Dota 2 General - /d2g/

secret.benis

>made a gun drawing motion
>got shot
>POLICE BRUTALITY EPIDEMIC CAN'T EVEN BE BLACK ANYMORE

he literally knowingly committed suicide by cop

I couldn't help but notice a distinct lack of necro creeps porn
why is that, dotards?

how do we buff SPEC & SLAR

>How does the Mastermind do it?

Literally by coasting on winnings from Honeypots.

are these stats good or bad i literally can't tell

hon3tpots say name preisdent of estonia lmao famski we up in this arteeaa

he was a gud boy
he dindu nuffin
was going to church every sunday
tryin to get his life on track
we need mo money fo dem programs

>is it bad to average 2 kills and 9 deaths a game? I can't tell

pretty bad yes

Secret.FATA. Screencap this.

That's his K/D you subhuman, having a 2 k/d is literally cuckold tier but it's not as bad as it could be.

forgot pic

This video is bait right

this was your life

How alt right is this?

>more matches played than MMR

The struggle is real.

I do not try to gain mmr. I'm gonna go up to 4k once I get my behavior score in the 7000s though.

>tfw can't micro for shit

Wat do?
How am I supposed to play waifu siren?

I need MORE PSG & Lelouch weebums and stories

...

Don't.

1437 SVG BULBA AUI2K + 1 (was EE till he got invited to EG)

techies is my 2nd most played hero and i always feed after we win a game, but i'm really good at just dying regularly too doing inane dives and initiating at 1 hp
this is at the border between 4k and 5k which is why i'm asking, 4k is a cesspool and i feel like i'm utter garbage considering my win rate isn't even 60%, and 5k hardly appears to be any better meaning i need to press on instead of losing like a babby

EE to EG would be based

here

>60% winrate
>3 k/d
Pretty good.
If you're actually too retarded to micro, you could always control them individually and just throw her illusions vaguely at creep camps and waves, then E when they look like they've all arrived at their destination.

he's either low MMR or plays lots of support

3k matches with above 50% win is pretty good in my book either way unless it's mostly party queue

money king should do something about his subjects

however Universe hates playing with EE due to his time in secret, where EE was micromanaging Universe

So Universe might leave EG if that is the case, which would put zai to POS3 +pld pos4
EE - 1
Sumail - 2
zai - 3
pld - 4
ppd -5

fresh webm

I don't even feel like posting this after seeing sludge's new io meme though like how can i even compete with these memes

his webms are what my webms should be

at least we'll always have poopoo shackle girl

EG: EE, Sumail, Universe, Crit, PPD (Fear retires)
Secret: Arteezy, Fata, Zai, Puppey, Pieliedie
DC: Pajkatt, W33, Moo, Misery, Saksa
OG: -New Blood-, Miracle-, Moon, N0tail, Fly
Unnamed (Possible C9 roster): Aui, MSS, Bulba, SVG, 1437
Liquid: Matumbaman, Reso1ution, Mind Control, Jerax, Kuroky

>ape
>singular
but i see like 5

reminder that you could play dota every single day for the rest of your life and practice as hard as you can, and you will NEVER be TI-level or even regular pro level

why are you even bothering? because it's "fun"? is it even fun anymore? when was the last time you stopped and really thought about if you're having fun or not?

>EE
>EG
nigger fuck off to /a/ where EE would be accepted as a normal human being. he is "that guy nobody likes" yet everybody just tolerates because sometimes he manages to play okay and he's been around for a while.

Post em, you faggots.

>>Unnamed (Possible C9 roster): Aui, MSS, Bulba, SVG, 1437
sounds like they need our boy RITSU

reaching for that low hanging fruit i see
apply yourself

that is my life

bamboe is so fucking bad holy shit

PPD invited EE to join EG in the past, plenty of people like and respect EE.

I had fun in my recent matches, yes.

They look like people that have only been playing dota for a week but you know they've been playing for years. Mind boggling

EE already played with EG last year during starladder

But why wouldn't I become TI-level?
I'm just doing what they did to become good.
>having fun
Only a retard would play this game for fun.
I play this game to be a credit to my race on a field of violence and to remind all the impoverished internet cafe-bound nonwhite subhumans playing against me that the white man will always lord over them no matter how far away we are.
It's that and the thrill of the kill that keeps me coming back, and nothing more.

it needed to be said

Aui carry is literally the worst ive ever seen, Aui EG carry on EG made Loda look like Shadow

>plenty of people like and respect EE.

