get even richer.

getting upper bracket is important and not a honeypot

blowing your full stratload just to get le 1st place and pick which team beats you is a honeypot

it's literally DAC group stages all over again

i miss him ;-;

but the team managed by the literal creator of reddit is int he upper bracket

>whole team played superb and pulled off an impressive upset
>i-it's all because Jimmy, a-amirite? hehe

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Freedom, son. It's the power of freedom. They breathe them everyday when they are in America.

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So which players should I pick for todays challenge?
I got fucked yesterday and only got 150 points; what are some guaranteed 200+ setups? Full ehome?

Demon is clearly influencing shotcalling/strategies, they would not beat these teams with random peanoise fuck

I hate the TNC monkeys but I like Jimbo what do I do?

whoever you think are going 3 games. every game yesterday ended up 2-0 so it's only natural to have low scores for the fp.

>7 losses in a row
>sub 5k mmr
i just want 1 win

>win honeypots
>lose at TI
a tale as old as time itself

sumail is literally the biggest piece of shit playing in this tourny and he's gonna win again

why is this allowed

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Tell your teams to git gud yuro.

>win rigged TI
>lose all tournaments overseas

just shows how Valve works 2bh.

>Fear and Zai are total bros
>Sumail and Peter are wankers
>Universe exists
EG is a hard team to cheer for. I hope Liquid don't get knocked out, Matumba and Jerax are mah bois.

Greatest TI of all Time?

but my losses are for mmr which is more important than some honeypot lan

Okay, but what's the general consensus? EHOME and wings mix?

TI3

>jimmy niggerlips
>not a monkey
american education lads

not yet

Reminder if EG pulls off back to back TIs they will be the Greatest E-Sports Team for the next 2 decades or so

I want this for Fear but fuck PPD that little faggot.

Hate this meme.
>Lose everything
>Win two lans between 12 months
>da best ever.

imgur.com/a/WvDnA

Does anyone have uncensored Icefrog's name?
I need to know!

>ehome went from barely qualifying through opens and wildcard to top 6 at TI about to be top 3

Jesus

now only Allience needs to get btfo a 2nd time after the Ehome rape
its very clear that they didnt deserve the UB spot
Im just glad that we dont have a full chink UB
lets hope for a EG vs EHome finals, then it will truely be the GOAT TI

I can't even begin to imagine how insufferable Peter will be if he wins back to back TIs.

At least Zai and Fear will get a shitload of dosh.

>what are championships

i know d2g is full of autistic shut in NEETs but surely

surely you must realize
surely you must be aware

that's how basically all sports work

ALL THAT MATTERS IS THE PLAYOFFS AND CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

all the games prior are just to qualify for the playoffs

don't you have to dominate the scene to be good?

The only team who actually dominated the scene was alliance in 2013

its abdul or ahmed or whatever

the whole reason he wants to be such a secret is that the chinks, that he loves (he literally learned chinese to use the chink twitter) are racist towards muslims becuase of seashits

so he felt if they knew his real info it could hurt allstars

where is she? Why did she disappear of the radar? I still want to shitpost about her.

Bruno Carlucci

Were there current positions solidified during the open quals? I know Daryl was playing 4 at one point. He's such a fucking monster on carry though.

>pretending NON-TI wins matter

>Street Fighter and LoL on ESPN
>Dota isn't

Why is this game so irrelevant?

>ranked
>someone checks your profile and bans the hero you spam for mmr
>pick PA mid
>win anyways in sub 30 min

Really? To me he looks very on-off/unreliable #1.
He was a good support and good offlaner tho

heard someone talking shit about my character
Im just gonna say, measure your words kiddo
end of the day I'll be holding 2 aegises
what about you?

No one gives a fuck about some shitty valve sponsored foreign aid program. It's all about getting your name on the penis shield.

How is he so based, bros?

