About to head over to the casino

JunkTop
JunkTop

About to head over to the casino. What does Veeky Forums like to bet?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

USD

It's all worthless anyway

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

my wife's son

so far the little shit has been lucky and i'm on a winning streak

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Pass line full odds baby.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Roulette is my game. I have a system.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Poker , never play against the house

whereismyname
whereismyname

blackjack. always sit down with $100, and walk away at 0 or 200. limit 200 per day. walk away with 200 about 55% of the time. definitely have to read "beat the dealer" a few times before playing.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

going in trying to double your money is mathematically flawed.

Going in with 650 to make 100 is solid.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

also fuck the fag that made that image because he didn't even use precision dice

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

put whole roll on black - if i hit it, i cash out my original fund, and play various games with the rest. if i lose, i go bang a hooker.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

My favorite is Casino de Poloniex

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

kek

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

lets hear it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

this.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Let me guess:

Something like 1 dollar on red, and if black then $2,$4, $8, etc until its actually red.

You will run out of cash eventually and lose large sums for a meager return.

That said, I usually use this "system" understanding its flaws, and I haven't walked out in the red yet.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Mainly poker. I used to play blackjack a lot but it gets boring after a while and there's not much profit unless you count, but since most casinos can tell you're counting you'd need a buddy who can count aswell in order to pull it off and make some decent cash, but it's really hard to find someone who knows what he's doing and even harder to find someone you can trust.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Sports betting. Casino games are a scam (not including poker).

Protip: The MMA odds are usually just based on hype, you can make big moneys if you know that upsets are likely to happen. I made like a ton of BTC on the Rousey vs Holm fight and the first McGregor vs Diaz fight.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Baccarat.

Only game in the house that is actually 50/50.

EZ Baccarat is offered in every casino on earth lets you bet on the 40 to 1 and 25 to 1 bonus payouts.

I go in with 100-200 dollars and bet the bonuses while surviving the coin flips. Come out with 300-400 dollars every single time.

Poker.

If your good.

Lunatick
Lunatick

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Not at all, there's no betting increase system, it's 'flat' in that way. I look for patterns and when I detect one, I just start betting.

Sometimes I'm wrong of course, but not often anymore.

I used to practice on the computer at home with a program called roulette whiz. It taught me a basic system and I refined it.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

What this guy said.

Odds are crap for MMA, if you know this sport well enough you almost always know who will win.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Apophenia

Supergrass
Supergrass

I look for patterns

Myself I look for liars, and I found you. There's no "pattern" at roulette and the numbers you get at casino are extremely random because the roulettes are changed regularly. This way, they don't get old and used and the probabilities stay the same. It has been done before, but it's not possible anymore because of that.

Please don't roleplay on Veeky Forums, this is a serious board.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

yes, i've swept the draftkings format plenty of times

rotogrinder top 10 here

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Elaborate. Unless you're money laundering or memeing me right now.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You fucking retard.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Or YoBit

Supergrass
Supergrass

There was a guy who beat Roulette. He went to his local casino constantly and tracked where the ball landed since in the bearing turning the wheel deteriorate and the wheel becomes off balanced so certain numbers become more prevalent than they should be. He found what numbers on what wheels were exploitable and made a ton of money off of it.

likme
likme

No, wait for long string of blacks, then 1$ on red and If black 2$, 4, 8, 16.... and so on.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

because past event influence future ones in games of chance....

Playboyize
Playboyize

The only beatable games are poker and blackjack (and video poker but it's essentially indecernible). Everything else is a scam. You will lose all your money eventually.

You can, however, decide to leave the casino when you are ahead, but you may never return if you want to be a winner.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I absolutely love blackjack, but I've really been trying to lay off the games of chance lately, it's starting to become problematic.

unless your bank roll is around 25x your average minimum bet your chances of getting wiped out by an unlucky streak are pretty high, but now you risk losing the whole thing if you have really bad luck (which is ofcourse entirely possible) But I've had plenty of experiences where just betting at $10 tables I lost my first hundred quickly but was able to bring it back and win.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

blackjack isn't beatable, proper use of basic strategy can get the house edge down to around 1% but you're still the loser

significant steps have been taken to insulate the game from card counting, and while most casinos will have 1 deck tables those tables also usually have other rules that tilt the odds back towards the house, like dealer hits on soft 17, double allowed only on 9/10/11, blackjack pays 7/5, etc

farquit
farquit

If you see someone on a slot machine and they play for a long time and don't win, then get up and leave, the machine is hot.

If you see someone win a scratch lottery ticket, the next couple in the roll are more likely to be cold.

Just pointing out that sometimes it does apply, but its because of the man-made system, its not folk science.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Gambler's fallacy

idontknow
idontknow

So much this. Style matchups are huge and often ignored by the odds. In general, bet on whoever is training with Israel Martinez.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I wait for the moments other players go bust and i have too in the past, thats when i bet. And then i wait again.
I set a winnings and time limit and a loss limit and thats when i walk away.