My dipstick broke off in the oil tube about 4" from the top of the tube...

My dipstick broke off in the oil tube about 4" from the top of the tube. Around 1" of the tip of the dipstick is stuck inside. Any ideas how to get it out?

Not that this picture would help but that's the dipstick

call some niggers bro

turn it upside down and shake a little, it will just fall out

Seeing those two stupid ass comments I thought I accidentally posted on /b

Drop the oil pan you fucking dingus

u drive a nigger car
im serious, call them up, they will know what to do


like fucking monkey magic

>not even giving me a (you) for my witty comment
first off, just fucking die.

secondly, how about you try to get it up using a fucking LEGO magnet or some similar magnet on a stick or thin thread, you retarded faggot?

A 1972 Grand prix sj with a 455 is not a nigger car. Now if I put rims on it and lifted it like a truck then it would be a nigger car. I don't plan on niggerizing it.

You might be able to find a small stick magnet

> being this mad over not being funny.

This

Too edgy for me. Thanks for being the internet tough guy.

Either a little magnet and drag it up.

OR

Detach the sump and take it through the bottom (no homo)

That's what I was thinking. But it's stuck in there pretty good. I couldn't force it down when I tried to put the stick back in. I don't have a lift yet and I really don't want to do work until I can get it in the air.

magnets are not going to pull a dipstick you mexican fucking idiots

only something sticky is going to retrieve it
and you probably need to use another dipstick from a different car to do it

needle nose pliers.. the long kind

or .. i donno chopsticks?

The diameter of the whole is too small for pliers. I just don't want to have to take it to a mechanic for something like this.

You don't have a jack and stands? Or some ramps?

They're pretty fucking cheap

I do. But I'm having a lift installed next month and just don't feel like working under a car like that anymore.

get fucked then

Youre shit out of luck then since youre being a lazy fuck

>ITT: people trying to help some asshole that doesnt want to be helped

just drive it to the shop lol

I'm gonna weld a small screw to the end of a metal pipe and dry to screw the stuck part out.

He should just sell the car. It's a total loss at this point.

why dont you just use a long straw and suck it out

Good idea. Maybe I can blow I'm better at that.