Beat ehome before you talk. Then get through the meat grinder of a lower bracket if you dare.

end of the day you'll be crying its a shit TI when the chinks knock you out

Maybe you'll call them soulless to make yourself feel a little better

It's because they fired 2GD. Now it's a game for total nerds to watch.

finally an EG match is at a comfy time

>the honeypot roster actually tricked everyone

>people ACTUALLY believed the 'fear can't play carry' meme

Yeah yeah teams just go for fun to big lans with other tier-1 teams and EG is the goat for sucking 11 months a year and winning 1 month a year

fucking cancer

do it for Jimbo man, he deserves it

literally only likeable guys on eg are zai and fear
fuck that insufferable cunt
fuck niggers

>TNC vs DC next

heartbreaking tbqh

Why couldn't they be in opposite sides of the bracket?

for real though if DC gets eliminated i'm gonna become a lifetime TNC fan

Fuck off you goddamn manlet.

>yuros are this mad that they are getting their asses handed to them after they insisted there ought to be more slots for yuro teams

I'm an iceiceice fanboy so I'm probably just glossing over his lackluster games. When he's switched on he looks like top 3 carry in the tournament right now though I think.

literally saved fear carry for TI lmao

>implying its na vs eu anymore

youre adorable

I AM L-ING TO

THE FUCKING

MAO HERE
AHAHAHA

ITS NOT

EVEN CLOSE?
YOU CANNOT I REPEAT YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY MAKE THIS SHIT UP

ONE(THATS RIGHT ONE NOT 2[TWO])
AMERICAN JUST TRANSFORMED A
TIER11 TEAM INTO HAVING THE STRONGEST RUN IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY

LITEARLLY TAKE ALL THE BEST WRITERS IN THE WORLD LOCK THEM IN A ROOM FOR 2 YEARS AND THEY STILL WONT BE ABLE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP

I RPEAT

YOU - THATS RIGHT YOU NOT ME

CANNOT

MAKE

THIS

SHIT

UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>he outdrafts and defeats my teams therefore he's unlikable

>people ACTUALLY believed the 'fear can't play carry' meme
Not an EG fan but I seriously hope no one ever believed this

Based? He is an insufferable smug cunt.

He has herpes.

lmao

iceiceice? more like ricericerice
however today a different kind of dish will be served
and that dish is called freedom

>I-I'm not a yuropoorean I swear
Right back at you qt ;^3

Snipin's a good job, m8

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>secret wins
>haha secret is NA!!

>secret loses
>haha yuros sure are mad!!!

>TNC didn't even win the battle cup
>OG loses to TNC
ayy

>finish irank calibration
>play only dazzle, hard support
>roam, ward/deward, forgo farming
>constantly the only support
>constantly lowest gpm/xpm
>create space, sacrifice myself/make them chase me, etc
>win all but 2 games
>3k

tf volvo

virgin detected
;-))

Being european doesnt mean I root for euro teams. There are barely any likeable teams from this region.

You could argue that CIS, Ukraine and shit count as euros but russian dota is an entirely different game.

Anyway what I really hate is this /sp/ shitposting, being retarded for the sake of being retarded.

>Playing international ranked.
Only shitters play it. Including you.

>"After that I left the arena because my parking was going to expire. I was sitting down near the beginning of the players entrance checking my phone and interacting with some Filipino fans. Suddenly OG walks out and they looked absolutely shattered. Fly was sitting about two feet beside from me looking despondent and Notail was physically shaking. I didn't bother them or even snap a photo because I felt it would be disrespectful but they clearly did not expect to lose. They were just dead silent. Moon hugged some of his friends who came to support him. Eventually they just silently finished their smokes, got in the bus and headed back to the hotel."

A very sad day for OG fans indeed

Jimmy will likely leave after TI and you will never see the name TNC again

>America owns two celestial bodies
>America is about to own two TIs

really sets off the action potentials

Stop projecting :^)

>FALLING FOR THE HONEY CUP

EVER

LOL

AHAHAHAH

>SHOWING YOUR DRAFTS ON PUBS

EVER

AHAHAHAHAA

LITERALLY KEEP FALLING FOR THAT SHIT

YOUR A POORS