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So a cop got me with no license, now i have a court date

If i get my permit tomorrow and be like "judge, it's k"

What'll happen?

wr?

You pay a fine for riding without license.

Get those blog holes ready, cos it's a blog post

Bike school ride 6/8:
Forgot my boots today; rode in normal shoes, no special difference in feel or heat/cold. (Tucked laces for fear of catastrophe.)
Today's lesson was riding cones on parking lot. Listened to the lot's wisdom once, figure 8, pulled the throttle as I fell, some scratches, thankfully most caught by the replaceable fuckup-bar on the side. Spooked myself good, instructor got choleric but I took it all better than I expected, and was back on the bike within 2 minutes.

After the fuckup, I again understood a little more about the throttle, clutch, and gear 1. Two more rides to go, one tomorrow before work, the other on Saturday before work. I really wish we had had this extensive slow-riding training BEFORE going into traffic.

Interestingly, slowly turning left gives me no trouble, while right my body just goes fully cramped and defensive, it’s because of the throttle on the right, isn’t it? Two more rides to go, then exam on 30th.

plz respond

I would have thought the fine was right there with the speeding ticket.

>riding without motorcycle enodorsement
>pulled over
>get ticket for driving without license
>show to court, one man band
>lose license for a year, $1000 fine
>fuckthisshit.wav
>call uncle whose a lawyer
>goes over the statutes.
>find that there is a statute for riding without endorsement
>comes with penalty of $30 fine and no loss of license
>appeal case
>still have to hand in license in the meantime
>case is appealed two weeks later
>8 months later, receive my license that I should have never had to forfeit in the beginning

get a lawyer

I rode to work today

I'm in a bad mood

>bike doesn't run as it should
>friend is in hospital and might lose his eyesight
>lost a good deal on a bike

I'll punch a nigger.

>riding without endorsement

do it fgt

>I'll punch a nigger.
Do it. From your bike.

Gopro that shit and post here

Damn, that sucks. Going blind sounds horrible.

make sure the guy in hospital runs, buy another bike and give your old bike new headlights

problems solved

my only crime was being white in a city with a Hispanic mayor

>tfw bike doesn't have a working radiator yet
I'm gonna order one today though. Wish me luck /dbt/

Signing up for an MSF course, what should I be expecting?

I'll probably be trained on a Harley to start off just FYI. Harley HQ is like 20 min from my house.

>yfw the 2pac - Biggie Smalls Beef was because 2pac found out Shyne wrote all of biggies raps

youtube.com/watch?v=SR1LSlaB9z8

>2016
>falling for the motocycle course jew
just start out riding a bicycle, then move on to moped, and then a 250 dualsport. It's what I did and I have never had any problems with it, why would you want to pay some cunt to tell you basic common sense shit

daily reminder that honda a shit

>just start out riding a bicycle
done that since I was 6
>moped
For what purpose?
>250 dualsport
I've been told to go with a 600cc. I don't want to struggle on the highway.

>why would you want to pay some cunt to tell you basic common sense shit
For a drop in insurance prices

Don't listen to him.
The rider courses give you protips on how to ride in traffic and all sorts of nuanced little things that you can't just "learn" until after you get in an accident.

Also they should let you drop their bikes without issue unless they're dicks and you're getting ripped off so the classes are a great way to learn without worrying about dumping your bike.

Thanks man. I figured it's just the smart thing to do before getting serious about riding. That and the lowered insurance rates.

I started out by just buying a shit bike and riding it around my block a few days before i got comfortable to just ride it where ever i wanted, its fucking easy.
I just barely got my permit from the dmv that dosent even allow me to ride on the freeway but i still blast down them at 100+mph

This, but your plan is slightly limited. I recommend this order of bikes to ensure your safety. You want to take it step by step as to not hurt yourself or others.
>0cc bicycle
>moped
>250cc motorcycle, then
>300cc motorcycle, then
>330cc motorcycle, then
>350cc motorcycle, then
>400cc motorcycle, then
>450cc motorcycle, then
>500cc motorcycle, then
>600cc motorcycle, then
>650cc motorcycle, then
>700cc motorcycle, then
>750cc motorcycle, then
>850cc motorcycle, then
>900cc motorcycle, then
>1000cc motorcycle, then
>1100cc motorcycle, then
>1150cc motorcycle, then
>1300cc motorcycle, then
>1600cc motorcycle
then go back to 250cc, but this time with ABS
then go all the way back up to 1600cc
then go back to 250cc, but this time with ABS & DCT

anyone skipping a step is a suicidal maniac

You forgot the step where on each level you have ride a chain bike, then a belt bike, then a shaft driven bike.

