Metal Gear and Konami General - /mgg/

With a serval, that's what Venom would do, shoot her through the middle with a serval so that it would go all the way through.

Never happened

You're gonna bump it anyway

I'm gonna replay Phantom Pain but wanna have some self imposed challenges.

Aside from no non lethal weapons what would you guys recommend.

Only use D-Horse.

No Reflex mode obviously

Oh yeah forgot to mention I'm not using any support either

Break Quiet's heart and leave her for dead

Venom already did that

this

and Venom disdains and loathes Quiet more than anyone can be hated.

Venom had support, such as getting Kaz to call in the sandstorm

Naked camo only.
No fultons outside of situations where you're forced to use them, like Cursed Legacy. Only helicopter extractions.

So I've been talking to Kojima for quite a while, and learned a pretty crucial piece on MGSV: The Phantom Pain. Can anyone take a guess on what he told me directly from his mouth that is canon?

This job... The clients are KGB contacts from my Colombia days... don't worry, they had nothing to do with Zadornov. They lost a lot of comrades to the "eye" and the "finger." The NVA lost high-ranking staff too... but also their families, their children. To the East, the two were a reason to be afraid of the dark. Their extradition to face trial is even on the table in the peace talks. Now that they're out of Laos, the two are enjoying a relaxing vacation in a loophole - one surrounded by minefields and barbed wire. Even if the war ends, the East fears their return. For our clients, it will only truly be over when these two are dead.

SHE SHURFIFE?

Quietposting is great because it encompasses the entirety of human existence, from loneliness ("mmhm"), Absolutism ("Quiet"), Triumph ("Where's Quiet?") and despair ("I wanted to express my feelings to you."). Arrogance ("She won't speak so she can't spread the infection") and Doubt ("What remains"). Noise ([noises]) and silence ("..."). Brutal truth ("...") and nihilistic doubt ("But we let go")

This Venom hates Quiet guy is hilarious, if only for his persistence

GOD
FUCK BOUND DRAGONS
THIS SHTI IS PISSING ME OFF SO FUCKING MUCH

it's a lot easier if you use op weapons

Just use a silenced Serval. You won't get the non-lethal bonus, but it's better than not finishing at all.

this bumpfag is hilarious, if only for his fagness

All because it's true, do you think it's funny

Quiet pissed Venom off soo much and he kept it hidden

It's a lot easier for Venom if he just told Quiet he hates her, but it never happened because he is a man and keeps his mouth shut.

Venom Snake loves Quiet so much! Their favorite date spot is the animal platform.

Snake really should have let her kill herself. She was misled when he stopped her.

It probably wasn't his intention to mislead her, but she had that in her mind that he wanted something more than info from her.
He did get revenge on her by breaking her heart. Quiet was so digusting but Venom couldn't tell her for some reason.

You're right,

The hate Venom has for Quiet surpasses all emotion into a realm beyond time and space.

...

...

Although the love that Quiet has for him surpasses reality.

And it's unrequited.

What's his name again?

Hawt Lewdman

Venom

hates

quietman

Yeah, a shot of your own semen.

Paz > > > > > > > > > a steaming pile of shit surrounded by flies > > > > > a scary hobo with only one shoe > > > > > a white, swollen frog carcass in the pool > > > > Quiet

This is how Silent Hill: Death Stranding will be announced.

>gamescom 2016
>kojima walks onto stage.
>table in the middle
>top down camera showing the table
>kojima whips his nip dick out
>cums onto table
>everyone is in shock and horror
>it spells ": Silent Hills: Death Stranding"
>it doesnt stop here
>he keeps cumming
>"ill keep coming"
>strands of cum on the table
>didju rike it?

cock the peestol

his.

Not venoms, because he hates her.

>Invade non-lethally
>Get caught
>Enemy invades
>Goes full nuclear

Thanks, m8

Huey did nothing wrong?

Did he make a bet or something?

Victory Defeatman

absolutely

top kekman

Huey is a fucking traitor.
At least Otacon was a pure husbandu for snake

Venomhatesquietposting is the pinnacle of humanity's legacy.
The truth about venomhatesquiet is greater than Tolstoy. It's greater than any work by Bach or Shakespeare. It's greater than any Da Vinci and Picasso painting.

It's greater than the Sistine Chapel, the Great Wall of China or Great Pyramid of Giza.
It's even greater than Newton Mechanics or Plato's Philosophy.

So, why is it not regarded as our higher point? It's still too young. Within 2k years, people shall recognize it. We'll not see it happen, but at least we were able too see its inception.

Yep. Ones a creepy ass mute, infected with parasites, and the other is a hot, bisexual, secret agent. Who would you choose?

