/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/, /gwt/)

Cutiest Couples Edition

Standalone Gwent is announced!
playgwent.com

Blood & Wine and patch 1.22 is released!
New Region trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJT5XRftOU
Launch trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=OP-ZsLYGJfQ
Patchnotes: wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.22-ENG.pdf

HoS developer stream: twitch
.tv/gogcom/v/21846005

Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
f.wtcg.pl/
>Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3
www.skacik.pl/test.zip

Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Console Commands Currently broken
mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Gwent Standalone cards
imgur.com/a/nJ3Df
>Redirect to the current thread
wtcg.pl

Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E

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Cutest couple.

>based bogan anorexicfu
top-tier taste, user

nth for best family

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At the bank in Chapter 3.
How do I remain neutral?
I said that I work alone, but once I'm in the bank, what will happen?
If I kill the elves, does that sets me in the Order path? Or Scoiatel if I help them?


Also Goty Edition will ignore saves of the normal version and stuff.
Meh, sorry for those in console, I guess. But no point in getting the GOTY edition if you already have the base game.
Also, ultimate patch.

Don't want to spoil it for you but what ending you get doesn't depend on chapter 3 but chapter 4.

If you go with the elves in chapter 3, in chapter 4 you have the choice between going neutral and going with the elves.

>family
>a child that doesnt even exist
okay, trissfag

Playing Witcher 3 for the first time and was just at the garden with Yennefer

She asked me to meet her somewhere and sounded urgent

Is this timelocked or something, or can I fuck off and do side quests as much as I want

Do you not know that this picture is wrong?
Do you not care that this picture is wrong?
Or, perversely, do you actually like that you're posting a picture depicting something that is impossible according to the universe's own rules?

It's the future.

It's the power of true love.

Ciri was sitting cross-legged on the ground, paying great attention to cards at hand. Geralt tried to teach her some Gwent one lazy afternoon and unfortunately, she didn't seem to understand card games at all. He threw a spy with a backward motion, his superior tactics granting him two additional siege cards. Ciri pouted and threw her deck in the air, then kicked at the match cards and walked off.

Geralt wasn't going to let that one slide. She makes fun of my horse, fine. She insults my beard, fine by me. She drinks all my apple juice? Okay! But disrespecting Gwent? Fuck no.

– Come over here – he barked at her.
– I won't. Your game of chance bores me.
– It's a game of skill, cunt. Come over here.

Ciri approached him exasperated, a her face a mask of shock.

– Did you just call me a cunt?
– I did. You're shit at cards. You insult my superior tactics, call me a lucker. Well guess what, Ciri. You're no longer a kid. I will no longer restrain myself.

Geralt grabbed her by the neck and bent her down, quickly unsheathed his silver sword began smacking ass with the flat of the blade. She shouted in pain for a while, then began moaning. Oh no, thought Geralt. Not again.

– M-more – she begged, some strange obsession in her eyes. Her hands already began unbuttoning her shirt.

The witcher sighed and took off his pants and breeches. Ciri instantly got to his giant mutated cock and began sucking furiously, pulling painfully at his majestic albino bush. Geralt patted her head in a preoccupied manner and thought of Yennefer sucking Triss' tits to make himself hard. His cock instantly hardened, seemingly because of Ciri's tongue covering it with tons of slobber.

She's my daughter, he thought. I have to make her happy, otherwise what kind of a father am I? He thought about Yen playing nude Gwent with Triss, making himself jizz violently. Ciri slurped at his fluorescent semen and let out a muffled gasp of comfort.

It's my duty. My destiny. My daughter.

Just swap Geralt with Emhyr and Yen with another Ciri.

Geralt is literally taking care of Triss' daughter in this picture, isn't he?

Don't fast travel out of Skellige though, it will fail the quest, however, you can spend an eternity in Skellige and she won't mind as far as I know.

Like other user said, going with one side will offer you a choice later to either help that side or stay neutral, so choose wisely.

*pssst* choose Brofried.

Then go full neutral if that is what you want.

Neat, thanks.

Are there any other quests like this I should keep a look out?

I didn't do Triss special quest or Dandelions.

It's their daughter.

Triss might find some dumb way to have a kid, but Geralt will always be infertile.

Triss' love will make him fertile. Plus my Geralt drank that experimental potion in TW2, side effects include curing witcher sterility.

Geralt already has one with his wife, Yennefer

His ex wife. Geralt got the custody and Ciri lives with him and mama Triss.

kek that's wild imagination you got there

My Geralt already lives with Triss in Kovir, Ciri is a witcher and visits often. It's only a matter of time before she starts calling Triss mama.

