Dota 2 General - /d2g/

what will podchan do now?

>podchan in the background
POTTERY

no nigga I'm on a very shitty laptop, doing anything is making me fucking mad

d2g help me fix OG
>notail out (maybe coach or smth because he owns the team)
>rtz in

new all star team

arteezy
ee
BSJ
swindles
ristu

clq coach

you get three for owning a compendium

not sure when they're delivered

i'm definitely gonna go back to wasting eight hours a day betting if i get a 1000$ item though, the powers that be can tell

monkey king

q: something something aoe knockback
w: something something disguise as tree
e: something something obligatory agi carry passive
r: something something chaos knight ult

>all-star
Yeah, all stars of a fucking HORROR MOVIE kek

It would be cool if he has an ability to walk through trees or something like we saw in the trailer

desu i'm not sure miracle and rtz would gel well enough on the same team. n0tail mostly worked because he was willing to do whichever 1/2 position miracle didn't want. would rtz be willing to do the same? maybe but i think he would suck at deferring to miracle's game all the time

Can someone make ma avatar of this mirana meme? Thanks

How do I get my CSGO babby brother to play Dota 2 instead of the twitchy reflexes game.

This is shit. It's too "safe"

Cropping isn't difficult you literal retard

here you go

Are Reddit making these too now or something?
All these new ones I'm seeing are utter shit.

>tfw no lina inverse hero

Why the fuck has funn1k gotten 11 reports LMAO

people probably think he bought his account, when in reality he is just european

>Almost no Twitter drama this TI

when is mirana getting nerfed?

shut the FUCK up funnek

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>he forgot about the nahaz/sheever incident

because people like to shit on pros any way they can

hehe xD

shut up funnek

gimme dem juicy details la

miracle switched around with notail alot
rtz would just be a more reliable notail thats all

>batrider, a hero that got nerfed 23242312x like dark seer won ti6

explain this gulag

dark seer and io also have always been good

I need good names for the following items because I have no originality.

Ogre Immortal
BANE? Immortal
Lion Immortals- the fish and the new mana succ
WD Monkey Immortal
Dazzle Immortal
Omni Immortal
Spirit Breaker Immortal
Skywrath Mage Immortal

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A hero is only as strong as his concept.

KEEPIN MY KNEES IN THE BREEZE

Shadow is CUTE!

that wasn't why he wasn't invited

reminder

clips twitch tv/beyondthesummit2/InexpensiveLorisDatSheffy

Did Wings give any interviews since the win?

>DC Tilt so hard at the last game they throw bodies at WINGS

I think EG had a better chance then a bunch of tilting idiots that will be remember for the team that "Choked to death"

read the whole thread from that point

>While this is clearly the best roster SUNSfan has fielded, they can only seem to compete with the lesser teams at TI. When put up against the middle of the pack, they consistently lose, and have struggled against rival NA teams that themselves have not been playing well. The meta doesn't seem to be fitting the play-styles and heroes for the teams core playpers, Resolution and w33. Resolution is being forced to fight more frequently than he is historically used to, and his successful heroes, slark and naix, have been seeing a lot of nerfs. w33's meepo has also been non existent, and his lane dominating heroes of Invoker and DP have been getting pushed out of the meta as of late. It's hard to imagine TI being a breakout event for this team, so a low finish is expected.

From Liquid's power rank before TI.

i don't know but they went to karaoke

wew

he tried to rape sheever when she was drunk after a game of mafia.

What Podchan would do if you kiss her in celebration of TI victory?

>TI is over lets go watch the Olympics
>people tell me that esports is not a real sports because the athletes dont have to get in shape
>this is a top class American Olympic athlete
really makes you think

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please stop ogling my sister, it's creepy

get you to court with a rape accusation and take most if not all of your winnings

I'm still surprised the reddit mods gave him a free pass and removed all the posts about it just because he was drunk

you know if grant pulled out his dick and gave someone a good dickin that would be on the frontpage for a year

>be chink
>born with bottom eyes
what does that mean?

just started spamming this guy. about what time should i be getting my manta? i usually get my lanes tower down in about 7-8 minutes

he is also cheating with his 100% bash chances

filthy cheating chink

so now that its been a day, what do you think about this TI? personally i thought it was pretty awesome

is this you

I didn't watch a single match nor browsed a single thread

Does Blitz have cancer or something, he keeps saying that was his last TI

upboated

>4L, 1W today

and people deny forced 20

i need that "Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is magic real" antimage meme right now.
anyone can oblige?

ti6 > ti2 > ti3 > ti5 > ti4 > no one watched ti1

Actually scratch that, I watched the all star match on youtube.

