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first for jimmy

FIirst for LULDA

ALLIANCE
ALLIANCE
ALLIANCE

>Loda gets ird of his nu male cuck beard
>Starts winning

MEME MAGIC

first for Wings winning it all 'la

real threda

Fuck off nigger this is the real thread

How is every Alliance game so boring to watch?
They are defensive as fuck.

i thought the man in the Hawaiian shirt was gonna moon for a second there

Lmfao you got cucked twice OP

NO THIS IS THE REAL THREAD

>>>>>/iamafaggotxD/

>Ogre Maggee

NTH FOR LIQUID THE FINAL BASTION OF EUROPE DOTO LOOKS LIKE ITS ALL UP TO FUNLAND YET AGAIN LETS HOPE PPY DOESNT CHOKE A BITCH UNTILL TI IS OVER

what did poopey mean by this

Remember, no doubting.

>tempo controlling

what did he mean by this

if u want to win choose a finn :DD

>furion rubick
ugh christ i don't want this to go to game three

I think it's AR, so only screens or people with special viewing devices/goggles/headsets/glasses would be able to. I could be wrong though.

Crowd can still see it on the screens.

poor kotl he keeps trying to remind the rest of the panel that alliance isnt the only team in the tournament

i cant handle

>oh no alliance died
>yes alliance are doing it they killed him
>oh man what did alliance do wrong
>alliance should have done x and y
>i feel like alliances draft was good

its not even a joke anymore, they literally only talk about alliance, listening to them you wouldnt even know another team was in the game

>delusional little faggot

>alliance
>NP rubick
Looks like ez 2 0 for fnatic

This post is dedicated to the ones we've lost.

Why are alliance stuck in the ti3 meta still

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i'm fairly sure s4 is gonna pick magnus

i just tuned in, but they all got signature heroes so far

>baltic god-giant gets reck by an ugly delusional little faggot
Is like the ring of the nibelung all over again.

Post your face when Liquid wins TI6.

Guys, closely monitor Loda's twitter after they lose 0-2
the panel called out Alliance on their terrible performance and that little cucky swede wont waste any time posting another passive aggressive rant

>be about to get eliminated out of biggest dota tournament ever
>pick encrapness

WHY

S4 puck or storm

Alliance lost

you cant win with rubick NP

>Prophet
>Rubick!!
>ENCHANTRESS!!

Then they ruin it with Life "the most boring carry in existence" stealer

golem exposed

post leaks, i just heard about them

STRAYA SHITPOSTING IRL

Called it

>Timber fnatic
ITS OGRE

NO damage

the team

its ogre

go back to your subr*ddit

Who the fuck is this guy? Seriously, who is he and why does he think he's relevant?

>secret was a mistake

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Alliance is the epitome of one patch team. Usually people calling teams for one patch team it's a meme but Alliance are literally unable to have any success outside of their Ti3 era playstyle

I can't the mods are deleting everything

>thorin couldn't handle the shit posting
well call me surprised gotards

no i'm pretty sure this is the correct place for drama shitposts, reddit is for actual conversations

EXPAND DONGER
RAISE YOUR DONGER

Go to previous thread and find it there. imgur link

who is this guy anyway? Some leech trying to be relevant?

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CS:GO analyst or something like that, he acts like he knows shit but he just has a good memory and thats about it. rest of his "fame" is him being an ass on twitter and his "sick banter" which is usually just straight up bullying.

he's a sperg with an audience

I don't particularly like Godz but the world would be better if this ginger gigafaggot would off himself

that's professional leech to you

>People doubting Alliance

Alliance banned Bounty. My doubt was erased after that.

What happened between nahaz and sheever?

Not to mention every time someone calls him out he acts like a victim.

he fucked her right into the pussy

Dude

One fight Fnatic wins and its over for alliance

Fnatic has more than enough to stomp alliance

Is this obnoxious cunt trying to switch to Dota because his esport is dying?

This thread is more active, migrate.

sheever finally attracted to a man and gets shot down because nahaz has standards

I don't think he's trying to switch, he just follows the big Valve events in Dota 2 and throws the occasional comment on twitter. I think GoDz commenting on Thorins tweet was pretty stupid 2bh, let the man have his opinion

his opinion was shit and he got schooled by based golem
and now he spergs even more, guy is a total tool

Does this TI having booth live cams?

REMINDER THAT FNATIC IS A EU STRUCTURE THEREFORE IS A EUROPEAN TEAM

Only hope for TI to be good is for MVP, Wings, EHOME take hot steamy shit over EG

next poster is gonna be my bf :3

who keeps inviting Pflax FUCKK
this guy knows literally nothing, does nothing, has no credentials or any credibility. fucking why is he at TI?

>BE FINLAND
>WIN A LAN
WHATS NOT TO UNDERSTAND DODODOTUURDS?

Let's get this shit started

>EU Dota

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WE NEED TO REACH A CONSENSUS

>DC are a European team

Can you think of any other player that got carried as much as this awful piece of shit?

I mean, he won two majors off the back of his team, I don't think there has been a leech this big since whoever was sub on Jordan's Bulls.

Lucky guy, gotta give it to him, he memed his way to the money. It's the only time I've seen a carry player getting carried on every single relevant game. Truly mind boggling.

Are NA not gonna cheer for the ourest of guys just because theyre EU?

Liquid is literally d2g

>No Sticky

Will the Yuros still claim DC is EU when they lose?

LUL these posts crack me up

You are now aware that pic related placed higher at an International than Secret ever did.

FUCK MY BRACKET WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT IF IT WASNT FOR OG

EVEN HAD TNC BEATING MVP IN LOWER BRACKET

FUCK YOU EURO FAGGOTS

>My wife's daughter
What did Loda mean by this?

I'm Swedish and I'm glad Alliance lost, LodA needs to disappear from the scene and get the fuck out of this country to raise his wive's children elsewhere

Akke can go with him

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Literal autist/non-ironic esports Skip Bayless

Here's to hoping that liquid gets dumpstered by newbee and there are 0 EU teams left!

delusional little faggot, the pride of Germany!

replace EE with matumbaman

get finnish quality memes

win TI7

do it puppey

>DC abuse the loophole in Valve's system.
>go through easy NA quals.
>suddenly they're NA now despite having 4 yuros.
?

is it gay if you want to be the girl and be with girls too?

nth for Jark Basnillo

Why did Keanu Reeves pose like that?

Good memes but the Dota itself is too low quality to be a dank TI. TI4 was the last good one.

>he couldn't handle the banter

oi this cunt is so salty lul

Who else /thirdworldshithole/ here?

Stream is lagging even on 240p

>Akke
Vad är fel med Akke?

but fnatic is european

>pick le cutting trees laughing manlet
>win 10 million dollars
nice game you have there, dotards

What is this Puppey 1437 thing all about?? I was at work pls tell me guys!!

>UK
>EU

LMAO EUROPEANS ARE THIS FUCKIGN DESPERATE THAT THEY CLAIM UK IS EU

L M A O

I NEED to BREED Auroth.

>buy Silver Edge
>never use the hit on Huskar
>lose

I wonder why.

orange deserved the ti3 final
navi put up a good fight, but ti3 orange was the true underdog story