/owg/ - Overwatch General

Who else uses default skins for half the roster? They usually just look better.

>people still think we need 4 DPS
>people still swear they're a good enough Hanzo or Widowmaker
>people still think Symmetra's teleporter is enough to justify making the game a virtual 5v6
ENOUGH!

I love her.

>No "it's in the refridgerator"

edge/7

What is this horseshit you just proposed
Take your (you) and fuck off forever.

Daily reminder to never include people who beg to be in screencaps.

>tfw can't decide between between El Blanco and Plague Doctor

aaaa god damn it. I love the guns on El Blanco but I love the feathery look and bird mask on Plague Doctor.

El Blanco probably looks really damn good with gold weapons.

Tough decision and only got like 1k gold, probably just sit on it until I get another 1k.

Daily reminder to ignore slightly edited copy pasta

i'm with you, famalam.

people seem to think you have to use a skin. the original character designs tend to be the best.

That "I know you fap to R34 of me..." face

Everything there is cringe, user. That's the whole point. Sometimes I switch to the Nevermore skin I have.

I'd trade my tracer legendary skin for his and Rein's voicelines.

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What does that even mean?

Do you guys ever do custom games with each other?

I want to get into playing robot monk but i know he's going to get nerfed and then i'll be good at a bad character.

no

Did people actually think she had no limbs? Its been in her BIO since day one that she joined a private security corporation because they offered her the suit.

muh joints

>tfw I'm the junkrat

feels weird man.

Was there a reaction like this when they shot down the "Mercy is evil and immortal" theory too?

>5 man stack on enemy team
>Get rolled
>"GG" and other patronizing shit from all of them
>Next game
>Everybody puts on their serious hats and we win a long, close KOTH
>The stack all quit without a word before potg is even finished

Guess the games are only good if they're steamrolling randoms.

My proposed balances:
>Roadhog
Take A Breather now heals 500hp instead of 300
>Reaper
Wraith form lasts 2 seconds longer
His range is increased by 5 meters
>Lucio
Increase his healing AoE by 10m increase the cooldown on his amp by 1 second
>Mercy
she gets over buff and healing orbs like Zen
>Winston
Primal Rage now gives you 2500hp, knockback increased by 15m, damage increased by 30dps
>Bastion
give him his beta shield back and add 100 armor points
>Symettra
allow her to have two teleporters at one time, give her 4 more turrets that can be deployed at one time
>junkrat
hisM2 is a now a sticky launcher like demo
>torb
he can deploy two turrets now instead of one

Yes autistic faggots even made a whole imgur book page out of it.

Because the suit vaguely had ball joints and it doesn't make sense in theres limbs inside it

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How do I play genji? I'm jumping around like a rabbit spamming right click and melee but keep getting killed

Postan

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You wouldn't even need ults anymore with some of that

Are you fucking serious right now user? Jesus Christ man get it together

When did they do this? I am so sick of fucking mercy and mercyfags I want to laugh at them.

>grind out 50+ boxes since the start of the event
>still no Weightlifter Zarya skin

I got the champion one, but I really think the Weightlifter looks way cooler with the golden weapon.

Should I just buy boxes? I feel so tired of grinding levels.

You have to play tactically.

>junkrat/mei
>please don't

you can eat shit mate that ship is cute as hell

stay back and spam M1
use M2 in close range
wait until you get your ult
then flank and ult
use deflect/spam dash

because it looks like she has action figure joints instead of regular knees and elbows

>teleport next to a turret as Reaper
>smash it then fly away
>be on Torbjorn's shit list the entire game

youtube.com/watch?v=XVi98BZ2OwA

Reinhardt has joints on his armor too and he's obviously not a fucking amputee. Fuck I hate the autists in this fanbase.

Do you have ult? If you don't you're useless
If you have ult and don't achieve a teamwipe you're useless

>mchanzo

Literally nothing more cancerous

>when you tell anons to ignore the copypasta but they act like idiots anyway

Top qt.

That's even better when you also have enough time to shit on the dwarf's head before flying away.

>junkrat
>cute
>>>/tumblr/

Pharmercy

>I'm so tired of playing this game
>Should I spend more money on it?

So you're one of those real deal retards, huh?

What's the story behind this game? Humans vs Omnics? Does that make Zarya bad guy then? Is Zarya a part of Overwatch?

WHERE ARE MY SYMMETRA BUFFS KAPLAN?

