Why isn't anyone talking about this train wreck, about to unfold?

Judging by the synopsis of Episode 2 on the BBC website, the reasonably priced car has been replaced by a Rallycross car

Bong here,

ratfaces are considered attractive on this side of the pond

We did talk about it. Months ago. We decided it's shit.

Because only butthurt Clarkson fans will bitch about it before it even comes out. I can be any worse than Top Gear US and I trust Joey to be a good host.

Clarkson and the gang's antics are what made the show.

I can only imagine what kind of bullshit the new diversity-friendly, politically-correct Top Gear is going to be like.

Has the first one aired already or something?

Its on in an hour and twenty minutes.

If we all watch it, then it won't be a trainwreck. Pirate it a day later and your view wont count towards supporting this atrocity.

Inbreds, inbreds everywhere.
All that race mixing is good for UK, only acceptable girls I seen there were mixed

>star in a rallycross car
Doesn't really have the same feel about it.

Nevertheless, I'm hoping it's not an abomination.

They keep saying they're making it their own and shit but this just feels like them trying to emulate their predecessors.

>tfw cant tell the difference between new and told top gear
meh

The first show will inevitably get good viewership, how many it retains next week is what's important.

BBC 2 is on and ready to go. I'll be watching to find out if there's any chemistry to it. I doubt that, though

express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/672784/Top-Gear-Audience-WALK-OUT-first-episode-filming-Chris-Evans-Matt-LeBlanc

my body is ready

Because we still want it to succeed. Just because some schadenfreude-type people want to see a nice house burn down doesn't mean the rest of us begrudge the people living there for having a nice house.

>NO STREAM

oh god this is embarrassing already

Holy shit one minute in and Evans is already a faggot.

He's trying to talk like Clarkson

>I.. GET CHASED XD XD

streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-kingdom/bbc-2-live-stream

lazy cunt

lol.. epic meme xd

>first thing is a bunch of Pakis on an astra

>chris gayvans
what do bmws and chris evans have in common? they're FULL OF DICKS HAHAHAHAHAH

Glad it wasn't just me that cringed

I think the BMW meme rings truer for Audi drivers now honestly.

Evans is trying SO HARD on these voice-over segments.

For a radio presenter Evens can't do voice over for shit.

Clearly a piss take, I doubt episode two will have an intro like that.

I honestly dont see it, he's doing a good job talking about the viper

yeah but I had already wrote BMW by the time I remembered that

(also Top Gear said that all BMW dicks went to Audi)

...

Listen to his delivery of the lines.

They're forced as hell.

>race car suspension
Someone told me it was too technical...

It was terribly forced and should've been done.

They are literally opening with their worst host which now means the rest of the potentially decent people won't even get a chance. A shame

Why couldn't he have just done a good old fashioned test instead of this stupid lock on bullshit, this isn't informative or interesting whatsoever.

they sound the same
It's just talking technical of cars, both people sound the same. I have complaints, but pretending this is wildly different is just looking for things to be mad at.

Sabine looks ancient.

"Who wants to meet the first top gear presenter from outside the UK?!!!!"

>Local curry niggers

Yes, my culture will be enriched!

Very forced. All of it

GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SEGMENT

Delivery is just as important here as content.

Because the Top Gear you want died about 12 years ago.

I hate Chris Evans so much

DAILY REMINDER

independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/top-gear-unimpressed-audience-members-walk-out-on-chris-evans-before-filming-finishes-a7042081.html

>Chris Evans’s newly revamped Top Gear began filming on Thursday, with dozens of audience members reportedly leaving the studio before the show had finished filming.

>The host told the reasonably sized audience they would be 'on their way by 4pm', yet filming continued at Dunsfold Aerodrome until the early hours of the evening.

>A source told The Independent that from 4pm onwards people began to filter out of the studio, Evans and co-host Matt LeBlanc attempting to entertain the 'unimpressed' audience.

This is even more obviously set up than the previous series.

german wifu doing her thing

>they sound the same
You really have no clue about delivery, do you.

island, hence a small gene pool

VETTE CANT TURN

segment's going on too long desu

Following the script painfully. I hate gimmicky shit like this laser gun bull.

Sounds like a kids TVs presenter

Fake and gay

what the fuck kek

WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FLY SAFE MY FRIEND *tips spoiler*

>implying Top Gun is in any way still culturally relevant

>chicken huehue

I got 2 minutes of Evans in before I just quit and went back to the Indy 500.

It was like if your uncool school friend got into a really cool job and tried to talk about it but you were used to a grumpy git do the job effortlessly before he got there.

All the fun has gone but the words are the same.

>relying on cheap references instead of entertaining content

>le Stig

uuuggghhhh

Lab lunks bantz are off the hook

anyone who watches this show is a traitor.

>Evans narrating the hot lap instead of Clarkson
it feels so dirty

It's only out of curiosity. None of us will be watching next week's.

This is so bad. It's like they have a light up box when to laugh or clap

The ratings change is going to be meteoric

>they redid the lap time wall
FUCKING DISGUSTING

>RELIANT ROBIN COPY CAT EPISODE
>RELIANT ROBIN COPY CAT EPISODE

Coulthard should have taken the job when offered it, evans is a cunt.

Wut?

>no scene of them doing doughnuts in London because people got offended about them doing it near the cenotaph

The times were in Evans's handwriting and not Clarkson's.

Christ Evans is such a cunt.

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

Imagine how different this thread would be if people like Edd China, Guy Martin and Rowan Atkinson were hired

what have they done

why did they not just have the balls to fork a new format and not dilute the chemistry of the previous three built up over a decade in an attempt to create it within a year of filming

just why

Now that is just TOO MUCH

They don't have the luxury of time this time around. They have to make it popular right away or they can't keep funding it.

So...nothing's happening.

This is worse than topgear usa...

The should have just called this 6th gear.

And they thought that this approach was the best idea? For shame

They've managed to botch the "cheap car road trip" segment as well.

Fucking Christ.

>English please

But to answer your question, millennia of island inbreeding.

More like 1st gear

Because despite trying hard to catch up, they're stuck at low speeds

you know
there's a reason they had more than two people on the cheap car road trip
there's a reason that when one of them got towed they just skipped him

So killing it altogether is better?

>literally 6 presenters
>main presenter is easily the most hate-able person I've seen on tv in awhile
>Leblanc sounds bored
>Sabine will be reduced to bit parts
>recycling old jokes without shame
it's just bad