ITT: countries that have literally no history

ITT: countries that have literally no history

>were founded
>did nothing for a hundred years
>sent some boats over to the world wars - the ONLY relevant thing they've ever done
>...
>host an olympics

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Two Olympics thank you very much.

They're the international shitpost champs of the world.

Don't forget losing a war against a few birds.

>genocide
>boar war
>gallipofail
>reputable SAS tier mil&int
>hold a country successfully with less then 50% of your real time population being citizenry
>also "own" a massive part of antarctica.

somehow new zealand still got away....proxy.
>mfw png

also has a fuck ton of foreign owned land inside our borders eg cucked out to american military bases complete degenerated fucking joke.

>pic related
>hide yo' penguins

OP is giving them a run for their money

>hold a country successfully with less then 50% of your real time population being citizenry
What do you mean by this?

IMO Australia gotta colonise legit. NZ and PNG annexation when?

>What do you mean by this?
count the bodies on the continent right now to legal entities of living personhoods and check out the percentage. its pretty abysmal, probably the worst on the worldbooks.

makes me angry. not that i need a reason misanthropy to be angry at cunts. but yeah straya CUNT

>IMO Australia gotta colonise legit. NZ and PNG annexation when?
wait for america to collapse and then present it as a non option to the public

Fuck yeah we are

Australia granted independence to PNG in 1975, New Zealand was briefly administrated from New South Wales. Fiji and NZ were part of the federation process creating Australia but withdrew.

So Australia has claim is what you're saying? Sick.

Yeah chill brah it's mostly just Asian students and they're fucking hot so who gives a shit.

I'm more saying that it's so shit that it was willingly let go.

>mostly just Asian students
YEAH RIGHTo cunt dont let the dionesyianism hit you in the back of the head on the way out

just imagine if we'd got SA & rhodesia into it... true confederacy.

Yeah PNG we could surely take back but, it's a bit of a shit hole atm.

>t's mostly just Asian students and they're fucking hot so who gives a shit.
>chinks
>hot
yeah nah cunt only if you're a thirsty yellow fever victim

I'll admit to that, but honestly the legs on Australian girls are just terrible 9 times out of 10.

I want to date an Aussie girl

no, trust me, you dont. they date you.

This song is an achievement. Also everything you need to know about your genuine, dinky dy, aussie bloke.

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I don't understand the appeal of Australian women, what is it about them exactly that foreigners find so attractive?

Idealized beauty/personality

They're average at best honestly

>young country has no history

As an American who lived in Aus the last couple of years I will say that Aussie girls are bland as fuck. America actually does benefit from year of racemixing. Australians tend to have the "small island small genepool" look you get from the UK

tons of actors going to hollywood
All those surfing girls too

They were the champs

Finns have usurped the shitposting crown

>implying anyone is as prideful as us aussies.
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Dead Kelly are goat.

>Australian """empire"""
>a bunch of irrelevant islands and penguins
kek

>Finns

kek no

>Drop a bunch of rapists, thieves, arsonists and other general criminals off on the other side of the world with no resources
>All white
>Create first world country Australia

>Been around for thousands of years
>Had support of European countries for 200 years
>All black
>Africa is still a shithole

How?

I've always considered Australian history to be common with Anglo Saxon history

And so you should

>Australia

Don't tell me what to do, cunt.

fuck up faggot

Fite me

bite me

>Australia

fucking this, ive been trapped here for almost a decade and all the girls look exactly the same
it was actually a relief when i got to uni and met some muslim girls, at least there was some variety

>irish
>white
top kek

australias made up of a quiltwork of quasi independant communities grouped usually by ethnicity with an overarching anglo-saxon net(work)

who else but a leaf would start this thread. no one else is insecure enough about their own lack of history to shit on another country

>Countries with [upper limit] to [lower limit] Armenians.
Whoever wrote this should be shot.

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Lol @ steve irwin portait