>mom calls me and ask for a ride to her friends in two hours >tell her "There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?" >she sighs and says yes >I say "Good. And you won't be able to reach me on this phone again" >spend the next hour and a half studying my route >arrive at her house, park down the street and scope the place out >pull up in front of her house and honk twice >she come out and gets in >we pull up in front of her friend's house >put my watch on the steering wheel and tell her five minutes >she rolls her eyes and gets out >tick of the clock is playing on repeat and my police scanner is on >see my mom saying her goodbye through the screen door but her five minutes are up >speed back to my house >time to lay low for a few days >mom calls my phone over and over >I don't answer >I am the driver
William Foster
man one time i got in car
>press gas >i move >car
ahahahahahah man !!!
Ryder Phillips
Is this movie the Veeky Forums equivalent of /g/'s Hackers starring Angelina Jolie and the dude from Trainspotting?
Oliver Lopez
REAL HUMAN BEAN
Henry Price
Nah, this one's pretty good
Justin Phillips
its fucking cancer don't watch it mang
Julian Taylor
pretty much, yeah
John Lopez
...
Julian Thomas
AND A REAL HERO
Ayden Roberts
7.6/10 OP made me chuckle
Angel Bennett
This was a shit thread the last time you posted it, dickweed.
Thomas Lee
>be me >home alone >order 3 large pizzas for myself >eventually guy gets here >"Okay pizza's here party can start!" >I open the door >make eye contact >he stops smiling >pay for it and close door >look out window >hes walking back to his miata with his phone in his hand >the miata has osg stickers >hes probably making fun of my and my car right now on Veeky Forums pic is what I drive
Nicholas Cooper
I'd rather ride a bicycle than that. Why do americans always buy these shitty fwd japmobiles that look like you work at mcdonald's.
Jose Rogers
>why americans buy dis hnghnghng look at me im so foriegn weh weh weh lack of choice
Jeremiah Sanchez
I FUCKING DRIVE
Connor Roberts
>shitting on prelude
Nicholas Ramirez
That's because you do ride a bicycle or a diesel vw or a vauxhall you fucking closet poorfag.
I smiled at a miata driver walking from my sc400 and he scowled and spat on the ground. Miata drivers have damaged egos or something.
Angel Scott
I'll take shit that never happened for 500
Elijah Diaz
miata is the worst community ever they're all such assholes why? well it makes sense if you look at the car they bought in their small price range >miata >its RWD >its light >this is really just the best! >the only other car I have ever driven is my mom's sedan/suv but holy shit this is the best handling car ever!!!! >the internet told me this car was amazing! >haha fwd losers in honda!
Charles Nelson
It did happen like two weeks ago you sperglord, he works at the same place as me no less.
Landon Robinson
>buy a cheap light fun car >laugh at people who bought more expensive heavier, less fun cars what's wrong with that
Dylan Hernandez
> my car has v8 > dohc 32 valve > double wishbone suspension > close gearing
He wasn't laughing. He was failing at controlling his jealousy
Angel Walker
>fun why do you people always argue this? like its some objective thing, or that you can only have fun in a miata? miata owners are just so obnoxious, with their MIATA shit and forcing themselves into every conversation to spam bullshit
Dominic Lee
There are much better cars for the same price, but they buy Miatas because it's RWD, despite them not knowing anything about cars and their handling.
Jayden Ramirez
the guy that triggered you lunatics in this thread probably doesn't even drive a miata
rather than miata owners being actual assholes I think you faggots are just bitter and angry your car isn't the meme machine the miata is
Caleb Bennett
I tried to be nice to a miata driver and he was acting like an asshole. You are denying something that happened to me two weeks ago.
You miata fags are psychotic!
Angel Phillips
>Spergs out over Miatas >Cries incessantly about them >NO YOU'RE OBNOXIOUS AND FORCING IT INTO EVERY CONVERSATION
Easton Robinson
> miata driver acts like sperg in real fucking life > mention it once on here >"OMG THAT NEVER HAPPENED REEEEEE"
Jonathan Mitchell
calm your fucking tits dude, I didn't even quote your blog post about your encounter with a random miata driver
Leo Gray
most na/nb miata drivers are just complete douchebags, they're the proto toyobaru owner
Aaron Jackson
Yeah, and I once met an ex nazi who wasn't an asshole. Personal experience doesn't count for shit mate.
Jaxson Reyes
i mean , i'd believe it this demonization of nazis was always weird to me
Gavin Jones
Many nazis outside of the more extreme shit like the ss were just regular people who loved their country, or were drafted into service.
William Lewis
haha!
that sounds like car!
moop moop!
Carter Evans
yeah vroom vroom man !!!
anoter time
>press brake ?>stop >car stop >still car
oMG i can BELIVE
Austin Cruz
awoo
Hunter Moore
...
Robert Howard
nice lewd mang
10/10
Jacob Price
probably not him, but i always use my phone after deliveries to set the GPS route.
it's a pain in the ass but i'd rather use it then get lost
Jonathan Morgan
It's a lot or autism and betaness with not much driving, so it's exactly like Veeky Forums
Anthony White
It's not a car movie
Carson Hughes
And Veeky Forums isn't a car board
Eli Bennett
pottery
Logan Ortiz
How do you like your car? Do you think it would be more worth getting the SC300 for the 2JZ?