Also guys do this meem

>tobi just sitting there smirking
fucking based

I really hope slacks dies so we don't have to deal with him

like one or two "funny" videos I was able to tolerate

but hosting ti, is just unwatchable for me, mostly watched ingame

wtf i hate nahaz now?

best one objectively
6>2>3>5>1>4

you want to take the tower during the second meta which is usually around the time you are getting dragon lance assuming you blow the first one straight away when you get to lane to cuck the enemy off laner. after that manta is usually picked up around 17-29 minutes

the funniest thing about this image is how they just kept his original hair - it's JUST enough already

context?

is he legit arguing with godz? what over? why did godz say "... he wants to die in a game" because I can't understand shit

why do i have to enter and leave a lobby before EVERY FUCKING GAME will this ever get fixed????????ßßX?Cßdfßadfßdßfs

too much slacks, but the quality of dota and the amount of upsets was the best of any TI. I know people are still salty about Wings but the fact that they steamrolled through TI without anyone figuring out how to beat them was a testament to how great they were.

they're arguing over a game of mafia which makes it look even more autistic

Who was better - IG of TI2 or Wings of TI6?

>female oly lifting
there's your mistake

oddly enough to completely agree with this

big gap between 5 and 1 though

>I know people are still salty about Wings but the fact that they steamrolled through TI without anyone figuring out how to beat them was a testament to how great they were.

they are able to play multiple styles of dota which no other team can do currently for some reason despite being "pros". there was no trick to it, they are just good at dota m8

>Go into ranked 3K
>Pick spectre because we need a hard carry
>3 guys fought for mid, in the end we have tinker
>A retard still picks Mirana and goes to farm ancients, leaving me ALONE AGAINST VOID AND SILENCER
>Can't touch a fucking creep for 15 minutes
>Mirana doesn't help any of our fucked up lanes and afk farms
>She dies to slark/void because she is mentally challenged
>Have radiance at 30 minutes because Mirana steals farm
>Mirana has a 35 minute deso ( nothing else except phase )
>Game ends at 50 minutes and I have no items because Mirana fucked up my game
>Final game screen

On top of that she insults me for not having items AND asked the enemy team to report me.

I mean I've seen bad players but THIS is just another fucking level. Holy shit am I triggered. I know 3K isn't stellar but this was some 1K shit right there

but why lmao

he forgot to take his pills

>14-7
>18-7
>22-7
Guess which one won TI. The format is shit.

this TI had the right amount of hype and comfy in it

Best TI so far. Based Purge. Slacks were a little over the top. DC making it to the final and losing made this TI into just like my Chinese cartoons.

you didn't need a hard carry
you are bad at dota

I'm not going to read the rest of your post

Don't do it. Don't shuffle. Your fans are loyal, your brand is strong, your dota is masterful. So you lost 2 BO3s against arguably the two teams you were least prepared for. A slightly different playoff assignment would see you coasting to top 3.

Cr1t, Miracle-, Moon, I know you guys are being courted and getting offers from every direction. Fuck that. Stay with the senpai, senpai. Show everyone it's through the highs and the lows. We, the fans, believe.

Don't break our hearts. #DreamGreen

>Don't break our hearts

Fuck reddit tbqhwy

Do we have dirty afterparty news?

6 > 3 > 5 > 2> 4 > 1
4P1 with ~40 heroes was just awful.

If C9 or EG beat VG, TI4 would probably have been remembered better. Those finals were trash, and the group stages irredeemable because Jimmy didn't make it to the main event because of that shit format

OG should just disband, they are shit. frankfurt was a fluke which was proven by the months following it and they only won manilia because all the other top tier teams were in shambles after the shuffle

apparently grant banged kaci

and owen/sheever picked up some random dude