Hanzo shipped with anyone feels wrong
He's a bad person who doesn't deserve to be loved

Switch characters.
You're clearly not cut out to play Genji.

>Winston with Road and Rein
DELETE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER WINSTON IS PURE. ONLY A BRITISH WHORE WANTS HIM AND HE DOESN'T GIVE HER IT.

Nah, its about capturing points, moving payloads and keeping a point for a set amount of time

Is still in there somewhere. How many licks of a qt smugberry does it take to get to the sweet Amélie?

Apparently at the comic con panel.

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If I want to get the skins I need to play a ton over the span of the event. I enjoy the game but I dont want to grind for 5 hours a day before the skins go away.

A pure slut

No, anti-omnics are the good ones.
Widowmaker is the main hero.
Death to omnic scum

I can't help but find WidowTracer hot. Ana/Soldier is cool too.
Everyone else I don't care about.

NO WINSTON A PURE PURE DELETE THIS

a long time ago there was omnic crisis of robit invasion.

It's basically the animatrix but instead of the humans being fucking retarded they actually were able to stop omnics by forming overwatch

Now it's like 30 years later, overwatch is disbanded because they were found to be corrupt as shit, but omnics are doing bad shit again somehow and there's a group assassinating former overwatch agents

JUSTICE RAINS FROM BELOW

> ywn taste that blueberry

Best start licking to find out

That ship gets decent porn and cute pics

McHanzo is a tumblr cesspool for a large majority of the art. But I can at least say the best pics are usually very high quality. You have a handful of really great stuff and then it all just goes downhill. Doesn't help that its fanbase is reaching tumblrites that think their ship is canon and spend all day writing fanfiction or essays on all the comparisons that reinforce their delusion.

Oh, thanks

Depend of how hard the blueberry hand is pushing your head into her.

I spent too long on this stupid shit to not post it

hot trash

Add dash to your spam

Don't run into a group of enemies unless they're distracted by your teammates; you will die. Instead spam m1 at them from a distance.

Keep playing and you'll get the hang of which characters are easiest to kill with your kit and how to take them out

Be a shameless autistic Genji main in QP until you git gudder

Wait until the last day or two until you pull the trigger on buying boxes. Literally no reason not to wait until the end of the event when you can be 99% sure you aren't gonna get it out of a level box.

Widow's trailer was pretty gay
>le spiders have no feeling I was afraid of them until I became a spider myself >:)
And people call Reaper edgy

>tfw kill a McReeee and his hat falls to the floor

saddest thing in the game

Hard enough.

>just played a comp games with Dyrus

omg do you think he was impressed by my Lucio skills? We won I was so nervous. He is rank 77

>the good shit
>Mei/Winston

Do zen's shots turn gold if you have his golden weapon?

>Ana/Tracer/Bastion/76 love group

What the fuck?

If winston is going to be with anyone it would be Tracer or Mercy you fucking pleb.

>mariachi
Yes. El Blanco is fine too.
>slow clap
Better than slice.
>menacing
Eh, good for the character, but casual is better imo if you don't have medal
>psychopath
This is probably the only voice line I will intentionally buy unless I'm going for that 50 unlocks achievement.
>bmx
I was pleasantly surprised by this one. Don't really care about sprays.
>executioner
Meh. The one where he ults is better.

Not bad overall.

I'm not making a stupid chart because I already know what the only canon couple will be when their comic comes out this month.

windston your glasses are so cude
o..... um.... ok..... t-thanks i guess.... hehe
he's an alpha male silverback, gorilla penis or not, his gorilla instincts have made pulverized meat of her several times over in the bed by now. know how he goes red and gigantic when he uses his ultimate? you think it was just his biceps that grow when he does that?

What's in the box? I got it after breaking my loss streak.

h-hayai

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>LITTLE
>APE
>DICKS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HISSSSSS GET OUTTA TOWN!

>BIG
>HUMAN
>WILLIES
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

> Turret mode activate

> Initiate self destruct sequence

> TANK MODE ULTIMATE ACTIVATE

> NERF THIS!!!!!!!!11!!!!

Does Hanzo need a buff? I've been playing him much to the dismay of my pub allies in qp lately and while he certainly feels better than Pharah right now he feels like he's missing something.

I don't mean something retarded like a damage buff, but maybe letting him move faster while nocked or reduced cooldown on Recon Arrow to make him more of a dedicated scout.

>7 competitive defeats in a row

Oh boy, losing all these ranks is fun