I'm going to get breakfast, does anyone want anything?
Robert Evans
its t rue
it has always been dead and there are maybe 40 active users
main reason is that you can shitpost freely on HLTV and CS Players are not really the Veeky Forums demographics
Christian Moore
Rate my lunch before I play csgo. Am I prepared?
Jonathan Howard
i want the favelas to get banned for cheating in the middle of the next major final and then for them to be lynched by the crowd
Bentley Carter
Is that literally just a plate of potatoes?
If yes, are you poor? What country do you live in?
Robert Scott
post dosia memes
Jason Allen
nice carb overdose fatty
Brody Baker
>falling for the carb meme
Nicholas Jones
Potatos have really low carbs, they are like 50% water
Zachary Lee
The amount of shitposting reached a level where it is literally [s4s] tier.
Shitposting is fun if you do it once or twice in 100 serious posts. But in this general it is exactly the other way round. Hell, there is not even a single serious post between all this shit.
If you think it's fun to shitpost constantly where is the difference to facebook? You write the same shit like some 14 years old on facebook and laugh about it, it's literally the only thing you laugh about, you're on the same level like them.
>No I'm not because I know it's shitposting
Yeah and I know that I'm a bad person for stealing some kid's pokemon cards so that makes me a little less bad.
I push some guy in front of 200 students and tell him it was just a prank so I'm actually a fun guy and not a bully.
You might be aware of how full of shit this general is, what a low quality the standard posts are but this doesn't change a thing about your "humor" which is extremely unappealing and even worse, it doesn't change the content of the thread.
I don't know why this is, maybe the game and the general are too old and everything is said, I don't know why you don't leave in that case to be honest, or the average csgo player has a simpler mind than the average strategy game player.
Aaron Hill
Normies take facebook very seriously and don't shitpost at all. Maybe if you only add animes
Bentley Walker
ok duder :-DDDD
Anthony King
yeah?
Austin Wilson
so er guys any of you watch anime?
I mean let's be honest here, nobody here is really playing Counterstrike Global Offensive right now. I can tell you i am certainly not!
I don't know what it is about the oriental people that hato go dokidokidoki but there's definitely something unique and special about them and their art. does anyone else have this? please respond
Jonathan Johnson
do you think having 3 rounds in a row where i landed instant awp shots outside on ct nuke is enough to get me overwatch banned
they called me a cheater
Logan Hernandez
>hitting awp shots you disgusting cheater
Thomas Garcia
anime girls are cute anime is shit
there you go man
Connor Wright
yes enjoy your ban you filthy fucking cheater
Daniel Jones
is there any actual reason to use the silenced weapons?
Jose Mitchell
aw shit guys i don't wanna get banned
i guess i never should have cheated...
Lucas Torres
for sneaks
Aiden Roberts
accuracy
not showing up on minimap (useful for lurking or holding sites in cheeky spots like mirage firebox/nuke secret)
Parker Davis
*upvotes your post*
Julian Bailey
Are there any good csgo mangas out atm?
Jeremiah Howard
>weeaboo """"""humour"""""
Chase Butler
***laughs***
Evan Garcia
lori is the anal idol!
Nathaniel Cook
*farts*
Robert Hall
**cums**
Jayden Ramirez
hey guys, ready for some hardcore csgo today! I'm finally going to get sivler 4! rate my battlestation
Hudson Scott
Do you slap your face with the dildo when you lose?
Brandon Barnes
No I sit on it until I make cummies all over my laptop. Then I clean it with my mouth as punishment.
Cameron Evans
I fucking hate America. I despise them. But deep down I want Dazed and Steel to be unbanned. Mainly because swag acts as if he's not responsible for the throwing, and the community backs him up. le im underage xd!11
Ian Clark
> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch > alright i think i will play some csgo today! > remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration > join > we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded > pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0 > we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange > my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful > on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game > I derank because of this Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
Parker Wood
>his country's getting beat by America in the olympics
It's ok to be sad, user.
Gavin Lopez
>pp-bizon crutch is this a fresh new meme?
Samuel Perez
>everyone buys a kit every round umm novatards?
Xavier Turner
>play with cheats lose >play without cheats win uhhh gotards?
Colton Bennett
Csgo is one of the few multiplayer game where a sinlge person can carry easily. It's not hard to one tap 3 guys in a row while they still try to take aim. If you can't carry silver 4 as GN you deserve to be down there.
Alexander Morales
Need better cheats senpai
Cooper Reyes
WHAT THE FUCK is our bully doing
i want to see him play again its been so long
Juan Thompson
He's moe's personal trainer atm. Understandably a very time consuming job.
Ayden Smith
>DOTARDS ANNIHILATED IN THEIR OWN GENERAL
Lucas Perry
>play with cheats win >play without cheats win hehehehe
Is the Steelseries 6gv2 good? I'm looking for a new keyboard and this caught my eye, what does magog think?
Nathaniel Hall
Keys are too hard to press for my taste and one year into using it my spacebar broke (gets stuck often).
I was expecting a lot from it and was disappointed. Getting an Ozone Strike in 2 weeks.
Michael Foster
I guess I'll keep looking then. Thanks, user.
Daniel Watson
Because they are better.
Charles Taylor
You're so funny and cool.
Luke Green
Keyboard doesn't fucking matter.
Evan Rivera
how?
Jaxon Carter
janitor being mean again -.-
Hunter Howard
>7h >72r This shit makes me sad boys.
Elijah Lee
Can the crowd see the holograms?
Kevin Moore
Am I a hologram, if yes, can people see me?
Nicholas Gomez
>talk to friends that play csgo >'thorin is based guy of banter never shy of calling people out based banter banter etc etc' >'k' >he sperges out when someone calls him out for having shit opinions ???
Michael Adams
what the shit is going on here I came to shitpost but theres literally no one here but me