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Sex with dead bread!

left to make burg and thread died
guess we really are dead
I miss you guys, come back

we're back!

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I hit a wall, I never fell so low, so low
Like a waterfall, my tears dropped to the floor, the floor
They left a swimming pool of salted thoughts, thoughts
Oh, what could I do to change my rank?
Nothing

I'm bracing for the pain and I am letting go
I'm using all my strength to get out of this hole

I hit a wall, I thought that I would hurt myself
Oh I was sure, my plays would leave them unconscious
And on the floor they'd be lying cold, lifeless
But I hit a wall, I hit 'em all, watch the fall
You're just another squid and I'm a splattershot
You're just another squid and I'm a splattershot

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Good morning Squids! Shame about the last thread. But it's ink under the bridge; who wants to play some games today?

Not a fan of zones and it's late/too early in England

>tfw stayed up to watch the Murray match
>kinda want to play sz pit, but really tired

That's fine, I'm looking to play today, not right now. I'll happily wait until rotation.

If a teammate passes you bubble and you have a bunch of special duration, does the passed bubble last longer?

No you don't

>thread actually died
this is the second time, isn't it? ;_;

Good question. I thought it only lasted as long as their Bubbler did, or until you went too far away from them.

i'm down to play! piranha zones can be fun.
might not stick around for the rotation, though. as much as i love rainmaker, i don't really like either of the maps.

Nope and it lasts even shorter when shared

/ink/ is dead and people don't have the talent to have meaningful discussions about the actual game. Heck even shouting Salt poster is AWOL

>Heck even shouting Salt poster is AWOL
Good. I tried filtering allcaps posts, and then he just started using a single lowercase letter to get around it.

If all my Teammates equip Tenacity and I jump into the water at the start of the match, will they all get Special boosts?

>even shouting Salt poster is AWOL
thank god, that fucker was annoying

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I wanna try this. What would be the best Special to spam? Triple Bubbler? Triple Inkzooka? Three Inkstrikes on the zone(s)?

Probably, but it wouldn't be much since you spawn faster when killing yourself.

i miss nose, wonder if the discord was really that great to leave this place forever

They did not join any of the discords

It's not hard to be much better than /ink/ at this point, even if they did join a Discord.
You're not exactly helping.

general what's new
general someone still loves you

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GET THE GODDAMN BEACONS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>you look delicious!!
um, wrong time, callie

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Can't tell what song this is

This is a remarkably confident bit of art. You could imagine a kids' picture book done in the style.

>THERE ARE TERRORISTS IN MY ALLEYWAY!
>By Dr Seuss

Wikipedia:
>Unlike most other squid species, Bigfin Reef Squids are rarely cannibalistic.
You're safe Squiddo.

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i'm particularly glad that love won over money. it might not have won popularity, but it still means something.

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you couldn't pay for victories back then, now we have splathax so nothing really matters anymore
Love would lose if they had a rematch now, even outside japan, it's due to Callie being a loser for all time

autism

user, you can't use Splathax to win matches. Just change your abilities or do client-side shit, unless you want a big fat ban.

Love never fails.

it almost did in that splatfest

And yet, it didn't.

Sex with bum!

bumnuggler has officially lost his v-card with another /ink/er.

stay fresh, squiddos.

>splatoon tshirt
cringe

SPLAT ROLLERS ARE BROKEN

how is this splatoon related? who is bumnuggler?

Reminder that Bum is a shit bloke and a SHIT sculptor

where did you get this because hot damn

Did he really make that? You'd think he'd post some WIPs of that, but then again he rarely ever posts about his sculptures anymore.
He probably needed a little help psychologically but damn was he good at it. I salute him for putting so much work into his craft, especially when he won't exactly be able to impress most regular people with it.

bum was well known here because he had the best internet connection in whole Antarctica, like 0.2mbps

not really a fan of that theme but those are some nice sculptures

Of course he didn't, that's a Japanese sculpture

Oh, duh. I was a little weary because I didn't think even he was that good, but I thought lewd sculpting was a bit niche so I assumed.
Just makes me really want a source.

>shit bloke
this is honestly true. he's completely unlikeable.

What theme?

why is callie with food (particularly eating it) so damn cute???

What else do you do with food

i mean in the process of eating it, not just sitting there with the food pre-snack.
because her just holding food is cute for some reason.

cook it, shit in it, store it in your pockets for convenience

you're not one of those vorefags are you?
but i think it's really just her dumb smile, a smile that only can be achieved by a low IQ, maybe feral, squid

There's something about girls with sharp teeth

>callie is making the 'peace' sign
>marie is making the 'up yours' sign
perfect

>marie is making the 'up yours' sign
it means "victory"

>Let's go play some video games, user!

callie is making the victory sign, other way around is an insult

>Nah just kidding, I want you to fuck me in my butt.

not everyone is british user
um, interesting posts

Marie is clearly making gang signs, the Ancho-Vs

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though probably a result of engrish, callie gives some resounding advice nonetheless

A crossover made in heaven

Super Kraken God Super Kraken sounds like a nice special for spla2n

tokimeki bomb rush has the cutest singing
po-re po-re po-re po-re

Better than that blogging faggot cuteanon tbpfhwyf

Why do you hate content creators so much?

Reminder that he's had sex with a girl he met on the internet, and you never will.

If squid hair is tentacles then are squid eyebrows small underdeveloped fetus tentacles

i thought that the rematch fest was a waste of time, and a copout, but the winner changed. so i guess in the end it was just a copout.
poor callie. can't win them all, i guess...

I don't. I love bum

source?

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Callie won my heart

mine too
no wonder she was team love

octo a shit

Stop, don't bully people

Octolings aren't people.

>88 posts
>18 posters
this is getting sort of sad tbqh

you're not people fuck off

we should move to /nintyg/ where actually games have threads with real people

I'm still all for it. Nobody else will want to leave though.

we all left ages ago, you are the one not leaving, that's why there is only 18 posters here

>Loses one (1) Splatfest
>Acts like it's the end of the world
You deserved your loss at the finale.

They didn't leave to /nintyg/, that's for sure.

>>Loses one (1) Splatfest
>>Acts like it's the end of the world
...Marie?

Callie isn't Marie.

You are correct. Which is why Callie doesn't end like losing a Splatfest is the end of the world.

Callie is dead and fired for losing and that's why she isn't Marie, you can't lose as an idol or you will damage the public image