About to head over to the casino. What does Veeky Forums like to bet?
About to head over to the casino
It's all worthless anyway
my wife's son
so far the little shit has been lucky and i'm on a winning streak
Pass line full odds baby.
Roulette is my game. I have a system.
Poker , never play against the house
blackjack. always sit down with $100, and walk away at 0 or 200. limit 200 per day. walk away with 200 about 55% of the time. definitely have to read "beat the dealer" a few times before playing.
going in trying to double your money is mathematically flawed.
Going in with 650 to make 100 is solid.
also fuck the fag that made that image because he didn't even use precision dice
put whole roll on black - if i hit it, i cash out my original fund, and play various games with the rest. if i lose, i go bang a hooker.
My favorite is Casino de Poloniex
lets hear it
Let me guess:
Something like 1 dollar on red, and if black then $2,$4, $8, etc until its actually red.
You will run out of cash eventually and lose large sums for a meager return.
That said, I usually use this "system" understanding its flaws, and I haven't walked out in the red yet.
Mainly poker. I used to play blackjack a lot but it gets boring after a while and there's not much profit unless you count, but since most casinos can tell you're counting you'd need a buddy who can count aswell in order to pull it off and make some decent cash, but it's really hard to find someone who knows what he's doing and even harder to find someone you can trust.
Sports betting. Casino games are a scam (not including poker).
Protip: The MMA odds are usually just based on hype, you can make big moneys if you know that upsets are likely to happen. I made like a ton of BTC on the Rousey vs Holm fight and the first McGregor vs Diaz fight.
Only game in the house that is actually 50/50.
EZ Baccarat is offered in every casino on earth lets you bet on the 40 to 1 and 25 to 1 bonus payouts.
I go in with 100-200 dollars and bet the bonuses while surviving the coin flips. Come out with 300-400 dollars every single time.
If your good.
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Not at all, there's no betting increase system, it's 'flat' in that way. I look for patterns and when I detect one, I just start betting.
Sometimes I'm wrong of course, but not often anymore.
I used to practice on the computer at home with a program called roulette whiz. It taught me a basic system and I refined it.
What this guy said.
Odds are crap for MMA, if you know this sport well enough you almost always know who will win.
I look for patterns
Myself I look for liars, and I found you. There's no "pattern" at roulette and the numbers you get at casino are extremely random because the roulettes are changed regularly. This way, they don't get old and used and the probabilities stay the same. It has been done before, but it's not possible anymore because of that.
Please don't roleplay on Veeky Forums, this is a serious board.
yes, i've swept the draftkings format plenty of times
rotogrinder top 10 here
Elaborate. Unless you're money laundering or memeing me right now.
You fucking retard.
There was a guy who beat Roulette. He went to his local casino constantly and tracked where the ball landed since in the bearing turning the wheel deteriorate and the wheel becomes off balanced so certain numbers become more prevalent than they should be. He found what numbers on what wheels were exploitable and made a ton of money off of it.
No, wait for long string of blacks, then 1$ on red and If black 2$, 4, 8, 16.... and so on.
because past event influence future ones in games of chance....
The only beatable games are poker and blackjack (and video poker but it's essentially indecernible). Everything else is a scam. You will lose all your money eventually.
You can, however, decide to leave the casino when you are ahead, but you may never return if you want to be a winner.
I absolutely love blackjack, but I've really been trying to lay off the games of chance lately, it's starting to become problematic.
unless your bank roll is around 25x your average minimum bet your chances of getting wiped out by an unlucky streak are pretty high, but now you risk losing the whole thing if you have really bad luck (which is ofcourse entirely possible) But I've had plenty of experiences where just betting at $10 tables I lost my first hundred quickly but was able to bring it back and win.
blackjack isn't beatable, proper use of basic strategy can get the house edge down to around 1% but you're still the loser
significant steps have been taken to insulate the game from card counting, and while most casinos will have 1 deck tables those tables also usually have other rules that tilt the odds back towards the house, like dealer hits on soft 17, double allowed only on 9/10/11, blackjack pays 7/5, etc
If you see someone on a slot machine and they play for a long time and don't win, then get up and leave, the machine is hot.
If you see someone win a scratch lottery ticket, the next couple in the roll are more likely to be cold.
Just pointing out that sometimes it does apply, but its because of the man-made system, its not folk science.
So much this. Style matchups are huge and often ignored by the odds. In general, bet on whoever is training with Israel Martinez.
I wait for the moments other players go bust and i have too in the past, thats when i bet. And then i wait again.
I set a winnings and time limit and a loss limit and thats when i walk away.