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Delusional little faggot.

ALLIANCE IS BACK BABY

Reddit

cute

At what time is the all-star match?

>Double elimination.
>Until Grand Finals when it is suddenly single elimination

Tell me dotards, what is this madness?

what are /we/ eating bros?

APOLOGIZE

Remember the best TI

I kind of want to cheer for Kuro after all of that.

Imagine the salt by puppey when kuro wins ti6

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goddamn
that was the best shitposting of my life

Kuroky did nothing wrong.

>Titan was a bad pick
d2g being good at dota as always

where you getting these from senpai.

>tfw unscanned makuro doujins are out there

why live

source?

SAU CE

that actually looked tasty until they added that fucking potato mush at the end

They wasted Tobi-Merlini on the worst series of the day

Nah

Cute >girl

>put a girl's face on a boy's body and call it a trap
baka desu senpai

literally in the image

i love watching alliance games

they do everything they can to win the early game then just get outplayed for 30min straight until they gg out

its like they know if the game is even 15min in they already lost

that gold track thing is p based

Its never too late to outdo it.

Nice clogged up arteries, user-kun

Probably pizza with some Pepsi for dinner, but since it's afternoon, I'd go for some sweet biscuits with a cappuccino.

t. East coast time

Hey guys can someone in help me please? I just started watching The International today. I looked at the scheduled Games for the next days but i can't seem to find any Secret games.... can someone tell me when Secret is playing?

>loda

Man theebun is a real puppey dicksucker huh?

YES MASTER
YOU COULD BE PRESIDENT MASTER

let's try this again.......
first for Wings winning it ALL 'la!

>Fnatic's terrible drafting vs Loda's terrible play

Ah yes the classic struggle between a stoppable force against a movable object.

>they do everything they can to win the early game then just get outplayed for 30min straight until they gg out
>its like they know if the game is even 15min in they already lost

This has happened every Alliance match so far in TI

fucing hilarious

lul
Da

>carry doesn't understand poison stacks
just like my pubs

Next year

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for people who missed the drama.

why is thorin such a faggot?

fuck I'm so hungry now

pizza man better be here soon

low quality bait user

win a ti b4 u talk kid

Who is this cute, short girl?

OH boy i came to this doujin a lot of times

>Alliance making it pass SEA.

It's how he stay relevant.

His fanbase is all 14 year old edgelords

SHADOW DEMON BOSSING MIRANA+ET DUO AROUND

B A S E D

Hi guys , Johan " honeylans " Sundstein here.
Who should be kicked on MY team?

How many predictions do you have? It was bugged at shit, I've already given up on getting a hundred.

m-me

Upboated.

SAY MY NAME

Thorin and his circlejerk friend Richard Lewis used to be those guys that said their mind and people loved them for saying the non-pc stuff that everybody was thinking

BUT now they're just overglorified bullies that spout bullshit with zero substance solely for sake of controversy.

Thorin and Richard Lewis are hacks.

hes spent years refining his edge
just like d2g

>girl face
Dude it's manga, everyone has the same face except for slightly longer eyelashes on the females.

reddit: hello

your best friend for the lulz

what does he do aside from unironic shitposts on twitter/reddit?

(you)

>my team
its flys team you little faggot

Are you guys /comfy/?

Can we ever go back bois?

Not even as a team, but just m8s

Is it too late? Has the line been crossed?

With Secret gone, can ANYONE stop EG now?

GUYS HELP

yesterday i ate:
-dark bread with jelly for breakfast
-avocado apple parsley smoothie for second breakfast and before supper
-lean fish with fried spinach for dinner
-generic salad with feta for supper

and ive been farting like crazy ALL DAY non stop, i even pooped in the morning too

is any of that food gas inducing or what is going on

kick moon so him, Demon and Singx2 can start a true meme team

thinking bone7 could join too, who else fits?

>I put Alliance going over Fnatic

he didnt even anything outrageous, fucking redditrs are so assravaged over nothing

thank god cuckloda is being eliminated right now

Drink a cup of bleach and ammonia, that should cure you.

Thorin's csgo videos are great but it's pretty clear that he doesn't even watch dota

reddit hates him for the loda incident anyway, he'll never make it in this scene

>Thorin
>30+ years old
>No wife
>No girlfriend
>No house
>Works in "eSports"
>Britbong
>Lives in EU
What a sad life.

im getting slightly triggerd by you having your main monitor on the right side

Literally who? Really, who is this guy?

>all that fiber

what do you think?

I w[A]nt to believe

IT'S FROST ARROW TOBI

FROST

ARROW

yo guys johan here, I don't appreciate all this memeing over me, do I need to remind you that I (as in ME) won TWO (that's 2) majors almost by myself (let's not fool ourselves here, miracle is there to sell t-shirts)??

Please win something before you talk I'm BDN and I'm not going ANYWHERE but UP.

>cucks buttblasted by thoorin

Thorin and Richard Lewis are petty little men who are trying to stay relevant now that the CS:GO boat is sinking (quite fast). Usually when a game dies these people just move on to a new game but with these two the problem is that neither of them have actual talent as casters/analysts/hosts, they are there for the shock value and nothing else. 13 year old kids eat that shit up, that's the only reason they even get hired. So user you have to understand that they can be a little bit angry at the present situation

not as much as you that's for sure

tfw had to get rid of my battlestation because else I wouldn't start with my bachelor thesis

What did he mean by this?

EE you dipshit, how can you forget

>triggerd by you having your main monitor on the right side
why

thats how i roll too

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why do people like loda and allahiance anyway

i mean back when they were like the only premier western europe team it sorta made sense, now it just feels like people who dont know shit about dota remember that they won ti3 and pretend they are still good

What are the chances of Slack playing at grandfinals ?

>that fucking shuriken bounce range

>that pathetic loser who can't stop talking about N0tail even though he's already out.
Some real pathetic shit in here.

>33 years old
>Has assburgers
Can it get any sadder?

main monitor goes in the middle
the ones on either side of it cannot serve as main

yes reddit does love him

>/OURGUY/

About the same chance as Loda not feeding

Maybe he'll play in the All Stars Match?

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they are still good enough to qualify over the slavs and other yuro trash

What's the point of a third one

>tfw you have worse acne than swindlemelonzz

Good job you fell for a twitch copypasta