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FUCK YEAH NEW FUCKING HERO
AND MOTHERFUCKING SKELETON KING TOO
BEST TI
BEST TI

will we get a sticky cumshot on our thread tomorrow doturds?

ANOTHER HOLOGRAM HERO

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uhh

reddit thread, someone make a new one.
Anyone who isn't reddit already knew sun wukong was a hero.

REminder that the fag who posted that tweet is some peenoise that is currently following this retarded thirdie

Reminder that worst case scenario, its the guy himself or a friend of his shilling his e persona

Good job d2thirdies

BONE MONARCH TOMORROW

LEORIC THE SKELETON KING
Q. ACQUIRE CALCIUM
rips the bones out of a dead or living being, 1/2/3/4 at a time, dealing damage per bone taken, every hero only has ten bones, if they lose all their bones they suffer calcium deficiency and lose attack speed and movespeed
W. SPOOK SQUAD
uses bones collected to assemble mini-leorics to serve the only king that matters
E. THROW BONE
throws a sack of bones at a target depleting your calcium supplies and dealing a retarded amount of single target damage
R. ASSEMBLE
combines gathered calcium into one super skeleton, boosting your health, damage, attack speed, and overall stats based on how many bones you've collected

d2g knew about it 2 years ago, the hero concept comes form dota 1

>Monkey King

exhentai.org/g/517385/0945e3cea3/

WAI WAI HOL UP

U BE SAYIN

*RATTLES*

WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIET?

Ok so Pit Lord is Str
Wukong is clearly illuision Agi shit
What will the Int hero be?

I would allow this bushy eyebrowed girl to violate my anus ngl

never ;_;

id follow her too, whats her twatter

WAIT WITH ALL THIS HAPPENING WE COMPLETE FORGOT ABOUT AUI

user, that's a panda...

>tfw had to pick moo or have a empty slot

>tfw d2g is infested with thirdies

dota2.com/thebetaisover/
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why is wraith king never picked? too kitable?

...

wew lad hadn't seen this particular one before
is there some kind of album

panda king is coming out tomorrow idiot

who?

nice read senpai, thank you

made me chuckle, upboated

GoodSheever is too pure for this thread.

alright, so, it's
>line nuke
>jump and invis
>knockback
>GoodTinkerMarch

i'll make you wet dotuuurd :3

Should i go full dc/eg or both?

How OP is the monkey king

APOLOGIZE. NOW.

DONT MAKE ME FUCK YOU

DC or EG doturds?

That's a weird looking final day user...

Anyone mind giving a tldr of what that leaked chatlog is about? I'm having a bit of a hard time following the conversation.

podchan waiting for jimmy so cute

Too mana burnable
Diffusal+manta void, EMP invoker and necro BM is popular right now

>doubting our european overlords

Wyk is one of Icefrog's beta testers.

>ReEdit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

how tall is jimmy

do you think Valve consulted Kelly before releasing Wukong?

FCUK OFF

They hired her to do the motion capture

Kelly is officially ingrained forever into Dota 2 what a world

Do you guys think this is a joke or more than a joke?

She is the Monkey Queen after all.

So is the puppey theeban leak real or not?

Boner Butcher
Calcium Consulate
Ossified Oligarch
Porous Primarch

even if he's an arcana for WK if anything relating to him is revealed tomorrow I'm gonna fucking cry, he was the first hero I ever played and I miss him so much

>no roll the bones
it's SHIT

It's real.

Why can I only play the same four heroes. Dazzle, Lich, Elder Titan and Lion

Thats the only heroes I really like. Everything else either can't support well or plays like ass.

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/95/Wraith_rare_06.mp3

It's real, it even mentions his autistic TB maining

>abomination from hell hero
>monkey king hero
>__________ hero

... Jesus fucking christ, wyrkrym isn't a valve employee, he looks through the files, he hasn't found anything, it wasn't foreshadowing, he was referring to the fact that "Monkey KING" was released, and used an old meme.

>Greatest Dota 2 player that ever was, or will be
>The next President of the Republic of Estonia
>bought a 40k $ engagement
>will write a book that will also be adapted into a blockbuster movie and tons of merchandise
>"doesn't speak to people, people speak to me"

Say it

>ripping off league again
seriously valve?

...

I'm placing you under citizen's arrest for interfering with memeing

insider here, there is a third hero coming, not revealing anything else, have fun /d2g/

CLEMEEEEEEEENT

Holy FUCK! Harambe the Monkey King is real?

DELUSIONAL
BIG
FAGGOT

how new.

So you kicked your two best players

What's the next step of your master plan?

>support main
>doesn't play Our Lord And Saviour, He Of A Thousand Dunks, Slam Jammin' Master, Earthshaker

You're a faggot, that's why you suck ass at everything else.

So how far gone is everyone in here?

Anyone over 10,000 yet?

twitter.com/team_empire/status/764247368921473024
>the CIS scene is so garbage Resolut1on had to leave in order to have a chance at winning TI

(Q) The Magic Cudgel - Sun Wukong's Magic Cudgel grows in length, and he slams it down, damaging all enemies in front of him. Creeps take an extra +25% damage.

(W) Master's Will - Sun Wukong strikes around him, damaging and slowing all enemies.

(E) 72 Transformations - Sun Wukong transforms into either an Eagle, Tiger, or Ox, and charges forward.

Eagle: Is the fastest of the three forms. Immune to Slow and Root effects.

Tiger: Mauls the first enemy runs into, stunning and causing damage.

Ox: Knocks aside all enemies in his path and causes damage. Immune to Slow, Root, and Disable effects.

(R) Somersault Cloud - Sun Wukong leaps onto his cloud, leaving a decoy behind to fight. While on the cloud Sun Wukong is invisible, and regenerates health. He may leap off before the duration expires, dealing damage. The decoy inherits a percentage of Sun Wukong's current strength and defense. The decoy is killed instantly if hit by a stun or other disable. If the decoy dies, Sun Wukong is revealed on his cloud.

so now that we have Pitlord and Monkey King, is Kel Snippety next?

>... Jesus fucking christ, wyrkrym isn't a valve employee
He's an inner beta tester, there's a reason why he posts shit the INSTANT it's announced

Take my (You). This bait is of the finest quality, and I can't miss it. Take it, you truthfully deserve it. You have EARNT it. This (You) is YOURS, user, because YOU have created bait of the HIGHEST quality. And for that, I salute you.

do you think monkey king hero will have truestrike?

IS IT GAMBLER?
IS IT KELSNIPPITY?

Crashing this country.....WITH NO SURVIVORS

those better not be meme guides user

fuck off jark

CRASHING THIS TEAM
WITH NO SURVIVORS

W33ha Top 3 TI6

more people should desu
i dont know why they keep on banding together when there's only a handful of good players

>151571170
I'm so hyped and happy I'll actually let you have this (you) kid

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4xg4q6/subtle_meme_in_ww_skill_demo_the_have_ww_curse/

At least valve remembered

>pupper will get an Oscar before a second TI
LAMO

tfw no "It Just Works™" King hero

HOLY SHIT MAVERICK IS BACK!

CURSE YOU ICEFRAUD FOR BRINGING THE OLD CREW BACK FROM RETIREMENT!

I didn't say shit about wyrkrym, I just want my boy back