And it will get them 13th every time

>a while
3 years isn't a while in the DotA scene. Plus he hasn't achieved anything.

shadow isnt even good
wings isnt good

>tfw I actually believed in the third reveal hype
Thanks, dotards.

>But why wouldn't I become TI-level? I'm just doing what they did to become good.
because they are more dextrous, more intelligent, and have faster reflexes

>he believes in a just world
>he believes anyone can do anything they put their mind to

>pig stylized arcana for bomb/suicide themed hero
really makes you think

now this is a gem of a post
i'll have to give you a 10/10 for this lad

what if Flesh heap had an active that blocked 50x amount of flesh heap stacks in physical damage

would pudge be not shit then

or 1st at a Major

Is it worth it to unbox the battle pass treasures and sell, or just sell the cases?

Maybe if it gave charges of damage block for the ammount of stacks you have, with a cap for maybe like 5?

the sheriff is back

>they

hey, me and necro did nothing wrong. The dire, though, are suffering from the fundamental tunnelvision that infects 2k play (the reason I started chasing the ogre is because my PA was in their jungle and she was rotating toward everyone all game successfully)

what if we stop buffing heroes every patch
wait till kunka gets buffed again and becomes bigger cancer than sd and mirana combined

>literally

What if flesh heap gave int instead of str and instead of hook he would have an orb that scales with his int?

And?
I've still got time to become that level, if anything.
If I just don't make it after a while, and end up having spend all my puberty and then some practicing a game I was predestined to never be good at, THEN I'll take my own life, but for now it remains to be seen.
The cases are always worth more.

>there are actual envy fans in this thread
>there are actual envy fans at all

Pudge meat hook is already GoodBatRider, GoodVengeSwap, and GoodNyxUlt

His Wex is GoodRadiance, GoodOmniAura, and GoodPulseNova

Why does Pudge need more buffs? He is already pretty brainlessly effective

pudge will forever be shit until he is a good hero ignoring the hook entirely, because the hook is unreliable as fuck and pros hate unreliable, even if its extremely powerful

they can buff the hook to hell and back and the best thing that will happen is that he gets drafted with another hero to stun before the hook, he will never be picked on his own merits by himself.

>EE is actually going to EG

Which team do I support now

Got carried at Shangai by w33 and misery to win a major

It actually means Peedur is getting kicked

having spent*

thank god it wasnt arshitzy, i believe in peter, he can contain the autism.

>plays techies
>is french
hello my brown algerian friend

Why wont bone just go back to offlaner?

Literally no evidence of that and a lot a against it

>1st at a medium sized LAN
>13th in a world tournament

Sounds about right for someone that's extremely underrated and burn out

Pudge Meat Hook can be used as a zero range 360 pure damage nuke on 4 second cooldown.

Oh wait, Timerbsaw does 720 pure damage with chakram on an 8 second cooldown in an AoE.

if i play 10 solo games 6 will be ok, 2 will be amazing and 2 are awful experiences that kill my desire to play

stacking as 5 is fun if i'm not the highest mmr, if i have to carry people 1k below me i get stressed because i'm too much of a tryhard

>he can contain the autism.
Yea I doubt it if he couldn't even deal with EE-light aka Aui

>implying either
I'm just pulling frogs out of my gigantic misogynist school shooter toad folder.
I can assure you that I'm both white and american.

t. EE fanboy

goodPPD the president of estonia didnt managed it

>Io didn't win the arcana vote
The memes are dead, let's give the hero with dozens of cosmetics even more cosmetics

I don't care, I don't want fucking Io pickers on my team. At least Juggernaut is a decent core.

You try to walk thru a door with your gf but this man blocks your way.
After asking him to move he says that people dont ask him he asks people then he slaps your gfs ass and laughs in estonian.

what do you do?

>EG.EternalEnvy

Ward his jungle

What's funny is that EG will be an anime team if EE joins

how to go from a T1 team to a T3 in one super simple step

Buenos días, mi presidente