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What's everyone drinking tonight?

Proper drinks out of proper glasses

> bourbon from the bottle

iced tea
>tfw haven't drank in months

rum and coke

>tfw drunk already but I keep sipping
>tfw work every day after tomorrow into forever

Tap water

Sipped on some Crown Regal Apple. Other than that, just water and RC Cola.

tap water and pain killers

nigga what the fuck is up with you

>girl that looks like a short Asa Akira told me girl that looks like short Christy Mack would trade me oral for coke tonight
>almost did it but guessed it was a ruse, was correct

10/10 real man

wat did you think? I'm a cider guy so might be into it

Cacy?

>going to get some groceries
>park up front b/c fuck parking next to some soccer mom Suburban
>putting my groceries in my back pack
>get my music playing and my helmet on
>some lady trying to give me shit
>can't hear anything lol
>she points at "no motorcycle parking" sign I parked right under and didn't even notice

Dunno who Cacy is.

crown royal tastes like shit. don't be fooled. start drinking jameson like a real man.

>also not fukting pornstar lookalikes
>also I fukt a black girl tonight for the first time
no ragrets

How can you drink that apple shit? I tried it because a friend of mine recommended it and it's literally fireball tier.

It's a "once in a while" taste. It's pretty damn sweet and the cap likes to stick as a result. Decent apple flavor. I also like ciders; a good apple cider is fucking tasty.

See above. Not for everyone m8.

Pepsi Max and Jacks. Cartons of pepsi max were on sale for $6 and it tastes weird by itself.

you have the aids now
tried really hard to like straight whiskey, can't do it

Cactus tripfag who is sad panda atm

>Pepsi

irish isn't like bourbon or scotch, it is genuinely delicious
>you have the aids now
I fucking hope not

she at least have a donk and light skin?

Fucking metal.

My drink has dead babies in it, what's yours got in it? Plants? Fucking plebian.

sounds like Cormorant was seeing some ruff times

>they can harm you
>no actual evidence of harm
>typical food blog

hold on i need to step out for a minute

also i read that as semenmix

yes. one of those educated college going black grills. as bill clinton would say
>the ass was fat

post pics nobike

Question: What's the best way to apply a decal to your helmet?

Don't.

clean it with some alcohol shit, make sure it's dry and then applyj

carefully

don't have any bruv.
>he takes a pic of every girl he smashes

>>he takes a pic of every girl he smashes
dennis.jpg

I don't, but I'm friends with all of them on Facebook
>except your sister

l-lewd

u wot. also how bad was owning the k75? thinking about one or a k100 if I get a budget nicer bike

>u wot. also how bad was owning the k75? thinking about one or a k100 if I get a budget nicer bike
i've never owned one

meant for bairdy actually, sorry bruv

Don't want to make the hairy ass crack mistake twice?

shit was cash. I ate that like it was a fat kid at a pie eating contest
>that was also the most fucked up I have ever been in my life
>no seriously, I don't know how I didn't die that weekend

worst bike I've ever rode sold for a loss on Christmas Eve

tall, high CoG, heavy, touring oriented but slow and - amazingly - not particularly comfortable. The CX500 I rode was kinda cool, the K75 was shit. dropped it twice while trying to put it on the center stand it was so fucking heavy. Unless you're a BMW fanboy (you aren't, trust me) there are better bikes for the money.

>parked next to a K100 tonight at the bar
>wanted to find the guy and be autistic at him

Why arent You dead yet?
Pls do me a Favor and die of an overdose or so.

story time

good to know

when did you ride a Certainly eXcellent 500?
>also implying mine wasn't shit

heh last time someone yelled at me i said "why don't you go fuck yourself asshole" and the guy gave me some confused angry look and called me a punk but kept walking

>be in spring break a few months ago
>go to havasu for beach party
>daily ingest at least 3/4 of a gallon of hard liquor, as well as many beers and a ton of shooters
>usually around 2g of blow, and 6 points of molly a night
>pretty much a 3 day drug and alcohol induced blackout
>end up eating the ass and fukting a hairy-assed qt from cal poly whose ass was also fat
shit was neat but I don't want to do that again. I think the last night I added acid to the mix or something but I was physically ill for like a few days afterwards. hardcore jitters and brain pain.

How do I join an MC like hells angels? honestly my life is so fucking boring. at 26 all i do is lift, ride, and work. the idea of joining an MC and doing gang shit is starting to sound pretty appealing

hey fuckers
what is this type of sport called?

I'm sure the Hell's Angels doesn't want a fag with a Vespa in their club

Is hating KTM a meme? I know a lot of veteran riders who has/had Honda bikes and they have nothing but good things to say about them.

sidecar racing

>fucked up the copypasta
holy kek

My bad, it was a CX650C.
When I was in Boston I stopped to meet Iddy Biddy Two 'n Fiddy. He rarely posts these days, but I rode his CX and he rode my DRZ. He ended up building a CRF450 conversion supermoto he liked it so much.

No i didn't. Lots of Honda riders say great things about KTM.

Ask a member if You can buy him a Beer or two and ask him how to join them when hes Drunk.
Be ready for faggotry tho, as you Probably have To buy an overpriced Cruiser and Wont get Money out of the Club.
Sidecarracing?

say that to my face you fat piece of shit

noice. cx650 is neat. I would consider one if I didn't want either a lighter bike, a cruiser, or something with twice the power.

