You're at a stop light, Scotty Kilmer rolls up in his Mustang

You're at a stop light, Scotty Kilmer rolls up in his Mustang

>hey kid your engine sounds like shit, I can hear the rods knocking, thats what you get for not doing the oil yourself. Also nice Chinese tyres you faggot

How do you respond?

...

Least it's not some muscle car wannabe.

Rev up my engine

I rev up my engine

Tip muh MAGA and continue to browse whatever form degeneracy is open on my phone

Smoke him in my yellow banana-car.

If you can't tell that my tires are made in America, why should I even hear you out on any mechanical advice?

>"Rods? Are you retarded?"
>brap away and laugh at his torque

I thought radials were a meme

Radials? my tires? I need grip to distribute Wankel power.

>>brap away and laugh at his torque

>How do you respond?
My passenger pulls out a syringe squirter full of brake fluid.

1. Scotty Kilmer would never say that

so this thread is invalid

Laugh at his shitty wheels, stock suspension, and convertible.

you're going to falsely imagine your compression ratio getting higher as you increase your RPM?

k brah

I'd wait for his shitty compression fittings to blow out while he rolls away with no brakes.

scotty actually leaves near me

Do you rev up your engine when you drive by his house?

oh really? does he do that regularly? when does he come back?

no it's a quiet white neighborhood

yes man it's a doggy dog world

Start talking about torsion bar cranking and watch him go into conniptions

Tell him that Mercedes-Benz is a fantastic brand and drive off as he loses his shit.

Have you ever had him fix your car? I imagine it's a long waiting list to get him to look at your car.

SCOTTY LIVES IN MONTROSE

user CONFIRMED FOR FAGGOT

>nah scotty, these are dual overhead cams, modern technology unlike your pigfat pushrods

People really got assblasted over that video, but scotty admits they're great to drive, its just that they have issues with planned obsolescence and significantly above average maintenance costs. Like he said, there's a reason the resale value tends to be very low, and its because of that.

I don't think its a stretch to say the people that watch his videos are people who want to minimize the cost of car maintenance and repairs, and buying a Mercedes isn't typically going to be your best option.

It's a snoop doggy dog world

>he won't say shit when he sees the kenne bell sticker
>on my termi

>Oh shit is this the Corvette you had in your intro?

I'd tell him about this youtube channel I found for automotive diagnostics that I think would really help him out and then leave.

But that would be completely incorrect. I'd probably just roll up my window and ignore him.

Wat

>tyres

Its dog eat dog world user not doggy fog world.

>engine sounds like shit
My big block LS1 can still kick your stang's ass
>not doing oil yourself
You think I would let lnoth mechanic anywhere near my baby?
>chinese tires
Pure american muscle faggot

>big block ls1
Wanna know how I know you don't have an LS1?
laughing_scotty_kilmer.jpg

Corvette C4's come standard with LS1s

You don't fucking say.

>C4
>standard with LS1s
>big block LS1s
I feel I've become slightly dumber interacting with you.

LT1

>big block
>LS1

Pick only one

Hey Scotty I thought you would recognize your moms car

"I could have a rod go through the block and still smoke your bitch ass when the hoses you clamped wrong snap"

Then i burn up my shitty chinese tyres because they cost nothing and laugh away

I would be too busy dealing with all of the codes that my GLS throws to notice him.

Wipe his saliva off my face and drive off.

Bitches don't know what they have.

>"Yeah, my C4 has a LS1 in it"
>walks away