Dota 2 General - /d2g/

SNAKE N BAKE edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

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Literal pub plays

Is this some kind of pub game?

DELUSIONAL LITTLE FAGGOT

IM THE GREATEST, GREATEST THERE EVER WAS

I BOUGHT A 40K$ ENGAGEMENT RING

I COULD BE THE PRESIDENT OF ESTONIA

THEY SHOULD WRITE A MOVIE ABOUT ME, FUCK THIS, THIS IS BULLSHIT

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nth for Saint Artour, carrier of our sins and dark knight of dota 2

thread is slow because the americans are preparing the memes for EG's match and the EUs have killed themselves

only people here are Australians

Who is Puppey's gf anways. I'm curious what kind of girl an alpha like him can get

I NEED TO BREED AUROTH

WHERE WERE YOU

WHEN CHINESE DOTA

WAS FUN TO WATCH

>le dota epik digital chess xD

kill yourself

martyr yourself, shitstain

who here /wanttobethegirl/?

>spiritbreaker
>support hero
what

White piggu go home

she probably looks like a gorilla without these tons of makeup. You western's have a really shit taste in Asian girls.

Daily reminder that if you don't like ass, you are a low-test beta numale small-dick cuck.
Only high-test big dicked men like ass, such as myself.

>Loda, a Swedish numale cuck
>His girlfriend is an uggo with no ass
This confirms my theory

GOOKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>omnislash the right person twice among four targets
>bash on every necessary hit
>void bash on every necessary hit
>crit on jugger
>pa constant crits
is this the peak of dota?

t. delusional little faggot

>no chest
>no ass
>pounds of makeup

What wrong with looking like Harambe

nobody cares what you think chink

hopefully he finally kills himself this time

t. babyrage twitch trash

>No boobs
>No ass
What does her boyfriend grab when he fucks her?

Fuck off with your shitty facebook memes you ledditor

nth for president puppy and saint artour.
They belong on the same team along with envy

REDDIT OUT FOR HARAMBE

Her thi-
no wait

her dick

whats that even supposed to mean?

Febby playing like shit.
>all melee
>dies before he can track everyone
>for 10 minutes in a row

ur mom 4Head

Can you think of any other player that got carried as much as this awful piece of shit with bitch tits?

I mean, he won two majors off the back of his team, I don't think there has been a leech this big since whoever was sub on Jordan's Bulls.

Lucky guy, gotta give it to him, he memed his way to the money. It's the only time I've seen a carry player getting carried on every single relevant game. Truly mind boggling.

spotted the burgers

goddamn wings are playing good doto

>THAT STOMP
HOW THE FUCK

Anyone watching this at a bar? Tried getting the manager to change the channel to this but he wouldn't let me. So fuck him, I'm watching the match in a booth sipping on a nice Guiness.

Febby playing like trash holy shit

Why is their bounty always going in too deep?

so did reddit find out about the leaked convo

They are airing it on TV?

THE CHRONOSLASH

yay gooks down

>they keep ignoring the juggernaut

what a waste

>literally no disables against a multiple disable team
gee what could go wrong

Stream. Bdubs can let you stream if the manager approves. He agreed to do it for me last year with a local MMA fight, but this time he told me to fuck off even after I explained the inconsistency with his discretion.

did no one tell MVP about elder titan?????????????????????????????????

Elder Titan demolished an all-melee lineup

>TRIPLE GHOST SCEPTER

>no dagon

MvP draft is so bad, what were they thinking senpai?

they dont

lol

;_;

>left dota 2 like a year ago
>my bro elder titan was considered jack shit and never picked
>watching TI6
>elder titan is picked everywhere now

what happened

I love my nigga ET

time dilation tho

They lost lifestealer and now their draft won't work

Retarded buffs to his stomp and ult

Serious talk:

Where are the k-pop shitposters? this is the only time they will ever be relevant.

they could have drafted a ranged hero with a disable

cant tell if helen is cute or not
i guess yes

Or they could have built dagon

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they had no disables and no support heroes to bail them out

they had absolutely no disables, no way to set up kills and no recovery. All they could do was run in, get kited and die.

It's all in or nothing with that lineup

The disables they relied on were bash and slows but they couldn't make it work. They also kept ignoring juggernaut once he spun.

They relied on track for a setup, charge and blink in, then retreat.

they picked poorly. synergy is a crucial part of the game.

just look at Wings' lineup.

Omnislash works through Chronosphere
Kinetic Field and Static Storm works through Chronosphere
ET's ult works through Chronosphere
Bladefury works together with Kinetic Field
Echo Stomp works together with Kinetic Field and vice versa

I hear there's a team of unbeatable Chinese pubstars that needs to be destroyed.

Flawless indeed

i would fuck that fat chick

who has that laptop ee pic

PPD is my spirit animal

STAY AWAY FROM MY CINNAMON BUN BEAVIS

old chicken

who /comfy/ here?

Buckle up.

>icecubes's hair

sumail needs a burger

its time

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SAVE US PPD

SAVE US FROM THE SOULLESS GOOKS AND A CHINA V CHINA FINAL

me on the right

TRUE SAD BOYS

ARE YOU READY?

wishing i was getting my dick sucked by a pretty boi atm lads

i want to SODOMIZE zai

B A F F L E D

>our boys ehome against our boys eg

Say that to my face and not online and see what happens

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zai a cute

do normies actually think that actionfats is funny?

Eternal Envy.

It's like poetry at this point

sorry if you missed out
imgur.com/a/pidIZ

dev.dota2.com got sql injected, someone stole the database and sold it to a site, which in turn cracked all the passwords of the users.
Puppey was registered on that forum and had his password there for the public to see after.

This was used to access his facebook. The hacker couldn't find much so he went for Theeban instead. Theeban had a whatsapp account and the skid used the credentials he found at dev.dota2 on that app.

The skid (script kiddie) had to use his phone to access whatsapp instead of just using bluestacks and referenced several times that he might get caught, which makes me believe he used one of those cheap free VPNs to conduct the breach on the whatsapp login and those VPN providers have no problem giving authority information out.

Hope it explains everything!

[USA USA USA USA intensifies]

ARE WE DOING USA AGAIN?

WHATS THE CURRENT THREADLY RECORD?

gonna be hard to beat last years

LETS GO BOYS