ITT: Veeky Forums characters you identify with

Nigga, we ain't talking about Wings

This

Jerry had shitty mechanics, dude said he almost sucked a muffin down the carburetor, in a mid 90s Saab 900S.

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my car is a piece of junk but it's a part of me and i transport lots of stuff

>and with the ladies you always "shoot" first

wasn't the millennium falcon more of a sleeper than a piece of junk?

It can the kessell run in less than 12 parsecs

a parsec is measurement for length, han just smoked too much of his cargo

Wrong, a parsec is a measurement of time
>this did the Vessel Run in 12 parsecs

*Kessel

the ship is fast, but its the navigational computer upgrade that made it possible to fly a shorter/more dangerous route instead of the longer safer route.

yes a parsec is a measurement of distance.

he did it in a shorter more efficient distance.

aka, its a fast hunk of shit with a good navigation system.

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DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN

I like my muscle and my guns.

>Wings was fucking tits man, I miss that show

Victor when driving, JJ when riding shotgun

Jaws when it comes to driving and antics
Jackie when it comes to spaghetti with grilles

Takumi because the girl I like takes money to date older men.

Fat people were a rare commodity in the 70's,they actually had value,but could safely be made fun of.

originally the line was written as han blatantly bullshitting what he thinks are two backwater hillbillies, leave it to the eu to come up with some convoluted explanation

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You are retarded. Look up what a parsec is
Han is just retarded.

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I always drive either the limit or slightly above and almost never slow down for turns, do know not to bully people on the road though
I obey the law (except on the road) to an autistic degree
I live in Germoney
I'm second generation kebab
(I have a bitchin' beard)

No crashes though
Yet

Nah it's not time man, Lucas fucked up when he wrote it.

The Driver

Jokes aside, Drive is what got me interested in driving before I had my license. I fell in love with driving before I fell in love with cars.

Thank you for the only non-autistic reply

Wait, you fell in love with the act of driving before falling in love with cars? That's fucked

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This desu

>tfw KAR 120C

it's more common than you think
for me it was GTA: SA
it was just comfy driving from city to city, through the country side and through the desert

Well I'm too old for that to be my reason, when I was a kid the only driving games I played were RC Pro Am, Pole Position, Spy Hunter and Rad Racer, cars themselves were what got me into driving, specifically pic related

Was he gay?

I didn't really car about the specifics of cars as long as they felt, looked, and sounded good. I'm still a little bit like that. As long as it has four wheels and an engine you can have fun with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=9QK8g_NAUSo

>tfw the Bullet in GTA:SA is what got me into cars about three years ago
>tfw Ford GT will never be cheap enough to own

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>tfw we will never get all three cities in GTA V

>Not posting Pauly's driving test
youtu.be/IcgF_guMgLw

Ya fuckin Zub

To be honest I am either ituski or takumi..

When I was a child I pretty much was vacant and spaced out like Takumi but as a teenager I was more like itsuki..

SICK MATE, SICK

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