Spessmen on a space station - /ss13g/

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>sarah johnson loves four hour rounds
>muh bomb security, muh spess law
>the usual shitposting


>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

Other urls found in this thread:

discord.gg/YEh5fv7
imgur.com/a/aFsdC
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for cute surgeon

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cute!

xth to tell you that whorena/reica/etc are not cute, and are fucking annoying waifucunts

xth for bomb defficiency

We could've had martians, items surgically attached to stumps and a ton of other features

But instead our coders are circlejerking about removing src, uppercase HTML tags and one-line ifs

>Traitor CE

anyone got a screencap of before the bomb went off?

This is a cute surgeon. Steve is cute, steve can stay.

Whorena needs to leave, though, she's not fucking cute.

>we could've had martians
Glad we don't.
>items surgically attached to stumps
When you sprite all of them

ilu steve thank you for teaching me to doctor

Rei is back

When will Rei purge us of the waifufags? When will Rei make space great again?

Please, Rei. Please deliver us from this cancer.

>captain joins
>all he does is play dressup and upload meme laws while the CE dunks us all
>his reasoning for his actions is DUDE WEED i'm so high bro XD

rei whats your steam again i lost it

WAIFU PURGE 2016 WHEN
YOU DIDN'T DO IT LAST YEAR REI
MAKE IT UP TO US THIS YEAR
WAIFU
PURGE
WHEN
MAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN

Come on, Rei, do the impossible, break the unbreakable! Row! Row! Fight the waifus, the underages and the hippie rejects who became admins!

what the fuck does a purge entail? I see it get thrown along a lot, but I have no idea what it means.

Remember Hitler? Right, like that!

ban all female static namers ,get deadminned, all unbanned and come back as admin some years later

Ban all waifus.
Ban all beta orbiters.
Make
Space
Great
Again
MSGA
S
G
A
Rei for Headmin, 2016.
He doesn't even have any opponents on his level; Shiggypathetic is long gone, nobody can stop the waifu holocaust train once it leaves the station. All we gotta do is throw a bit more coal in the boilertank.

Must-ban list:

Rei

Twisting what you can for your own agenda whether it works or not,
Bullying those who are already unliked,
Forming a secret metaclub to bully them,
Realising you're not really amounting to much and just look like shit to the rest of the community,
and then killing yourself whilst the rest of us pick up and go on with even better server times now that you're gone?

Sounds good to me.

Speaking of Sarah Johnson, that guy is a fucking whiny ass baby, jesus christ.

Reica Carter/Strawberrytan
Julia Brandt/Morena
Hyun Ae/DeadpoolJ
Trinity Prewitt/Bittervanilla
Sawbones/Zealotron
Any and all beta orbiters caught associating with the above list

Whateverhisnameis/SJ_benster
Ginger Beach/Kammerjunk

In unrelated news, I much preferred when Kammerjunk didn't even use Veeky Forums.

Why do you want to get Deadpoo banned?

They're a waifushitter just like all the rest of them

>Reica Carter/Strawberrytan
absolute shit
>Julia Brandt/Morena
absolute shit and underage
>Hyun Ae/DeadpoolJ
absolute shit and mentally underage
>Trinity Prewitt/Bittervanilla
good
>Sawbones/Zealotron
very good

>trinity prewitt

Literally just the same as reica carter/julia brandt

NOT ME!!!!

Anyone with an r in their ckey
They're always shitters and shit to people for dumb reasons

are you including me????????????????? \:

>Nuklear
>Mustard

Yes, and?

>Nuke "Here's 70 ahelps about why it's okay that I griefed you whilst I handle my own ahelp situation"

>Mustard "nowhere to be seen again"

>TheEliminator16

>admins should be immune from being banned guys

You'd think people would have learned after SJ
but no

Mustard is always there tho

>Mustard "Unban Chiot" Nigger

No you moron we're saying they're not shitters so they shouldn't be banned

Can someone share the info for discord please

discord.gg/YEh5fv7

Just keep playing as normal
If we like the looks of you an admin will send you the discord information in a private ahelp
Don't ask us directly for it and give us a few months to keep tabs on you before we make a final decision

>Log in
>who
>Sandy_Sand
>Log out

>log in
>who
>strawberrytan
>log out

>login
>don't give a shit about shitty drama
>keep playing as usual

When the fuck is this graytiding turd getting banned?

same fag

>Sordine

>DrCelt

vox GFs are for hugs

Probe
Dragonbro
Kammerjunk

2hotdogs
killette2
Xenovix

It's funny because Lisa and Reica are like the new Ashe and Felicity

You know like when they used to drag each other around

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>discord.gg/YEh5fv7
thanks annon

You forgot PunishedChiot

Gee braxton how come your captain lets you have three borers

>trying to learn SME because don't want workplace accidents that force a shuttle call anymore
>after a long time finally about to configure the console
>reica comes in
>not short after SINGULOTH HAS RISEN
>pull her to escape the singulo but get shitter juiced and eaten by the singulo

>vampire
>assassinate harvey
>get 365 blood
>humans have 200 blood in them
>harvey comes in horribly burnt up, chloral him just before he stands up, drag him into surgery and succ
>go to shove him in the morgue
>nosy paramedic checks the light and clones
>stick around for harvey to pop out of the tube
>chloral him the moment he comes out
>drag him to virology, succ another 165 blood and monkeyman
it was like taking a big shit all over his day

I was looking all over for Harvey too, and asking if anyone had seen him
I even put on the paramedic EVA suit to check if I could see any blood through the virology windows
where did you stash his corpse the second time?

removed when?

I monkeymanned him and put him in with the virology monkeys, all mangled up

ArthurDent
Secretoftheshapka
Theeliminator16

Chiot
PunishedChiot
Assdad211
DaWhatTheFox

too smooth for me, damn

>Virologist joins
>Finally someone will find me
>They don't go to virology at all

The virologist joining is why I released the singularity

>admins are good guys they'd never wrong us

Who ever are those

>SME lover
You deserved that

I clicked virologist on accident

Eldzen, he went from waifulord to occasional murderbone

Bump

>literally no posting at the end of a blob round
I don't know what I expected

What's wrong with Kammerjunk
To me they've always seemed like a competent admin

Just the newest meme.

I should start a discord server for literal who's

>She likes a player that is a bit of a shitter, that humiliated Whorena by posting private logs. A low hit and very shitty, but hey, Kammer is a nice person.

she's a cold fish

Oh, in-line greentexting doesn't work now? A shame.

>posting private logs

post pls

t. Morena

They ain't even that bad, but ask kammer, I think that
>she
has them. I think that moves like that are very shitty, so I didn't save the image.

imgur.com/a/aFsdC

tales of a stupid slut vol 1

I want to call morena FAT
then tell her that I didn't mean it.

kind of sad desu

what the fuck
how could anyone be this goddamn cringy
holy fucking shit

t. SJ jumping to kammer's defence again only to blackmail them later with "look what I did for you"

he's bulimic.

he's 17

let the mentally ill faggot enjoy his age

>implying that's everything they've spoken about ever
>not just bits and pieces taken for shock factor

I used to think people here weren't that retarded to fall for this kind of shit so easily
But hey, whatever feeds the drama boat, right?

o-oh.
I didn't mean it.

It's pretty fucked up how Sj joked about it.

>17
If he is indeed confirmed to be a underage, why is he not banned from the server.

Think about it more before posting dumb ass

because the proof is a forum post in another server

and the admins are cucks so no one has yet banned him preventively even if the effort for him to prove he's not underage is minimum

the steam community irritates me

I'm going to nutrimient the shit out of her