FINAL WITCHER 3 POWER RANKINGS

Approved by:
Damien Monnier - CD Projekt RED Lead Designer
Marcin Momot - CD Projekt RED Community Lead
Mateusz Toaszkiewicz - Lead Quest Designer of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Marcin Iwinski - Founder of CD Projekt
Andzrej Sapkowski - Creator of The Witcher

>Literal Goddess tier
Yennefer
Ciri
Priscilla
Rosa var Attre
Sweet Nettie

>Great tier
Anarietta
Cerys
Ves
Fringilla
Tomira
Edna var Attre
Irena Rinarde
Astrid The Vipress

>Okay tier
Philippa Eilhart
Shani
Lady of the Lake
Iris
Tamara Strenger
Corinne Tilly
Anabelle
Vivienne de Tabris
Eveline Gallo

>Mediocre tier
Syanna
Keira
Skellige Succubus
Yoana
Sasha
Ida Emean aep Sivney

>Awful tier
Louisa La Valette
Salma
Margarita Laux-Antille
Sarah
Birna
Vienne
Elsa
Ingrid Vegelbud
Patrica Vegelbud
Jutta an Dimun (nice voice actress, though)
Little Red
Gran
Witch of Lynx Crag

>Shut The Fuck And Stop Saying I Forgot Her tier
Amrynn

>/v/ Shitposting tier
Brewess
Weavess
Whispess

>Literal Shit tier
Triss

>Damien Monnier - CD Projekt RED Lead Designer
>Mateusz Tomaszkiewicz - Lead Quest Designer of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
>Marcin Iwinski - Founder of CD Projekt

Please, you're embarrassing yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=KGidrgHrPGU

dry up those tears, trissnigger

What tears? Sun is shining, birds are singing, Triss is beautiful...

>Triss is beautiful

>CDPR literally taken over by Biodrones and Waifufags
>The autist Not_Important proven right
>meme magic is real

Reminder to praise Kek (pbuh)

Those two are also time sensitive. Do not pick up Uma if you want to do them.

They never verified that.

>tfw Yen's your favorite character but you're starting to hate Yenfags
Something Ends, Something Begins is crap.

She most certainly is.

Uh look we've been over this. Canon is that Geralt and Yen unite in holy matrimony only for the whole relationship to sour under Geralt's poor parenting that drives Ciri to Emhyr and Yennefer's newfound codependence and unicorn fetish. Geralt becomes an abusive gambling addict and Yennefer becomes a drunk with an eating disorder.

Witcher fan power rankings:

People that started with the games but came to love and understand the books>Original bookfags>anal autists that pretend they've read the books>W1 fanboys>W2-W3 only fags>W3 only fags>Brofags>Self Insertfags>Waifufags in general>Cirifags>Trissfags>People that make autistic lists to post in videogame generals

Post yfw CDPR's main writers leave and the remaining good ones are passed over for promotion in favor of an autistic Trissfag who has been on "teamtriss" "since the books"

>Canon is that Geralt and Yen unite in holy matrimony
Not in my game, friend. Geralt lives in Kovir and he is a Gwent champion.

>this delusion
Pic Related: Geralt's canonical lovely bride.

Please, my Geralt's bride is lovelier.

Trissfags really can't into irony

You can't.

Nuh uh

>page triss

>tfw people respond to waifuposters and further exacerbate their autism
>tfw /wtc/ will be dead for good soon so it doesn't really matter anyway

talking about waifus is always interesting.

Talking about waifus is never interesting

For you.

Any words on Cyberpunk?

>Vivienne
>okay

shes cute as fuck nigga

Cancelled

Looked better with feathers though.

Delayed indefinitely to focus on P2W Gwent.

Is the quest bugged for me or something? Probably did something out of order at one point, already talked to the daughter, also found the alter under the house

There's no points showing up on the map, I'm currently in the bog

Guess I got to the ladies quest first

Go do ladies of the wood

the two quests will tie together at the end

youtube.com/watch?v=ob9F1lsULIA

still get chills. Remember The Witcher as it was, /wtc/. Not as it became ;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=W2QX6Lm4iXE

>tfw

And just for fun:

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I usually have game volume set to like 25% or something so I can watch something on the side

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>dat memelord that voted for Eredin

Well that was fucking stupid, why didn't he recognize her from the start?

Nah. She's cutest without!

>Well that was fucking stupid, why didn't he recognize her from the start?
She's aged a lot in a few weeks. and the most he saw was a sketch on a poster.

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Goddamnit, I don't want to kill this Succubus either. Tell me there's more than two in the whole game. I need to complete my decoctions!

YEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M RECORDING MY LETS PLAY VIDEO FOR YOUTUBE!

Without feathers she's pretty generic. With feathers she's a unique beauty.

Only two. The one in Skellige actually ate someone but most seem to have missed it since you have to go someplace specific before tracking her to her lair.

>It's called Mass Effect, Yen! It's not for losers and it's NOT a dating sim. It's some of the best interactive art from a country superior to ours with deep, intricate characters that a shallow shrew like you wouldn't understand.

I don't think they eat people, exactly, just, uh, fuck them to death, which is pretty much *the* way to go. They really ought to get a national holiday, tbqhf.

I'm going to re-curse Vivienne and keep her in a giant bird cage for the amusement of fair goers everywhere!

>I don't think they eat people, exactly, just, uh, fuck them to death,
That's how succubi eat.

Yen just because it's a cartoon about ponies doesn't mean it's for girls. Trust me. Look, just sit down and watch an episode with me and you'll love it I promise.

May fanfiction is not porn. The brother on brother incest is to explore the deep ramifications of a socially taboo non-heteronormative relationship.

