It's an alphonse makes dozens of shit threads in the middle of the night episode

>it's an alphonse makes dozens of shit threads in the middle of the night episode

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>not having filters set up

>filter on
>one thread remains

Out of curiosity, how would one go about filtering threads like these if the posters are anonymous?

I've never tried using them before.

You filter the post.

You can filter combinations of words.

>live in japan
>when this shit happens it's my post-work/dinner 4chin time
motherfucker

rippu

shit forgot the eyes...

>Set up filter
>He starts posting one word at a time

Happened last time, and it still doesn't solve the whole pushing dozens of threads into archives issue.

What do you drive japan bro?

I don't understand why it's not working

Go tell the mods he said something disparaging about anime. You'll find them on Veeky Forums IRC. They banned and deleted all the posts McCrummy made against the animes.

>it still doesn't solve the whole pushing dozens of threads into archives issue.
this is what pisses me off the most about it, not the actual porn spamming.

Isn't me: But it's not working for me either.

It probably only filters words in the name and subject field.

Why isn't that faggot banned already?

He doesn't contribute anything close to being car related.

Does anyone here really contribute?

They're closer in contributing to the board than what that faggot does.

He's turning Veeky Forums into /int/.

even if the average user doesn't contribute much, at least he/she doesn't actively try to destroy the entire board

Where's GS400guy when you need him? At least he's tolerable compared to this.

And furfags wonder why people hate them...

Acknowledgement is what these lonely faggots want and guess what you are doing?

What if they just want us to fap?

He's made like 70 threads already. It's pretty hard not to acknowledge.

Then they should post straight furry porn.

this. I make these threads to let anons relax.
Ew.

This should be the header on every fucking board because of you dense cunts.

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>pretending there isn't a problem is the only way the problem goes away

except alphaggot than stops his spam campaign and goes into random threads and shits all over it with gmcuck/gtr shitposting. Then you have to put up a thousand filters to deal with this motherfucker's spam.

Only way to solve this is by getting mods who actively police the board and delete his garbage, and garbage from several other shitposters too.

word

the thing is anybody autistic enough to mod @ Veeky Forums, absolutely hates cars and car people.

Yeah, that works with a normal amount of shitposting. This is literally half of Veeky Forums right now. Slow boards need constant moderation as well and Veeky Forums is understaffed. We need to acknowledge the problem.

>this is you right now

>Judges an entire group of people by one person

Just wow.

It doesn't even need to be excellent moderation, just some guy who sees a gay furry porn pic and "on sunday sept 20th" and automatically deletes the thread. Ditto with that one Corvette/GTR pic.

>filtering totally solves the problem guys!

Mods have never helped and never will help
Janitors delete spam and flag for bans and it's useless because they just evade it anyway
Mods just become a scourge ban on topic posters that conflict with their opinions or are critical of off topic tripfsggot circle jerkers (afterhours threads ring a bell)

Its 2016, there are too many fucking people for me to not do this

Do you seriously think the mods aren't banning him ?
Do you seriously think bans do anything?
Bro I've been banned like 1000 times it doesn't do jack shit.

fuck this cutting off the head so the body cant grow back shit

if you cut off a furrie's dick he cant defile himself to improper images

Alphonse already has a mutilated dick tho from when the jew doctor got him as a kid

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kek, i hit a nerve.
t. summerfag

Some of these pics are decent but they are mostly way too buff and it's nasty.
Also
>human cocks

t. Virgin jew dick

>virgin
No.

>thinks im not a furfag
you can keep your balls, i want you full of testosterone and no way to deal with it.

Dogs don't count

>wake up
>all of my watched threads are archived
> most of Veeky Forums is gay furry porn
This is advanced shitposting. Why hasn't some one shot the fucker yet?

I think I hit well over 100 once

No, but your mom does.

> mom
Lol learn to spell proper

AHAHAHAHAHA

so you don't filter threads with just a gay furry pic on the OP?

It would work if they just banned every ip he is using for life. Those things aren't inexhaustible in airplane mode. But it won't work if you don't ban those IPs for more than 3 fucking days.

To be honest familia senpai desu Corvette vs GTR shitposting contained in one or two threads isn't even that bad compared to this bullshit.

People have been complaining about this furfaggot on /q/ for a while, we can only hope one of the newly recruited jannys browses Veeky Forums frequently. Until then, just hide the threads and stop bitching.

So ban everybody on his carrier?
Yeah man, great idea lets punish everybody on t mobile fur his posts.

This is making me want to quit Veeky Forums.

>FILTERED THREADS: 92

Spoken like a true naive faggot who just started using Veeky Forums this week.

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Okay guys, I am going to try fapping to this. Never fapped to furry porn before so help a br/o/ther out.

All I have around is an empty beer bottle, a couple condoms, a cum rag, some lube and a banana. Do I have what it takes to do this right?

Yes. And it won't ban everybody on the whole fucking network. Only people using that cell tower.

>4 pages left

kek, summerfags BTFO!

That's wrong, trust me.
I was shitposting like Alphonse and I got everybody in my city on t mobile range banned, even people 30 miles from me on the ther side of the valley were banned because of me.

Dude, everybody in Nevada and other states got banned too. If they range ban me then hiro is going to lose a noticeable amount of profit.

Block the IPs for abuse and require a pass to use them

Why, how much are you paying him?

I'm not commenting on stupid questions.

You feel pretty cheesy 'bout right now eh?

Yea, why?

...

Because that's literally the only way Veeky Forums could possibly lose money..by posters paying him to post.

Are you two done derailing this thread? Seriously, grow up.

Can't we just dox this faggot?

>amerilards think you can dox cell phones
kek

Anybody using t mobile deserves to be banned.

this thread has no point anymore, dumbass

This.

This thread was a shitposting thread to begin with you idiot. It never had a point.

Lol I already met up with him IRL, no way I'd dox my nigga Alphonse tho.

lol is he the guy you met at starbucks?

Yea, that's me. Mr. Crummy really should shave though. He would be way hotter.

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lol i'm about to fly out and shoot some mde b-roll and just chill with my vegas boys on june 25th

we should hang out

we're getting turnt

gonna be like 10-15 of us goons

Where at?

evan's house

I did shave bro

I'll just ask evan to text me his address, assuming he wants niggers over at his house.
That's actually way better than when I saw you last.

Just fuck each other in the ass and get it over with you raging homos

>jealousy, the post.

I'm bringing a special suprise for evan when I see him. ;^)

I'm fucking leaving this thread.

>ragequit, the post.

t. summerfag

Basically.

The rest of us are having a good time

Avoiding getting a car while I'm here to save $$$. Feelsbadman

>That
>Hot
You've got terrible taste alphonse.

I said "way hotter", I never said he was Tim Tebow or Tom Hardy. Besides, I like long haired guys.

Oh shit nigga, he just went there, are you gunna take this lying down Mrcummy?

Benz and his VIN check threads