>not making a distinction between 2t and 4t of each applicable displacement too

a-are those wooden walls?

And when can I jump on a 5.7L V8 bike?

you have to have survived SEM, SEM2.0 and SAM. If you missed SEM you're shit out of luck.

>SEM2.0 and SAM
But that's not possible

sure it is

I have no money and no credit how do I get myself on a motorcycle

get money

nah it's just really dirty foam

what is better, a virago 750 or a shadow 750? or virago 1100 or shadow 1100?

save up 800$ and buy a super shitty motorcycle and ride dirty

All motorcycles at any MSF course anywhere ever will have 250cc 4-strokes or less. Expect a mix of Ninja 250's Honda Rebels, 200cc chinese dual sports and maybe a Grom.

>being at two place at the same time

some states offer free MSF courses and they'll provide you a shitbox

I just think a 600 four is a manageable bike for a beginner

Buy used or start building credit by financing other less expensive shit

I already did the MSF course and it was definitely not free in my state.

ok

it really is unless the person has terrible coordination to begin with

>Americans complaining about MSF costs

I'm the cheapest bastard I know but all the bikes I see on craigslist that are cheap are Japanese cruisers (who fucking buys those anyways) and Ninjas or 90's sports bikes that have been dropped a dozen times. I want a bike that can go places my shitbox sedan cannot and is at least moderately quick. But most of all must cost like 2 grand tops.

Should

should shitbike dualsport

And yet everyone always wants to talk about how the assault bikes are harming chilluns

Is there anywhere I can buy ceramic patterned wrap for my brake rotors? I can't afford actual ceramic rotors but like the look.

>is this the hand thing that goes up?

Post tents suitable for SEM

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>ban extended swingarms

das rayciss

I'm watching hitting the apex
this Marquez kid is fucking insane

>federally regulate shorty levers
>you need a faired carry permit
>mufflers rendered illegal or hypertaxed

>mufflers illegal
my ears

>>mufflers rendered illegal

You wouldn't want one of those assault motorcycles to sneak up on your children

So this might be a stupid question but when I go to buy a motorcycle from a dealership, how the hell am I supposed to have the bike insured before I even know what one I am getting? Insurance is required by law here so I don't know how it all works..doesn't that shit take 2-3 days to get approved

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24-48 hours here
No dealership is going to just trow a new bike to you as you please

What country are you in? Here in the UK, you can buy insurance over the phone and they'll email you're documents to you within minutes, you're insured as soon as you've paid.

cool keep us posted for when you die

>mfw using bike silencers

Did you know that using black magic to raise yourself up a bit "fly" will lighten up the suspension. Which will lead you to be able to lean the bike and hold it upright in case of high side or lowside?

Would you ride this?

I haven't read the whole saga, but haven't you crashed twice now? FFS, just give up man, I don't think motorbikes are for you.

yes as long as it runs

The seat instantly made me think of a female pubic mound with chicken legs and I laughed. If I rode that bike I'd laugh so hard I'd fall off.

Your friend needs to look on the bright side, then maybe he can see a clear path to accepting that your bike is a piece of shit.

I'm complaining nobody shows up so class gets canceled.

Get him an eyepatch
And a robotic arm
And convince him he's the long lost leader of an independent army

did you send this through a translator >

STARTING TO TAKE A DUMP

He's 5.

He's gonna be president of the u.s.a.

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>Underageb&
Wat?

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How big is your tank

Also, how often do you refuel, guys?

12l iirc
every every 350 km

every time tank is nearly empty

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Anyone recommend some Cheap/Fast 125 Cc Bikes

Also what to expect on the Cbt test.
N-no trolling guys

prepare for 100 posts about wr

>Also what to expect on the Cbt test.
butt squeezing

wr 125r
not fast but cheap and fun

Can i get the gummy thingies on the bars from the chinese or would it be a mistake? Are they universal?

Looks pretty fucken neat
Did you get the pink thingy?

They overrated?

europa country side is the best