>2g/night
>$160+ of yak per night
Fuck dude I'm a gelatinous cube.

come to Nashvegas and I will

supermoto life bro, I'm telling you. You're in bumfuck nowhere though so maybe get the dual sport version

I kind of blew all my money and shwooped a ball from the frat dudes I was crashing with. highkey, my bac could not have gone below like .2

lord knows how I got it up that shmacked and coked out.

post pics of your Italian bike, gook bikes GTFO

>'Zuki dealer doesn't stock Motul
>Hoonda dealer doesn't stock Motul
>Kayteeemmu/Ducutty dealer does
So I should ride down to the Ducati dealer on my V-Strom with a broken turn signal to pick up the oil and put it in my topcase with a busted latch. Just because.

I had a fake one

nah pimp, I am in the city now. I need a sportbike to get all the girls that hate their dads. or at least a cruiser or a sport tourer.

yes

kkk pls put your trip on

why are you you going outside? order on amazon like a normal person

Fuck the police, do it fgt.

Is motul good stuff, by the way? Local bike shop sells it and only it as far as oil goes.

>lord knows how I got it up

>i have a stash of sildenafil citrate for just that reason
hue

Get a fucking thrashed UJM and turn it into a cafe racer to get them hipster chicks then. Will be just as shit as your CX but half the weight

this 1000%

Has anyone ever had their bike stolen?

>I have actually thought about picking up a CB350/360 that's fukt up and doing this
Idk mang, I might get a CB900c or magna V45 or something

No, no one has ever had their bike stolen.

Because it's fucking nice here in Iowa when it's not raining. And it's nice even when it is. Except for my leaky ADVboot, that is.

It's kind of like using top-shelf Rotella or full-synthetic Mobil1. You probably don't need it but it's nice. My DR650 shifted a lot more nicely when I first changed to Motul from whatever was in it when I bought it. We'll see if the V-Stronk does the same, even though I can apparently use no-name dino oil in it just fine.

trips are gay

...

Fuck the V45, V65 or bust.

Get a CB500 or more so you can at least travel on the highway. My friend's CB400 is a little worse than my DRZ on the highway, about as competent as a Ninja 250.

What about my British bike?

Wear a sons of anarchy vest around town.
They'll come looking for you soon enough.

Why do tripshits have the worst taste in bikes

>owns a Triumph
>not a cafe Thruxton or Bonneville
frig off

not flat track

speedway

what's the difference you ask?

fuck off I don't know.

That bike maf as fuck.

>have DR650
>have 16/48 sprockets
>1st and 2nd a excellent around town
>4th and 5th are slow
>gets to about 82-84 mph and says "nah breh"
I really should do the pumper carb conversion.

>have DRZ
>DRZ is best bike ever made

Not sure what you're on about m9.

Do you know what you'll do in a mc gang? Serve drinks at the club house and clean other members bikes.

Interesting, I'd always assumed that you could use whatever dino squeezings in whatever bike you wanted, because it's only a little engine after all. Used motul all the time because the auto store is about a kilometer further away than the bike store and I'm lazy.

Tried sildenafil once, was p/ fun.

V65 would kick ass but they're hard to find in ok condition. idk I keep wanting to be a cruiser loser but I also want to be able to hit the tooj. the closest thing to that that I could think of would be making a sportster or a bolt or something.

who knows what I'll get, I want all of the bikes.

If I wanted a shitty bike that looks 40 years old I'd buy a 40 year old bike, frig off hipster.

>>have DRZ400
>>have 15/39 sprockets as of yesterday
st can wheelie, 2nd can't
th and 5th don't pull
>>gets to about 92-94 mph and says "nah breh"

Can do 65 at 6200rpm/10k now tho
Can't wait till it blows so I can do 440 big bore and FCR39 carb

>not a cafe Thruxton or Bonneville
>Wanting a cuckold hipster cuck bike

Ayy lmao!

On November 14, 2013, an user came to Veeky Forums saying his bike was stolen the night before. Another user happened to see it on the back of a pickup truck headed through a town towards Mexico. OP was then informed by authorities that it was intercepted at a US/Mexico border checkpoint.

I don't have a screenshot made, but I saved the html file of the page when it happened.

Does anyone have screenshots put together, or should I do it? Here is the start of the thread.

should have just got a speed triple instead m8

> can only wheelie first
Lol, my old 125 could wheelie third
Buy a proper bike instead

Get a first gen v-max.

rochester.craigslist.org/mcy/5543989988.html
buffalo.craigslist.org/mcy/5608945713.html
ithaca.craigslist.org/mcy/5609435548.html
Come get em bitch

He cant afford it m8

Really, it all depends on the metallurgy of your bearings and engine components, and if wet, clutch. Manufacturers list the spec they recommend/require.

I really should've just returned it to the stock gearing or gone 15/48. Just a tad bit tall, though I think something as simple as swapping to a better carb will help. I also think the thing is running a tad bit rich but I can't into carb tuning yet.

>loli tank protector
Jeebus Chrismus what the fuck.

>new york
>rust
>bikes
eh. I will find some shitbeater out here once I save up cash and have my truck dialed in

would be tits but they all want 3.5k for them. fuck that.

Oh christ that's hilarious. Especially the way you sit against the tank.

10/10 would buy a non-loli version because I don't want to get v& by angry soccer mums.

Addendum: This is why some people use diesel oil in regular cars and trucks. The additive package, and specifically, ZDDP, is better for certain kinds of bearings, making your bottom end and valvetrain last longer. That's the theory, anyway.

71 years ago our countryman stormed the beaches of France to take on an evil force the likes of which the world had never seen, just to insure your freedom to be the world's biggest faggot

>Not having a loli give you footjob while you ride

Do you even dbt m8?

What gloves should I get to be safe and most effay on my black gsxr 1000? Pic for attention

fuck off hipster cuck