ITT: We post cars that aged horribly

ITT: We post cars that aged horribly.

This car is only from 2005! looks like 90-95 desu.

any american car

haha epic dude

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I dunno, that pretty much exactly fits the early 90s the car comes from. Nobody will look at that and think it's from the 80s when it's that rounded, but nobody's going to think it's from the 2000s either.

anything with popups
nearly every 80s car
most 70s cars
most 90s and 2000s american cars

I like it though

Anything with digital gauges

good bait

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I remember seeing the nearly finished production version of one of these at a car show in 03 or 04 and thought it was the coolest looking car ever made. Now I can't stand them.

that acura vigor in the background looks better.

Too many edges

When Toyota started losing it

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IF the grill wasnt so 90s looking it would be better

>talking smack about the CLK GTR
I will cut you in so many places people won't think you were born but etched into this world.

It literally looks like a bad stance/rice shoop b8 made by Veeky Forums

Too bad the only one ever sold for the street was lemon lawed. Utterly tragic piece of shit.

>this 90s racing car looks like a 90s racing car
-u

Dem Porsche 993s looked old right out of the stealership

Yeah, they almost look like the design is based off a car that was made in 1963 or something

yes i'm mad

Fuck off.

Looks like a 70s Porsche riced out with literal beetle style headlights

>Pay $60K in 1993
>Your car looks 30 years old
>It's fucking aircooled ffs

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>is even called an oldsmobile
kek

Seriously what the fuck were they thinking naming it "oldsmobile"? Who the fuck would buy a new car that has old right in the fuckin name

Oldsmobile was founded in the late 1800s, I don't think current standards of brand naming apply

That's the joke you fucking retard.

dont even know why I am replying to this but as far as 90s sports cars go the RX7 is one of the most timeless.

with non popups it looks like it could be from a few years ago.

You're shit at sarcasm then

it wasn't a good joke.

Retarded boomers who never shut the fuck up about their age, living in the past, insist that it has to be old to be good. How do you sell these turds a new car, have old in the name. Soon you'll see a car for sale called a Kidsthesedays or some alteration like kidtheezday or kiztheythay because it's all old people ever fucking talk about.

oooorr people who wanted a decent car.

I think the Oldsmobile Cutlass (or some other model of Oldsmobile) at one point was the best selling car in the United States. in order for boomers to be any part of the majority in that, a large amount of America would have to be comprised of people in their 50s and 60s. (Actually, i think Japan has more "boomers" than the US given the low birthrate and high amount of oldies)

The Cutlass was.
>reliable
>cheap to buy
>cheap to insure
>comfy as fuck

Seems like an attractive offer to anyone looking for a car. (just my $0.02)

t. millennial

I've always hated those things. If they were RWD V8s it would have been a different story.

>Thumbnail "It's ugly but it's just meant to be a dull econobox"
>"Jesus it's a coupe"

This, the car looks Hella better than the 90s version, and it's still nice to drive today

You're bad at this

> any american car
For just about anything made 1990-2005, yeah.

Anyone else think this bright ass color red on a muscle/sports car looks like total dogshit?

This, and Ford Echos. Jesus Christ.

>When Toyota started losing it

meh not really, Its like a newer version of a paseo or tercel. I never got why toyota made both those cars when they pretty much the same thing

Ha, jokes on you! It looked terrible when it came out too!

Agreed. Muscle cars deserve a darker cherry red, or black.

Only the dead can know peace from this evil

UNNATURAL

I guarantee you there is a pack of Newports in the center console.

The guy who founded Oldsmobile was named "Ransom E. Olds" so it doesn't even do anything with the age of the brand

wrong

Worst one I can think of. Also thought it looked great on release and wanted one but now it looks like an outdated pigfat brick. The terminator generation somehow looks more modern and the newest mustang is amazingly better and sleeker looking.

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FUCK YOU THE LAST GEN 88 WAS COMFY

Jesus christ that blew my sides into orbit. Thanks user.

that's not a bad thing
>time is a wheel

its just like any other sedan
slightly ruffled front and all look alike from the a pillar back

>mfw I drive this exact car every day
>like the only person with a "competition yellow" monte carlo in like the entire city
>walk in any grocery store and everyone fucking seems to knows me
>people call my car the "bananamobile," "land yacht"

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When they were selling sports oldsmobiles, they marketed them as "youngmobiles".

Not even joking.

I like it, but it looks like its from the 70s/80s senpai

Let's see if I am any better at this

Ford Five Hundred. Looked 10 years old when it was brand new

My mother used to drive one of those. My god, it was a flaming pile of shit that legitimately couldn't corner properly.

makes me think of an updated Scorpio (which came out in '94)

Number 2: Chevy Cobalt, another car that looked a decade old when ti was still new

And ford has such high hopes for the 500 too...

Obvious pick, Chevy HHR, a car that never had any hope of aging well

Another obvious pick: PT Cruiser

Again, a car that never had any hope of aging well at all

whoops forgot picture

Getting back to Chevy, the SSR, for looking like a real life Hot Wheels car, but somehow not in a good way

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>drive victory red Pontiac trans am

no i think you're a faggot

Wasn't the point of these cars to have a retro throwback look?

IMO i agrees with you and they were all piece of dog shit vehicles. Only good thing about any of them was the 2.4l turbo engine in the pt cruiser.

It was, but I don't think they ever even did that. I always thought all 3 looked awkward as fuck. They're simultaneously not enough retro and not modern enough at the same time

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Some things stayed exactly the fucking same

The only good thing from that era when Ferd decided to make everything a curve was the Zx2. Everything else failed.

Sor some reason picked as the car for Michael scott

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So......brand new cars haven't aged well?

>symphony of ovals

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Looks great. 993 is a modern classic.

it really is comfy as fuck. way down the road i plan to make a sleeper/grocery getter out of an LSS. maybe turbo or maybe just smaller pulley and shit.

people know the engine was in regals and grand prix's and shit, noone would expect this thing to smoke em like that.

>aged horribly
Apparently not if I get compliments on it constantly and people asking to buy it

sorry about the bug shit on the front tho

I'm nostalgic for the station wagon version

Gallardo still looks great

I really hate to admit that audi kept some style in it given the under pinnings
and the aftermarket twin turbo versions make it a bit more exciting

it works because he's the ultimate dumbass

This. Any mercedes with those stupid round headlights look utter dogshit, meaning anything built from late 90s to i dont know 2010 i guess. W210 is the worst though, its a gypsy wagon.

this. they just can't into design.

top pleb

Agreed.

>tfw don't mind if a car looks old and dated as long as it is aesthetic

The front of the car is hideous, as it it were never designed at all.

Its just another ugly merc

The Gallardo still looks good in my opinion. Way better than the Huracan.

If you are getting offers on it now you should sell it while people are still asking.

Did Ford not give you any of the decent Escorts in the States?

dump the bitch, make the switch
no not really