Zenyatta nerf edition
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QTmaker!
Is 800/8 too fast?
>people who judge others at the drop of a hat but never judge themselves
Does it feel comfortable?
>"Guys why are you letting me die I'm the healer protect me!"
>"Where is all the damage I just got killed by a genji/winston!"
>"Why would you want a lucio? I can heal faster than him and boost your damage!"
>the two people who can reliably deal with Pharah don't deal with Pharah
>implying I need to judge myself to judge those fuckheads
Best girl
>tfw your nuts will never slap against tracer's ass as you pound her
Alright so
>Hanzo
>New aura
Now forces ALL characters to be slowed by 50% when they shoot or aim.
Now forces gravity to pull projectiles to the ground.
Hitscan weapons become 50 m/s projectiles.
I don't really find this very entertaining just knowing it's staged.
>Use ult to take out a lone healer
>He calls me this
What did he mean by this
>a.pomf.cat
These are the same shitters that cry on forums about how broken Mei is, which is why Blizzard is so afraid to buff her, just like Bastion she will always shit on shitters.
Agreed
Dont mind me. Just posting some high quality smut.
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>lets make hanzo more annoying
Putting snipers in this game at all was a mistake.
pharah
Yes but so was 1000/15 before I got used to this.
Wrong
*boy
when ya junkrat game on point
what's it like living with a mental illness?
reckon you'll kill yourself before 40?
too depressed to play, what do I do?
do a pushup
Fareeha Amari
>bronze medals
niqqa
yes i get it ur posting about the healing done
>Use gravaton surge to pull in only a zen and soldier
>"really?" from zen
Best feeling in the world
Yes. Remove McCree.
1/10
>Mute teammates
>Pick whichever character I think will be fun, with no consideration for team composition, enemy team, or tiers
>Regularly run off and rambo instead of playing with team
>My aim is dogshit
I hover around the low 50s.
How are 30s/40s a thing? I genuinely cannot imagine how somebody could be worse at this game than I am.
yes
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>bragging on bronze medals
>10 deaths
>19% weapon accuracy
>average riptire kills: .04
2/10, got me to respond.
ok done
They sure did a good job making soldier players appear like they have genuine autism or brain damage, I don't even know why
>accuracy
to be fair if you're not spamming as spunkrat you're doing it wrong
Pharah is my favorite champion just based on gameplay
Unfortunately she's brown so I never play her
Play Project Diva.
I want Roadhog to murder me!
watch some pro player aka cheater play the game for you.
>he doesn't know
Kek
Best boy (female)
avoid player needs to come back
OH ITS YOU.
I see you in like 1/5 games
i have 3 friends in the 40's. i was 58 and i kept comping with them and they drug me down to 48. level average dont mean SHIT.
Hanzo isn't a sniper. He can't hit anyone far off without someone sitting still or luck.
He's only a bit longer range than 76.
Just a stupid character with how it's:
>Slowed like DVA while charging, shooting. Making him the least mobile character in the game
>Lowest dps weapon in the game, arrows are worthless partially or not charged
>1.6 seconds to max charge
>Arrows are slower than mei's icicles, huge amounts of drop.
>Strictest projectile in the game, you can literally have arrows dissapear if you hit on the outer edge of a model.
i.e. get a reaper to port in front of you. Shoot the top of his head. The arrow is now gone, now let him kill you. Watch the kill cam from his 3rd person pov as the arrow hits him, he recoils, and he doesn't lose life and the arrow disappears. The only arrow that ignores this is sonar arrow.
Blizzard's inability to tell shitters to suck it up and git gud makes me not repsect the company sometimes.
Then again i come from fighters where before 09 that was the default mentality.
what is even going on with the ages in that picture
>Anime man is also a racist cuck
Fucking Veeky Forums i swear filled with piece of shit like you
>games on the line koth
>better switch to hanzo or widowmaker
>he doesn't know
>no other players on either team
>edges cropped out so you can't see that nothing is happening in the killfeed
yep this isn't set up in a custom game for sure
Fuck off Hanzo main, no one's buying it.
Roadhog, McCree and Reinhardt are the most well designed characters in the game, prove me wrong
>you cant
Goddammit that's the new /owg/ meme isn't it.
