Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>when you realise your compendium money went to the chinese government

miracle plays rubick mid rarely

No it isn't. Its fundamentally crap (for blood)

Valve needs to try to make all heroes do everything, its like riki ult all over again

he needs a new ability to either carry or help support

He can't win 1v1s and he doesn't scale as well as an actual carry

Blood rite offers nothing

>somebody counter picks me when I pick slark
>stomp their fucking faces in anyway
It's actually that easy.

twitch deathnekotifa

ppd gonna get his noodle wet mofockas

Is Cristal Maiden an actual Maiden?

>Valve needs to try to make all heroes do everything,
*Stop trying

how come there's always some faggot who instaclicks a mid hero in 3.5k

its an ironic name like Tiny that is everyhting but tiny, just like maiden that is a turboslut in relaity

why does ppd have everything i don't

more often than not its because he is the best player on eh team

look at her makeup.
lina is more maiden than cm is

>I pick slark
>get left alone bottom against huskar and oracle while my two supports dual lane top to shut down PL
>get blamed when we lose the game cause I itemized wrong

Absolutely ebin

how many carries has she supported?

actually more often than not he's a complete trashcan

>tfw my 9k meme is over

lul

oh fuck
my sides and wallet

>that guy is "an arab shitskin"

what a world we live in.

>tfw want to buy PA buttcana
>but shes going to get nerfed into the fucking ground in 6.89

what do bros

His cap is obscuring the S on his hoodie

semetic people are Caucasian so it isn't race mixing since the child produced looks italian tier white pretty much

>Amer was born to a Polish mother and Jordanian father, and holds a dual citizenship.

How soon until matchmaking punish me for winning and i rubberband with loses?

Solo queuer btw

>muslim refugee dota player
>yuros rush to suck his cock at every turn even though he got exposed and BTFO at TI6

so this.. is the power..... of europeon dota..................

do NOT slutshame rylai

>when you pick medusa and the enemy team chooses anti-mage

ez win baby

How do people still play with shit like blue themed Lina or anime heroes avatars? I thought modding was shut down.

he is levant anyway, not gulf like your picture

When you lose once, go play unranked

>normal skill

You aren't worth punishing yet

@152202054
>normal skill
>not ranked

not even (you) worthy

But it looks cool!

But I have to agree. I was originally gonna post about how bloodseeker feels like he really wants to be a grindy carry in the same vein as viper, and that he'd need a defensive ability to replace blood rite.

But what kind of defense would be fitting of the cyka?

how so?

They either need to rework his ult or give him a stun so people can't just LUL TP OUT

SAY MY NAME

>somebody on team picks slark
>fucking lose
FUCK slark pickers LITERALLY KILL YOURSELVES please

h0neylans

>But what kind of defense would be fitting of the cyka?
Its not necessary a defense that would be the most boring choice

He needs something that complements one role or enables him to do something new

Not generic farming aoe lol shit ability

Before he was the bane of casters and squishy heroes existence since he could mute them with bloodrage and kill them and of course the trade off was the extra damage and lack of extra damage for himself

So he was an snowbally early/early mid game hero

Rupture used to do enough damage to deter people from running, now nobody cares about level 1 rupture

Now he has no place in the game

Stun would be OP

h0neylans

n0tis

h0neylans

>99.6%
ez 16 levels

skinny bitch

SmallPrizepool

BigBaddy HoneyLans
BigShitty NoTis
Backstabby NoBrains

My logic there was, thirst is bloodseeker's signature skill, so he needs something that lets him survive long in a fight so he can combine it with AoE damage from radiance, mjolnir, or battlefury to gain more damage.

BigBaddy n0skill

goddamn who's that guy in the middle

handsome as fuck

H 0 N E Y L A N S
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THE MAN OF THE HONEYPOT

He doesn't need to survive in teamfights

he is supposed to gank and kill heroes who are alone and scale off that

Thats what he always did

He used to win teamfights by setting the other team behind while he himself got items off kills

Stop trying to homogenize all heroes

You are using the same logic behind riki's ult change and its shit. Nobody likes that ult , its straight up from league of legends and on top of that its just a modified version of embers sof

is there a reason why hes a carry

idk, but handsome sandpeople make my pussy wet

I wish I was handsome

where'd this say my name meme come from

don't say d2g, d2g can't come up with anything

I wish I was black

HI GUYS ANYONE REMEBER ME?

BEADY

Either /tv/ or /sp/

>Reminder that Tusk is CM's "BEST FRIEND" and will never fuck him

IT'S
THE
NUT SHACK

it'sthenutshack

he looks like a brown gaius baltar

IDI NAHOOY

/v/ probably and it mutated also probably in /sp/

>Whats his name again
>meme name
>meme name
>meme name
etc

ritsu is the carry for EEs team they followed eachotehr on twitter and EE changed his bio to mid player

he had A LOT of praise for ritsu when they broke into the scene

Post your favourite team that doesnt exist anymore.

>you are so young you've never heard "say my name" used as an expression

holy shit.

When icefag will buff her?

I still cannot get over the fact that ritsu single handedly destroyed a team and lost himself a paying position in the pro scene.
like
jesus christ
how much of a shitskin do you have to be

he didn't destroy anything

reddit destroyed that team

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

internet =! real life

fucking retard

theeban himself was the one who pulled the trigger on ritsu.

...

what did he do im new

It was Jake the cloud9 owner

Here is another team that doesn't exist anymore

that team would have gone into the dumpster regardless

/tv/, it was a line from the most overrated show ever (after game of plebs of course).

and what, you think he shouldn't have?

got so mad that dc is getting 4k a month he and mason created a skype group that whole purpouse was to not let dc qualify for lans

they posted their scrim strats there and gave them to their opponents in some qualification games

>Breaking Bad overrated
Fuck yourself, faggot

Who /TOP 100% FANTASY MASTER RACE/ here???

Hmmm?

Anyone?

C'mon, don't tell me I'm all alone at the top here!

LMAO

FUCKING NADOTA

HOW CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING SHIT AND UNPROFESSIONAL

>Someone has it good
>Fucking ruin it for the entire scene
L
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>when you gotta poo and there ain't no loo

Tiny has a small dick so...

yea agreed, if only nadota could be as professional as EUdota then they might make some decent teams

ohwait

>animelover-auraman
>overrated shit
>animelover with gorgeous hair
>some random guy
>if he got into ti6, visage would have been picked-man

no I'm saying even if he wasn't a scumbag that team would have collapsed

YO RITSU JUNMP ON SKYPE

teams give away scrim stats everywhere, it's not a secret and doesn't ruin anything