I remember when the "The Trail" trailer came out and we thought Yennefer would be a constant companion in the game.

I remember when we thought Avallac'h was Cynthia wearing a mask from Loc Muinne.

I remember when we thought Iorveth would be in the fame.

I remember when we speculated about what Philippa would do now that she was a major villain.

I remember when we thought Triss would be a non-option because of the fallout of Loc Muinne.

I remember...

it's weird thinking about our expectations. About half of us were convinced Yennefer would still have amnesia and CDPR would use that as an excuse to intro her character and relationship with Geralt to the new people.

I remember when I thought it would be unreasonable for CDPR to not make Triss a romance option in TW3 and the downgrade was a myth.

I'm so sorry, /wtc/. I made a terrible mistake. Forgive me. Corny as it was, I still kinda like that idea of a Geralt-Roche-Siegfried-Iorveth-Dandelion-Triss Hansa looking for Ciri and Yen

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SHE'S PURE STOP

Why the fuck don't mutagens stack in inventory? I just spent nearly 45 minutes selling goddamn lesser blue mutagens.

How do i start HoS? I've loaded up my last save and the quest ain't showing like it's supposed to.
Do i need to finish the story line, same as the BW?

I remember when I taught my Geralt would be forced to romance Yen and cheat on his beloved Triss, thankfully it never happened.

I remember when people were discussing which TW2 choices would lead to the best outcome for the North and everyone agreed that Anais was going to be important. Lots of smug Brochefags around that time with their "muh superior path". Funny how it amounted to absolutely nothing.

It should be available once you reach Velen, you have to check the noticeboard outside the seven cats inn near Novigrad. If it isn't showing up then I don't know, maybe the DLC didn't install properly?

Can't cheat on someone you broke up with, of course.

I think it should be installed properly, 1.2.1, DLCs, then 1.2.2
It might be because i have old saves, before 1.1.0 even, can that be the case?

>Can't cheat on someone you broke up with, of course.
I had no idea they'll break them up, but looking at it now, I'm kind of glad they did. Seducing Triss in TW3 and persuading her their love has a chance was one of my favorite subplots. Seeing Triss leave, only to return at that dock was a very emotional moment. And even during the break up, my Geralt remained faithful to Triss, like he was ever since TW1.

Hmm, I played it with saves from last summer and it worked then. If you have it on Steam or GOG you can use the verify game files option or something like that, but if you pirated it then I'm not sure how to help, sorry.

Did you play it after you were done with the story?

I liked this conversation with Regis.

I did back then, but I just double checked. Loaded a save from last summer (patch 1.04) after I'd just gotten to Velen, and the quest still showed up. If your game is properly patched then it should work even with older saves.

I just realized that this image is from the moment Geralt and Avallac'h first met
Oh, ok, thanks.
Yes, I guess I'll side with Siegfried now, but will go Neutral path later. Cause fuck, who can side the Scoiatel? They are a bunch of terrorists.

>getting that triggered over an image
oh wow wew you may be as autistic as trissautists

ded just like Iris

> Beckham did not deserve her

Don't sell them, they're useful in B&W.

I didn't. Something was oddly stiff and unnatural about the dialogue. Am I the only one?

>Triss helped me get it back.
It's like they didn't even play the games.

Scoia'tael are understandable but Yaevinn's a prick.

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>It's like they didn't even play the games.
Of course Triss helped, with her advice and positive influence. I'm with CDPR on this one and they know their games better than anyone, you can't say they misinterpreted it like you can for the books. This is their story and if they say Triss helped, she most certainly did.

>I didn't. Something was oddly stiff and unnatural about the dialogue. Am I the only one?
No, it felt forced. They probably added it in because there were already references to Yennefer in the DLC (when the shopkeeper asks about Vengerberg and when Geralt mentions Vivienne's color scheme). There's not much to her character and if you don't want to bring up negative things like political scheming or taking advantage of an amnesiac, all you're left with are vague forced statements like that.

>Of course Triss helped,
When she finally started trying she got kidnapped. "Triss helped me get it back" makes it sound like it actually worked.

Her advise beforehand was specifically meant to keep him from remembering things. "Don't worry about who you used to be, just try to move forward and take sides etc etc" Dumb Trissautist.

>you can't say they misinterpreted it like you can for the books.
I can when it''s writers that weren't writing for the company at the time of the referened events. Especially when they directly contradict earlier events.

I wasn't primarily talking about the guy's pic. The whole getting reacquainted with Regis conversation felt that way to me.

>I wasn't primarily talking about the guy's pic. The whole getting reacquainted with Regis conversation felt that way to me.
Oh, my bad then. But well I thought his entire presence in the game was unnatural because he couldn't have regenerated from a puddle this quickly (crappy in-game justifications aside). He was added for fan service and he fulfilled that role, whether you like it or not is up to how much pandering you can stomach.

My tolerance is low because almost every recent RPG is full of fanservice and I'm getting quite bored of it. Plus the constant fan demands for more of it annoys me.

How did Regis even know who Triss is? Did Geralt ever mention her to him?

he's a demi god anyway