Daily dose of vagina hanzo.
why is Mercy a little girl even though she's 37?
why is tracer wearing glasses whne being a pilot means she must have perfect vision?
and why is Pharah not giving out Justice?
listen, I'm not racist. I just don't like brown people. Never have, never will.
>Super serious
>no fun allowed
Jesus christ I bet you take quickplay serious too.
>in some koth game for QP
>team has no tank
>playtime for winston is "under 1 minute", only ever used him to read his abilities
>got a voice line and victory pose for him last chest, might as well give him a try
>sit on mercy and genji with my lightning gun, they die so quickly
>they can't even run away because I can leap after them and keep prodding them
>get ult, kick 3 people off the edge, all the while voicing "how embarassing"
>run down the rest and make my way back to the point
>my ult is up again already
>do it again
>get potg for my first triple knock off
holy shit, what the fuck is this hero and how have I not discovered him before?
>mfw i actually do that and clutch out wins as widowmaker
to be fair i only do it on certain maps
>pedoshit
>discord shitter getting images from their shitty discord
lol
It's probably skirmish.
What's with Blizzard making tanks one shot shit?
has Blizzard announced soemthing I don't know about?
DONT USE GEHRMAN FOR YOUR STUPID CUNT REACTIONS
It's fact. You can wiki it.
I'm 72-68
I picked hanzo because everyone says hes shit and I've played the fuck out of him this past week. He's the most shit character in the game.
>not instantly believing everything you see on the internet is "no fun allowed"
ok
>Does McCree have good aim?
>Yes
>You are dead
>No
>He is useless
If they weren't dangerous you wouldn't try to kill them. Ir's literally threat mechanics in a shooter.
>KOTH
>QP
It only gets worse from here. You'll learn that any enemy getting healed is invincible to you. You'll learn just how garbage 600 health is for that shield. You'll learn just how bad his ultimate is.
Fun class though absolutely.
I suppose I should at least try competitive
>placement puts me at 51
That's not totally awful I suppose.
>win, go up a rank
Maybe there is hope.
>lose, go down a rank
>lose, go down a rank
>lose, go down a rank
Or not.
>first summer loot that isnt a player icon
>its a voice line
>for symmetra
>I'm not racist. I just don't like brown people.
rate my top 5 played and least played
>HE ACTUALLY DOESN'T KNOW
gf is buying me Overwatch on ps4 as an anniversary gift
I played mainly Best Girl (Tracer), Spunkrat, Highwaypig, MC Hammer and Angel healslut in the beta
Are these still viable options if they ever were?
no
user that comment wasn't meant for you, and you know it. However stop being mad at video games.
>get to rank 60
>suddenly cant play mei anymore because the enemies are better
Oh man this is too much.
I figured he wasn't really that great since I pretty much never see him played, but he seems like good times if he can do his thing.
Just having someone to torture a genji/mercy/lucio and run him down was so satisfying, for a shitter who can't aim.
>game showers me in tracer and zarya cosmetics and legendaries
>I FUCKING HATE THEM
Boy I sure am glad I got all the summer cosmetics for my least played characters instead of my favorites. If only I could buy them.
>gf
no
>ps4
NO
>anniversary
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ABORT
ABORT
SHES ONLY BUYING IT BECAUSE SHE FUCKED YOUR BEST FRIEND LAST NIGHT
any recommendations on where to go without all the cartoon and 'waifu' posting?
>this grind for loot boxes to get a bunch of dupes
Aesthetically I mean
So what does Zen shoot anyway?
I don't particularly want any golden weapon. Should I buy Reaper's shotguns to piss people off even more?
>Do nothing but push a cart as Rien all game
>Gold objective time, nothing else
>Gain a whole rank
>Carry shitters to victory as edgelord and win by the skin of my teeth
>Gold everything
>MVP
>1/5 of a rank gain
>lonely cuck projecting
>skintight jumpsuit
I can't give any advice to console players, your version of the game is different than mine.
...
Your point?
get your queer pedoshit out of here
Rank 60 or 70 isn't any better. It's all a bunch of rank 50s with an inflated rank because they abuse the underdog system
just dont have an opinion and you'll be fine.
I don't really play Genji, actually.