Doesn't stock the passenger cup holders with bottled water

>doesn't stock the passenger cup holders with bottled water
>doesn't supply Altoids from the center console

Why even get in the car t b h

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>bottles water sits in the car all day and gets warm and gross

My car doesn't even have cup holders to do that

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>what is battery drain

>doesn't have hand sanitizer for use after fueling up

>No seat-mounted trash receptacle

Why even live man

>no drivers side tendie receptacle.

Uhh... just keep a pair of gloves in your door pocket. Fuck that sanitizer shit, are you a woman?

gloves is one step weirder than the hand sanitizer I think.

I'm seriously becoming a germaphobe though, gloves aren't that far fetched for me.

>BPA

>not having baby wipes
>not having a USB charger in your cigarette socket
>having anything other than rubber floor mats
>owners manual not in glovebox

Stay fucking messy and retarded

>cup holders

>doesn't want his steering wheel to smell like GASOLIIIIIIIIIIINNNEEEEE

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>no medkit in glovebox
>no blankets / extra clothes in trunk

You can't make this shit up lmao

>>not having baby wipes
I'm not a baby
>>not having a USB charger in your cigarette socket
what if I need to light my cigarettes?
>>having anything other than rubber floor mats
I don't have to drive around literal children who spill juice out of their big-boy cup
>>owners manual not in glovebox
that's where I keep my gloves and stash

>smoking in your car
>smoking in the first place
>I'm not a baby

>not having a big boy cup with mommies special juice in it

My dad's Saab has this, useless feature

>"smoking is bad for your health"
-300lb neckbeard who has cheetohs and mountain dew for breakfast

Like I give a fuck, I'm destroying my body with tons of other things. Smoking simply reeks of shit.

Smoking in your car is god damn offensive

>"wahhh smoking smells bad!"
t.autist who doesn't shower, use deodorant, or wear Wonderwood by Comme Des Garcones

It's my car and I will do whatever the ever-loving fuck I want to do in it, alright little bitch? You didn't help me pay for the gas, you begged me for a ride, so shut your little bitch mouth up
>"a-a-user please stop smoking spliffs!"
>"a-a-user please stop driving so fast!"
I'm not an uber driver so I don't give a fuck what the passengers think

>somebody said smoking is (extremely) unhealthy which is objectively true and how they don't want their car to smell like it
>autist goes full damage control laying out butthurt personal insults everywhere
Someone wasn't allowed to smoke in a car

>unironically being a drug addict
opinion discarded

There is no fucking way you're old enough to either drive or smoke

sounds to me like someone begged a friend for a ride then complained when said friend lit a cigarette in their own car

I'm 24, there's no way you aren't jealous of my cool/hip lifestyle. Not my fault you autismos are all fucking squares

No, you're just being a complete manchild. I wouldn't bitch if someone smoked in their own car however smoking next to people, especially in enclosed spaces breaks at the very least basic common courtesy but I wouldn't expect an autist like you to understand

>"hey do you mind if I smoke?"
>"no"
>"okay cool"

>I wouldn't bitch if someone smoked in their own car
except you are bitching right now

That is not at all what you said before, don't post inchoate bullshit if you're going to move goalposts after

I use to stock water bottle for people until they started taking 1 baby sip out of a new bottle and then leaving that bottle to roll around on the floorboards.
Fuck that