Creepy ass mute
Can't trust a double agent

Model swap Snake with Kaz and then roleplay a cripple with a gun
Crawl everywhere, only use one handed weapons, etc.

>bisexual
strangelove outright raped her dude, that hardly makes her bisexual

Up Downman
>That breast envy
Muh dick

"I shouldn't have enjoyed it...but I did."

She was fucking aroused. She was getting wet just by remembering it. If she's being aroused by a girl having her way with her, I think she's bi.

Venom Snake chose Paz though, because he hates Quiet and always did.

How does /mgg/ deal with Troublemakers?
Pic related, how I deal with Troublemakers

I've been trying to play MGSV for the last half year and have only gotten this error. It was working pre MGO. Any advice?

Well, does it heavily imply Venom as the Medic was very fond of Paz? (Probaly one of the MSF soldiers she befriended) When she jumps out of the chopper, he's screaming "noooo" just like Big Boss.

I think it was a platonic relationship. The Medic thought of her as a peace loving schoolgirl. Nothing more.

I let troublemakers live
However, 90% of the time, Boasters will never see my base.Kicked and shot until they bleed out

fuck this mission

where's that interview pic with Kiefer saying that Snake has affection for a certain character, kind of, sort of.

He might have been talking about Paz, because he was very vague about it and Paz wasn't in any of the trailers.

Kek

>Not direct contracting your best soldiers in advance
Get gud

Maybe he was talking about Kaz.

Them two seemed affectionate towards each other.

Big Boss/Venom dosen't need Paz or Quiet. He already has what he needs

Hey guys I bought the baneposting videogame and its fucking great but how do I defeat CIA?
His power stance negates damage and Because he is in charge he increases my hothead levels

Anyone at all?

Sorry, pal. I've got nothing. Try the steam forums.

who r u?

I'm the big guy, the one who hates Quiet

The only like two threads that were opened about the issue just kind of died off. I'll try to get in contact with the OP's of them.

strawpoll.me/10942199

>[in chink voice] pingpong snek wut took u so long anewbreedofstealth buy my games please mitsubishi toyota

This desu

Am I supposed to lose the fight the first time, then wait until the "I'm in charge here" interactive cutscene to make a move?
I asked /v/ but they were furious, but is it better to lose as quickly as possible so your hothead levels are low enough to stand a chance against CIA in the rematch?
ShouldnI not worry, the turbulence debuff negates most of the powerstance on the second go

Verify Integrity of the game cache

Quiet is not a loved one.

strawpoll.me/10988119

He just wanted her to leave him alone but he was too nice to tell her. So he left her to get raped and killed by Russians in the desert. The snake was defanged and everything, he never cared about her.

>Huey is a fucking traitor.
Why should it affect me?

Otacon
>is a pervert
>is a filthy weeb
>probably turns gay
>betrayed his father and drove him to suicide for no reason other than his own adolescent horniness

Huey
>is not a pervert, but rather a gentleman
>is not a weeb, but rather a connoiseur of science fiction movies
>100% heterosexual
>wants a long lasting relationship and to get married and have a happy family

>>wants a long lasting relationship and to get married and have a happy family
He should've thought of that before shoving the one woman who ever loved his disgusting autistic ass into a metal cylinder to suffocate to death

Raiden actually has the most consistently good games. There's no Portable Ops or 4 to drag his status down.

Have something to show me, Snek?

...

nothing

Yeah, his dick, something Quiet never got to see or receive.

>Huey
>>is not a pervert, but rather a gentleman
GUILTY
GUILTY
KILL HIM

I'm sure Paz didn't either, but yeah.

>he never played peacewalker aka monster hunter gear solid

the coop was the shit

>Tfw played through it but not co-op because no one plays PW anymore on XBL
Still a decent game tho
I like how light-hearted it is compared to some of the other games, it never really takes itself too seriously
My only real issue with it is that every single bossfight is either a vehicle or a giant robot (or both).
Fox engine remake when?

Quiet is for

mgg to survive as a shit general

you're welcome

>Try to kick held-up soldier so I can carry him
>D-dog decides to walk right on top of him
>"Bond with D-Dog has decreased"
Fucking faggot

>the one woman who ever loved his disgusting autistic ass
Honestly I don't think she ever loved him.

cuddles.

>Literally every female soldier in this game looks better than Quiet
>Somehow Joost got the main role
Who dick did she suck

Jacking it
In all seriousness why is like 99% of Quiet r34 fucking awful?

are there actually people that think joost is hot?
she looks cute yea but thats it, my dick looks cute too and isnt in the game

obviously kojima's

Cuddling and headpatting and telling her she did a fantastic job out in the field today

I want to get her back but the thought of having to do the quest 7 fucking times is killing me