My buddy just bought this miata and I need a good nickname for it

My buddy just bought this miata and I need a good nickname for it.

Jizzmobile

The Meme-ata

The Nigger Whacker

You could start with clever hair salon names since that's where he's commuting to and from, right?

Curl up and Dye
Hair to Please
Kuts 'N' Kurls
Cut and Caboodle
Hair to Please You
La Coiffure Salon
Dale's Nails
Hair to Stay
La Petite Salon
Dye Hard
Hair Today
Le Mys Nails
First Lady Nails
Hair We Are
Le Nail Salon

I like Dye Hard

The please don't touch me after seeing how you painted your truck

Gay

Mumato

fucking faggot

asshat couldn't be fucking bothered to tape off the tail light before spraying it with fucking Home Depot spray paint. I have the feeling the same level of detail and appreciation will be paid to this vehicle. Shame, because it's another nice looking miata that will be dead in a few years at the hand of this goof.

fagmobile

I call mine Hakuna

Bruce

Gay Sex Shoppe

How about
"I don't know how to load a fucking trailer"

where'stheturbo?

I see nothing wrong with how he loaded that car on it. The uhual trailers are ment to have the tires sit between the bar on the floor and the stopper towards the hitch. how else would you do this?

Dude he very clearly forgot to put up the handbrake

Mistake

Good if original.

Shitbox McFuckinstuffs

I'm more than slightly annoyed at your inability to properly load a trailer

It's not the way he loaded it, dumb fuck doesn't have a drop hitch. Actually looks like he's bumper pulling

Tandem trailers should ALWAYS be as level as possible

The fucking driveway is slanted you mongoloids

Veeky Forums you fucking suck sometimes this whole thread and no one posted

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The Dong Slayer

Vapy McScrapy

mx5

because only faggots say miata

I'd call it "OpenDiffNinety-EightCubicInchSemenDemon."

Or "Ryuk." Yeah, probably just "Ryuk."

kill yourself

>Kill yourself
Thats a good name

CUTEBOYS for the liscense plate, do it faggot.

Fag magnet

Shitbox

boipucci